If you name your child Navey Erlene Skinner the spell has been cast and you can't really expect anything good.
/jeez

yep, nothing ever bad happens in prison, unless you get a bad batch of toilet-wine.

Being forced to eat pussy at shivpoint for hours on end? See, it sounds like a 3am Cinemax move but it's not.

I don't get why a lot of sites still don't have proper mobile websites. Why have one if it's not going to show you the actual article and just dump you on a generic redirect page.

Make sense the only people who believe prison actually helps someone reform are the same level of intelligent as a white thrash 12 year old girl.

I've seen what goes on in women's prison. And it beautiful!

Jake Havechek: Being forced to eat pussy at shivpoint for hours on end? See, it sounds like a 3am Cinemax move but it's not.

Eh, not to downplay the horribleness of prison, but women's prisons really are a far cry from men's. Unless you get raped by the guards, of course.

People are always coming to me. "Michael, I have a secret. Your the only one I trust." No thanks, because keeping a secret can only lead to trouble. Like I was watching Cinemax last weekend. This movie, Portrait of a... Prostitute something. Secrets of a Call... More Secrets of a Call Girl. And the lead character, Sheila, is framed for murder. She goes on the run and winds up working at a bordello in Malibu. I don't, I don't want to live like that. I like it here. I don't want to be Sheila, I like being Michael Scott.

Because People in power are Stupid: It looks like Mef was involved.



Mef mouf.

LoneDoggie: [troll.me image 553x369]

yep, nothing ever bad happens in prison, unless you get a bad batch of toilet-wine.

That pic looks like the black dude is saying `Honey, honestly, I told you I just thought number 3463 was cute! I never fantasised about him, you`re the only one on my mind when ``Lights Out`` is called, honest!``

Another article has her age at 34. She looks older than my 85 year old grandmother.

Snohomish county, reprazent!

Princess0825: Another article has her age at 34. She looks older than my 85 year old grandmother.

Still pretty smooth-skinned and plump for a meth head. Let her cook a few more years.

LoneDoggie: [troll.me image 553x369]

yep, nothing ever bad happens in prison, unless you get a bad batch of toilet-wine.

It is pronounced "terlet wine". Try the fine vintage from Baby Duck Vinyards

Really, you mention terlet wine but neglet spooning? Dear God, that gave me nightmares.

\For those who don't know, it ain't a cuddle in bed.

LadyMech: Really, you mention terlet wine but neglet spooning? Dear God, that gave me nightmares.

\For those who don't know, it ain't a cuddle in bed.

Gross... (new window)

Toofless methhead.

WTF is Oz?

That Magnificent Bastard!: WTF is Oz?

Waaayy back when HBO was a cool channel. OZ was a show set in a max security prison, kinda like Days of our lives with shanks and cell rape instead of wine and afternoon sex.

Damn. toofless mefhead.

/sigh

well fark, ya know, I'm going to miss all my friends here.
We party all the time, get farkin stupid drunk and everyone has great weed!

Kraut10: OZ was a show set in a max security prison,

Most maximum security prisons are built so that the guards can see every cell and open area from a command post. The prison in OZ was just the opposite. The guards could not see anything and there were more blind spots than Tokyo during rush hour. Lots of places for misdeeds to be committed.

lol@image name "meth_mouth.jpg

Anyway...





Also, to subby:


Give me some tits

offmymeds: LadyMech: Really, you mention terlet wine but neglet spooning? Dear God, that gave me nightmares.

\For those who don't know, it ain't a cuddle in bed.

Gross... (new window)



You know what's gross? Having a dream you are eating a big marshmallow, you wake up and half of your pillow is gone.

You know what is grosser than gross? Having a dream you are eating chocolate pudding and you wake up with a spoon in your ass.

tjsands1118: Make sense the only people who believe prison actually helps someone reform are the same level of intelligent as a white thrash 12 year old girl.

US prisons suck mightily at reforming. Many other prison systems do better. Norway has a maximum sentence of 21 years and a fraction of the recidivism rate.

Still, there's a lot of variance between prisons - some states are better than others. It's my understanding that Texas prisons are suprisingly progressive, assuming you're not on death row. Mississippi is near the bottom of the list.

Consider that mom is apparently in a very bad way, were prison might actually be the safest spot for her at the moment.

