Can't be worse than the Republican candidates.

Now all he needs is the son of God as a running mate



/You best believe in Tebow threads...you're in one

walkerhound: Now all he needs is the son of God as a running mate

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/You best believe in Tebow threads...you're in one

Here come the ponies.

Good luck with that.

I Vote for winners. (new window)

His summary of the presidential candidates and of Congress is not far off the mark.

That said, while I have heard OF the band, I've not heard their music. And of course, he'll have about as much support staff on the ground in various states as Gingrich and other vanity candidates.. none.

Some people really like to be gluttons for punishment

He might get more press out of this if they changed back to their original band name.

+1 subs. I chuckled


/One of their crummier songs on that note.

Link (new window)

never been a huge lamb of god fan, I like this song though.

that being said he sounds like a better choice than the aforementioned republican "assclowns".

Hey. Now this I can get behind.

HeartBurnKid: Can't be worse than the Republican candidates.

Or Obama

Will his campaign speech be written in the Blood of a Scribe?

tedbundee: HeartBurnKid: Can't be worse than the Republican candidates.

Or Obama

This made me giggle. Pretty great band and they put on an awesome show

Kneel down and worship at my coque, God Boy.

/I'm Rick Santorum and I approve of this post.

auralpleasure: Link (new window)

never been a huge lamb of god fan, I like this song though.

that being said he sounds like a better choice than the aforementioned republican "assclowns".

(listens) Music is decent... harsh vocals aren't really my thing. Though that would make for interesting State of the Union addresses.

Alphax: auralpleasure: Link (new window)

never been a huge lamb of god fan, I like this song though.

that being said he sounds like a better choice than the aforementioned republican "assclowns".

(listens) Music is decent... harsh vocals aren't really my thing. Though that would make for interesting State of the Union addresses.

HA!

I always thought Dave Mustaine was the one metal musician that was enough of a megalomaniac to actually run for office.

/love me some Megadeth
//Holy Waaaaaaaaars...
///insert crazy Marty Friedman middle-eastern solo here.

the only group of people dumber than GOP supporters are core supporters.

foad.

I got to meet Randy once. His side project band at the time (Halo of Locusts) played in a tiny bar here in Indy and he was chilling on a stool before the music started. I just shook his hand, told him I appreciated the music him and his band have been making the last 10 years. He said thanks and that he hoped I'd enjoy the show. This was after LoG had already taken off pretty well, so it was kind of surreal seeing a grammy-nominated guy at a bar that had probably 50 people in it to see the band.

yeah, i know. cool story bro.

quitchabiatchin: He might get more press out of this if they changed back to their original band name.

Agreed, Burn the Priest > Lamb of God as names go.

auralpleasure: Link (new window)

never been a huge lamb of god fan, I like this song though.

that being said he sounds like a better choice than the aforementioned republican "assclowns".

Contractor (new window) One of their better recent songs IMO.
/prefers the first three albums as LoG, and the BtP album.

Also, he'd get my vote.

A Devil in God's Country?

He'd get my vote too!


BLYTHE 2012!!!!

/Better than any of the other ass-clowns.

2wolves: President Bartlett already dealt with the Lambs of God.

My first thought as well.

/ you can all get your fat asses out of my White House

Fark Irony Police: A Devil in God's Country?

His stance of Global Warming will be to Blacken the Cursed Sun.

mooseyfate: Fark Irony Police: A Devil in God's Country?

His stance of Global Warming will be to Blacken the Cursed Sun.

Foreign affairs: He'll dance As the Palaces Burn.

I'm amazed it's taken him this long to pen something in this fashion. Though, this could have been attributed to two records driven by pure hatred for the Bush administration--As the Palaces Burn and Ashes of the Wake.

He'd never win, but it'd be a helluva campaign to watch.

Pants full of macaroni!!: He'll put an end to the Omerta of the Obama administration!

I'm sure there would be no Vigil held when Obama's administration is Laid to Rest.

envirovore: mooseyfate: Fark Irony Police: A Devil in God's Country?

His stance of Global Warming will be to Blacken the Cursed Sun.

Foreign affairs: He'll dance As the Palaces Burn.

Mudslinging campaign slogan: Set to Fail.

