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2012-01-05 09:58:46 AM
I think it should be prefectly legal to blow blow off a hooker's rack, so long as the hooker is a consenting adult, and the coke is organically grown and fair traded.
 
2012-01-05 10:04:03 AM
Bukharin: I think it should be prefectly legal to blow blow off a hooker's rack, so long as the hooker is a consenting adult, and the coke is organically grown and fair traded.

Someday people will realize that favoring less efficient farming methods makes food more expensive for the poor, but until then, I will mock them.
 
2012-01-05 10:04:52 AM
Bukharin: I think it should be prefectly legal to blow blow off a hooker's rack, so long as the hooker is a consenting adult, and the coke is organically grown and fair traded.

I wouldn't mind my coca leaves to be the RoundupTM-ready variety from Monsanto.
 
2012-01-05 10:05:55 AM
RANDPAUL!RANDPAUL!RANDPAUL!RANDPAUL!RANDPAUL!RANDPAUL!
 
2012-01-05 10:05:59 AM
Just don't knock her up. She might do something immoral.
 
2012-01-05 10:06:17 AM
Snorting coke off a hooker's tits was the best part of the movie Any Given Sunday.
 
2012-01-05 10:07:00 AM
YixilTesiphon: Bukharin: I think it should be prefectly legal to blow blow off a hooker's rack, so long as the hooker is a consenting adult, and the coke is organically grown and fair traded.

Someday people will realize that favoring less efficient farming methods makes food more expensive for the poor, but until then, I will mock them.


But there is also the issue of sustainability. Overly efficient farming methods often like the stock market aren't interested in the long term consequences. It might make it cheaper today, but when you have the next dust bowl, you realize that its not quite so simple. (Yes some farming methods are overly inefficient as well and should be mocked)
 
2012-01-05 10:07:23 AM
Bukharin: I think it should be prefectly legal to blow blow off a hooker's rack, so long as the hooker is a consenting adult and there is a robust social welfare system that allows people to ascend the socioeconomic ladder to absolutely preclude the possibility of indentured sexual servitude, and the coke is organically grown and fair traded.


FTFM
 
2012-01-05 10:07:27 AM
OMG Ron Paul doesn't want the government interfering in every aspect of your lives!!! WHAT A LOON!!!!
 
2012-01-05 10:08:35 AM
YixilTesiphon: Bukharin: I think it should be prefectly legal to blow blow off a hooker's rack, so long as the hooker is a consenting adult, and the coke is organically grown and fair traded.

Someday people will realize that favoring less efficient farming methods makes food more expensive for the poor, but until then, I will mock them.



American get obese on the dollar menu.
 
2012-01-05 10:08:39 AM
RON PAUL wants to legalise prostitution? Where is that in the Constitution? Seems like it should be left up to the states to me.
 
2012-01-05 10:08:56 AM
YixilTesiphon: Bukharin: I think it should be prefectly legal to blow blow off a hooker's rack, so long as the hooker is a consenting adult, and the coke is organically grown and fair traded.

Someday people will realize that favoring less efficient farming methods makes food more expensive for the poor, but until then, I will mock them.


Which might be true if all farmers were forced to use less efficient methods instead of some voluntarily electing to use them to capture a market that will pay a premium for their perceived value.
 
2012-01-05 10:08:59 AM
now we're getting somewhere!
 
2012-01-05 10:09:48 AM
That is as long as she isn't black. They don't deserve to have jobs.
 
2012-01-05 10:10:37 AM
... and now, THE WHORES!!!
 
2012-01-05 10:11:20 AM
"Libertarian" my rosy red Irish ass.
Just another lying, weaseling, won't-answer-a-question-straight politician.
 
2012-01-05 10:11:23 AM
When Ron Paul is elected President he'll get right onto getting rid of all the federal prostitution laws so that it can be governed by the states, as God and the Founding Fathers intended.
 
2012-01-05 10:11:38 AM
Meh, I'd rather it be coke out of a dead crackwhore's bunghole, but whatever.
 
2012-01-05 10:12:55 AM
Rand Paul looks like the result of Kevin Spacey banging a standard poodle.
 
2012-01-05 10:13:59 AM
Snorting coke off a hooker's tits is a waste of coke. The hooker's skin ruins the coke.

Unless you're Charlie Sheen or somebody who can afford it.
 
2012-01-05 10:15:06 AM
The strategy of shrinking the federal government leads to 'empowered states' who are NOT bound by the constitution. If you want a smaller government, you want America to dissolve into a few smaller states.
 
2012-01-05 10:16:16 AM
Karac: When Ron Paul is elected President he'll get right onto getting rid of all the federal prostitution laws so that it can be governed by the states, as God and the Founding Fathers intended.

