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downstairs

2012-01-04 04:03:35 PM

Lisa Lampanelli? Really?

Diogenes

2012-01-04 04:07:15 PM

downstairs: Lisa Lampanelli? Really?

I wonder how interesting she is when she can't make dirty jokes about black guys.

I guess this all explains The Donald's latest threat to run for Prez.

mitchcumstein1

2012-01-04 04:07:27 PM

There's been 5 seasons of this? Really?

brigid_fitch

2012-01-04 04:19:31 PM

George Takei & Penn Jillette? Why would they do this?

mjoven1975

2012-01-04 04:30:45 PM

brigid_fitch: George Takei & Penn Jillette? Why would they do this?

Takei wants to hook up with Clay Aiken and Jillette wants to make this abomination of a show disappear.

urban.derelict

2012-01-04 04:32:30 PM

yeah this f*cking shiat was on NBC10's 'Today Show' this morning; as soon as they started the segment for it, I turned my tv off.

/I don't listen to what they say
//i just watch the show (peripheral vision to the right, 29" tv is about 2' to the right of my computer/lcd display) for Natalie, Soledad, Amy, Savannah, etc
///nbc10 local news' girls are s-s-s-smokin' as well
//aditi roy just went national, she used to be local mornings 5-7 with Terry (a guy) Ruggles
/now he's with Lori Wilson... mmm lori wilson om nom nom nom

stpauler

2012-01-04 04:45:21 PM

"oh, my" in the headline made me think it'd have George Takei.

Also, fark Trump and his bullshiat.

brigid_fitch

2012-01-04 04:53:47 PM

mjoven1975: brigid_fitch: George Takei & Penn Jillette? Why would they do this?

Takei wants to hook up with Clay Aiken and Jillette wants to make this abomination of a show disappear.

Takei's married but maybe he's doing it for the exposure/opportunity to look fabulous. But okay, I can see Penn doing it to mock it and Trump.

ArkAngel

2012-01-04 05:06:06 PM

I would love to see what Penn Jillette does on this show

GypsyJoker

2012-01-04 05:22:29 PM

stpauler: "oh, my" in the headline made me think it'd have George Takei.

I was thinking of Dick Enberg there.

Oliver Klosoff

2012-01-04 05:23:32 PM

What, no Michele Bachmann?

Jabberocknroll

2012-01-04 05:23:58 PM

Lisa Lampanelli is fat, ugly, funnier Whitney Cummings.

That's not saying a whole helluva lot.

Jabberocknroll

2012-01-04 05:25:32 PM

stpauler: "oh, my" in the headline made me think it'd have George Takei.

Also, fark Trump and his bullshiat.

Clay Aiken, Michael Andretti, Teresa Giudice, Victoria Gotti, Lisa Lampanelli, Dayana Mendoza, Dee Snider, Paul Teutul, Sr., Arsenio Hall, Adam Carolla, Lou Ferrigno, Penn Jillette, George Takei, Cheryl Tiegs, Debbie Gibson, Tia Carrere, Aubrey O'Day, and Patricia Velásquez will all compete to become the next Celebrity Apprentice.

Eirik

2012-01-04 05:25:55 PM

brigid_fitch: mjoven1975: brigid_fitch: George Takei & Penn Jillette? Why would they do this?

Takei wants to hook up with Clay Aiken and Jillette wants to make this abomination of a show disappear.

Takei's married but maybe he's doing it for the exposure/opportunity to look fabulous. But okay, I can see Penn doing it to mock it and Trump.

He strikes me as the type that believe that no publicity is bad publicity.

He also might just unload on Trump in a way that can't be hidden with editing.

Porous Horace

2012-01-04 05:25:58 PM

I hate to say this but I think I'd watch it.
I liked the last one but maybe that was because of Busey.

Jabberocknroll

2012-01-04 05:27:04 PM

How long til Takei trots out his other Celebrity Catchphrase when someone pronounces his name "takai"?

fusillade762

2012-01-04 05:27:24 PM

stpauler: "oh, my" in the headline made me think it'd have George Takei.

