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Angry Drunk Bureaucrat

2012-01-04 04:28:07 PM

Missed the obvious "Paper covers Rock" headline there.

Rapmaster2000

2012-01-04 04:44:41 PM

He keeps it in the Piper's Pit.

FirstNationalBastard

2012-01-04 04:49:41 PM

Someone's getting their head smashed with a coconut smashed over this.

A Fark Handle

2012-01-04 04:50:31 PM

scissors undecided?

Because People in power are Stupid

2012-01-04 04:51:13 PM

It all goes through Scottsdale not Mesquite.

ArkAngel

2012-01-04 04:58:11 PM

I met Piper once, at the garage he owned about 5 minutes from the house I grew up in in Portland. Nice guy. Should still have a picture of us somewhere at my dad's house

Cagey B

2012-01-04 06:23:22 PM

The sad part is that the water committee's meeting didn't have to devolve into a fifteen-minute brawl. The chairman could have just tried on the sunglasses.

azmoviez

2012-01-04 06:30:21 PM

I can't imagine the shiatstorm that would await any local Arizona politician willing to give up water rights.

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums

2012-01-04 07:07:58 PM

FTFA: Kenyon Leavitt, Secretary-Treasurer

Ewwww, look at Kenyon pulling double duty.

/seriously, TFA and headline aren't Fark-worthy
//I know because my dad says I'm the smartest

kingdd

2012-01-04 07:54:26 PM

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. Looks like I just ran out of gum.

leonel

2012-01-04 07:55:04 PM

Red Cross Eyed

2012-01-04 07:57:19 PM

OBEY

Craptastic

2012-01-04 07:58:38 PM

Roddy will crack Rock's head with a coconut.

Englebert Slaptyback

2012-01-04 08:01:16 PM

FirstNationalBastard

Someone's getting their head smashed with a coconut smashed over this.

I think a smashed someone wrote this while smashed.

Diodorus

2012-01-04 08:02:15 PM

ArkAngel: I met Piper once, at the garage he owned about 5 minutes from the house I grew up in in Portland. Nice guy. Should still have a picture of us somewhere at my dad's house

csb

I met Randy Savage in Cancun. He was about 5 foot 3 but as wide as door.

libranoelrose

2012-01-04 08:02:47 PM

There is no Karl Gustaveson.

CygnusDarius

2012-01-04 08:02:51 PM

"Not saying that I want to avoid it, but I understand".

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spentmiles

2012-01-04 08:04:30 PM

Some one is going to lose a nostril over this.

FirstNationalBastard

2012-01-04 08:09:01 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: FirstNationalBastard

Someone's getting their head smashed with a coconut smashed over this.

I think a smashed someone wrote this while smashed.

Always remember to proofread if you significantly change the structure of a sentence, Otherwise, you might accidentally the whole thing.

Vanakatherock

2012-01-04 08:11:11 PM

Somehow, I think he would win.

i527.photobucket.com

Diodorus

2012-01-04 08:14:22 PM

Vanakatherock: Somehow, I think he would win.

[i527.photobucket.com image 633x451]

How the hell do you have what looks like a big belly AND a six pack?

Inconceivable!

CruJones

2012-01-04 08:14:37 PM

I was Rowdy Roddy Piper for Halloween once.

/that once was this year
//also had shades for the They Live combo

Kumana Wanalaia

2012-01-04 08:15:30 PM

IIRC there's a river in Alaska that pour 1 billion gallons of pure freshwater into the sea every year.

WHERE WATER PIPELIN WHER

Diodorus

2012-01-04 08:15:44 PM

CruJones: I was Rowdy Roddy Piper for Halloween once.

/that once was this year
//also had shades for the They Live combo

Commando?

Craptastic

2012-01-04 08:18:04 PM

CruJones: I was Rowdy Roddy Piper for Halloween once.

/that once was this year
//also had shades for the They Live combo

Awww. You should have gone with a "Hot Rod" T-shirt and a kilt.

Pizilla

2012-01-04 08:22:26 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Someone's getting their head smashed with a ~~coconut~~ Waterbottle of Doomsmashed over this.

www.wwe.com

Pizilla

2012-01-04 08:24:13 PM

Vanakatherock

2012-01-04 08:26:21 PM

Pizilla

2012-01-04 08:28:27 PM

LIL' JIMMY SAYS ARIZONA IS GUNNA GET GOT!!!!

