Yeah!

Listening to her press conference is physically sickening. She's just so goddamn crazy.

So no more dumb chicks with huge Boobies in the race :( You disaapoint me republicans

I hope she finally lets those 23 foster kids out of her basement. She doesn't need them to pander to voters anymore.

Oh the Bachmannity!

Sunk by the corndog torpedo.

I don't dip my vote in crazy.

And neither should you.

BudTheSpud: Listening to her press conference is physically sickening. She's just so goddamn crazy.

The combination of her accent and what she says effects me like sea sickness.

Shaggy_C: So no more dumb chicks with huge Boobies in the race :( You disaapoint me republicans

You forget about Newt?

"Dean Scream"

I'm listening to the press conference live... I'm rolling my eyes so much I made myself dizzy

Michele this is just a test, God told you to run and he is testing you stay strong.

but she said she already bought the plane tickets to South Carolina

Am I the only one who thought that was a Poco reference?

and now we get to hear about slurry Santorum for the next news cycle until his inevitable collapse.

Goodbye funny ma'am.

If she'd dropped out on Monday, maybe all nine of her supporters would have switched to Santorum and flipped the caucuses in his favor.

mainstreet62: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

Something happened to Hillary Clinton?

I guess America just isn't ready for a strong, intelligent, conservative woman to be the President of...

... I can't continue without having a brain aneurysm.

Does this mean God didn't really want her to run? Or maybe he really did tell her to run and he has a great sense of humor?

Hopefully she does porn now.

It's the liberal homosexual muslim socialist agenda that prevented her from becoming God's glowing beacon to all humanity and slaughtering all the unbelievers until the seas turn red with their blood. Only then shall she have served out God's loving will embodied by the kindness of our Lord. Praise Jesus, lest the dark skinned heathens beat down our doors and steal our women. He alone stands against the horde, embodied in the soul of Her, that She shall forever be at His side.

Amen.

Good. Now get out of government completely. All of them.

Oh, shiat! I just realized that now she'll be a paid consultant for Fox! Just leave me alone!

Now we have to wait and see if the folks in MN will send her packing after that embarrassing appearance.

I've never had a cbsnews.com link work properly when mobile. Including this one.

For pure crazyeye, you have to give it up to the current Mrs Gingrich. I've never seen her NOT look crazy.

Her... ummm... "speech" sounds like a 5th Grader wrote it. Good riddance.

+1 Socialism.

Apparently we're just not ready for a strong woman to be president.

How can we miss her if she won't go away? This is the longest "goodbye" speech in years.

Marcus is so upset that he is going to go suck on a big black....

...piece of liquorice.

(candy makes him feel better. Why? Whattya think I was gonna say?)

Michelle, I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how farking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?

Tusz: If she'd dropped out on Monday, maybe all nine of her supporters would have switched to Santorum and flipped the caucuses in his favor.

Oh man, that's like one about Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass.

I still think she's hot

Aw man, for a second I really thought there was a U.S. ship called crazyeyes.

dahmers love zombie: Is this conference about her campaign, or about "Obamacare"?


Since her campaign was nothing about her own ideas and a vision for the country, her biatching about things like "Obamacare" was the centerpiece (along with a corn dog stick) of her "campaign."