You know how I know you didn't read TFA?

mitchcumstein1

2012-01-04 05:27:32 PM

Jabberocknroll: Lisa Lampanelli is fat, ugly, funnier Whitney Cummings.

That's not saying a whole helluva lot.

Whitney Cummings' standup isn't terrible.

Her farking show is an abortion.

Representative of the unwashed masses

2012-01-04 05:29:41 PM

Paul Sr. will win. He's the only one of the bunch who has actually run a business. It would be funny if one of the challenges was to do a marketing campaign for Paul Jr. though...

Stoner Mike

2012-01-04 05:31:46 PM

I think Carolla has a good shot to take this thing.

And he's one funny dude.

Apos

2012-01-04 05:33:25 PM

Snider has this farcical bullshiat in the bag.

Erik_Emune

2012-01-04 05:34:24 PM

Damn you, Penn Jillette! Damn you to Hell! Now I'll have to watch this.

12349876

2012-01-04 05:34:34 PM

Diogenes: I wonder how interesting she is when she can't make dirty jokes about black guys.

She was making plenty of dirty jokes about Paul Shaffer on Letterman last night. A rematch of the Chevy Chase roast if you will.

TheHighlandHowler

2012-01-04 05:35:19 PM

It has already filmed. Here's what purports to be a spoiler (new window).

redmond24

2012-01-04 05:37:07 PM

Stoner Mike: I think Carolla has a good shot to take this thing.

And he's one funny dude.

I'm interested in seeing how he does. After his anti Occupy rant and the belief many have that he's only successful because of his more talented showbiz partners (Kimmel and the doctor guy).

He is innately funny when his ideologies don't get in his way

brigid_fitch

2012-01-04 05:40:56 PM

Erik_Emune: Damn you, Penn Jillette! Damn you to Hell! Now I'll have to watch this.

Nah, just wait for the YouTube highlights reel

Gunny Highway

2012-01-04 05:43:27 PM

Debbie Gibson informed NBC officials today that she no longer available because she is pregnant with my two-headed love child

eddievercetti

2012-01-04 05:46:48 PM

Dee Snider, Arsenio Hall, Adam Carolla, Lou Ferrigno, Penn Jillette and George Takei?

They got me watching.

Bathia_Mapes

2012-01-04 05:47:23 PM

stpauler: "oh, my" in the headline made me think it'd have George Takei.

Also, fark Trump and his bullshiat.

It does. RTFA

Gilliam317

2012-01-04 05:48:55 PM

I think Takei is doing it to promote a musical he is working on. Link (new window) I have gotten the vibe that most everything he does is to publicize that production. Especially the video where he auditions to be Spider-man.

Teen Wolf Blitzer

2012-01-04 05:50:45 PM

Adam Carolla? I'm in. Adam Carolla and Penn? I'm in. AND Dee Snider????? fark yeah.

Bathia_Mapes

2012-01-04 05:50:55 PM

Jabberocknroll: How long til Takei trots out his other Celebrity Catchphrase when someone pronounces his name "takai"?

When he was part of William Shatner's celebrity roast, he reminded Shatner that "Takei" is pronounced the same way as "toupee", a term Shatner should be familiar with.

PullItOut

2012-01-04 05:52:22 PM

eddievercetti: Dee Snider, Arsenio Hall, Adam Carolla, Lou Ferrigno, Penn Jillette and George Takei?

They got me watching.

Yeah, this is a show I never thought I'd watch. Probably I still won't, but...man, if they were all in a movie, I'd watch that, so...

/Loves B movies

PillsHere

2012-01-04 05:57:07 PM

I guess I'm out of the loop because I've never heard of:

Michael Andretti, Teresa Giudice, Dayana Mendoza, Paul Teutul, Sr., and Patricia Velásquez.

They must be athletes or country stars. Those are usually the ones I have no clue about.

BTW, does anyone else think it would be more interesting if Teller was on the show? Having to work on the team without talking would be funny to watch as everyone would get frustrated with him.

