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If you live in Illinois and want to buy drain cleaner, you will now have to show your ID, because "drain cleaners contain acid and acid was used to attack someone three years ago"
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cgraves67
2012-01-04 01:31:05 PM
Nooooo. Now what am I going to splash on the faces of my sinful female relatives?
serpent_sky
2012-01-04 01:31:33 PM
Eventually we'll have to show ID to breathe in this country.
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-04 01:33:25 PM
serpent_sky
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Eventually we'll have to show ID to breathe in this country.
Your papers, please
give me doughnuts
2012-01-04 01:35:26 PM
Citrus fruits contain acids. Why is ID not required to by oranges?
A Fark Handle
2012-01-04 01:36:31 PM
what about the ones that contain lye?
are those still cool? they're totally not an acid.
/of course probably still good for honor attacks.
oldebayer
2012-01-04 01:37:15 PM
Any word on vinegar?
Marcus Aurelius
2012-01-04 01:37:24 PM
Note: there is no acid in drain cleaner.
ecmoRandomNumbers
2012-01-04 01:47:30 PM
Marcus Aurelius
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Note: there is no acid in drain cleaner.
Yeah, I came in for this.
/F*CK SCIENCE!
Uchiha_Cycliste
2012-01-04 02:02:55 PM
I'm unclear on how this is going to stop an attack. These sort of things don't usually go unsolved. What is the point of this law?
Diogenes
2012-01-04 02:07:07 PM
cgraves67
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Nooooo. Now what am I going to splash on the faces of my sinful female relatives?
Axe body spray.
jaylectricity
2012-01-04 02:11:49 PM
First they came for the ephedrine, and I said nothing because I eat my boogers...
Diogenes
2012-01-04 02:15:24 PM
jaylectricity
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First they came for the ephedrine, and I said nothing because I eat my boogers...
I'd like to see some numbers on whether making us sign in blood for cold medicine has had any effect on meth production/usage.
Uchiha_Cycliste
2012-01-04 02:16:06 PM
Diogenes
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jaylectricity: First they came for the ephedrine, and I said nothing because I eat my boogers...
I'd like to see some numbers on whether making us sign in blood for cold medicine has had any effect on meth production/usage.
And if I told you it's gone up?
ArkAngel
2012-01-04 02:17:51 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk
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serpent_sky: Eventually we'll have to show ID to breathe in this country.
Your papers, please
No ticket
Diogenes
2012-01-04 02:19:14 PM
Uchiha_Cycliste
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Diogenes: jaylectricity: First they came for the ephedrine, and I said nothing because I eat my boogers...
I'd like to see some numbers on whether making us sign in blood for cold medicine has had any effect on meth production/usage.
And if I told you it's gone up?
Wouldn't surprise me. I can't imagine meth cookers getting their supply by the box off the shelf.
A Fark Handle
2012-01-04 02:25:17 PM
Diogenes
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jaylectricity: First they came for the ephedrine, and I said nothing because I eat my boogers...
I'd like to see some numbers on whether making us sign in blood for cold medicine has had any effect on meth production/usage.
well going to prescription only has helped. though in 2010, there was a slight bump in meth-deaths in oregon. property crime is also down.
Oregon had 467 meth-lab incidents in 2004, the year before it instituted a prescription-only law for pseudoephedrine. In 2009, the state recorded 12 meth-lab incidents, according to U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration records. Mississippi adopted similar restrictions last July. Since then, there has been a nearly 70 percent reduction in meth-related cases, said Marshall Fisher, head of the Mississippi Bureau of Narcotics.
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Nadie_AZ
2012-01-04 02:29:51 PM
A Fark Handle
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Diogenes: jaylectricity: First they came for the ephedrine, and I said nothing because I eat my boogers...
I'd like to see some numbers on whether making us sign in blood for cold medicine has had any effect on meth production/usage.
well going to prescription only has helped. though in 2010, there was a slight bump in meth-deaths in oregon. property crime is also down.
