killer

He was Leodegrance.

I was born there too, BTW. In south Ktown now.

wickedmule: At least stick with a Trek theme or something. That would be a Constellation class penis, the Enterprize, replete with ho' town torpedos.

/got all day today but off to a lame start with nothin'

I meant, "Kiler"

He was Leodegrance.

I for one will never forget his work as King Richard in Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

Nabb1:

Sorry. Seriously, I don't think I would want to live anywhere else; great small town! Good to meet a fellow
Murvilian.

I was born under a wandering star.................

SherKhan

I think he was in "I, Claudius" too.

Yes, he was, but I don't remember which character he played. I know it wasn't Caligula.

/wants a threesome with Messalina.

Gurney Halleck in "Dune."

If your wife insists on keeping her last name, she's probably one of these new age "empowered" women who aren't marriage material anyway.

Murvilian

that's Muravilian.

If it was Kirk, there would be no divorce.

She would have been found by husband, face down in the pool. No charges, no alimony.

Prolific much?

(props to imdb)

Patrick Stewart
Actor - filmography
(In Production) (2000s) (1990s) (1980s) (1970s)

Remains of the Piano, The (2004) (announced) .... Obie Ben Kingsley
Water Warriors, The (2005) (filming) (voice)
Racing Stripes (2005) (filming) (voice) .... Sir Trenton
-----------
Lion in Winter, The (2003) (TV) .... King Henry II
Star Trek: Elite Force II (2003) (VG) (voice) .... Captain Jean-Luc Picard
X2 (2003) .... Professor Charles Xavier
... aka X-Men 2 (2003) (Singapore: English title) (USA: working title)
... aka X-2 (2003) (USA: poster title)
... aka X-Men 2: X-Men United (2003) (USA: promotional title)
... aka X2: X-Men United (2003) (USA: promotional title)
X2 - Wolverine's Revenge (2003) (VG) (voice) .... Professor Charles Xavier (Professor X)
... aka X-Men 2: Wolverine's Revenge (2003) (VG) (UK)
X-Men: Next Dimension (2002) (VG) (voice) .... Prof. Charles Xavier (Profssor X)
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002) .... Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Star Trek: Starfleet Command III (2002) (VG) .... Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Star Trek: Bridge Commander (2002) (VG) (voice) .... Captain Jean-Luc Picard
King of Texas (2002) (TV) .... John Lear
Star Trek: Armada II (2001) (VG) (voice) .... Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001) (voice) .... King Goobot
X-Men (2000) .... Professor Charles Xavier (Professor X)
... aka X-Men 1.5 (2003) (USA: DVD title)
Star Trek: Invasion (2000) (VG) (voice) .... Captain Jean-Luc Picard
----------------
Star Trek: Armada (1999) (VG) (voice) .... Jean-Luc Picard/Locutus of Borg
... aka Star Trek: Armada 1 (1999) (VG) (USA)
Star Trek: Hidden Evil (1999) (VG) .... Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Star Trek: The Next Generation Companion (1999) (VG) (archive footage) .... Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Christmas Carol, A (1999) (TV) .... Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge
Ultimate Trek: Star Trek's Greatest Moments (1999) (TV) (archive footage) .... Capt. Jean-Luc Picard
Animal Farm (1999) (TV) (voice) .... Napoleon
Prince of Egypt, The (1998) (voice) .... Pharaoh Seti I
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998) .... Captain Jean-Luc Picard
... aka Star Trek 9 (1998) (USA: informal alternative title)
Safe House (1998/I) (TV) .... Mace Sowell
Dad Savage (1998) .... Dad Savage
Moby Dick (1998) (TV) .... Captain Ahab