Gunny Highway

2012-01-04 05:58:45 PM

PillsHere: I guess I'm out of the loop because I've never heard of:

Michael Andretti

Out of the loop indeed.

Omnivorous

2012-01-04 05:59:15 PM

Maybe Penn Jillette can make Donald Trump disappear.

glassa

2012-01-04 06:01:11 PM

downstairs: Lisa Lampanelli? Really?

The NBC censors will be working overtime.

Mad_Radhu

2012-01-04 06:03:07 PM

Gunny Highway: Debbie Gibson informed NBC officials today that she no longer available because she is pregnant with my two-headed love child

A bigfoot baby, all covered in fur?

PillsHere

2012-01-04 06:03:24 PM

Gunny Highway: PillsHere: I guess I'm out of the loop because I've never heard of:

Michael Andretti

Out of the loop indeed.

I was just told he does NASCAR so that explains it. It's probably one of the things in this world that holds the least bit of interest for me.

video man

2012-01-04 06:04:04 PM

Dammit. That's actually an interesting lineup. I'll tune in and see what it's all about.

Gunny Highway

2012-01-04 06:07:27 PM

PillsHere: Gunny Highway: PillsHere: I guess I'm out of the loop because I've never heard of:

Michael Andretti

Out of the loop indeed.

I was just told he does NASCAR so that explains it. It's probably one of the things in this world that holds the least bit of interest for me.

Loop.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey

2012-01-04 06:08:20 PM

stpauler: "oh, my" in the headline made me think it'd have George Takei.

Clay Aiken, Michael Andretti, Teresa Giudice, Victoria Gotti, Lisa Lampanelli, Dayana Mendoza, Dee Snider, Paul Teutul, Sr., Arsenio Hall, Adam Carolla, Lou Ferrigno, Penn Jillette, George Takei, Cheryl Tiegs, Debbie Gibson, Tia Carrere, Aubrey O'Day, and Patricia Velásquez will all compete to become the next Celebrity Apprentice.

Darklemming

2012-01-04 06:17:15 PM

Carolla FTW

dallylamma

2012-01-04 06:21:13 PM

IT'S ARSENIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HALL!!

www.celebritiesfans.com

mjones73

2012-01-04 06:28:37 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Paul Sr. will win. He's the only one of the bunch who has actually run a business. It would be funny if one of the challenges was to do a marketing campaign for Paul Jr. though...

I want to see him get in a shout off with the Don...

rjakobi

2012-01-04 06:29:54 PM

Stoner Mike: I think Carolla has a good shot to take this thing.

And he's one funny dude.

I just want to smack him with a tire iron until he stops sneering.

Eirik

2012-01-04 06:30:13 PM

PillsHere: I guess I'm out of the loop because I've never heard of:

Michael Andretti, Teresa Giudice, Dayana Mendoza, Paul Teutul, Sr., and Patricia Velásquez.

They must be athletes or country stars. Those are usually the ones I have no clue about.

BTW, does anyone else think it would be more interesting if Teller was on the show? Having to work on the team without talking would be funny to watch as everyone would get frustrated with him.

I suspect if he was on the show, he'd talk. I've seen him give interviews before, so it's not like he's mute. And during the one stage show I've seen with them, he was pretty clearly the "voice" of Houdini, spoken from behind a curtain.

Ponzholio

2012-01-04 06:36:30 PM

therecksays

2012-01-04 06:42:53 PM

Corolla, Takei, Snyder and Lampenelli. I still won't watch but at least I'll give half a crap about that about that abortion of a show.

NorCalLos

2012-01-04 06:43:02 PM

rjakobi: Stoner Mike: I think Carolla has a good shot to take this thing.

And he's one funny dude.

I just want to smack him with a tire iron until he stops sneering.

He's defintiely got a face for radio, a voice for print media, and the demeanor of a vinegar taste-tester; but he is genuinely funny and has some genuinely novel obervational humor; though the neurotic misanthrope formula is a bit tired.

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