Oregon had 467 meth-lab incidents in 2004, the year before it instituted a prescription-only law for pseudoephedrine. In 2009, the state recorded 12 meth-lab incidents, according to U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration records. Mississippi adopted similar restrictions last July. Since then, there has been a nearly 70 percent reduction in meth-related cases, said Marshall Fisher, head of the Mississippi Bureau of Narcotics. (new window)
Maybe these states are simply importing more meth from Mexico.
give me doughnuts
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Citrus fruits contain acids. Why is ID not required to by oranges?
We used to take the orange peels and pinch them to squirt the acid in each others' faces when we were kids. I don't recall being arrested or ID'd when we'd pick them from the tree.
I am tired of these stupid ass laws. Quit assuming (government) we are afraid of every damn thing out there.
Diogenes
2012-01-04 02:31:40 PM
A Fark Handle
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Diogenes: jaylectricity: First they came for the ephedrine, and I said nothing because I eat my boogers...
I'd like to see some numbers on whether making us sign in blood for cold medicine has had any effect on meth production/usage.
well going to prescription only has helped. though in 2010, there was a slight bump in meth-deaths in oregon. property crime is also down.
Oregon had 467 meth-lab incidents in 2004, the year before it instituted a prescription-only law for pseudoephedrine. In 2009, the state recorded 12 meth-lab incidents, according to U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration records. Mississippi adopted similar restrictions last July. Since then, there has been a nearly 70 percent reduction in meth-related cases, said Marshall Fisher, head of the Mississippi Bureau of Narcotics. (new window)
Gotta say I'm surprised it was that dramatic. Buying it over the counter/shoplifting seems like an inefficient way to get your supply. I would expect breakins, setting up fronts to buy in bulk, etc. would be more effective. And while I'm glad it seems to be working, I still have a problem with punishing the innocent for the deeds of the guilty.
Nadie_AZ
2012-01-04 02:32:11 PM
To add to my last comment- 112 years ago, the country was going apeshiat over some actress in a play who was carried up stairs by a male actor- suggesting they were going to go to his bedroom, his bed and have sex. Apeshiat over the idea of what would happen at the end of the play when the curtain went down. Apeshiat over the IDEA.
So ... we've not progressed much, have we?
serpent_sky
2012-01-04 02:36:03 PM
Diogenes
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Uchiha_Cycliste: Diogenes: jaylectricity: First they came for the ephedrine, and I said nothing because I eat my boogers...
I'd like to see some numbers on whether making us sign in blood for cold medicine has had any effect on meth production/usage.
And if I told you it's gone up?
Wouldn't surprise me. I can't imagine meth cookers getting their supply by the box off the shelf.
My thought, exactly. It would be cost prohibitive on any sort of scale, seeing how Ny-Quil is $5.99 or so a bottle.
A Fark Handle
2012-01-04 02:42:48 PM
Nadie_AZ
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A Fark Handle: Diogenes: jaylectricity: First they came for the ephedrine, and I said nothing because I eat my boogers...
I'd like to see some numbers on whether making us sign in blood for cold medicine has had any effect on meth production/usage.
well going to prescription only has helped a lot in oregon. though in 2010, there was a slight bump in meth-deaths in oregon. property crime is also down.
Maybe these states are simply importing more meth from Mexico.
this is probably true. that said, though some hippies may disagree, it's not always best to support every "buy local" campaigns. to really combat meth production we would have to track pseudoephedrine shipments globally. because unlike coke, pseudoephedrine is a biatch to make from scratch.
/of course we pretend that all the coke in this country is imported and none is lab produced
//silly dea, wanting to protect its commando squads rather than fight drug production.
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-04 02:58:51 PM
And yet Dihydrogen Monoxide is still available over the counter of every grocery and convenience store.
TEH CHILDREN CAN GET ACCESS TO IT! TEH CHIIIILLLLDDDDRRRREEEENNNN!!!!!
ZAZ
2012-01-04 03:02:13 PM
You can buy drain cleaner over the internet. There's a record if they know where to look.
