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The only picture of a squirrel getting it on with T-Rex you'll see today. Really
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Bathia_Mapes
2012-01-04 01:47:26 PM
Giving a squirrel PBR? That's animal cruelty!
Because People in power are Stupid
2012-01-04 01:53:02 PM
That's one big squirrel
ArkAngel
2012-01-04 02:16:16 PM
PBR? Damn hipster squirrels
kronicfeld
2012-01-04 03:04:52 PM
Bang its gong?
The_Sponge
2012-01-04 03:28:48 PM
kronicfeld
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Bang its gong?
*Applause*
eddyatwork
2012-01-04 03:29:13 PM
For the love of god, do not do a GIS with safesearch off!
Ghastly
2012-01-04 03:37:03 PM
I know he's young, and in love right now, but this is going to end in pain and tears. T-Rexes simply are incapable of forming long term committed relationships.
One day this squirrel is going to curse his sudden but inevitable betrayal.
Ghastly
2012-01-04 03:53:11 PM
eddyatwork
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For the love of god, do not do a GIS with safesearch off!
A variation of Google Seppuku?
unlikely
2012-01-04 04:17:57 PM
I was expecting a picture of Marc Bolan and Rob Morgan doing something unspeakable...
mainstreet62
2012-01-04 04:19:00 PM
Pollexabator
2012-01-04 04:20:05 PM
"I spent about half an hour getting the squirrel to trust me with seeds then I started putting them onto things."
Sounds like a successful high-school dating strategy.
Jake Havechek
2012-01-04 04:20:49 PM
Street Performer 1: Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
Candace: AHHHHHHH! There are squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
Candace: There's squirrels in my pants!
HaywoodJablonski
2012-01-04 04:24:35 PM
He was fondling miniature T. Rexes before it was cool
I May Be Crazy But...
2012-01-04 04:24:38 PM
That squirrel is nuts.
hammettman
2012-01-04 04:25:02 PM
No squirrel with post-coital smoke?
rocky_howard
2012-01-04 04:25:05 PM
eddyatwork
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For the love of god, do not do a GIS with safesearch off!
a GIs of what exactly?
Cheron
2012-01-04 04:25:42 PM
Ghastly
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T-Rexes
Isn't the plural T-Reges
KrispyKritter
2012-01-04 04:27:19 PM
squirrel i'm just a jeepster for your love
SpaceBison
2012-01-04 04:27:34 PM
What?
Spoon over Marin
2012-01-04 04:33:02 PM
You've got the teeth of a hydra upon you
You're dirty sweet and you're my squirrel.
ToastTheRabbit
2012-01-04 04:34:43 PM
Expectations High - Article disappoints.
Google Image search of "Squirrel Dino porn" yields much better eyebleach worthy results.
white queen - moving on
Rixel
2012-01-04 04:37:28 PM
How hard would it have been to sequence the pictures correctly:
buddy with dino
PBR
get it on with dino
feefifofimmy
2012-01-04 04:42:26 PM
Jake Havechek
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Street Performer 1: Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
Candace: AHHHHHHH! There are squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
Candace: There's squirrels in my pants!
Aren't you kind of old to be watching "Phineas and Ferb?"
Maud Dib
2012-01-04 04:42:29 PM
ArkAngel
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PBR? Damn hipster squirrels
Mark Ratner
2012-01-04 04:42:51 PM
Rixel
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How hard would it have been to sequence the pictures correctly:
buddy with dino
PBR
get it on with dino
PBR
Buddy with dino
Get it on with dino
/ftfy
Rickenbacker
2012-01-04 04:43:03 PM
Spoon over Marin
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You've got the teeth of a hydra upon you
You're dirty sweet and you're my squirrel.
Nice!
SonOfSpam
2012-01-04 04:44:08 PM
rocky_howard
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eddyatwork: For the love of god, do not do a GIS with safesearch off!
a GIs of what exactly?
Anything at all.
