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(People Magazine) Followup Zooey Deschanel officially files for divorce from estranged husband Ben Gibbard, citing irreconcilable hipster differences   (people.com) divider line 73
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AirForceVet [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 10:54:13 PM
Zooey, loved your She & Him Christmas CD. I'm free for lunch, dinner on weekends.
 
ultraholland
2012-01-04 10:57:19 PM
didn't she already split from Russell Brand?
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 11:04:31 PM
I want to know why her lawyer felt the need to attach her financial report.
 
Kimothy [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 11:18:42 PM
NewportBarGuy: I want to know why her lawyer felt the need to attach her financial report.

Because it takes her "good girl" ethos and reinforces it times a bazillion? It sure plays well into her image in Hollywood.

/Not being snarky, just think it's a PR ploy. Okay, a little snarky.
 
Peter von Nostrand [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 11:28:13 PM
Is she the oldest one? She's the hottest of the 3
 
shivashakti
2012-01-04 11:35:36 PM
She finally saw some old photos of him?
 
Peter von Nostrand [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 11:36:38 PM
Peter von Nostrand: Is she the oldest one? She's the hottest of the 3

And it wasn't. Oh well
 
Riche [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 11:44:31 PM
First Katey Perry & now Zooey Deschanel are single?

Any chance of the two hooking up & releasing a lesbian sex tape? Just imagine all the good it would do for humanity.

Just one deep kiss between the two would be so awesome it could probably cause billions of people to abandon Islam, Scientology, conservative christianity, and Hinduism. The FSM would be tied in knots, the Quakers would be melted into blissful little puddles by their much brighter inner light. The Jews will have their messiah and Catholic priests would give up little boys forever.

An oily massage between the two would stop all wars, with the mutual happy ending bringing a golden age of joy across the world the likes of which humanity never dares to dream of.

Katey--Zooey-- you two have GOT to do this. The future of our species depends on it.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 11:57:41 PM
Hopefully, this gets her to re-prioritize things in her life... maybe take her money, go into seclusion, and never be seen or heard from ever again.

We can only hope for such a happy conclusion to this sad saga.
 
bow [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 12:14:34 AM
That's too bad.

I bet she will be spotted canoodling with Joesph Godin Levitt in less than two weeks...
 
HawgWild [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 12:25:08 AM
bow: That's too bad.

I bet she will be spotted canoodling with Joesph Godin Levitt in less than two weeks...

This makes me angry ...
 
markie_farkie [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 01:08:31 AM
Excellent!

My plans to take her for my own are unfolding exactly as planned............
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 01:45:53 AM
Riche: First Katey Perry & now Zooey Deschanel are single?

Any chance of the two hooking up & releasing a lesbian sex tape?


If this happens it will say less about your wizardry than the sad state of culture in this era.
 
unyon [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 02:28:39 AM
Hush. You can't fault the guy for asking.
 
Gosling
2012-01-05 03:04:04 AM
Have you ever noticed, about Katy and Zooey, how you never see one with a wedding ring and one without?
 
Skullduggery
2012-01-05 03:21:21 AM
bow: That's too bad.

I bet she will be spotted canoodling with Joesph Godin Levitt in less than two weeks...

I would love to be in that sandwich. Yum.
 
hovsm
2012-01-05 03:33:14 AM
She was married?
 
DammitIForgotMyLogin [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 03:37:06 AM
bow: That's too bad.

I bet she will be spotted canoodling with Joesph Godin Levitt in less than two weeks...


Does her insurance cover hipster replacements?
 
LewDux
2012-01-05 03:42:42 AM
hovsm: She was married in existence?
 
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
2012-01-05 03:42:42 AM
Love her but her show is just awful when she's not onscreen.
And the Christmas cd was terrific.
 
FunkOut [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 03:45:44 AM
HawgWild: bow: That's too bad.

I bet she will be spotted canoodling with Joesph Godin Levitt in less than two weeks...

This makes me angry ...

Now imagine them wearing His & Hers matching hipster retro cardigans while peddling a two seated bike to be quirky!
 
9beers
2012-01-05 03:58:34 AM
Mine!
 
Nocebo
2012-01-05 03:59:51 AM
Damn those gays
 
BarbadoSlim
2012-01-05 04:33:45 AM
Ooooooh that'so precious and quirky of her!
 
ununcle
2012-01-05 04:51:29 AM
She looks like a biatch. One of those cute biatches.
 
JackalRabbit
2012-01-05 04:53:44 AM
it's just a happening
 
MoeSzyslak
2012-01-05 04:57:01 AM
He was jealous of her mustache.

i159.photobucket.com

/hipsters
 
Tickle Mittens
2012-01-05 05:16:02 AM
MoeSzyslak: He was jealous of her mustache.

