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(Salon) PSA Rick Santorum is against non-reproductive sex. Yes, even if you're married   (salon.com) divider line 491
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gilgigamesh [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 04:55:55 PM
It was fun listening to Limbaugh try to do a hairpin turn on his normal small government conservative shtick to support Santorum.

Yesterday, being a conservative was all about freedom of individual choice.

Today, all of a sudden, being a "true" conservative means the federal government can prosecute you for a felony if you place your penis inside the wrong hole of your good lady wife.

Its going to be a fun primary.
 
BritneysSpeculum [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 04:57:19 PM
www.c-spanvideo.org

This picture might explain that view.
 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 04:58:57 PM
Oh, c'mon, you guys. Ricky's gonna do GREAT running on the "Anti-F*cking" platform.

Hey, if there's one thing humans HATE, it's sex.
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 04:59:13 PM
And he's willing to monitor you to make sure you don't accidentally the whole anus.
 
bighasbeen [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 05:00:15 PM
BritneysSpeculum: [www.c-spanvideo.org image 433x298]

This picture might explain that view.

There's a solution to his problem, but he's already against bagging it.
 
shivashakti
2012-01-04 05:00:26 PM
Well, then, he's just a f*cking idiot who doesn't belong anywhere near the White House or any other form of government.

Look, if you want to practice your religion, that's fine. I don't think there's anything wrong with beliefs. I'm a religious guy myself.

But don't try to legislate your religious beliefs or values on the entire country.
 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 05:02:51 PM
shivashakti: Look, if you want to practice your religion, that's fine. I don't think there's anything wrong with beliefs. I'm a religious guy myself. But don't try to legislate your religious beliefs or values on the entire country.

If only every single religious-type person felt the same way you do...I could take myself off of the blood pressure meds.
 
gilgigamesh [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 05:05:01 PM
shivashakti: Well, then, he's just a f*cking idiot who doesn't belong anywhere near the White House or any other form of government.

Look, if you want to practice your religion, that's fine. I don't think there's anything wrong with beliefs. I'm a religious guy myself.

But don't try to legislate your religious beliefs or values on the entire country.

Why oh why do you insist on persecuting me for my beliefs?
 
cretinbob [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 05:07:27 PM
 
Kazan [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 05:09:05 PM
Well fark him.

oh.. wait.
 
Di Atribe [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 05:13:24 PM
FTFFM: "It's a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be."

This makes me laugh. Not "ha ha" laugh, but the laugh you have to make when someone cannot possibly be serious. How arrogant do you have to be to think that your idea of how things are "supposed to be" is the only way things can be? And any deviation from that ideal is evil and must be legislated? I don't understand how you can be that intolerant of other human beings.

Also, I am curious as to why Santorum is obsessed with other people's sexual proclivities.
 
Da Bum
2012-01-04 05:16:06 PM
Looks like he's making sure he wraps up the Duggar vote. I'm sure he'll get them on board.
 
AbbeySomeone
2012-01-04 05:16:09 PM
Di Atribe: FTFFM: "It's a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be."

This makes me laugh. Not "ha ha" laugh, but the laugh you have to make when someone cannot possibly be serious. How arrogant do you have to be to think that your idea of how things are "supposed to be" is the only way things can be? And any deviation from that ideal is evil and must be legislated? I don't understand how you can be that intolerant of other human beings.

Also, I am curious as to why Santorum is obsessed with other people's sexual proclivities.

That is curious kinda like those who are always screaming about gay rights.
I wonder how he feels about black people on welfare using birth control?

Can't these politicians just go away?
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 05:18:45 PM
Da Bum: Looks like he's making sure he wraps up the Duggar vote. I'm sure he'll get them on board.

They can be pretty insistent.

cdn.gamerant.com
 
Nadie_AZ [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 05:24:57 PM
Di Atribe: FTFFM: "It's a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be."

This makes me laugh. Not "ha ha" laugh, but the laugh you have to make when someone cannot possibly be serious. How arrogant do you have to be to think that your idea of how things are "supposed to be" is the only way things can be? And any deviation from that ideal is evil and must be legislated? I don't understand how you can be that intolerant of other human beings.

