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Latest threat to commercial aviation in New Zealand: flying sharks
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Nefarious
2012-01-05 09:56:39 AM
/hot
IAAl
2012-01-05 10:35:05 AM
Yeah, but do they have frickin' lasers on their heads?
Shadow Blasko
2012-01-05 10:36:07 AM
Nefarious
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/hot
Done in one.
ChrisDe
2012-01-05 10:36:22 AM
whidbey
2012-01-05 10:41:18 AM
Designer-developer William Mark Corporation warns that the shark is for "strictly indoor use only".
KrispyKritter
2012-01-05 10:45:28 AM
please do not torment shark. do not expose shark to direct sunlight.
Walker
2012-01-05 10:46:07 AM
Flying sharks?
SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.
uglyonef
2012-01-05 10:53:18 AM
Shadow Blasko
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Nefarious: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x353]
/hot
Done in one.
Sorry, it took five.
wumperton
2012-01-05 10:56:02 AM
FTA:"It says it's an indoor toy on the box. If you take them outside and the wind gets them, they can be goneburger, so you've got to be a bit careful," he said.
That's right, goneburger.
dittybopper
2012-01-05 11:01:29 AM
FTFA:
"It says it's an indoor toy on the box. If you take them outside and the wind gets them, they can be goneburger, so you've got to be a bit careful," he said.
I think I'm going to start randomly adding 'burger' to the end of adjectives. Seems like funburger.
Jon iz teh kewl
2012-01-05 11:05:30 AM
IM A SHAARK SHARKIN AROUND..
CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT
bdub77
2012-01-05 11:09:20 AM
I think it's funny that people are so afraid of sharks, when many shark populations have declined more than 90% worldwide, due to overfishing.
If I were a shark I'd be trying to eat people too.
magic_patch
2012-01-05 11:10:41 AM
wumperton
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FTA:"It says it's an indoor toy on the box. If you take them outside and the wind gets them, they can be goneburger, so you've got to be a bit careful," he said.
That's right, goneburger.
Sounds like he has assburgers.
Tiiba
2012-01-05 11:28:05 AM
And A Dinosaur.
lockheed1039
2012-01-05 12:02:35 PM
It's a whole different kind of flying.
lockheed1039
2012-01-05 12:12:59 PM
lockheed1039
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It's a whole different kind of flying
.
It's an entirely different kind of flying
*hic*
altogether.
cmdrpiffle
2012-01-05 12:34:22 PM
Bought myself one for Christmas. Way too much fun chasing the poodle around the house.
burger
brantgoose
2012-01-05 12:49:15 PM
Comments to your left, for sale for US$39.95 in the Fark Shop to your right.
(Currently out of stock.)
Who knew that the Fark Shop was so big in Australia? Just kidding. Australians must have other sources to service their flying shark needs.
brantgoose
2012-01-05 12:50:38 PM
Future headlines on Fark.com: Fark.com novelty product produces Fark.com headline, increases advertising, sales.
brantgoose
2012-01-05 12:51:18 PM
Follow-up headline: Total Fark still a dumb idea
brantgoose
2012-01-05 12:52:39 PM
bdub77
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I think it's funny that people are so afraid of sharks, when many shark populations have declined more than 90% worldwide, due to overfishing.
If I were a shark I'd be trying to eat people too.
Sharks. They ask so little and give so much.
Naesen
2012-01-05 01:39:22 PM
brantgoose
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bdub77: I think it's funny that people are so afraid of sharks, when many shark populations have declined more than 90% worldwide, due to overfishing.
If I were a shark I'd be trying to eat people too.
Sharks. They ask so little and give so much.
You kidding me? They're like the dunb jocks of the sea: constantly eating and terrorizing things and demanding fellatio.
SirTanon
2012-01-05 02:16:59 PM
Came for this...
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genner
2012-01-05 02:17:48 PM
In New Zealand shark jumps you.
Keizer_Ghidorah
2012-01-05 06:25:43 PM
Tiiba
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And A Dinosaur.
ROCK ON
The Morans Guy
2012-01-05 08:48:09 PM
i blame Mossad
Tiiba
2012-01-06 04:51:11 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah
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Tiiba: And A Dinosaur.
ROCK ON
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