Is this really what fark has been reduced to, in order to get threads greenlit in the business tab?

I am sure a good headline can be made out of this article on bloomberg.


Sex Toy Designer Screaming O Pushes Past Novelty Shops into Walgreens Aisles
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I'd like you to join me in my little fairy tale world where it turns out not one cent of the money in the bank went missing.

Although I'm pretty sure that was still locked up and safe (I think that the safe/cash drawers all have to be unlocked with physical keys to open, and the locked to retrieve the key back.), it was just the lobby left unsecured.

What's stupid is they gave the exact location of the branch, like painting a target on it and yelling on a bullhorn that the weekend crew forgets to lock up. I expect there to be a follow-up next weekend where robbers were caught after walking in.