Fark Irony Police: envirovore: mooseyfate: Fark Irony Police: A Devil in God's Country?

His stance of Global Warming will be to Blacken the Cursed Sun.

Foreign affairs: He'll dance As the Palaces Burn.

Mudslinging campaign slogan: Set to Fail.

While this isn't a clever 'play on song titles' post, Boot Scraper would work quite well to get the hard working lower/middle class vote.

Voting him into office could be the beginning of a New American Gospel though.

I looked at their website to see when they would come to Norcal for their tour but there are no dates. Did I just miss a show or what?

Barry McCackiner: I looked at their website to see when they would come to Norcal for their tour but there are no dates. Did I just miss a show or what?

They have a new album coming out later this month, so I'd expect tour dates to be announced soon.
In the mean time, here's a video of Blythe rehearsing with Cannabis Corpse (new window)

envirovore: Fark Irony Police: envirovore: mooseyfate: Fark Irony Police: A Devil in God's Country?

His stance of Global Warming will be to Blacken the Cursed Sun.

Foreign affairs: He'll dance As the Palaces Burn.

Mudslinging campaign slogan: Set to Fail.

While this isn't a clever 'play on song titles' post, Boot Scraper would work quite well to get the hard working lower/middle class vote.

Voting him into office could be the beginning of a New American Gospel though.

Rednecks already got their invitation to his inauguration. Said it was the only one they would ever need.

mooseyfate: envirovore: Fark Irony Police: envirovore: mooseyfate: Fark Irony Police: A Devil in God's Country?

His stance of Global Warming will be to Blacken the Cursed Sun.

Foreign affairs: He'll dance As the Palaces Burn.

Mudslinging campaign slogan: Set to Fail.

While this isn't a clever 'play on song titles' post, Boot Scraper would work quite well to get the hard working lower/middle class vote.

Voting him into office could be the beginning of a New American Gospel though.

Rednecks already got their invitation to his inauguration. Said it was the only one they would ever need.

Bills will be signed into law using the Blood of the Scribe.
/also +1, well played.

"We need a hard-boiled, no-nonsense, mean son-of-a-biatch with a bad reputation who ain't afraid to cock-whip the shiat out of some randomly selected pussy-ass billionaire on live tv during his annual State of the Union Address"

want

mooseyfate: Will his campaign speech be written in the Blood of a Scribe?

Bah, somehow missed that on my first reading of the thread.

I thought RON PAUL was going to take care of things.

However I think HENRY ROLLINS is way overdue to run for president.

puddleonfire: I thought RON PAUL was going to take care of things.

However I think HENRY ROLLINS is way overdue to run for president.

I'd vote for Henry Rollins as well.
Blythe/Rollins 2012. Let's make it happen.

/likes this thread

blacksharpiemarker: He'd get my vote too!

BLYTHE 2012!!!!

/Better than any of the other ass-clowns.

This about sums up my opinion.

envirovore: Barry McCackiner: I looked at their website to see when they would come to Norcal for their tour but there are no dates. Did I just miss a show or what?

They have a new album coming out later this month, so I'd expect tour dates to be announced soon.
In the mean time, here's a video of Blythe rehearsing with Cannabis Corpse (new window)

Gots me some tickets to see them on Jan. 26th at the Troc.

Tour Dates (new window)

I'm picturing Black Label played over a joint session of Congress. Nothing like airing your grievances over a good Wall of Death.™

puddleonfire: I thought RON PAUL was going to take care of things.

However I think HENRY ROLLINS is way overdue to run for president.

You know why Rollins would never be president, other than the fact he won't run?

Because he doesn't take an ounce of shiat from anyone. Rollins as president? I'd vote for that in a heartbeat, and the entire nation would be better off if he won.

Your Average Witty Fark User: puddleonfire: I thought RON PAUL was going to take care of things.

However I think HENRY ROLLINS is way overdue to run for president.

You know why Rollins would never be president, other than the fact he won't run?

Because he doesn't take an ounce of shiat from anyone. Rollins as president? I'd vote for that in a heartbeat, and the entire nation would be better off if he won.

Put Jello Biafra as his VP pick and I'm sold.

His rant is dead on... this election is going to be a mess. Now I gotta figure out if I wanna throw away a vote on RON PAUL, or Blythe...