Dead for Tax Reasons: Tires are wheels now?

The reason for the headline.

/That particular play on words predates the Innartubes.

Short was arrested, and police said they found drugs in his car.
"They ended up finding a baggie of marijuana in the vehicle, as well as paraphernalia to smoke the marijuana in the vehicle,"

Keep telling us how pot is so safe, stoners.

b>Dead for Tax Reasons: Tires are wheels now?

It is a reference to an old song

/you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
//4 hungry children and a crop in the field
///thanks subby for getting that crap song stuck in my head

McPoonDanlcrat: b>Dead for Tax Reasons: Tires are wheels now?

It is a reference to an old song

/you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
//4 hungry children and a crop in the field
///thanks subby for getting that crap song stuck in my head

We can change that tune.

i just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

You picked a fine time to leave me, Lis Wiehl

You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel
They ended up finding a baggie of marijuana in the vehicle

I've been through some bad times, lived through some sad times, but this I'll go on appeal
You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel. -

HHMAO, subby (Hee-Hawing MAO)!

Ha! I just pissed in my pants!

ChrisDe: McPoonDanlcrat: b>Dead for Tax Reasons: Tires are wheels now?

It is a reference to an old song

/you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
//4 hungry children and a crop in the field
///thanks subby for getting that crap song stuck in my head

We can change that tune.

i just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

Who the hell remembers The First Edition?

Well played Mr Subby, +1.

McPoonDanlcrat: b>Dead for Tax Reasons: Tires are wheels now?

It is a reference to an old song

/you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
//4 hungry children and a crop in the field
///thanks subby for getting that crap song stuck in my head

Lucille's a real biatch.

ChrisDe: McPoonDanlcrat: b>Dead for Tax Reasons: Tires are wheels now?

It is a reference to an old song

/you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
//4 hungry children and a crop in the field
///thanks subby for getting that crap song stuck in my head

We can change that tune.

i just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

yeah..., yeah..., ooohhh yeah...

So what's the big deal with driving on three wheels?

IlGreven

ChrisDe: McPoonDanlcrat: b>Dead for Tax Reasons: Tires are wheels now?

It is a reference to an old song

/you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
//4 hungry children and a crop in the field
///thanks subby for getting that crap song stuck in my head

We can change that tune.

i just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

Who the hell remembers The First Edition?

Lucille is just Kenny Rogers - he left The First Edition in the dust well before this some came out.

I lost a wheel while driving once, really not very much fun. But I did have this surreal moment of watching my wheel go off across oncoming traffic, through a fence, before bouncing off a parked car; all before my car went crashing down on my driver side front axle.

I'm giggling my arse off on this one subby.

//Jeebus I'm old.
//Get the First Edition references too
//Fell over when they used it in The Big Lebowski.

McPoonDanlcrat: b>Dead for Tax Reasons: Tires are wheels now?

It is a reference to an old song

/you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
//4 hungry children and a crop in the field

Am I the only person who heard the lyrics as 400 children and copping a feel?

Last time I heard that song:

"It fell off. it fell. the. fark. OFF!"

/obscure?

What I love about this song is that the singer (KR), having seen Lucille take off her ring, having heard her story, and having seen her husband come a'cryin' after her, takes her to a motel room and bangs her anyway.

And this was played all over the radio back in the day.

You know who'd love this thread.




/yeah, I'm a redneck

"I don't touch the stuff."

"That's OK, I'll hold it for you!"

/hopes that's not obscure

You picked a fine time to leave me loose lose wheel.

I resolved not be a grammar Nazi in the New Year, but sorry, some things are a particular and often continual annoyance.

I haven't heard that joke since the 80's. Thanks subby!

rnatalie
I'm dating myself I'm sure.

Is that even legal in your state?

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Dead for Tax Reasons: Tires are wheels now?

and not rims ?

halfof33: You picked a fine time to leave me loose lose wheel.

I resolved not be a grammar Nazi in the New Year, but sorry, some things are a particular and often continual annoyance.