The Incredible Sexual Egg

2012-01-04 08:30:43 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Missed the obvious "Paper covers Rock" headline there.

I applaud subby for taking the road less traveled

Turbo Cojones

2012-01-04 08:34:38 PM

CygnusDarius: "Not saying that I want to avoid it, but I understand".

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All that water belongs to Mexico anyway.

The_Time_Master

2012-01-04 08:37:31 PM

My money is on Roddy.

Pizilla

2012-01-04 08:38:35 PM

numbone

2012-01-04 08:42:34 PM

A Fark Handle

scissors undecided?

Pizilla

2012-01-04 08:43:07 PM

Turbo Cojones: CygnusDarius: "Not saying that I want to avoid it, but I understand".

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All that water belongs to Mexico anyway.

www.allwrestlingsuperstars.com

Pizilla

2012-01-04 08:44:36 PM

stuhayes2010

2012-01-04 08:47:18 PM

The_Time_Master: [manilovefilms.com image 443x359]

My money is on Roddy.

Does he have bubble gum?

Harry Freakstorm

2012-01-04 08:51:43 PM

Everyone who thought it was Casual Friday please raise your hand.

biohazard76

2012-01-04 08:58:17 PM

Begun, the water wars have...

Pizilla

2012-01-04 08:58:35 PM

Aleph

2012-01-04 09:01:50 PM

I was going to buy a house in Frogtown, AZ but with all the unkept desertscapes due to bank forclosures, the place has gone to hell.

Mentat

2012-01-04 09:13:20 PM

Aleph: I was going to buy a house in Frogtown, AZ but with all the unkept desertscapes due to bank forclosures, the place has gone to hell.

Nice.

CruJones

2012-01-04 09:28:07 PM

Craptastic: CruJones: I was Rowdy Roddy Piper for Halloween once.

/that once was this year
//also had shades for the They Live combo

Awww. You should have gone with a "Hot Rod" T-shirt and a kilt.

Craptastic: CruJones: I was Rowdy Roddy Piper for Halloween once.

/that once was this year
//also had shades for the They Live combo

Awww. You should have gone with a "Hot Rod" T-shirt and a kilt.

I did. And a championship belt. But also the shades, thus a "combo"

HopScotchNSoda

2012-01-04 09:33:51 PM

stuhayes2010: The_Time_Master: [manilovefilms.com image 443x359]

My money is on Roddy.

Does he have bubble gum?

No, he's all out of bubble gum.

Pizilla

2012-01-04 09:34:26 PM

Mentat: Aleph: I was going to buy a house in Frogtown, AZ but with all the unkept desertscapes due to bank forclosures, the place has gone to hell.

Nice.

Stay away from Frogtown!!!
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machoprogrammer

2012-01-04 09:42:41 PM

BAH GAWD KING! THAT WATER HAS A FAMILY!

machoprogrammer

2012-01-04 09:43:47 PM

Diodorus: Vanakatherock: Somehow, I think he would win.

[i527.photobucket.com image 633x451]

How the hell do you have what looks like a big belly AND a six pack?

Inconceivable!

It is actually a side effect from hgh and steroids. It is called "steroid gut". Or, it can mean he just ate/drank a shiatload of food and/or water.

KrispyKritter

2012-01-04 09:51:11 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: IIRC there's a river in Alaska that pour 1 billion gallons of pure freshwater into the sea every year.

WHERE WATER PIPELIN WHER

water freze in pipe

Diodorus

2012-01-04 10:01:39 PM

machoprogrammer: Diodorus: Vanakatherock: Somehow, I think he would win.

[i527.photobucket.com image 633x451]

How the hell do you have what looks like a big belly AND a six pack?

Inconceivable!

It is actually a side effect from hgh and steroids. It is called "steroid gut". Or, it can mean he just ate/drank a shiatload of food and/or water.

I figured as much. You see it a lot in wrestlers. I remember Scott Steiner and Marcus Bagwell had Huge guts and six packs. Didnt know it had a name though.

eddievercetti

2012-01-04 10:17:10 PM

Looks like some people will be taken to the Smackdown hotel!

\Today's special: Poo Tang Pie
\\IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU WANT WATER!
\\\These people sound like rudy-poos

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