NightOwl2255: Most maximum security prisons are built so that the guards can see every cell and open area from a command post. The prison in OZ was just the opposite. The guards could not see anything and there were more blind spots than Tokyo during rush hour. Lots of places for misdeeds to be committed.

Okay, so it was a badly built & managed max security prison. We don't have any of those here in the states, do we? *chirp*

That's not to say that OZ didn't depict about 10 years of incidents for 10k prisoners in 1 season with half a dozen actors playing prisoners.

don't be haten

Firethorn: tjsands1118: Make sense the only people who believe prison actually helps someone reform are the same level of intelligent as a white thrash 12 year old girl.

US prisons suck mightily at reforming. Many other prison systems do better. Norway has a maximum sentence of 21 years and a fraction of the recidivism rate.

Still, there's a lot of variance between prisons - some states are better than others. It's my understanding that Texas prisons are suprisingly progressive, assuming you're not on death row. Mississippi is near the bottom of the list.

Consider that mom is apparently in a very bad way, were prison might actually be the safest spot for her at the moment.

NightOwl2255: Most maximum security prisons are built so that the guards can see every cell and open area from a command post. The prison in OZ was just the opposite. The guards could not see anything and there were more blind spots than Tokyo during rush hour. Lots of places for misdeeds to be committed.

Okay, so it was a badly built & managed max security prison. We don't have any of those here in the states, do we? *chirp*

That's not to say that OZ didn't depict about 10 years of incidents for 10k prisoners in 1 season with half a dozen actors playing prisoners.


It might also be that prison is actually really boring. The more violent the offender, the more segregated they are from the population. Of course, like everywhere, if you go looking for trouble you're sure to find it...

That doesn't make good TV or Fark cliche though, where there's a horny bubba around every corner!

/has family that's done time
//prison is more boring than anything

Jake Havechek: People are always coming to me. "Michael, I have a secret. Your the only one I trust." No thanks, because keeping a secret can only lead to trouble. Like I was watching Cinemax last weekend. This movie, Portrait of a... Prostitute something. Secrets of a Call... More Secrets of a Call Girl. And the lead character, Sheila, is framed for murder. She goes on the run and winds up working at a bordello in Malibu. I don't, I don't want to live like that. I like it here. I don't want to be Sheila, I like being Michael Scott.

And I don't want to be Elfstar anymore...

A friend did a couple years starting in 2004 for selling reefer. Their are four primary security levels for prisons in Ohio these days, plus a few others for special cases (sex offenders start their bids in different prisons, and there is a supermax in Youngstown for special cases among others).

You start your time in a closed/high level security prison (the name escapes me at the moment) before they pick your home camp and send you on your way. Every nook and cranny is covered by at least one camara, and there are always at least a team of CO's on hand for every undertaking. One would have to go out of their way to find a place thats unmonitored. From the perspective of a medium build nerdy-looking white guy, prison is really boring. Working out, watching TV, reading and eating are your main passtimes. The OZ-styled prisons are closer to Old Mansfield which people called "The Castle" - now mothballed except during Halloween to give haunted house tours.

One thing that comes to light really quickly is the sheer quantity of non-rape sex that goes on in there. A large portion of the male populace becomes functionally queer when their options slim down. These are men who show a certain lack of self-control on the outside and this behavior carries over in a rather odd way - manifesting itself in a "I'll fark a guy, but I'm not gay!" mentality that could be accurately be described as hypocrisy. Any hole will do, and there are more than enough willing participants to keep everyone happy.

As for AA/NA or any type of college/vocational training, short timers can forget about it. The waiting lists for these programs are exceedingly (2 - 3 years) long, and limited in scope. There is no budget for any type of OJT-style training, and the maximum degree one can attain is an AA.

Something that many may find odd is that, inverse to the average person's assumptions, the most violent offenders are also the quietest. Knowing that you're going to be locked up for a large chunk of your life is good reason to make nice with your neighbors, and it's a very bad idea to cultivate a bad reputation (thief, card cheat, deadbeat) as the close living conditions make retribution easy. Short timers are the loudest, steal the most, and are the most likely to start unnecessary fights. Murderers make (under the circumstances) good cell mates, crack heads do not.

/a friend