[i159.photobucket.com image 300x420]

/hipsters

"A kiss without a moustache is like a hotdog without mustard."
 
Omahawg
2012-01-05 05:21:56 AM
punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com
 
cheap_thoughts [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 05:25:14 AM
Omahawg:

Lols
 
the opposite of charity is justice
2012-01-05 05:28:15 AM
The papers list their date of separation as Oct. 31 - Halloween - and cite irreconcilable differences.

This needed, needed, to be clarified.
 
rev. dave
2012-01-05 06:13:32 AM
Sorry, already dated a hipster. Reached my lifetime limit.
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 07:10:35 AM
ultraholland: didn't she already split from Russell Brand?

I shake my tiny little fist at Fark because, for a moment, I did get the two of them confused.
 
Tat'dGreaser [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 07:11:06 AM
I didn't even know she was married.
 
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-05 07:17:27 AM
Tickle Mittens: "A kiss without a moustache is like a hotdog without mustard."

I'd give her some mustard, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 07:37:03 AM
Tat'dGreaser: I didn't even know she was married.

I'd completely forgotten.

*slicks back hair*

wax her and bring her to me.
 
Jamdug! [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 07:38:20 AM
MoeSzyslak: He was jealous of her mustache.

[i159.photobucket.com image 300x420]

/hipsters

I'd like her to give me a mustache ride.
 
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-05 07:38:48 AM
Jamdug!: MoeSzyslak: He was jealous of her mustache.

[i159.photobucket.com image 300x420]

/hipsters

I'd like her to give me a mustache ride.

I know what you mean, or at least think that I do.
 
Jake Havechek
2012-01-05 07:48:27 AM
I like the part in that movie where she played the bored looking girl who gave deadpan sarcastic answers to everything.

"The New Girl" is singularly awful. Plus she can't carry a tune if it had a handle.
 
ElusiveWookiee
2012-01-05 08:19:32 AM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: And the Christmas cd was terrificble.

I guess that's a common mistake, since the two words are only three letters off.

I bought the CD on the strength of her rendition of "Baby, It's Cold Outside" in Elf. Somehow, they even managed to make THAT song suck on the CD, too. There's not a single track I could make it through. Guess I'm not cut out to be a hipster.
 
swaxhog
2012-01-05 08:35:23 AM
Riche: First Katey Perry & now Zooey Deschanel are single?

Now we need Lily Allen to divorce and we have the triplet trifecta

www.sweetslyrics.com
 
gunga galunga
2012-01-05 08:47:11 AM
ununcle: She looks like a biatch. One of those cute biatches.

MoeSzyslak: He was jealous of her mustache.

[i159.photobucket.com image 300x420]

/hipsters

Hey, what's a little hair in your mouth?

/grew up with 70s porn so I don't have the "OMG she didn't shave her pubes it's so gross kill it with fire" hangup
 
Persnickety
2012-01-05 08:49:19 AM
Katy Perry has bigger tits.

/that's all I got
 
LewDux
2012-01-05 09:10:21 AM
swaxhog: Riche: First Katey Perry & now Zooey Deschanel are single?

Now we need Lily Allen to divorce and we have the triplet trifecta

[www.sweetslyrics.com image 356x474]

But wait, there's more
images.cheezburger.com
 
Robert1966
2012-01-05 09:45:50 AM
Everything looked perfect from far away.
 
verbaltoxin
2012-01-05 09:51:02 AM
Riche: First Katey Perry & now Zooey Deschanel are single?

Any chance of the two hooking up & releasing a lesbian sex tape? Just imagine all the good it would do for humanity.



That would be like having sex with your own clone.

LewDux: swaxhog: Riche: First Katey Perry & now Zooey Deschanel are single?

Now we need Lily Allen to divorce and we have the triplet trifecta

[www.sweetslyrics.com image 356x474]

But wait, there's more
[images.cheezburger.com image 401x271]

Lily Allen. Like an angry god, I would.
 
jaybeezey
2012-01-05 09:52:32 AM
gunga galunga: ununcle: She looks like a biatch. One of those cute biatches.

MoeSzyslak: He was jealous of her mustache.

[i159.photobucket.com image 300x420]

/hipsters

Hey, what's a little hair in your mouth?

/grew up with 70s porn so I don't have the "OMG she didn't shave her pubes it's so gross kill it with fire" hangup

you being OK with it doesn't make it right.
 
WhiskeySticks
2012-01-05 10:06:16 AM
This chick is a total cancer that must be stopped. Annoying as hell, no talent hack.
 
elkev
2012-01-05 10:29:36 AM
The next Death Cab cd is going to be great.
 
therecksays
2012-01-05 10:31:54 AM
Her divorce lawyer is really good. You probably never heard of him.
 
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