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If you're going to score four goals in a hockey game, score the fourth one in style--like this guy
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ultraholland
2012-01-05 01:30:54 AM
toe pick!
unyon
2012-01-05 02:22:12 AM
And snowed the goalie in the face to boot. Nice goal. Good to see something going right for Habs fans.
Bob_Laublaw
2012-01-05 02:55:54 AM
A little of the ol' loop-de-loop followed by some How's your father, and then Bob's your uncle.
WhyteRaven74
2012-01-05 02:58:56 AM
I still think Kane'shiat the breaks and be barely moving shootout goal is
better
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Le Geno Vert
2012-01-05 04:29:25 AM
Kane's a talented hockey player.
He's also a punk-ass biatch as a human being.
sanktp
2012-01-05 05:03:14 AM
I used to play against his older brother in the junior leagues. He had talent, but nothing like Lars. We are very proud of him over here...
I_Am_Weasel
2012-01-05 07:49:40 AM
The puck did stop forward momentum but I guess that since it was a pretty goal at home, it should count anyway.
keylock71
2012-01-05 07:55:07 AM
No love for the Habs from me, but that was pretty. I guess Habs fans' have something to be happy about finally. : )
Bruins took New Jersey to the wood shed last night, too.
Siniclinic
2012-01-05 07:58:46 AM
Love to see my habs on fark ! For a good reason no less !
MoistenedBint
2012-01-05 08:18:20 AM
I-Am-Weasel - that's what I thought! Illegal shot or is that just during shootouts? I smell controversy!
EliminateNinniesAndTwits
2012-01-05 08:34:55 AM
I don't follow Hockey much, but that looked impressively skillful.
theFword
2012-01-05 09:06:35 AM
Been done before.
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Headso
2012-01-05 11:30:19 AM
barely in the spirit of a penalty shot but apparently technically allowed.
Misch
2012-01-05 01:02:00 PM
I_Am_Weasel
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The puck did stop forward momentum but I guess that since it was a pretty goal at home, it should count anyway.
Headso
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barely in the spirit of a penalty shot but apparently technically allowed.
Explicitly allowed.
NHL Rules
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The spin-o-rama type move where the player completes a 360° turn as he approaches the goal, shall be permitted as this involves continuous motion.
hogans
2012-01-05 01:05:38 PM
ultraholland
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toe pick!
Now that's a cutting edge comment if I've ever seen one!
BEER_ME_in_CT
2012-01-05 01:08:18 PM
heres some style for ya...
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Kaeishiwaza
2012-01-05 01:08:36 PM
So the point of a penalty shot is to run the goalie over and then shoot at the empty net?
barefoot in the head
2012-01-05 01:29:54 PM
I don't have to have to sit through a commercial to know there is some serious chien chaud on this video.
MysticSavage
2012-01-05 03:08:58 PM
Le Geno Vert
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Kane's a talented hockey player.
He's also a punk-ass biatch as a human being.
Matt Cooke, is that you?
hazeinmyeyes
2012-01-05 03:09:35 PM
Lars Attacks!
asciibaron
2012-01-05 03:10:11 PM
hogans
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ultraholland: toe pick!
Now that's a cutting edge comment if I've ever seen one!
I swear, you let me down and it'll take them a month to count the blade marks up your back.
jdog71
2012-01-05 04:07:23 PM
B..but does he speak French? If not, his goals don't count in Quebec.
jekostas
2012-01-05 04:36:20 PM
Le Geno Vert
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Kane's a talented hockey player.
He's also a punk-ass biatch as a human being.
Evander Kane or Patrick Kane?
Evander Kane is just a dick on the ice. Patrick Kane beats up cabbies over a few cents of change.
Pope Larry II
2012-01-05 08:39:08 PM
jekostas
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Le Geno Vert: Kane's a talented hockey player.
He's also a punk-ass biatch as a human being.
Evander Kane or Patrick Kane?
Evander Kane is just a dick on the ice. Patrick Kane beats up cabbies over a few cents of change.
Evander Kane not being a dick
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Dknsvsbl
2012-01-06 12:11:46 AM
You missed the best part, the hat trick celebration.Link (new window)
Dknsvsbl
2012-01-06 12:12:30 AM
OopsLink
Dknsvsbl
2012-01-06 12:13:59 AM
Alright just copy and paste this:
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/someone-celebrated-lars- e ller-hat-trick-sex-toy-060055781.html
Killroy69
2012-01-06 01:31:42 AM
Dknsvsbl
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OopsLink
You know that you can preview comments and see how they will look, right?
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Britney Spear's Speculum
2012-01-06 02:02:44 AM
I_Am_Weasel
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The puck did stop forward momentum but I guess that since it was a pretty goal at home, it should count anyway.
He also interfered with the goalie
If, while the penalty shot is being taken, any player, goalkeeper, Coach or non-playing Club personnel of the team taking the shot shall have by some action interfered with or distracted the goalkeeper defending the shot and, because of such action, the shot was successful, the Referee shall rule no goal and shall impose a bench minor penalty to the offending team, and if a player or goalkeeper on the bench is responsible, a misconduct penalty on the player or goalkeeper so interfering or distracting shall be assessed.
libranoelrose
2012-01-06 02:56:13 AM
Bruce Campbell
2012-01-06 09:39:54 AM
BEER_ME_in_CT
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heres some style for ya... (new window)
That is my favorite goal celebration in EAs NHL 12. Especially if my player is not moving at all and standing in front of the goalie. Looks like he's taking a shiat on the ice.
jdog71
2012-01-06 12:00:48 PM
Dknsvsbl
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Alright just copy and paste this:
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/someone-celebrated-lars- e ller-hat-trick-sex-toy-060055781.html
Best part of the link:
"Fans were confused at first, mistaking something red, stiff, immobile and deep in the zone for Hal Gill."
barefoot in the head
2012-01-06 12:10:39 PM
He was also in the crease when he directed the puck into the net. Use the damned cameras and leave the meatware to drop the puck.
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