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(Chicago Tribune) Scary Woman dragged out of car, assaulted on southwest side. So that's like, what, the back of her left leg?   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 16
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2012-01-05 09:43:32 AM
HA HA RAPE IZ FUNNEE

/don't blame subby
//blame the admin who greened it
///just not in a 'rape is funny' mood 2day
 
2012-01-05 09:45:51 AM
sorry for the above post, maybe I need more coffee
 
2012-01-05 10:26:26 AM
Yeah, back there where the fourth hole is.
 
2012-01-05 10:30:01 AM
Seat belts save lives.

Even if its to give you time to hit the gas pedal while someone is trying to drag you out of your car.
 
2012-01-05 10:36:40 AM
Jim Crocce made that part of town seem so romantic. In fact, it's just like any other shiatty neighborhood.
 
2012-01-05 10:39:20 AM
gopher321: sorry for the above post, maybe I need more coffee

Too late, buddy. I've already marked you as anti-rape on my pad. You just try running for mayor one day.
 
2012-01-05 10:43:19 AM
Crap, it's slowly moving westward. If Rahmmy allows city workers to live outside of the city limits my parents' neighborhood is hosed.

/grew up in Copland, near Archer and Austin
 
2012-01-05 10:57:17 AM
You don't sit around in your car at 80th and Mozart.
As long as you stay away from the blue people, you'll be fine.
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2012-01-05 10:59:28 AM
Well at least it was a stranger...

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2012-01-05 11:00:56 AM
gopher321: HA HA RAPE IZ FUNNEE

/don't blame subby
//blame the admin who greened it
///just not in a 'rape is funny' mood 2day


You said rape twice.
 
2012-01-05 01:08:32 PM
The victim was taken to Little Company of Mary Hospital

I was born in Our Lady of Proud Mary Keep on Burning Hospital.
 
2012-01-05 01:44:37 PM
From teh Wiki:

"The term sexual assault is used, in public discourse, as a generic term that is defined as any involuntary sexual act in which a person is threatened, coerced, or forced to engage against their will, or any sexual touching of a person who has not consented. This includes rape (such as forced vaginal, anal or oral penetration), inappropriate touching, forced kissing, child sexual abuse, or the torture of the victim in a sexual manner." [emphasis mine]

There is no reason to assume rape happened. "Sexual assault" can cover anything from a purple nurple to grudge fisting. Whenever some thug roughs up a woman the cops probably try to find even the thinnest justification for piling on a charge of sexual assualt -- Which is as it should be. Let the prosecutor decide if its worth a go.

That said, I having a hard time picturing someone having rough sex (consensual or not) in a "gangway". For that matter, I'm having trouble picturing a non-nautical gangway. What the hell is this supposed to be, an alley?
 
2012-01-05 02:00:30 PM
A gangway is the gap between houses, usually 6-8' across with a small sidewalk leading to the backyard.
 
2012-01-05 02:21:27 PM
soze: A gangway is the gap between houses, usually 6-8' across with a small sidewalk leading to the backyard.

Hmmmm...

Sex on a shadowy sidewalk at 5:30am in January in Chicago. Iffy.

It could be done. If they were giving odds though, my money would be on either (a) he squished ladybits, or (b) he made a try but couldn't work the logistics.
 
2012-01-05 03:32:18 PM
Jack Black 62: Too bad she did not shoot him. Oh wait, this is Chicago. Never mind.

Yeah. It took a Supreme Court case for people there to be able to have guns in their house.
 
2012-01-05 06:25:30 PM
I always enjoy how stories here in my home town make sure they never mention race.

I've seen full descriptions of a suspect and race is never mentioned. I guess I'm suppose to just assume he is black in those cases.
 
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