Also, I am curious as to why Santorum is obsessed with other people's sexual proclivities.

He's stuck in the 1890s.
 
shivashakti
2012-01-04 05:25:02 PM
Da Bum: Looks like he's making sure he wraps up the Duggar vote. I'm sure he'll get them on board.

In another 20 years, if the Duggar children reproduce like their parents did, that could be a considerable voting bloc. It'll just be exponential Duggars all over the place.
 
Da Bum
2012-01-04 05:27:29 PM
shivashakti: In another 20 years, if the Duggar children reproduce like their parents did, that could be a considerable voting bloc. It'll just be exponential Duggars all over the place.

And think of all the Santorum that will be all over the country in a huge frothy mess of them. Hell, the Duggars will probably have a few electoral votes of their own in 20 years.
 
CPennypacker
2012-01-04 05:29:46 PM
Not every ejaculation deserves a name
 
Philip Francis Queeg
2012-01-04 05:30:53 PM
His family's reaction to his anti-sex stance:

www.moviespad.com
 
Di Atribe [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 05:31:25 PM
Nadie_AZ: He's stuck in the 1890s.

Ever since humans figured out what causes babies, women have been shoving fig leaves up their hoohas to prevent too many spawns. He's not even stuck in the 1890's. He's stuck in like, the Triassic period. Maybe he thinks he will meet Jesus there?
 
HotIgneous Intruder
2012-01-04 05:31:38 PM
Given the risk of his spooging out yet more degenerate spawn, that's probably a good plan for Mister Santorum.

/Then again if he ejaculated regularly, maybe his degenerate sperm wouldn't create deformed and nonviable offspring.
 
Jack Mackbell
2012-01-04 05:32:00 PM
Philip Francis Queeg: His family's reaction to his anti-sex stance:

[www.moviespad.com image 580x398]

Well, at least we now know he's had sex at least three times.
 
Surool
2012-01-04 05:32:21 PM
CPennypacker: Not every ejaculation deserves a name

Sure it does! I have a 25 volume set of the names I've given mine.
 
illegal.tender
2012-01-04 05:32:33 PM
This country is going down the tubes, man, and it's these jerkwads' fault.
 
CPennypacker
2012-01-04 05:32:47 PM
Jack Mackbell: Philip Francis Queeg: His family's reaction to his anti-sex stance:

[www.moviespad.com image 580x398]

Well, at least we now know he's had sex at least three times.

4. You have to count the aborted fetus, since it was a person.
 
DeltaPunch [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 05:32:48 PM
img21.imageshack.us
 
strapp3r
2012-01-04 05:34:33 PM
t0.gstatic.com
 
Molniya
2012-01-04 05:34:40 PM
shivashakti: Da Bum: Looks like he's making sure he wraps up the Duggar vote. I'm sure he'll get them on board.

In another 20 years, if the Duggar children reproduce like their parents did, that could be a considerable voting bloc. It'll just be exponential Duggars all over the place.

I know you are probably joking, but this is actually their goal. They are part of the Quiverfull movement Link (new window). The fundamental goal of the movement is to procreate as much as possible, with one of the outcomes being that they can easily gain control of government by simply out-breeding everyone.
 
mavexe
2012-01-04 05:34:42 PM
I'm glad a Republican finally found a universally opposed platform to run on. I mean hell, even the baby puncher caucus has more supporters.
 
coeyagi
2012-01-04 05:35:02 PM
How long before we get a Penis Party up in this piece.

"We stand for the rights of our penises to enter any consenting human orifice and for the right to deal with the consequences of providing baby batter to said orifice in a matter consistent with a woman's right to choose if her baby batter incubation should go forth."
 
Butterflew
2012-01-04 05:35:21 PM
So Santorum's a little sexually frustrated. Shocker.
 
fusillade762
2012-01-04 05:35:37 PM
media.salon.com

So I guess the "Freedom" part there is the freedom of having lots of unwanted babbys.
 
coeyagi
2012-01-04 05:35:38 PM
mavexe: I'm glad a Republican finally found a universally opposed platform to run on. I mean hell, even the baby puncher caucus has more supporters.