/rule 34
rocky_howard
2012-01-04 04:44:55 PM
feefifofimmy
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Jake Havechek: Street Performer 1: Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
Candace: AHHHHHHH! There are squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
Candace: There's squirrels in my pants!
Aren't you kind of old to be watching "Phineas and Ferb?"
Nobody's too old for Phineas & Ferb...
Jake Havechek
2012-01-04 04:45:16 PM
feefifofimmy
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Jake Havechek: Street Performer 1: Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
Candace: AHHHHHHH! There are squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
Candace: There's squirrels in my pants!
Aren't you kind of old to be watching "Phineas and Ferb?"
My nephew was watching it over Christmas break.
ErgosumDominati
2012-01-04 04:51:00 PM
rocky_howard
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feefifofimmy: Jake Havechek: Street Performer 1: Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
Candace: AHHHHHHH! There are squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
Candace: There's squirrels in my pants!
Aren't you kind of old to be watching "Phineas and Ferb?"
Nobody's too old for Phineas & Ferb...
I got a set of Agent P pajamas for Xmas.
/32 years old
Keizer_Ghidorah
2012-01-04 04:52:30 PM
That's an
Allosaurus
, not a
Tyrannosaurus
. Yhree fingers = not a tyrannosaurid.
Dinodork
2012-01-04 05:02:14 PM
SpaceBison
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What?
[spacebison.com image 604x453]
1... 2... 3 fingers, so that's most obviously an Allosaurus.
Calamormine
2012-01-04 05:03:18 PM
"I'd hit it right in the hubcap diamond star halo" -- Mr. Squirrel.
Spoon over Marin
2012-01-04 05:04:18 PM
ANOTHER inaccurate headline? Shiatfark.
Bacontastesgood
2012-01-04 05:15:36 PM
rocky_howard
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Nobody's too old for Phineas & Ferb...
Seriously. I melted my brain about a year ago by drinking screwdrivers and watching the S.I.M.P. video in every possible language on YouTube. There are a lot of them. It took a while.
jmadisonbiii
2012-01-04 05:33:14 PM
StanTheMan
2012-01-04 05:34:05 PM
Road-Kill Squirrel Remembered As Frantic, Indecisive
StanTheMan
2012-01-04 05:35:36 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah
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That's an Allosaurus, not a Tyrannosaurus. Yhree fingers = not a tyrannosaurid.
Yeah, also, 8" tall and plastic = not a Allosaurus or a tyrannosaurid. Plus, there's the extinct thing.
Hawnkee
2012-01-04 05:41:00 PM
Squirrels are messengers from God.
fresnelmusic
2012-01-04 05:48:48 PM
More proof that Fauxhemians(Hipsters) drink PBR in order to prep themselves for what they will be fooling around with later in the evening.
theropod
2012-01-04 06:14:44 PM
feefifofimmy
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Aren't you kind of old to be watching "Phineas and Ferb?"
Yes. Yes I am.
Begoggle
2012-01-04 06:24:58 PM
Meatzilla
2012-01-04 06:26:37 PM
caution
2012-01-04 06:39:01 PM
/oblig
libranoelrose
2012-01-04 06:40:46 PM
Welcome to the Machine
2012-01-04 07:58:25 PM
Link
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Fool_Marquis
2012-01-04 08:05:04 PM
Three fingered allosaurus. etc.
litmusdragon
2012-01-04 08:21:51 PM
Dinodork
2012-01-04 08:35:44 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah
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That's an Allosaurus, not a Tyrannosaurus. Yhree fingers = not a tyrannosaurid.
All tyrannosaurids have 3 fingers. In Daspletosaurus, Tarbosaurus and Tyrannosaurus they are just a splint of a vestigial metacarpal III, but they're still there.
/preparing a Daspletosaurus now so getting a kick, etc.
Comsamvimes
2012-01-04 09:39:31 PM
But the animal attraction can be explained by mischievous Elliott, who admits planting a seed in the dinosaur's mouth to get his shot.
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