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New study reveals that middle-aged pot smokers actually scored higher on memory tests than those who didn't use the drug. So why is it illegal again?
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walkerhound
2012-01-04 01:39:11 PM
Did you forget already,
subs
? 'Cause I remember.
Lucky LaRue
2012-01-04 01:43:24 PM
It's illegal because it is predominantly used by white trash. And everyone knows that you can't have anything nice around white trash - they ruin everything.
Because People in power are Stupid
2012-01-04 01:44:36 PM
It gives the cops something to plant when they are searching you.
CanisNoir
2012-01-04 01:48:47 PM
Racism, stupidity and money, that's why.
A Fark Handle
2012-01-04 01:51:15 PM
Because People in power are Stupid
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It gives the cops something to plant when they are searching you.
they sprinkle some crack, not weed.
back in the day because we had to protect the white women from the negros. now because drugs are bad, except those packaged and sold by big pharma.
/also, the dea, fbi, police, and the prosecuting attorneys tend to protect their budgets
Diogenes
2012-01-04 01:56:13 PM
Lucky LaRue
2012-01-04 01:58:05 PM
Diogenes
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[www.cannabissativa.com image 640x1018]
Hunting a thrill, they inhaled a drag of concentrated sin!
Heh..
Theaetetus
2012-01-04 02:02:59 PM
Pff, that's just because those middle aged pot smokers don't
do
anything other than smoke and watch the same movies over and over, so they've got lots of room to remember stuff. Normal people with full lives are obviously going to score worse on memory tests.
gilgigamesh
2012-01-04 02:09:16 PM
Theaetetus
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Pff, that's just because those middle aged pot smokers don't do anything other than smoke and watch the same movies over and over, so they've got lots of room to remember stuff. Normal people with full lives are obviously going to score worse on memory tests.
Screw you, man. The Big Lebowski is the greatest movie ever.
darkhorse23
2012-01-04 02:10:54 PM
Theaetetus
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Pff, that's just because those middle aged pot smokers don't do anything other than smoke and watch the same movies over and over, so they've got lots of room to remember stuff. Normal people with full lives are obviously going to score worse on memory tests.
Trollop.
darkhorse23
2012-01-04 02:13:46 PM
Also, LeeLoo Dallas Multipass.
Darth_Lukecash
2012-01-04 02:20:53 PM
Lucky LaRue
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It's illegal because it is predominantly used by white trash. And everyone knows that you can't have anything nice around white trash - they ruin everything.
Its funny, my friend remembered that in the Midwest, old time farmer guys used to smoke it in public-before the general outawing of it. Even afterwards, most small rural towns turned a blind eye to the old timers smoking it.
But the sad fact is they outlawed it because the blacks were using it. And that it was competition with cigarettes. And the Pharmaceutical companies didn't like the competition. And the lumber/paper barons hated them. Or it could be that you act like a freaking moron on the shiat, and could endanger other people lives.
I happen to like it myself, but recognize the possible lung cancer/impared actions that accompany it.
Eddie Adams from Torrance
2012-01-04 02:35:29 PM
Theaetetus
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Pff, that's just because those middle aged pot smokers don't do anything other than smoke and watch the same movies over and over, so they've got lots of room to remember stuff. Normal people with full lives are obviously going to score worse on memory tests.
It's a different kind of memory altogether.
Bonkthat_Again
2012-01-04 02:40:54 PM
Because it's a gateway. Pot leads to carpentry.
Bonkthat_Again
2012-01-04 02:44:03 PM
Eddie Adams from Torrance
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It's a different kind of memory altogether.
It's a different kind of memory.
eddyatwork
2012-01-04 02:44:09 PM
Because pot smokers are lazy and unmotivated losers.
DarnoKonrad
2012-01-04 02:46:43 PM
Because we don't run the nation with technocrats. We vote for stupid and counterproductive policy.
marcpen
2012-01-04 02:49:51 PM
I'm a lifetime toker now aged 58. In my last job as a tech support worker I was able to be open about my drug use - it was an office joke that I was the only person able to recall the company's WPA 25-place encryption code and all the Microsoft CD keys we used, from memory.
sheilanagig
2012-01-04 02:53:15 PM
Maybe it's because MJ causes the formation of new brain cells
(new window).