Paging Dr. Rotsky. You're wanted in this thread.

That guy should get himself a Citroen GS.

four hundred children and a crop in the field?

AverageAmericanGuy: Short was arrested, and police said they found drugs in his car.
"They ended up finding a baggie of marijuana in the vehicle, as well as paraphernalia to smoke the marijuana in the vehicle,"

Keep telling us how pot is so safe, stoners.

Alcohol.

pikapartykid: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 500x375]

rnatalie: I'm dating myself I'm sure.

I used to do that a lot before I met the distaffbopper.

Thelyphthoric: McPoonDanlcrat: b>Dead for Tax Reasons: Tires are wheels now?

It is a reference to an old song

/you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
//4 hungry children and a crop in the field
///thanks subby for getting that crap song stuck in my head

I always intentionally misheard it as "Four hundred children and a crop in the field."
Figured they were "Quiverful" before it was trendy.

We sang:
You picked a fine time to squeeze my dead seal.
Four spastic children are lost in the field...

Julieahni: halfof33: You picked a fine time to leave me loose lose wheel.

I resolved not be a grammar Nazi in the New Year, but sorry, some things are a particular and often continual annoyance.

Paging Dr. Rotsky. You're wanted in this thread.

thats_the_joke.jpg

blahpers: AverageAmericanGuy: Short was arrested, and police said they found drugs in his car.
"They ended up finding a baggie of marijuana in the vehicle, as well as paraphernalia to smoke the marijuana in the vehicle,"

Keep telling us how pot is so safe, stoners.

Alcohol.

You're drawing a comparison when no one asked for one. Stop avoiding the subject.

OldManDownDRoad: McPoonDanlcrat:
///thanks subby for getting that crap song stuck in my head

Srsly. I'm torn between the excellence of the headline and the fact I'll be humming that all afternoon - the horror, the horror.

This should help:

400 hogs, just standin out there
My wife cant feed em and my neighbors dont care
They cant get out and roam around like my old huntin dogs
Here i am in this damn bed and whos gonna feed them hogs?

He should be given an award for keeping the car out of a ditch, yard, a stranger's living room, convenience store or the random roof.

feefifofimmy: What I love about this song is that the singer (KR), having seen Lucille take off her ring, having heard her story, and having seen her husband come a'cryin' after her, takes her to a motel room and bangs her anyway.

And this was played all over the radio back in the day.

The lyrics to that song don't mean what you think they mean.

LagerVsAle: I lost a wheel while driving once, really not very much fun. But I did have this surreal moment of watching my wheel go off across oncoming traffic, through a fence, before bouncing off a parked car; all before my car went crashing down on my driver side front axle.

A few years back, I was doing 70 in the fast lane on I-5 outside of Sacramento. I saw a logging truck merging from an on-ramp, and a wheel of the trailer just casually separated and cruised across 3 lanes of moderately heavy traffic. For me, everything slowed down like I was going to die. I made it past the wheel, but the Honda Civic behind me hit it square. No one was hurt, but the civic was totaled.

AverageAmericanGuy: blahpers: AverageAmericanGuy: Short was arrested, and police said they found drugs in his car.
"They ended up finding a baggie of marijuana in the vehicle, as well as paraphernalia to smoke the marijuana in the vehicle,"

Keep telling us how pot is so safe, stoners.

Alcohol.

You're drawing a comparison when no one asked for one. Stop avoiding the subject.

Stop being a wanker, wanker.

CultureVulture: [www.rpmgo.com image 470x418]

So what's the big deal with driving on three wheels?

Except that Isettas have four wheels. Here's three!

AcneVulgaris: AverageAmericanGuy: blahpers: AverageAmericanGuy: Short was arrested, and police said they found drugs in his car.
"They ended up finding a baggie of marijuana in the vehicle, as well as paraphernalia to smoke the marijuana in the vehicle,"

Keep telling us how pot is so safe, stoners.

Alcohol.

You're drawing a comparison when no one asked for one. Stop avoiding the subject.

Stop being a wanker, wanker.