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Clearly, the sensible thing to do after losing an argument over cereal is to set yourself on fire
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plastic_cow
2012-01-04 04:47:26 PM
kingoomieiii
2012-01-04 04:56:37 PM
bighasbeen
2012-01-04 04:58:11 PM
So the Trix Rabbit finally gave up, eh?
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-04 05:55:07 PM
Now that's what I call coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs
Quasar
2012-01-04 06:39:40 PM
I guess they really were after his Lucky Charms.
doglover
2012-01-04 07:56:27 PM
A real Cereal Killer.
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers
2012-01-04 10:39:04 PM
He wanted the Mario half but his sister ate them all so he was stuck with the Zelda half
whatshisname
2012-01-04 10:39:44 PM
The man had no known mental issues, but did have a physical disability.
Yes he did, he wasn't fireproof.
Xenominim
2012-01-04 10:40:59 PM
Last words were "It doesn't taste like apple Mom, it doesn't!"
hneftafl
2012-01-04 10:42:41 PM
I guess they're not so grrrrrrreat, after all.
Thank You Black Jesus!
2012-01-04 10:42:57 PM
Why would you not?
Dahnkster
2012-01-04 10:43:42 PM
I'll bet he was burnt to a Quisp
imprimere
2012-01-04 10:44:13 PM
I think there is a very great chance that neither his sister nor his mother will ever, ever argue over cereal again. And if that's the case, I'd say he made his point very clearly.
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers
2012-01-04 10:44:26 PM
His sister did not put out the fire until after it caused his eyes to explode. When asked why, she replied, "I gotta have my pops"
jmadisonbiii
2012-01-04 10:45:38 PM
Snap, Crackle & Pop?
Sock Ruh Tease
2012-01-04 10:45:39 PM
This Smacks of total pettiness.
stuffy
2012-01-04 10:47:04 PM
Obvious
overmortal
2012-01-04 10:47:56 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers
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He wanted the Mario half but his sister ate them all so he was stuck with the Zelda half
Sifl & Olly Screenname AND a reference to Nintendo cereal from the late 80's? Damn, you're fun!
jonmurr
2012-01-04 10:48:14 PM
fark Total.
calbert
2012-01-04 10:48:33 PM
should be an easy Post-mortem.
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers
2012-01-04 10:48:53 PM
overmortal
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Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: He wanted the Mario half but his sister ate them all so he was stuck with the Zelda half
Sifl & Olly Screenname AND a reference to Nintendo cereal from the late 80's? Damn, you're fun!
Yes, I watched far too much tv growing up.
Le Geno Vert
2012-01-04 10:50:14 PM
his new favorite?
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers
2012-01-04 10:50:50 PM
Speaking of S&O, maybe dude was upset he could not
visit the cereal factory
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HellRaisingHoosier
2012-01-04 10:50:52 PM
I'm loving this thread. Can't stop laughing.
Ted Haggard's Poop-Stained Replicock
2012-01-04 10:51:14 PM
Well, I'm pretty sure that arguing over cereal signifies "losing" no matter which side you choose.
JackalRabbit
2012-01-04 10:51:15 PM
should of had toast
/was toast
//burnt
FunkOut
2012-01-04 10:53:47 PM
If you love somebody, better set them on fire...
farkingismybusiness
2012-01-04 10:54:30 PM
He likes it. Hey Mikey! He likes it!
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ultraholland
2012-01-04 10:54:32 PM
whatshisname:
Yes he did, he wasn't fireproof.
that's why I'm glad my father was a lump of asbestos
ultraholland
2012-01-04 10:56:01 PM
The adult in me likes the shredded wheat side, but the kid in me likes torching myself when things don't go my way!
Balchinian
2012-01-04 10:58:28 PM
I submitted this with a "heated argument" joke. And this gets the green. Fark, I am disappoint.
Mildot
2012-01-04 10:58:55 PM
TommyymmoT
2012-01-04 10:59:31 PM
A strange cereal anomoly (pic too large to post)
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lixivium
2012-01-04 11:01:17 PM
/got nothing
altinos
2012-01-04 11:01:25 PM
See, all of us following paleo diets were right. We warned you about grains and inflammation. But did you listen? Nooooooooo!
TommyymmoT
2012-01-04 11:03:39 PM
The tox screen showed traces of Special-K.
whatshisname
2012-01-04 11:04:41 PM
Breakfast will never be the same again in that house.
"More toast dear?"
jso2897
2012-01-04 11:04:41 PM
DeathByGeekSquad
2012-01-04 11:05:31 PM
More stones than any OWS protestor who tried to call themselves our Arab Spring.
dg41
2012-01-04 11:06:09 PM
Is this going to lead to a Corn Flakes Spring?
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers
2012-01-04 11:06:46 PM
Now all he will be eating is Boo Berry
CygnusDarius
2012-01-04 11:07:08 PM
BOO
berries
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CygnusDarius
2012-01-04 11:08:20 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers
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Now all he will be eating is Boo Berry
Damn it!.
ultraholland
2012-01-04 11:09:13 PM
did he snap, crackle, and pop?
Ponzholio
2012-01-04 11:09:23 PM
C3PO's really weren't that good...
ultraholland
2012-01-04 11:10:01 PM
jmadisonbiii:
Snap, Crackle & Pop?
aww shucks
styckx
2012-01-04 11:11:42 PM
He'll only need one box top
swahnhennessy
2012-01-04 11:11:48 PM
Fark really needs a sponsored "Overreaction of the Day" link.
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers
2012-01-04 11:12:46 PM
His skin just couldn't get enough of that golden crisp
jackiepaper
2012-01-04 11:12:52 PM
when there's nothing left to burn...
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