Just saying. Seriously, if it weren't for his assholery toward women, I'd vote for Ron Paul because he promises to legalize it. Why, Ron Paul? Why do you hate women? I can get behind most of it, but being female, I can't support you.
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-04 02:57:51 PM
eddyatwork
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Because pot smokers are lazy and unmotivated losers.
I'd formulate a snappy rebuttal to that absurd statement, but I'm feeling particularly lazy and unmotivated
jaylectricity
2012-01-04 03:00:41 PM
Bonkthat_Again
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Because it's a gateway. Pot leads to carpentry.
Used to do work with a carpenter who needed to smoke pot before doing the math on the design for whatever we were building. You know, like figuring out the pitch of a roof that should be such and such height and how much wood was needed to build the room under that roof, etc...
I get bleary eyed trying to figure out how long to cook more than one burrito in the microwave when I'm high.
xanadian
2012-01-04 03:01:17 PM
Because Jesus.
Because THE CHILDRENZ ONOES!!1!
Diogenes
2012-01-04 03:05:36 PM
jaylectricity
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Bonkthat_Again: Because it's a gateway. Pot leads to carpentry.
Used to do work with a carpenter who needed to smoke pot before doing the math on the design for whatever we were building. You know, like figuring out the pitch of a roof that should be such and such height and how much wood was needed to build the room under that roof, etc...
I get bleary eyed trying to figure out how long to cook more than one burrito in the microwave when I'm high.
I have better focus for some things when I'm high. Math is certainly not one of them.
Maybe he had ADD and the dope slowed down his thoughts?
I_Am_Weasel
2012-01-04 03:10:02 PM
Bonkthat_Again
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Because it's a gateway. Pot leads to carpentry.
xanadian
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Because Jesus.
Indeed.
I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey
2012-01-04 03:17:44 PM
I DRTFA, but is this "OK, the banana cards are this one and this one" memory, or "Duuuuuude, I was at Woodstock and I totally remember Jimi shredding it up while I was banging this girl from Syracuse" kind of memory?
Andromeda
2012-01-04 03:24:28 PM
I live in Amsterdam, so not illegal around me
subby
.
Honestly the only inconvenience I can chalk up to pot smoking is the occasional lost/stoned tourist who stumbles into my local cafe and then talks loudly about the sorts of highs you can get from smoking vs brownies or what have you. Most of the time they keep to the tourist ghettos though so it's all good.
I always figured
this video
(new window) explained it rather well myself.
FriarReb98
2012-01-04 03:26:08 PM
As I said to a friend today, how many people have caused accidents while high compared to how many have caused them while drunk?
We as a culture have decided that pot is bad and it seems like no amount of reason, logic or lack of Hearsts will undo what was done eighty years ago.
Eddie Adams from Torrance
2012-01-04 03:38:37 PM
Theaetetus
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Pff, that's just because those middle aged pot smokers don't do anything other than smoke and watch the same movies over and over,
Andromeda
:
I live in Amsterdam, so not illegal around me subby.
Yeah, it's legal, but it ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean, you can't just walk into a restaurant, roll a joint and start puffing away. You're only supposed to smoke in your home or certain designated places.
jaylectricity
2012-01-04 04:05:46 PM
Diogenes
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Maybe he had ADD and the dope slowed down his thoughts?
He talked really really fast, so that might be it.
Because People in power are Stupid
2012-01-04 04:12:28 PM
A Fark Handle
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Because People in power are Stupid: It gives the cops something to plant when they are searching you.
they sprinkle some crack, not weed.
Get off my lawn.
(new window)
antidisestablishmentarianism
2012-01-04 04:16:01 PM
Bonkthat_Again
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Because it's a gateway. Pot leads to carpentry.
I KNEW IT!!!!
Jake Havechek
2012-01-04 04:35:10 PM
jaylectricity
:
Bonkthat_Again: Because it's a gateway. Pot leads to carpentry.
Used to do work with a carpenter who needed to smoke pot before doing the math on the design for whatever we were building. You know, like figuring out the pitch of a roof that should be such and such height and how much wood was needed to build the room under that roof, etc...
I get bleary eyed trying to figure out how long to cook more than one burrito in the microwave when I'm high.
The only time I grasped string and 'brane theory was when I was extremely high, otherwise that stuff gives me a headache.
