MARGE
Where you girls from?

HOOKER ONE
Chaska.

HOOKER TWO
LeSeure. But I went to high school in White Bear Lake.

MARGE
Okay, I want you to tell me what these fellas looked like.

HOOKER ONE
Well, the little guy, he was kinda funny-looking.

There's a manager at a local Chuck E. Cheese that's always yelling at me and my friends for skateboarding in the parking lot. How 1995 is that? Yesterday we packed the tailpipe of his Firebird with bananas. How 1985 is that?

I thought it was a brawl at a CiCi's pizza buffet. Because I've seen that before.

First of all..steklo...what is that? Besides a pizza nightmare, i mean.

Secondly. There had to be alcohol in that woman. Cheese is cheese, but, highness alone would not induce a pizza war if pizza was on its way no matter its level of cheesiness. I firmly believe this.

nomorelurking: First of all..steklo...what is that? Besides a pizza nightmare, i mean.



I did a GIS for "funny pizza". However, on second thought, it looks like that pizza is on drugs. Look how red it's eyes are!

steklo...Right?! It's scary! And don't even get me started on the mouth. that's just...not right. But, i guess if there was ever a pizza to bring about violence that would be the one.

Pizza fight? It that when my wife wants teriyaki chicken and asparagus *like always*, and I want to try something new, like squid or corn pizza?

I always lose the fight.

So then, those school officials were actually on to something?

Well, I never. This is just going to be a thread about fouling pizza. I can not abide this. Moving on.

steklo:

Finally figured out what that is. A harlequin fetus' face shooped onto a pizza.

If you don't know what that is, GIS it. Leave your faith in a merciful god here, though.

Behold the power

So the guy was a stoner and wanted a pizza and his biatch-girl decided he was doing it wrong and attacked him severely enough that cops were called. I bet she "doesn't do that (weed) shiat" either...this is why you DO NOT stick your dick in crazy

/Crazy gets your weed taken by the cops because you called for pizza and "ordered wrong"
//also, I was expecting to see this guy at some point

They were cheesing hard man...

Jake Havechek: MARGE
Where you girls from?

HOOKER ONE
Chaska.

HOOKER TWO
LeSeureLe Sueur. But I went to high school in White Bear Lake.

MARGE
Okay, I want you to tell me what these fellas looked like.

HOOKER ONE
Well, the little guy, he was kinda funny-looking.

FTFY
/Minnesotan