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feckingmorons
2012-01-04 06:48:17 PM
Tot Mom II, the Electric Bugaloo
doglover
2012-01-04 07:04:21 PM
feckingmorons
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Tot Mom II, the Electric Bugaloo
She's brown. There will be jail, sadly.
Lord Jubjub
2012-01-04 07:22:01 PM
Post partum depression for the win, unfortunately.
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-04 07:22:28 PM
GAAAAAHHH!!!!
/you came in that thing?
ultraholland
2012-01-04 07:37:18 PM
what is that?
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-05 12:17:25 AM
Let's just get this one out of the way early...
Grables'Daughter
2012-01-05 12:21:12 AM
"regard", not "regards"
Bathia_Mapes
2012-01-05 12:28:47 AM
Lord Jubjub
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Post partum depression for the win, unfortunately.
IMHO, it will turn out to be
postpartum psychosis
(new window). It's starting to sound a lot like she may have killed her baby.
CitizenTed
2012-01-05 01:21:39 AM
Hey guys! She's single and doesn't have any kids (any more)!
Delay
2012-01-05 01:36:23 AM
Maybe the police should check her car's trunk.
Delay
2012-01-05 02:29:04 AM
Bathia_Mapes
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Lord Jubjub: Post partum depression for the win, unfortunately.
IMHO, it will turn out to be postpartum psychosis (new window). It's starting to sound a lot like she may have killed her baby.
It's brutal for Americans in their twenties now. Employment is difficult to find and then it's short hours not full time. As an employer, I see incredible levels of depression. The little kids are at risk when the young Moms are not getting the support they require themselves.
It seems we need some sort of WPA again until US unemployment meets some goal. Within the program a key priority should be community nursing, training, child daycare and jobs for young mothers.
Given such a WPA program a clincally depressed young mother, such as this one appears to be, would not be allowed to tough it out for eighteen months on her own. Just my $0.02.
AbbeySomeone
2012-01-05 03:58:24 AM
Bathia_Mapes
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Lord Jubjub: Post partum depression for the win, unfortunately.
IMHO, it will turn out to be postpartum psychosis (new window). It's starting to sound a lot like she may have killed her baby.
It sounds as if her mother is paving the way for this. Sad for everyone.
Also, what is up with these girls and the bad eyebrows? 20.00 at any salon can fix that.
Clint_Torres
2012-01-05 06:36:44 AM
CitizenTed
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Hey guys! She's single and doesn't have any kids (any more)!
Hollaaaaaaaaa!
blastoh
2012-01-05 06:36:47 AM
CitizenTed
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Hey guys! She's single and doesn't have any kids (any more)!
because you are trying to collect the entire herpes set?
MemeSlave
2012-01-05 06:43:14 AM
Delay
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Bathia_Mapes: Lord Jubjub: Post partum depression for the win, unfortunately.
IMHO, it will turn out to be postpartum psychosis (new window). It's starting to sound a lot like she may have killed her baby.
It's brutal for Americans in their twenties now. Employment is difficult to find and then it's short hours not full time. As an employer, I see incredible levels of depression. The little kids are at risk when the young Moms are not getting the support they require themselves.
It seems we need some sort of WPA again until US unemployment meets some goal. Within the program a key priority should be community nursing, training, child daycare and jobs for young mothers.
Given such a WPA program a clincally depressed young mother, such as this one appears to be, would not be allowed to tough it out for eighteen months on her own. Just my $0.02.
Or they could stop farking and dumping their crotchfruit on society. Jus' sayin'. News Flash - Life ain't fair.
Omnis_evil_twin
2012-01-05 06:44:03 AM
The father of the baby seems pretty uninterested.
I'm shocked.
Shocked, I tell you.
JackalRabbit
2012-01-05 06:47:13 AM
MemeSlave
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Or they could stop farking and dumping their crotchfruit on society. Jus' sayin'. News Flash - Life ain't fair.
Agreed. Or maybe they actually establish some kind of life and income before making any permanent life choices. But naw, we glamorize the stupid 15 year olds getting knocked up with reality television and other crap.
Father_Jack
2012-01-05 06:48:53 AM
JackalRabbit
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MemeSlave: Or they could stop farking and dumping their crotchfruit on society. Jus' sayin'. News Flash - Life ain't fair.
Agreed. Or maybe they actually establish some kind of life and income before making any permanent life choices.
But naw, we glamorize the stupid 15 year olds getting knocked up with reality television and other crap
.
we do?
wrenchboy
2012-01-05 06:49:07 AM
sharpie? missing for a month? Have they checked her pooper?