Diogenes
I've seen stats like
A Fark Handle
posted. The article I read said standard issue meth labs, which accounted for one third of U.S. meth, were down two thirds as a result of the pseudoephedrine rules. I'm inclined to dismiss that as insignificant overall because other sources can make up the difference, or a 20% cut isn't that big a deal anyway.
namegoeshere
2012-01-04 03:03:07 PM
A Fark Handle
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what about the ones that contain lye?
[LYE]
are those still cool? they're totally not an acid.
/of course probably still good for honor attacks.
No and that farking pisses me right the fark off. I make soap, which requires lye, which is now a pain in the ass to get.
Goddammit, I'm going to have to holler out an old stump and burn some wood...
A Fark Handle
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Diogenes: jaylectricity: First they came for the ephedrine, and I said nothing because I eat my boogers...
I'd like to see some numbers on whether making us sign in blood for cold medicine has had any effect on meth production/usage.
well going to prescription only has helped. though in 2010, there was a slight bump in meth-deaths in oregon. property crime is also down.
Oregon had 467 meth-lab incidents in 2004, the year before it instituted a prescription-only law for pseudoephedrine. In 2009, the state recorded 12 meth-lab incidents, according to U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration records. Mississippi adopted similar restrictions last July. Since then, there has been a nearly 70 percent reduction in meth-related cases, said Marshall Fisher, head of the Mississippi Bureau of Narcotics. (new window)
Correlation !=causation and all that. Because also at this time methods of manufacture "improved" to the extent that batches can be mixed up in a single soda bottle. You don't need the big trailer meth labs now. You can drive around in your car and cook it up wherever, whenever.
I_Am_Weasel
2012-01-04 03:05:15 PM
So, at some point, it'll be easier to get a gun than it will be to get Draino.
penthesilea
2012-01-04 03:12:26 PM
This one is even better:
Asda clamps down on killer teaspoons
ID requirement causes a bit of a stir
"because someone had murdered someone with a teaspoon, and therefore ID was now required".
ShawnDoc
2012-01-04 03:21:11 PM
Diogenes
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Uchiha_Cycliste: Diogenes: jaylectricity: First they came for the ephedrine, and I said nothing because I eat my boogers...
I'd like to see some numbers on whether making us sign in blood for cold medicine has had any effect on meth production/usage.
And if I told you it's gone up?
Wouldn't surprise me. I can't imagine meth cookers getting their supply by the box off the shelf.
The bans on decongestants actually led to increased violence and lower prices. Before the bans, meth was largely cooked up by your small time neighborhood meth producer, usually in the home they lived in or an outbuilding. By banning/restricting the sale of the only effective OTC decongestant, they put those producers out of business.
In stepped the Mexican Mafia, who produces it in bulk in Mexico and then distributes it across America via organized crime. Now its cheaper due to the bulk production, and you've got more crime as the funds now go to the violent mafia, instead of your local white trash.
The good side, is there's a lot less meth lab fires for firefighters to deal with.
namatad
2012-01-04 03:22:30 PM
A Fark Handle
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what about the ones that contain lye?
[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]
are those still cool? they're totally not an acid.
/of course probably still good for honor attacks.
I came here to comment on the fact that drain cleaners are ANTI-ACID.
they are so far from being acid, that they explode when you mix them with acid.
try this at home
mix drano and vinegar in a small bowel in your sink. hold your face over it.
/FFS - really? do I need a DONT DO THIS AT HOME WARNING? sarcasm isnt good enough??? sigh
namatad
2012-01-04 03:23:51 PM
ShawnDoc
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The bans on decongestants actually led to increased violence and lower prices. Before the bans, meth was largely cooked up by your small time neighborhood meth producer, usually in the home they lived in or an outbuilding. By banning/restricting the sale of the only effective OTC decongestant, they put those producers out of business.