Has it ever been bandied about that the US is an empire which has exceeded its optimal size?
 
2012-01-05 10:18:46 AM
Remember kids; RON PAUL says it's okay for you to do drugs, whore yourself out, own rocket launchers, and discriminate on the basis of whatever the fark you want. But that you can't get an abortion if you're raped, get married if you're gay, or have a faith other than Christianity. But it's okay, you can have the drugs.
 
2012-01-05 10:19:24 AM
Outrageous Muff: Remember kids; RON PAUL says it's okay for you to do drugs, whore yourself out, own rocket launchers, and discriminate on the basis of whatever the fark you want. But that you can't get an abortion if you're raped, get married if you're gay, or have a faith other than Christianity. But it's okay, you can have the drugs.

Meh, 4/10
 
2012-01-05 10:20:11 AM
stevenr868: OMG Ron Paul doesn't want the government interfering in every aspect of your lives!!! WHAT A LOON!!!!

The shame of it is, if he actually repudiated the shiat from his newsletter, if he had a "come to Jesus" moment (ironically, I mean a realization that some of his more extreme stances could use some moderation), and wasn't 77 years old, he'd have a great shot at winning.

Lots of young people want RONPAUL to win. That's not something to shake a stick at (Obama got twice as many 18-30s to the voting booths as Gore or Kerry did - and something like 80% of us voted Obama), but when it's at the expense of older voters (many of whom like Ye Olde Santorum, have gone so senile as to forget who Newt Gingrich is, or are moderates or party-line voters robo-voting for Rmoney), he's taken two steps back.

If RANDPAUL runs for president on this platform in 2016, be afraid. He doesn't have his dad's history, and has said and done some pretty independent-y things. That (not 2012) is when I hope some of that libertarianism (and not the Randroids' feudal - and futile - Objectivism) makes its way into several campaigns, enough that the general (or even the primaries) become a referendum on such matters.

Right now, the major choices, libertarian-wise, are between Obama's stance and the GOPs - do you want molten lead poured down your throat, or molten sulfur?

// small-'l' libertarian
// RONPAUL's economics are also a problem, but more for me and other liberals/progressives than for conservatives
 
2012-01-05 10:20:49 AM
I have seen the fnords!!! They are spelled EMVTMPDOUBLEMINUS.

/thankyouthatisall
 
2012-01-05 10:20:50 AM
Headso: now we're getting somewhere!

THIS!!!!!
 
2012-01-05 10:21:24 AM
It just better be a hooker of the opposite sex from you. And preferably white.
 
2012-01-05 10:22:07 AM
Rand and Ron best go have a lil talk with Santorum.

Clearly, there's a failure to come to terms with each other's positions.
 
2012-01-05 10:23:41 AM
YixilTesiphon: Bukharin: I think it should be prefectly legal to blow blow off a hooker's rack, so long as the hooker is a consenting adult, and the coke is organically grown and fair traded.

Someday people will realize that favoring less efficient farming methods makes food more expensive for the poor, but until then, I will mock them.


Who's talking about food?


Philip Francis Queeg: It just better be a hooker of the opposite sex from you. And preferably white.

No one prefers white hookers, except blacks.
 
2012-01-05 10:26:07 AM
cman: Meh, 4/10

I wasn't trying to troll. Those are the man's stances. I'm sorry your Lord God Ron Paul is a wacko, and the young people who follow him and functionally retarded.
 
2012-01-05 10:29:20 AM
Amnestic: RON PAUL wants to legalise prostitution? Where is that in the Constitution? Seems like it should be left up to the states to me.

You'll have to forgive me, but my state is represented in the U.S. Senate by Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul. Therefore, I was under the impression that prostitution was already legal.
 
2012-01-05 10:31:22 AM
Outrageous Muff: cman: Meh, 4/10

I wasn't trying to troll. Those are the man's stances. I'm sorry your Lord God Ron Paul is a wacko, and the young people who follow him and functionally retarded.


Never said he was my god.
 
2012-01-05 10:32:14 AM
Ron Paul son on dad's drugs, prostitution stands

Man, I didn't realize the dude was such a swinger. No wonder he wants drugs legalized....
 
2012-01-05 10:35:41 AM
Is he just against that on the federal level, and is he just fine with the most draconian bullshiat on the state and local level, as long as it's not the EVIL FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OPPRESSION?
 
2012-01-05 10:37:16 AM
cman: Outrageous Muff: Remember kids; RON PAUL says it's okay for you to do drugs, whore yourself out, own rocket launchers, and discriminate on the basis of whatever the fark you want. But that you can't get an abortion if you're raped, get married if you're gay, or have a faith other than Christianity. But it's okay, you can have the drugs.

