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So, what's it like when your ambulance breaks down in Detroit late on New Year's Eve? Let's go to the video
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Bathia_Mapes
2012-01-05 01:33:24 AM
I didn't catch his name, if it was even given, but I really liked the reporter on the street.
violentsalvation
2012-01-05 01:34:00 AM
Bathia_Mapes
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I didn't catch his name, if it was even given, but I really liked the reporter on the street.
Loved his hair.
PacManDreaming
2012-01-05 01:34:56 AM
You already know where he's gonna send you.
Bathia_Mapes
2012-01-05 01:39:33 AM
violentsalvation
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Bathia_Mapes: I didn't catch his name, if it was even given, but I really liked the reporter on the street.
Loved his hair.
Yep. He's no "pretty boy" reporter, and that's what made him so appealing to listen to & watch.
SchlingFocker
2012-01-05 02:00:55 AM
Bathia_Mapes
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I didn't catch his name, if it was even given, but I really liked the reporter on the street.
He certainly doesn't sugar-coat it.
Bathia_Mapes
2012-01-05 02:15:37 AM
SchlingFocker
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Bathia_Mapes: I didn't catch his name, if it was even given, but I really liked the reporter on the street.
He certainly doesn't sugar-coat it.
Nope, he certainly doesn't. We could use more on-the-street reporters like him.
PhiloeBedoe
2012-01-05 03:03:45 AM
PacManDreaming
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[i.imgur.com image 450x254]
You already know where he's gonna send you.
Yes but we are just lost, drunken men who don't know where we are and no longer care.
logieal
2012-01-05 04:16:30 AM
That reporter doing an MOS had to be the most ridiculous thing I've seen, and I've seen a lot. I thought he was going to start rapping his report. I'm surprised he didn't go "Yo, yo, yo, listen up" at some point.
What was up with the crazy zooming and off angle shots?
If I didn't know better, I would have guessed that was both a trailer for a war movie and an intro to a rap video.
Detroit really is a third world country all to itself.
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
AverageAmericanGuy
2012-01-05 06:17:19 AM
Welcome to your 15 minutes, Charlie LeDuff.
(as if your Pulitzer wasn't enough)
Zombalupagus
2012-01-05 06:23:49 AM
WOW that was INSANE. I've seen Iraq war footage with less gunshots in the background.
Detroit really is a warzone.
AverageAmericanGuy
2012-01-05 06:24:17 AM
Great clip from Colbert:
Link
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Dahnkster
2012-01-05 06:38:48 AM
Could any of that 'gunfire' be New Year's Fireworks?
Do not care to visit or live in Detroit in the near future.
Worked in New Orleans downtown ER for 20 years. The only 'perk' for New Orleans EMS paramedics was they 'found' a lot of cash on shot-up drug dealers.
ordinarysteve
2012-01-05 06:44:43 AM
I grew up in rural Nova Scotia and people always shoot guns at midnight on NYE. I would lose my shiat on any other night though. Besides, it's Detroit so maybe it was just robocop
SmackLT
2012-01-05 07:07:07 AM
Video wasn't working for me, here's a Youtube link of the story:
Charlie LeDuff reports
toyotaboy
2012-01-05 07:07:58 AM
I blame this guy
SomeAmerican
2012-01-05 07:28:24 AM
Dahnkster
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Could any of that 'gunfire' be New Year's Fireworks?
Do not care to visit or live in Detroit in the near future.
Worked in New Orleans downtown ER for 20 years. The only 'perk' for New Orleans EMS paramedics was they 'found' a lot of cash on shot-up drug dealers.
Didn't sound like fireworks to me; sounded like gun shots. However, a lot of the gunfire was likely celebratory. Urban fireworks if you will.
Dear Jerk
2012-01-05 07:31:08 AM
Big meh. That sounded exactly like my part of Kansas City at midnight. I was outside with kids. Big deal.
crab66
2012-01-05 07:57:18 AM
Dear Jerk
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Big deal.
Considering all of the people killed or injured by bullets fired into the air.....it kind of is. Especially when it's 100% preventable.
Poison Appleseeds
2012-01-05 08:13:36 AM
Only in a slum big city like Detroit that's full of poor black people will you have people firing guns in the air during New Years. Good Christian white rednecks would never do such a thing.
jiaxiaobo
2012-01-05 08:27:52 AM
logieal
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Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
This.