BarbadoSlim
2012-01-05 06:53:21 AM
*looks at pic*
Ah, as expected.
Day_Old_Dutchie
2012-01-05 06:55:13 AM
I read that as missing
sharpei
PsiChi
2012-01-05 06:55:23 AM
Bathia_Mapes
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Lord Jubjub: Post partum depression for the win, unfortunately.
IMHO, it will turn out to be postpartum psychosis (new window). It's starting to sound a lot like she may have killed her baby.
Yeah, she crazy.
some_beer_drinker
2012-01-05 06:55:46 AM
wrenchboy
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sharpie? missing for a month? Have they checked her pooper?
always check in the pooper. always.
db2
2012-01-05 07:02:46 AM
My god, Rei, what did Shinji do to you???
Nina Haagen Dazs
2012-01-05 07:05:55 AM
Has Nancy Grace heard about this yet?
JackalRabbit
2012-01-05 07:06:49 AM
Father_Jack
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we do?
sorry, damn mouse again
Debeo Summa Credo
2012-01-05 07:07:36 AM
doglover
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feckingmorons: Tot Mom II, the Electric Bugaloo
She's brown. There will be jail, sadly.
Why is it sad that there will be jail if she killed her kid?
AnubisMan
2012-01-05 07:17:17 AM
This will take up as much air time as Casey Anthony right?
Somehow I am doubting it.
huskerdu
2012-01-05 07:18:18 AM
Looks like she got the Fix-A-Flat, Krazy Glue cosmetic procedure.
o5iiawah
2012-01-05 07:18:53 AM
Delay
:
It seems we need some sort of WPA again until US unemployment meets some goal.
Instead of just creating busy-work out of thing air, how about requiring able bodied males who receive public assistance to contribute back in the form of city beautification, road/utility works or some other function that the city needs? Doesn't have to be chain-gang type stuff but something where the person could at least build a job skill.
Women could staff social service offices, work in public childcare offices or hell, even work on the parks and rec crew if that is what floats their boat.
Oh, Unions. *sad face*
kid_icarus
2012-01-05 07:21:44 AM
Nina Haagen Dazs
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Has Nancy Grace heard about this yet?
She isn't white and/or attractive. The Grace buzzard will not be circling this.
susler
2012-01-05 07:24:21 AM
FTFA "Foul play is lying to police."
Yet it's perfectly okay for cops to lie to you and I.
nopokerface
2012-01-05 07:31:08 AM
kid_icarus
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Nina Haagen Dazs: Has Nancy Grace heard about this yet?
She isn't white and/or attractive.
The Grace buzzard will not be circling this
People won't want to look at her, and will thus change the channel.
We get what we ask for.
Alonjar
2012-01-05 07:35:42 AM
Delay
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It's brutal for Americans in their twenties now...
...Given such a WPA program a clincally depressed young mother, such as this one appears to be, would not be allowed to tough it out for eighteen months on her own. Just my $0.02.
Given the fact that she has blue hair, I highly doubt she was very concerned about employment.
Hell lets be honest, she was probably not the angel her mother wants to paint her as from the start. Shes an irresponsible ghetto black chick who got knocked up, and has been hating life because raising a baby is a huge pain in the ass.
I wonder how many post partum cases are legit chemical imalances vs people simply being dillusional about how fun or easy child care can be.
lhclubs
2012-01-05 07:40:09 AM
huskerdu
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Looks like she got the Fix-A-Flat, Krazy Glue cosmetic procedure.
Hab SoSlI' Quch!
Mad Mark
2012-01-05 07:42:19 AM
I bet if you looked up
fugley
in the dictionary you would find her picture next to it.
/yikey
exatron
2012-01-05 07:43:12 AM
blastoh
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CitizenTed: Hey guys! She's single and doesn't have any kids (any more)!
because you are trying to collect the entire herpes set?
STDs - gotta catch 'em all
I_Am_Weasel
2012-01-05 07:45:32 AM
She named her child sharpie?
stpauler
2012-01-05 07:46:08 AM
I think we're all overlooking the important thing. Is that cute house for sale now that she'll be in jail?
exatron
2012-01-05 07:47:18 AM
Mad Mark
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I bet if you looked up fugley in the dictionary you would find her picture next to it.
/yikey
Your mom will be disappointed her picture was replaced.
mbillips
2012-01-05 07:51:18 AM
Alonjar
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Delay: It's brutal for Americans in their twenties now...
...Given such a WPA program a clincally depressed young mother, such as this one appears to be, would not be allowed to tough it out for eighteen months on her own. Just my $0.02.
