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(TC Palm) Florida Florida man bitten, stabbed after argument with girlfriend over missing New Year's Eve 'ball drop' on TV. To prevent future 'ball drop' violence, police suggest he set his DVR next time   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 10
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mauricecano [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 09:33:52 AM
Lets boil this down:
- 46 year old women
- 26 year old boyfriend of said women starts a fight
- 19 year old son of said women beats up 26 year old boyfriend
- Alcohol and violence over a relatively trivial issue

check, check, check, and check....a good use of the Florida tag.
 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 10:06:52 AM
If she missed the ball drop, just have him jump into and out of a cold shower. There will soon be another.
 
BFletch651
2012-01-05 10:06:58 AM
FTA

An argument between a couple "because they missed the ball drop for New Year's" apparently progressed into beer splashing, biting and stabbing,

Biting and stabbing are your private business, but don't blame the beer.
 
OddLlama
2012-01-05 10:12:30 AM
Some kind of joke about him needing to let his balls drop.

/coffee, please.
 
Gabrielmot
2012-01-05 10:45:37 AM
Ladies, why are you crazy about this sort of stuff?

My wife is *still* pissed at me for being 60 seconds late to kiss her at midnight because I was dropping off my best friend to work (he works late nights)... and she said I could go... and I told her I might be late, but I'll do my best to get back before midnight...

/actually raced home through tons of drunk drivers and she was still pissed at me...
//I guess I will probably never understand.
 
wambu
2012-01-05 10:58:10 AM
The "ball drop" event typically is watched at the scene and on television by millions. In many cases, alcohol consumption is involved.

Ric Romero co-authored the article?


And speaking of balls . . .

Q: What did Cinderella do just before the ball?

A: Gag.
 
wambu
2012-01-05 11:27:38 AM
He sounds racist.

In Portsmouth, Va, Mayor Holly (who is black) sent hate mail full of racial slurs to himself, lost his job in a recall election and was then re-elected.

/both are full of teh derp
//and by teh derp, I mean shiat
 
vudukungfu
2012-01-05 11:57:40 AM
mauricecano: cohol and violence over a relatively trivial issue

Just like my natty lite sucking ex.
She was a real farking snowflake.
Pushes a shopping cart for a living now.
 
Hawnkee
2012-01-05 12:14:27 PM
She should have watched a Nivea commercial. That's all it is any more.
 
JeffKochosky
2012-01-05 12:54:16 PM
I must have temporarily relocated to Florida or something... we lost cable at about 11:55 on New Year's Eve.
No stabbings though.

/Farking' Comcast...
 
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