NAMBLA too.
 
Rann Xerox
2012-01-04 05:35:56 PM
Santorum wants to take away contraception? He'll have to take my vasectomy from my cold, dead scrotum.
 
mavexe
2012-01-04 05:36:01 PM
Molniya: shivashakti: Da Bum: Looks like he's making sure he wraps up the Duggar vote. I'm sure he'll get them on board.

In another 20 years, if the Duggar children reproduce like their parents did, that could be a considerable voting bloc. It'll just be exponential Duggars all over the place.

I know you are probably joking, but this is actually their goal. They are part of the Quiverfull movement Link (new window). The fundamental goal of the movement is to procreate as much as possible, with one of the outcomes being that they can easily gain control of government by simply out-breeding everyone.

That's geometric growth, not exponential.
 
I_Am_Weasel [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 05:36:03 PM
Rick gives freedom the finger
media.salon.com
 
1derful
2012-01-04 05:36:05 PM
"One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country."


Safety from disease and unwanted pregnancies:

dvdrockdepot.com
 
calufrax
2012-01-04 05:36:36 PM
CPennypacker: Jack Mackbell: Philip Francis Queeg: His family's reaction to his anti-sex stance:

[www.moviespad.com image 580x398]

Well, at least we now know he's had sex at least three times.

4. You have to count the aborted fetus, since it was a person.

No, it just shows his wife has...
 
coeyagi
2012-01-04 05:36:43 PM
fusillade762: [media.salon.com image 460x307]

So I guess the "Freedom" part there is the freedom of having lots of unwanted babbys.

Hey, you have the freedom to yell "Rape" when being raped in a barn miles from the next human ear.
 
max_pooper
2012-01-04 05:37:17 PM
coeyagi: mavexe: I'm glad a Republican finally found a universally opposed platform to run on. I mean hell, even the baby puncher caucus has more supporters.

NAMBLA too.

I would vote for an open NAMBLA supporter before I would ever vote for a Republican. At least it's an ethos.
 
Loucifer
2012-01-04 05:37:26 PM
Bloody Catholics.

www.whiterose.org
 
HotIgneous Intruder
2012-01-04 05:37:48 PM
Molniya: I know you are probably joking, but this is actually their goal. They are part of the Quiverfull movement Link (new window).

When there are enough of them, they will be able to raise up their own army of Gawd and fight the Muslins wherever they might be. (Because war is fundamentalist birth control).
 
evoke
2012-01-04 05:37:54 PM
And atheists wants to ban nativity scenes on public lands and in public buildings. Equally as bad.
 
Thigvald the Big-Balled
2012-01-04 05:38:00 PM
media.salon.com

"This phrase is one word too long. Get rid of this one."
 
space_cowgirl
2012-01-04 05:38:12 PM
And this man is (at the moment) a serious contender for the GOP nomination? I look forward to his opponents seizing on this and becoming the "pro-sex" candidates. Then again, Romney will probably come out against even procreative sex, unless it's done in the dark through a hole in a sheet.
 
fusillade762
2012-01-04 05:38:21 PM
Has the GOP forgotten this guy is Catholic?
 
coeyagi
2012-01-04 05:38:26 PM
"One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country."

Yeah, I hate it when an entire ountry's population density is less than that of Los Angeles County.
 
Car_Ramrod
2012-01-04 05:38:27 PM
I refuse to live in a world where bonobos and dolphins can have sex for fun and humans can't.

On the other hand, I could stop going to the gym and save a lot of money on nice clothes... I do like being lazy and cheap...

CPennypacker: Not every ejaculation deserves a name

I name all my ejaculations Yorick.
 
coeyagi
2012-01-04 05:39:12 PM
max_pooper: coeyagi: mavexe: I'm glad a Republican finally found a universally opposed platform to run on. I mean hell, even the baby puncher caucus has more supporters.

NAMBLA too.

I would vote for an open NAMBLA supporter before I would ever vote for a Republican. At least it's an ethos.

Given the page scandal, you could kill two birds with one stone.
 
Cletus C.
2012-01-04 05:39:46 PM
Anti-Brokeback. Pro-bareback.

I think I get it now.
 
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