Meh, 4/10


He's not actually trolling if he's right.
 
2012-01-05 10:39:05 AM
Philip Francis Queeg: It just better be a hooker of the opposite sex from you. And preferably white.

You know, the media leads you.

If you really think Ron Paul is racist, or supports racist policy, you did not come up with this idea with objective research.
 
2012-01-05 10:39:07 AM
YixilTesiphon: Bukharin: I think it should be prefectly legal to blow blow off a hooker's rack, so long as the hooker is a consenting adult, and the coke is organically grown and fair traded.

Someday people will realize that favoring less efficient farming methods makes food more expensive for the poor, but until then, I will mock them.


What's really messes with their heads is if you tell them that drug lords have already hired scientists to create genetically modified coca, poppy, and marijuana to produce more productive and potent yields.

/yes, I completely made that up
//but would it really surprise you if they did?
 
2012-01-05 10:42:48 AM
cman: Never said he was my god.

So you agree that those are his stances, and that I can't be trolling if I'm using the man's own stances?
 
2012-01-05 10:43:20 AM
HoodCrowd: Philip Francis Queeg: It just better be a hooker of the opposite sex from you. And preferably white.

You know, the media leads you.

If you really think Ron Paul is racist, or supports racist policy, you did not come up with this idea with objective research.


If president would Ron Paul try and prevent states from enacting segregation laws?
 
2012-01-05 10:45:10 AM
Well I do prefer Paul's 'Hooker/Blow' platform over Santorium's 'NoSex' platform.
 
2012-01-05 10:46:11 AM
Outrageous Muff: cman: Never said he was my god.

So you agree that those are his stances, and that I can't be trolling if I'm using the man's own stances?


Last two are stretches. Show me where he wants to only make Christianity the only religion. Yes, he is against gay marriage, but he has also said that if states want to then he would not stand in the way of the legalization.
 
2012-01-05 10:46:48 AM
HoodCrowd: You know, the media leads you.

If you really think Ron Paul is racist, or supports racist policy, you did not come up with this idea with objective research.


But if you think the free market can solve all society's ills, you ruggedly determined that your independent self!
 
2012-01-05 10:48:33 AM
HoodCrowd: Philip Francis Queeg: It just better be a hooker of the opposite sex from you. And preferably white.

You know, the media leads you.

If you really think Ron Paul is racist, or supports racist policy, you did not come up with this idea with objective research.


Reading his own newsletter, speeches and legislation isn't objective research?
 
2012-01-05 10:49:02 AM
Outrageous Muff: cman: Never said he was my god.

So you agree that those are his stances, and that I can't be trolling if I'm using the man's own stances?


*ahem*
cman=troll=ignore
any questions?
 
2012-01-05 10:50:31 AM
whidbey: Outrageous Muff: cman: Never said he was my god.

So you agree that those are his stances, and that I can't be trolling if I'm using the man's own stances?

*ahem*
cman=troll=ignore
any questions?


If I am coming off as such than forgive me. I am very high right now off of amphetamines.
 
2012-01-05 10:54:22 AM
And, because he's such a freedom fighter, here's a list of everything Rand Paul has done so far in Senate to push for legalization of any drugs, including in Kentucky, which just yesterday lost one of its most vocal advocates for legalization:

farm1.static.flickr.com

Of course, it has only been a year, and who else but Rand was going to defend coal companies and speak out on the tyranny of new toilets?
 
2012-01-05 10:57:12 AM
EyeballKid: And, because he's such a freedom fighter, here's a list of everything Rand Paul has done so far in Senate to push for legalization of any drugs, including in Kentucky, which just yesterday lost one of its most vocal advocates for legalization:

[farm1.static.flickr.com image 396x500]

Of course, it has only been a year, and who else but Rand was going to defend coal companies and speak out on the tyranny of new toilets?


Yeah but see he's been holding out for the chance to be President to do that.

*coughs*
 
2012-01-05 11:00:00 AM
Carth: If president would Ron Paul try and prevent states from enacting segregation laws?

I'm sure he'd object, but then in the same breath mention how it's not the President's place to interfere with state matters.

Because they're like 50 sovereign nations not accountable to him anymore )or some sh*t).
 
2012-01-05 11:00:46 AM
Can you imagine how annoying it must be to do blow with Rand Paul? Like you're just trying to chill on some beers and keep it level... maybe talk to some ladies and he's all sweaty and gesticulating around the room about liberty and the ADA and scaring off the chicks by talking about the rape part of Atlas Shrugged.
 
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