In stepped the Mexican Mafia, who produces it in bulk in Mexico and then distributes it across America via organized crime. Now its cheaper due to the bulk production, and you've got more crime as the funds now go to the violent mafia, instead of your local white trash.
The good side, is there's a lot less meth lab fires for firefighters to deal with.
meh
doesnt more meth fires = less retarded meth heads?
why do people want to stop darwin ??
/sigh
Walker
2012-01-04 03:26:19 PM
The stupid, it hurts.
As someone in the comments section said:
Hatchet, axe, ice pick, hammer, knife, machete, gasoline and bic lighter, screwdriver, bleach & ammonia, bow/crossbow, sword. Don't have to sign for any of those or show ID if you have cash.
serpent_sky
2012-01-04 03:30:07 PM
penthesilea
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"because someone had murdered someone with a teaspoon, and therefore ID was now required".
I honestly would like to know how someone murdered someone with a teaspoon. I don't condone murder, but I'm almost impressed that someone pulled that off.
namegoeshere
2012-01-04 03:31:06 PM
namatad
:
doesnt more meth fires = less retarded meth heads?
There is a down side to this:
At any given time, one-third of the 25 beds in Dr. Jeffrey Guy's burn unit are occupied by people injured in meth lab accidents.
The hospital will pick up the tab, an estimated $10,000 a day. Staff here can't remember treating a single victim of a meth explosion with insurance.
(new window warning, slightly icky burn pic)
TravisBickle62
2012-01-04 03:50:50 PM
I got a case of drain cleaner in the back of my truck, no questions asked ...
Knara
2012-01-04 03:52:10 PM
Diogenes
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Gotta say I'm surprised it was that dramatic. Buying it over the counter/shoplifting seems like an inefficient way to get your supply. I would expect breakins, setting up fronts to buy in bulk, etc. would be more effective. And while I'm glad it seems to be working, I still have a problem with punishing the innocent for the deeds of the guilty.
All it means is that the small-scale producers are way down and dealers are buying from much larger distributors. Doesn't say anything about the rate of meth use in those states.
Mock26
2012-01-04 03:52:23 PM
"State Sen. Mike Jacobs, D-East Moline, and state Rep. Pat Verschoore, D-Milan, noted some chemicals on the list also can be used to make methamphetamine."
Some paper products can be used to roll joints. We need to have people show ID and sign a log book when purchasing things like pads of paper or toilet paper or paper towels or newspapers! Because if a single person uses a piece of newspaper to roll a joint then EVERYONE IN THE FARKIN STATE WILL DO IT!
LarryDan43
2012-01-04 03:53:01 PM
Uchiha_Cycliste
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Diogenes: jaylectricity: First they came for the ephedrine, and I said nothing because I eat my boogers...
I'd like to see some numbers on whether making us sign in blood for cold medicine has had any effect on meth production/usage.
And if I told you it's gone up?
Well, it is rather addictive, they will soon be requiring convicted meth users to get a prescription for certain cold medicines.
A Fark Handle
2012-01-04 03:54:13 PM
namegoeshere
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Correlation !=causation and all that. Because also at this time methods of manufacture "improved" to the extent that batches can be mixed up in a single soda bottle. You don't need the big trailer meth labs now. You can drive around in your car and cook it up wherever, whenever.
you're going to argue correlation != causation even though states that did not make it prescription-only didn't see the same decline? sure it wasn't a randomized controlled trial, but one state makes pseudoephedrine prescription-only, while other don't. that state sees a sizable drop in all meth-related arrests and injuries, while others don't.
the mobile labs didn't really take off until 2008-09 and logically have lead to an increase in "labs" as they are small scale production often dumped after a single use in visible locations.
(new window)
meanwhile, oregon has pretty much eliminated labs because the basic ingredient is not available.
(new window) having to get a prescription for cold medicine would suck, but it would be effective in preventing much of the meth problem.
Mock26
2012-01-04 03:54:40 PM
A Fark Handle
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what about the ones that contain lye?
[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]
are those still cool? they're totally not an acid.
/of course probably still good for honor attacks.