Given the fact that she has blue hair, I highly doubt she was very concerned about employment.
Hell lets be honest, she was probably not the angel her mother wants to paint her as from the start. Shes an irresponsible ghetto black chick who got knocked up, and has been hating life because raising a baby is a huge pain in the ass.
I wonder how many post partum cases are legit chemical imalances vs people simply being dillusional about how fun or easy child care can be.
Yeah, her mom's two-story Edwardian looks like a real slum. And going to college before she got knocked up; that is some irresponsible ghetto shiat right there.
What a ghetto might look like:
kid_icarus
2012-01-05 07:55:14 AM
nopokerface
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kid_icarus: Nina Haagen Dazs: Has Nancy Grace heard about this yet?
She isn't white and/or attractive. The Grace buzzard will not be circling this People won't want to look at her, and will thus change the channel.
We get what we ask for.
Point. Your princess is in another castle.
AbbeySomeone
2012-01-05 07:59:12 AM
mbillips
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Alonjar: Delay: It's brutal for Americans in their twenties now...
...Given such a WPA program a clincally depressed young mother, such as this one appears to be, would not be allowed to tough it out for eighteen months on her own. Just my $0.02.
Given the fact that she has blue hair, I highly doubt she was very concerned about employment.
Hell lets be honest, she was probably not the angel her mother wants to paint her as from the start. Shes an irresponsible ghetto black chick who got knocked up, and has been hating life because raising a baby is a huge pain in the ass.
I wonder how many post partum cases are legit chemical imalances vs people simply being dillusional about how fun or easy child care can be.
Yeah, her mom's two-story Edwardian looks like a real slum. And going to college before she got knocked up; that is some irresponsible ghetto shiat right there.
What a ghetto might look like:
[l.yimg.com image 630x473]
You're killing a racist buzz rant.
/nice house
Sass-O-Rev
2012-01-05 07:59:49 AM
Alonjar
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Delay: It's brutal for Americans in their twenties now...
...Given such a WPA program a clincally depressed young mother, such as this one appears to be, would not be allowed to tough it out for eighteen months on her own. Just my $0.02.
Given the fact that she has blue hair, I highly doubt she was very concerned about employment.
Hell lets be honest, she was probably not the angel her mother wants to paint her as from the start. Shes an irresponsible ghetto black chick who got knocked up, and has been hating life because raising a baby is a huge pain in the ass.
I wonder how many post partum cases are legit chemical imalances vs people simply being dillusional about how fun or easy child care can be.
you must know her really well to be able to say this with such authority.
DubyaHater
2012-01-05 08:01:46 AM
Manditory birth control until you can prove you are a capable parent who can provide a stable household for a child. When they come out with a suitable birth control method for men, make that manditory too. No, condoms don't count. Apparently, unrolling a piece of latex over your junk is too complicated for some people.
dpaul007
2012-01-05 08:02:07 AM
Erebus1954
2012-01-05 08:03:34 AM
Never talk to the police.
I Hope Your Plane Crashes Twice
2012-01-05 08:07:02 AM
mbillips
:
Alonjar: Delay: It's brutal for Americans in their twenties now...
...Given such a WPA program a clincally depressed young mother, such as this one appears to be, would not be allowed to tough it out for eighteen months on her own. Just my $0.02.
Given the fact that she has blue hair, I highly doubt she was very concerned about employment.
Hell lets be honest, she was probably not the angel her mother wants to paint her as from the start. Shes an irresponsible ghetto black chick who got knocked up, and has been hating life because raising a baby is a huge pain in the ass.
I wonder how many post partum cases are legit chemical imalances vs people simply being dillusional about how fun or easy child care can be.
Yeah, her mom's two-story Edwardian looks like a real slum. And going to college before she got knocked up; that is some irresponsible ghetto shiat right there.
No....you're right...the mother doesn't look ghetto at all. It's the house that determines a ghetto person??? ahhhhh.....Good Point.
/jackass
Cuchulane
2012-01-05 08:07:10 AM
The Paul Stanley wig is a nice touch.
namegoeshere
2012-01-05 08:08:27 AM
Bathia_Mapes
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Lord Jubjub: Post partum depression for the win, unfortunately.
IMHO, it will turn out to be postpartum psychosis (new window). It's starting to sound a lot like she may have killed her baby.
Sadly, THIS. But because she is un-white and un-pretty, she will be jailed for life while the pretty white biatch who killed her three year old so that she could go party walks around free.
Dear Clueless Families: When your family member who recently gave birth admits experiencing severe depression that is getting worse, and has been disappearing for days at a time with the child, GET HELP.
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