Star Trek: The Experience (1998) (voice) .... Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Star Trek: Generations (1997) (VG) (voice) .... Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Masterminds (1997) .... Rafe Bentley
Conspiracy Theory (1997) .... Dr. Jonas
Star Trek: First Contact (1996) .... Captain Jean-Luc Picard
... aka Star Trek 8 (1996) (USA: informal alternative title)
Canterville Ghost, The (1996) (TV) .... Sir Simon de Canterville
Star Trek: The Next Generation - A Final Unity (1995) (VG) (voice) .... Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Let It Be Me (1995) .... John
... aka Love Dance (1998) (UK)
Jeffrey (1995) .... Sterling
"500 Nations" (1995) (mini) TV Series (voice)
Lands of Lore: The Throne of Chaos (1994) (VG) (voice) .... King Richard
... aka Lands of Lore 1 (1994) (VG) (USA: short version)
Pagemaster, The (1994) (voice) .... Adventure
Star Trek: Generations (1994) .... Captain Jean-Luc Picard
... aka Star Trek 7 (1994) (USA: informal alternative title)
In Search of Dr. Seuss (1994) (TV) .... Sergeant Mulvaney
Star Trek: The Next Generation - All Good Things... (1994) (TV) .... Captain Jean-Luc Picard
... aka All Good Things... (1994) (TV)
Gunmen (1994) .... Loomis
Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) .... King Richard
... aka Sacr Robin des bois (1993) (France)
Death Train (1993) (TV) .... Malcolm Philpot U.N.A.C.O.
... aka Alistair MacLean's Death Train (1993) (TV)
... aka Detonator (1993) (TV)
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Emissary (1993) (TV) .... Captain Jean-Luc Picard/Locutus of Borg
L.A. Story (1991) .... Mr. Perdue, Maitre D' at L'Idiot
Liftoff! An Astronaut's Journey (1990) (V) .... Narrator
--------------
Star Trek: The Next Generation - Encounter at Farpoint (1987) (TV) .... Captain Jean-Luc Picard
... aka Encounter at Farpoint (1987) (TV)
"Star Trek: The Next Generation" (1987) TV Series .... Captain Jean-Luc Picard
... aka "Star Trek: TNG" (1987) (USA: promotional abbreviation)
Devil's Disciple, The (1987) (TV) .... Reverend Anderson
Lady Jane (1986) .... Henry Grey, Duke of Suffolk
Doctor and the Devils, The (1985) .... Prof. Macklin
Code Name: Emerald (1985) .... Colonel Peters
... aka Deep Cover (1985) (USA: TV title)
... aka Emerald (1985)
Wild Geese II (1985) .... Russian General
Lifeforce (1985) .... Dr. Armstrong
Uindii (1984) .... Mr. Duffner
Dune (1984) .... Gurney Halleck
Pope John Paul II (1984) (TV) .... Party Secretary Wladislaw Gomulka
... aka Pope, The (1984) (TV)
"Smiley's People" (1982) (mini) TV Series .... Karla
Plague Dogs, The (1982) (voice) .... Major
"Maybury" (1981) (mini) TV Series .... Dr. Edward Roebuck
Excalibur (1981) .... Leondegrance
Little Lord Fauntleroy (1980) (TV) .... Wilkins
"Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy" (1980) (mini) TV Series .... Karla
Hamlet, Prince of Denmark (1980) (TV) .... Claudius
... aka Complete Dramatic Works of William Shakespeare: Hamlet, Prince of Denmark, The (1980) (TV) (USA: video title)
... aka Hamlet (1980) (TV)
--------------
When the Actors Come (1978) (TV) .... Janos
... aka BBC2 Play of the Week: When the Actors Come (1978) (TV) (UK: series title)
"I, Claudius" (1976) (mini) TV Series .... Sejanus
Madness, The (1976) (TV)
Hedda (1975) .... Ejlert Loevborg
North and South (1975) (TV) .... Mr. Thornton
Hennessy (1975) .... Tilney
Antony and Cleopatra (1974) (TV) .... Enobarbus
Gathering Storm, The (1974) (TV) .... Clement Atlee
... aka Churchill, the Gathering Storm (1974) (TV)
... aka Walk with Destiny (1974) (TV)
"Fall of Eagles, A" (1974) (mini) TV Series .... Lenin

Captain Kirk could kick Captain Picard's hiney-butt.

