I would like to take this moment to point you in the direction of Matthew 5:44: "But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you."

Stoutpants: I would like to take this moment to point you in the direction of Matthew 5:44: "But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you."

Amen...
This is just vile.

Good luck with that.

He is far too powerful.

Tobias was the only one ever at risk of dying.

cretinbob: Even corrupt tax collectors do that much.

Hatin' on the tax collectors was good sport in the Big 4 Gospels, that's for sure.

Yeah but Atheists are the true assholes.

Ahhh christians. Is there anything they don't focus their hate on??

They secretly want his sex. Those repressed Christians will never get that monkey off their backs.

Knara: cretinbob: Even corrupt tax collectors do that much.

Hatin' on the tax collectors was good sport in the Big 4 Gospels, that's for sure.

Well, yeah. Tax collectors were hostile to the Book of Job creators.

ArkAngel: Having visited their site, I'm gonna have to invoke Poe's Law.

I went there as well, and had the exact same thought. I honestly do not know if it is real or satire.

You decide (new window, NSFW)

Jesus prayed for people to die too, right?

The good lord didn't save us from George Michael in 1996, I doubt he's gonna bother now.

Accept god's will, stfu and gbtw.

Gordon Bennett: I went there as well, and had the exact same thought. I honestly do not know if it is real or satire.

You decide (new window, NSFW)

Let me interject a different theory....

Praying for someone's death is the worst evil.
They have likely incurred a major cosmic debt which must be paid.

"Christians for Amoral America"? That sounds about right.

is it a "group" or some guy in a "basement"?

/"slash"

Christians for a Moral America try to point God like a gun at a man who has never done them any real harm.

/Yes, "Wake Me up Before You Go-Go," "Careless Whispers" and "Last Christmas" are horrid songs, but just turn off the radio. And his death will only result in increased air play.

AirForceVet: I believe they were praying to the wrong God. Maybe .... Satan?

The greatest trick that Satan ever pulled was to pass himself off as God.

Now I've got 'Freedom! 90' stuck in my head. Off to watch the supermodels sing.

rev. dave: Praying for someone's death is the worst evil.

Then wouldn't not praying for someone's death be just as bad, since it's just as effective?

I really knew nothing about George Michael, the someone at my place of employment told me he did that "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" song.

For so long I thought that was a woman singing. Turns out it was!

Well, You gotta have faith.

since the site hasn't been posted on fark prieviously,

the likelihood it's a false flag site is high,

Christians generally like michaels's "Last Christmas"

and are quietly amused by his stereotypical toilet escapades

KaisertheCoyote: I really knew nothing about George Michael, the someone at my place of employment told me he did that "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" song.

For so long I thought that was a woman singing. Turns out it was!

Your father and I always meant to have this talk with. I now see that we have been entirely too remiss.

Here's how this works. George Michael is a gay man. That means that George is a man who likes to have sex with men. If George Michael were a woman, he wouldn't be gay. See, when women have sex with men, that means they are straight. If those women have sex with men in park bathrooms, they are kind of slutty, but they are not gay. Men who have sex with men are gay. Women who have sex with men are straight. So....those "women" like George Michael that you've been trying to pick up? Those are men. And the fact that you find them attractive and womanly?

Son, to review: just what do we call men who like to have sex with men?

Grables'Daughter: DeaH: KaisertheCoyote: I really knew nothing about George Michael, the someone at my place of employment told me he did that "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" song.

For so long I thought that was a woman singing. Turns out it was!

Your father and I always meant to have this talk with. I now see that we have been entirely too remiss.

Here's how this works. George Michael is a gay man. That means that George is a man who likes to have sex with men. If George Michael were a woman, he wouldn't be gay. See, when women have sex with men, that means they are straight. If those women have sex with men in park bathrooms, they are kind of slutty, but they are not gay. Men who have sex with men are gay. Women who have sex with men are straight. So....those "women" like George Michael that you've been trying to pick up? Those are men. And the fact that you find them attractive and womanly?

Son, to review: just what do we call men who like to have sex with men?

George Michaels?

No, a George Michael who likes to have sex with George Michael is Onanist. And limber enough to join the Cirque du Soleil.

They took their chances, cause AIDS stopped keeping score

They seem less a group than some guy with a blogger.com account. Which isn't to say it is unbelievable or shocking to hear of religious zealots praying for evil. Poe's Law still applies.