Cool story, bro: had a gig refurbishing a hotel in Detroit @'06. Decided one day to take a drive to see what "8 Mile" looked like.
...I advise not doing this.
Detroit's got (had?) one of the most beautiful baseball parks, though.
EliminateNinniesAndTwits
2012-01-05 08:31:44 AM
Zombalupagus
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WOW that was INSANE. I've seen Iraq war footage with less gunshots in the background.
Detroit really is a warzone.
I was thinking that at first, and it still might be the case, but it was New Year's eve and some people like to make noise using guns at that time, I'm betting most of those rapid-fire shots were some drunk idiot firing up into the air.
Still not a good sign, but better than thinking there's a firefight making its way towards the ambulance.
Pvt Joker
2012-01-05 08:57:46 AM
miltonbabbitt
2012-01-05 09:22:24 AM
I got the distinct impression that the TV anchor/reporter field is not very competitive in Detroit these days.
They weren't bad at all - but they looked somewhat disheveled compared to what I'm used to on local news programs. The guy on the street was cool, but I couldn't help but feel he was filling the vending machines at the station a few months ago.
Poison Appleseeds
2012-01-05 09:36:02 AM
miltonbabbitt
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I got the distinct impression that the TV anchor/reporter field is not very competitive in Detroit these days.
They weren't bad at all - but they looked somewhat disheveled compared to what I'm used to on local news programs. The guy on the street was cool, but I couldn't help but feel he was filling the vending machines at the station a few months ago.
He reminds me of this guy
AverageAmericanGuy
2012-01-05 09:40:53 AM
miltonbabbitt
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I got the distinct impression that the TV anchor/reporter field is not very competitive in Detroit these days.
They weren't bad at all - but they looked somewhat disheveled compared to what I'm used to on local news programs. The guy on the street was cool, but I couldn't help but feel he was filling the vending machines at the station a few months ago.
See my link above. Charlie is a Pulitzer prize winning journalist who worked for the NY Times.
Watch the Colbert clip. It's surreal.
Funbags
2012-01-05 09:54:27 AM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't the hospitals own and operate their fleet of ambulances? How is one breaking down an indictment of the politicians?
Jon Swift's Baby Grill
2012-01-05 10:04:07 AM
I now have to get Charlie's book, thanks AverageAmericanGuy!
Headso
2012-01-05 10:05:25 AM
That was crazy, you hear gunfire from many different distances and weapons.
Jon Swift's Baby Grill
2012-01-05 10:08:17 AM
Funbags
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't the hospitals own and operate their fleet of ambulances? How is one breaking down an indictment of the politicians?
It's my understanding that emergency vehicles don't usually belong to one individual hospital, but are owned by the State and is part of emergency response vehicles like fire trucks and cop cars.
agsfark
2012-01-05 10:11:37 AM
Blame the politicians? There's effectively 50% unemployment in Detroit.
They're politicians, not magicians.
zeet
2012-01-05 10:16:57 AM
Where's all the farkers that are gonna try to defend detroit like usual? It is a permanent hole in the ground and will never change. We have 4th and 5th generation losers breeding to keep it in check.
Axed Fatties
2012-01-05 10:25:19 AM
"You cocksucker! I work for Dick Jones! Dick Jones! He's the Number Two Guy at OCP. OCP runs the cops."
Perlin Noise
2012-01-05 10:27:44 AM
Bathia_Mapes
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I didn't catch his name, if it was even given, but I really liked the reporter on the street.
came to say this ...that guy kicked ass.
OregonVet
2012-01-05 10:42:35 AM
Detroit's little brother, Toledo, is about the same. Gotta love 20+ years of Union Democrats running everything into the ground. Although the current Independent mayor is really trying. Not succeeding, but at least trying.
iscariot40
2012-01-05 10:48:14 AM
I know it's a reporters job to "report" not comment on the story, but I wish more reporters would take this approach, especially when talking about local politics. The rest of the news report, but local politics, call em out like the greedy CYA till I can cash my pension check scum they are.
zabadu
2012-01-05 10:52:35 AM
Jon Swift's Baby Grill
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Funbags: Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't the hospitals own and operate their fleet of ambulances? How is one breaking down an indictment of the politicians?
