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		Large, angry, jealous, castrated male spiders just want their penis back (io9.com)		12
		More: Weird, arachnids, spiders, population density, penis, males

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cretinbob

2012-01-04 11:48:00 PM

you're doing it wrong

Malivon

2012-01-05 12:53:00 AM

Invertebrates being or just weird trifecta now in play in the past 48-hours.

In other news: nature can be quite amazing, but also be an unforgiving biatch.

Automator

2012-01-05 01:17:11 AM

This thread inspired me to look up the correct plural of "penis." Turns out it can be either "penises" or "penes," but not "penis." SUBBY FAIL AT LIFE

Wadded Beef

2012-01-05 01:28:58 AM

I guess they shouldn't have gotten married then. AMIRITE?

Bonanza Jellybean

2012-01-05 01:47:11 AM

Ivo Shandor

2012-01-05 02:32:43 AM

They don't want their penis back... they just want to cockblock (literally) the next guy.

Ishkur

2012-01-05 04:05:42 AM

previous thread on crazy spider sex and other forms of animal kingdom sexual trauma.

divx88

2012-01-05 04:51:43 AM

(new window)

dennysgod

2012-01-05 08:38:38 AM

The spiders should go towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, their penises there probably there sitting next to a toaster oven.

AngryPanda

2012-01-05 10:15:15 AM