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-04 04:35:12 PM
Orgasmatron138
2012-01-04 04:36:23 PM
Jello Biafra did a really good job breaking down exactly why weed was made illegal on his spoken word album "I Blow Minds for a Living."
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-04 04:36:26 PM
I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey
:
I DRTFA, but is this "OK, the banana cards are this one and this one" memory, or "Duuuuuude, I was at Woodstock and I totally remember Jimi shredding it up while I was banging this girl from Syracuse" kind of memory?
The latter is the good kind of memory.
Jument
2012-01-04 04:37:42 PM
Because Puritans.
Headso
2012-01-04 04:37:55 PM
That's probably because people who smoke weed are smarter to begin with.
SweetSaws
2012-01-04 04:38:01 PM
Cuz stress relief is evil, you must suffer through life or you won't go to Heaven biatches... and other puritan ramblings.
Ooba Tooba
2012-01-04 04:38:12 PM
What was the question? Screw this, who wants tacos?
Frederf
2012-01-04 04:38:43 PM
"red wine drinkers actually had health benefits in medical tests than those who didn't use the drug. So why is drunk driving illegal again?"
KatjaMouse
2012-01-04 04:39:16 PM
Darth_Lukecash
:
I happen to like it myself, but recognize the possible lung cancer/impared actions that accompany it.
When was lung cancer linked to pot?
Serious Black
2012-01-04 04:40:57 PM
sheilanagig
:
Maybe it's because MJ causes the formation of new brain cells (new window).
Just saying. Seriously, if it weren't for his assholery toward women, I'd vote for Ron Paul because he promises to legalize it. Why, Ron Paul? Why do you hate women? I can get behind most of it, but being female, I can't support you.
Vote for Gary Johnson. Seriously.
Debeo Summa Credo
2012-01-04 04:41:35 PM
FriarReb98
:
As I said to a friend today, how many people have caused accidents while high compared to how many have caused them while drunk?
Seriously? It's because pot is illegal and booze is legal. If pot were legal, and more people smoked pot, many more accidents would be caused by pot smokers. Not that hard to figure out.
/not anti-weed. I guess I'm in favor of legalization solely because it would reduce enforcement and prison costs.
skyotter
2012-01-04 04:41:46 PM
boat, cucumber, wire
Gergesa
2012-01-04 04:42:22 PM
Because the Chaos God Slaanesh gifts it to his/her champions after a sinful victory against the holy warriors of Terra.
You Must Construct Additional Pylons.
2012-01-04 04:43:01 PM
FriarReb98
:
As I said to a friend today, how many people have caused accidents while high compared to how many have caused them while drunk?
We as a culture have decided that pot is bad and it seems like no amount of reason, logic or lack of Hearsts will undo what was done eighty years ago.
Alcohol is in every household, drank daily. And isn't illegal and is sold in establishments everywhere.
Pot is illegal, in far far less households and isn't done in bars where driving home is needed.
Your statistics lack foundation.
Crewmannumber6
2012-01-04 04:43:58 PM
sheilanagig
:
Just saying. Seriously, if it weren't for his assholery toward women, I'd vote for Ron Paul because he promises to legalize it. Why, Ron Paul? Why do you hate women? I can get behind most of it, but being female, I can't support you.
Are you afraid that he'll make women illegal? Being president doesn't mean you get to do everything your way
cirby
2012-01-04 04:46:09 PM
"But that advantage was small, the researchers said, and might just reflect another finding - that people who'd ever used drugs generally had a higher education level than non-users."
Bingo.
The survey is meaningless unless they took tests of cognitive function of the same people before and after using drugs.
Most of the people I know who are middle-aged drug users are the same folks who started using in college in the late 1970s and early 1980s - so they had the advantage of better education and (usually) more spare cash to buy drugs back then.
papatex
2012-01-04 04:46:46 PM
Bonkthat_Again
:
Eddie Adams from Torrance:
It's a different kind of memory altogether.
It's a different kind of memory.
It's a different kind of memory
some_beer_drinker
2012-01-04 04:46:46 PM
eddyatwork
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Because pot smokers are lazy and unmotivated losers.
oh, yeah, i am lazy. im so lazy, i may not get out of this chair all day.
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