It's my understanding that emergency vehicles don't usually belong to one individual hospital, but are owned by the State and is part of emergency response vehicles like fire trucks and cop cars.
Most ambulances now are private services contracted by the city or state.
//former EMT
BalugaJoe
2012-01-05 10:56:39 AM
No civility any more. - Emperor Palpitane.
attention span of a retarded fruit fly
2012-01-05 11:19:05 AM
Me like.... want more...anyone?
AbiNormal
2012-01-05 11:52:44 AM
When the hell did Tig start doing the news?
siidc
2012-01-05 11:58:12 AM
I spent new years in detroit, yes those are celebratory gunshots. Either detroit isn't anywhere near as bad as the media likes to make it out to be, or I am just way more bad ass than regular people. Gunshots in a big city? Only in detroit right? Jeez.
Smackledorfer
2012-01-05 12:03:59 PM
siidc
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I spent new years in detroit, yes those are celebratory gunshots. Either detroit isn't anywhere near as bad as the media likes to make it out to be, or I am just way more bad ass than regular people. Gunshots in a big city? Only in detroit right? Jeez.
Yes, you are badass because you heard gunshots over the internet while in your comfortable home. They are pussies because while spending every day of the year responding to fix up violently hurt people in detroit, their vehicle breaks down in the dark of night and they have no backup of any kind.
/can't wait for some ITG goodness.
Smackledorfer
2012-01-05 12:05:32 PM
Note: its not like the guy was crying in the fetal position. He was being realistic about the state of his city. There is a difference between being tough and being stupid.
scumbucket
2012-01-05 12:27:55 PM
Charlie LeDuff is, and has always been awesome. Here's an old video he did when he worked for the Detroit News.
Monica Conyers Interview
The man is someone who loves Detroit, no matter how crazy it gets.
BEER_ME_in_CT
2012-01-05 01:04:04 PM
That is the most haggard on the street reporter I've ever seen! Loved it! Also looke like stifflers mom is the co-anchor. Big cities get first choice in terms of reporters lol.
This is like when Public News shows up to the Anchorman battle.
9beers
2012-01-05 01:11:16 PM
Edited video is edited.
Modguy
2012-01-05 01:36:55 PM
AverageAmericanGuy
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Great clip from Colbert:
Link (new window)
Wow. Normally I'm not into men older than me with facial hair, but that outfit, swept back hair, and well maintained facial hair hits something with me. It's like looking at a southern gentleman. I can't stop watching him. Not too fond of the accent, but I'm not looking for some one to read poetry to me as we fark.
rooftop235
2012-01-05 01:40:44 PM
That stupid Mary comment troll was annoying, but a lot of other folks had some interesting words on that web page, and that reporter Tony is friggin AWESOME!
deadsanta
2012-01-05 01:43:42 PM
The guy is like the Frank Serpico of journalism!
rooftop235
2012-01-05 01:48:40 PM
scumbucket
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Charlie LeDuff is, and has always been awesome. Here's an old video he did when he worked for the Detroit News. Monica Conyers Interview
The man is someone who loves Detroit, no matter how crazy it gets.
WOW, those kids should be running the city council! They sound more educated that that crazy lady.
ha-ha-guy
2012-01-05 02:41:33 PM
siidc
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I spent new years in detroit, yes those are celebratory gunshots. Either detroit isn't anywhere near as bad as the media likes to make it out to be, or I am just way more bad ass than regular people. Gunshots in a big city? Only in detroit right? Jeez.
There issue is people get injured by the celebratory gunshots. Drunk punks firing off rounds tend to accidentally hit people. So the ambulances are typically fairly busy handling all the morons who shot themselves in a leg or someone who was standing around watching the gun show and caught a round. I own some houses in Detroit and about five years back one of my places caught a three round burst. Two in the window sill and one through the glass and into the room. Luckily the only injury was minor from the broken glass.
The paramedic spent over an hour out of service and unable to respond to gunshot wounds. They were also immobile in an area where it was possible they'd accidentally get shot (very few gangs purposefully shoot up paramedics, but drunk guys on New Years hit all kinds of things). There is also the issue of the police not having the ability to respond and deal with the reckless discharge of the firearms. In Detroit you can run around and fire off rounds because everyone knows the police aren't going to show up.
/one of the reasons my properties have bullet resistant windows now
//bullet resistant is also crowbar resistant, which makes breaking and entering harder
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