FARK.com: (6860778) Herman Cain to enter the lucrative 'vanity bus tour' market, directly competing with established brands like Sarah Palin

		Herman Cain to enter the lucrative 'vanity bus tour' market, directly competing with established brands like Sarah Palin (politico.com)		26
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Diogenes

2012-01-05 10:01:36 AM

All the self promotion with none of the electoral consequences.

How pathetic you must be to be derivative of Palin.

Philip Francis Queeg

2012-01-05 11:00:59 AM

He's going to have a sign o the door saying "If this bus is rockin', don't come a knockin'!"

GoodyearPimp

2012-01-05 11:01:39 AM

But I could not, cannot, will not, you know, allow Barack Obama to have a cakewalk back into the White House .. by running for President myself.

bonefish

2012-01-05 11:01:46 AM

Bang Bus.

Serious Black

2012-01-05 11:02:48 AM

So is he going around the country to spread propaganda, er, information about his pizza-sized tax plan, or is he trying to find more dumb, horny broads to push into sucking his black dick?

Sock Ruh Tease

2012-01-05 11:03:38 AM

He wants to be the very best, like no one ever was. To catch rubes is his real test; to train them is his cause. He wants to travel across the land, derping far and wide. Each Republican to understand the power that's inside.

Lost Thought 00

2012-01-05 11:05:27 AM

How much is he charging for that there snake oil?

Jake Havechek

2012-01-05 11:08:03 AM

Only women wearing skirts will be allowed inside.

sprawl15

2012-01-05 11:08:26 AM

He'll be at your rally in 30 minutes or less or it's free^*!

^*'Free' does not refer to the monetary cost

Diogenes

2012-01-05 11:09:23 AM

Gloria's withholding sex. He's got to get his freak on somewhere.

Strolpol

2012-01-05 11:11:02 AM

He had to get his money's worth from that bus somehow.

Personally, I would have liked to see him use it to deliver pizzas.

Outrageous Muff

2012-01-05 11:11:49 AM

ORLY TITS

2012-01-05 11:13:20 AM

Is there any other country in the world with political entrepreneurship like this? Seriously, I can't think of hearing anything like this in other countries.

People like Benazir Bhutto die for their cause and people like Sarah Palin exploit a "cause" to sell T-shirts and bumper stickers and ghost-written books.

21-7-b

2012-01-05 11:16:41 AM

/sadly unavailable for comment

DeltaPunch

2012-01-05 11:16:59 AM

Is there some Pokemon movie where they go on a bus tour? I can't think of any other reason why he'd be doing this.

PanicMan

2012-01-05 11:18:39 AM

GoodyearPimp: But I could not, cannot, will not, you know, allow Barack Obama to have a cakewalk back into the White House .. by running for President myself.

Not in a box, not with a fox. Not in a house, not with a mouse.

Jake Havechek

2012-01-05 11:19:36 AM

Does it have those robotic arms that force your head into his crotch like Glen Quagmire's RV?

Masso

2012-01-05 11:21:51 AM

So... whatever did come out of that Sarah Palin's bus tour?

Dr Dreidel

2012-01-05 11:27:25 AM

GoodyearPimp: But I could not, cannot, will not, you know, allow Barack Obama to have a cakewalk back into the White House .. by running for President myself.

I could not, can not, in a race,
I would not, could not, in this place.
I cannot be your CiC,
Because of they who sit to pee.

Barack, you see, is socialist,
Which is why we are so pissed.
He cannot, shall not, be our boss,
I will stop him from upon this cross.

Diogenes

2012-01-05 11:32:50 AM

Masso: So... whatever did come out of that Sarah Palin's bus tour?

Luckily, not another child or GOP candidate.

Sock Ruh Tease

2012-01-05 11:33:04 AM

Womanizer traveling the land to get the support of animals? Where have I seen this before?

i.imgur.com

BuckTurgidson

2012-01-05 12:27:36 PM

As if this wasn't the plan all along...

beerrun

2012-01-05 01:19:51 PM

Masso: So... whatever did come out of that Sarah Palin's bus tour?

A whole lotta derp.

Tarkus

2012-01-05 01:44:50 PM

The Herman Cain Pussymobile. I bet he leaves the wife at home.

Diogenes

2012-01-05 02:27:29 PM

Tarkus: The Herman Cain Pussymobile. I bet he leaves the wife at home.

People who know Gloria have said she doesn't support his political ambitions. She tolerates them.

DrippinBalls

2012-01-06 05:06:59 AM

Wurs da white womin at?

/gonna slip 'em da old 999...............

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