"The final version applies to items such as industrial-strength clog removers with substantial concentrations of lye or cleaning products containing hydrochloric acid that can clean chimneys, pavements and sidewalks, he said."
8DragonFark
2012-01-04 03:54:47 PM
A Fark Handle
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what about the ones that contain lye?
[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]
are those still cool? they're totally not an acid.
/of course probably still good for honor attacks.
FTFA: The final version applies to items such as industrial-strength clog removers with substantial concentrations of
lye
or cleaning products containing hydrochloric acid that can clean chimneys, pavements and sidewalks
Guess we'll have to go to WI or IN to get some...
BurnShrike
2012-01-04 03:55:17 PM
Walker
:
The stupid, it hurts.
As someone in the comments section said:
Hatchet, axe, ice pick, hammer, knife, machete, gasoline and bic lighter, screwdriver, bleach & ammonia, bow/crossbow, sword. Don't have to sign for any of those or show ID if you have cash.
Not to mention a 2-foot cross.
vudukungfu
2012-01-04 03:55:32 PM
[Post oblig. screencap from dirty harry wherein pimp kills hooker with throatfull of drain-o. ]
nelsonal
2012-01-04 03:55:48 PM
Diogenes
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A Fark Handle: Diogenes: jaylectricity: First they came for the ephedrine, and I said nothing because I eat my boogers...
I'd like to see some numbers on whether making us sign in blood for cold medicine has had any effect on meth production/usage.
well going to prescription only has helped. though in 2010, there was a slight bump in meth-deaths in oregon. property crime is also down.
Oregon had 467 meth-lab incidents in 2004, the year before it instituted a prescription-only law for pseudoephedrine. In 2009, the state recorded 12 meth-lab incidents, according to U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration records. Mississippi adopted similar restrictions last July. Since then, there has been a nearly 70 percent reduction in meth-related cases, said Marshall Fisher, head of the Mississippi Bureau of Narcotics. (new window)
Gotta say I'm surprised it was that dramatic. Buying it over the counter/shoplifting seems like an inefficient way to get your supply. I would expect breakins, setting up fronts to buy in bulk, etc. would be more effective. And while I'm glad it seems to be working, I still have a problem with punishing the innocent for the deeds of the guilty.
Keep in mind the ones who are most likely to get busted are the ones who were most likely to be getting their raw materials retail. I doubt the street price of meth increased following the new regulations, but production shifted to a smaller number of bigger labs (likely in Mexico) which is a net benefit since a larger lab is more likely to be a commercial facility and not waste solevents by leaving them out to polute the environment.
8DragonFark
2012-01-04 03:56:01 PM
Marcus Aurelius
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Note: there is no acid in drain cleaner.
They usually use sodium hydroxide. It's a base.
/themoreyouknow.jpg
vudukungfu
2012-01-04 03:56:51 PM
Also, I'm going to make a killing selling "Illinois is for Pussies" Tee-shirts and Bumper stickers.
buckler
2012-01-04 03:57:23 PM
namatad
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ry this at home
mix drano and vinegar in a small bowel in your sink. hold your face over it.
I'm not sure that's physically possible.
janeuner
2012-01-04 03:57:44 PM
namatad
:
mix drano and vinegar in a small
bowel
in your sink. hold your face over it.
viral youtube vids of 2012
blahpers
2012-01-04 03:57:58 PM
serpent_sky
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penthesilea: "because someone had murdered someone with a teaspoon, and therefore ID was now required".
I honestly would like to know how someone murdered someone with a teaspoon. I don't condone murder, but I'm almost impressed that someone pulled that off.
Probably cut his heart out.
steklo
2012-01-04 03:58:19 PM
did someone say acid?!
doubled99
2012-01-04 03:58:36 PM
If it saves even
one
life...
imprimere
2012-01-04 03:59:37 PM
Great, now the elderly and minorities will all have clogged drains! Won't someone
think of the elderly and minorities
???
/also, this is downright stupid
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