Muravillain?

Definitely think he's hot. He's also said to be majorly well-endowed.


/meaningless Star Trek trivia geek.

Didn't he play Yule Brenner in Being John Malkovich?

He also played Ghangis Khan and was Daddy Warbucks in the B'way show Annie. ( written by woody allen btw..)

Definitely think he's hot. He's also said to be majorly well-endowed.

What does his financial status have to do with anything?

"If your wife insists on keeping her last name, she's probably one of these new age "empowered" women who aren't marriage material anyway."

Or... has an established professional career under her maiden name. What is marriage material, unsoiled linen?

first of many trips to the loo

Hearty and curly Messilina
As party a girly as ever seen a

Nabb1

Good place to call home.

Damnit, skinink, I'm the one and only Spartacus.

I am Spartacus

No, I am Spartacus, and so is my wife.

Actually it's Murvul as in M-U-R-V-U-L, Murvul, Murvul go to hell!

So the plural would be Murvulian.


Heritage grad

SherKhan

If you don't understand it inately, explaining it won't do any good.

I'd imagine that he was tired of her getting career "mileage" out of him.

He was also Spartacus. In what universe? You're confusing Spartacus with King of the Yolkians.

I promise you Wil has thoughts on this.
And they all involve his new book, Dancing Barefoot, on sale now at Monolith Press!
Autographed copies are now available!
And he'll be appearing at Gooch's Bookstore to talk about Linux and his book, Dancing Barefoot, on sale now at Monolith Press AND Amazon.com!!
Did I mention he loves his wife?

Im Garth Algar

Damien

She's married

Romeo

L.A. Story (1991) .... Mr. Perdue, Maitre D' at L'Idiot

"Where do you summer?"
"What?"
"Where do you spend your summer?"
"Here, in LA"
"You can have the chicken."

2003-10-15 10:44:04 AM SherKhan


"If your wife insists on keeping her last name, she's probably one of these new age "empowered" women who aren't marriage material anyway."

Or... has an established professional career under her maiden name. What is marriage material, unsoiled linen?



And we all know that established professionals usually have highly successful marriages. If you put your career over marriage, it's probably not going to work out well anyway.

Again I say, women who insist on keeping their own last name are usually not marriage material.

"If you don't understand it inately, explaining it won't do any good."

;-)

I'm purposefully dense today.

bachelor for life

My own 'rents will be celebrating their 50th this January.

this just goes to show the oppressive body images that our imperialist, capitalist, matriarchical, and nfl-slavery accepting society has forced on men. namely that baldness is a bad thing. burn your hats bald men! baldness is natural and should be celebrated. don't let women force you to go on dangerous drugs (rogaine) and medical procedures (hair implants) just to satisfy their sexist oppresive perceptions of what the male head should look like.
no longer! no longer!

2003-10-15 09:47:39 AM skinink
His wife want to try here hand at film directing, decides to make Stewart star of film called, "X-Husband"
Maybe I shouldn't have, but I laughed. Good one.

Hey, the old fwrd slash ain't showing in my posts.

There were three women I've know whom I would have married and only two of them were marriage material. I blame pheromones and McKinley for the third.

RE: Slash-be-gone: The price for previews pane we pay?

Lifeforce was a good flick....

especially all the blood...

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they mistake you for Patrick Stewart, then you win." - Ben Kingsley

they mistake you for Patrick Stewart

How could that be a bad thing? The guy is an awesome actor.

Oh wait, yea, it would suck if you were an actor too. Especially if you were Ben Kingsley(just as good and should be just as well known).

Hey skinink,
I need that new keyboard by the end of the day.
Nice one.