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ArkAngel

2012-01-04 11:33:44 AM

Should arr acquaintance be forgot in days of aurd rang syne

envirovore

2012-01-04 12:01:41 PM

First thing I thought of. (new window)

Stay classy Montreal.

mistrmind

2012-01-04 12:42:13 PM

Just don't throw the Peking ravioli.

thisisyourbrainonFark

2012-01-04 01:09:30 PM

You could tell the starters' arms were starting to wear out in the fifth. Can't cheat in spring training, kids.

rudemix

2012-01-04 01:09:57 PM

Did any of the Asian guys in the first part of the video not have MLB caliber looking mechanics? Those guys looked like they were paying attention to pitch count and everything. Even the head of lettuce that got thrown looked like it would take someone's head off.

Coelacanth

2012-01-04 01:15:10 PM

Somebody apparently left their Kung Fu in their other pair of pants.

2xhelix

2012-01-04 01:24:50 PM

You go now. You here four hour!

HBK

2012-01-04 01:43:28 PM

I expected more karate.

i_dig_chicks

2012-01-04 01:46:07 PM

When kepping it real goes horribly wong.

LeroyBourne

2012-01-04 02:03:28 PM

I chuckled at the two poor girls cowering in the corner. Then I thought, "oh dear god, NOT THE BAAAR!!!!"

Porous Horace

2012-01-04 02:18:35 PM

Pretty stupid, the guy at the end, on film, throwing plates through the glass door, after his opponents have left.

/wonders how the food is there
//mind you, the restos down there are all pretty much the same

TomServo0

2012-01-04 02:20:06 PM

Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery!

BumpInTheNight

2012-01-04 02:25:49 PM

/was hoping it was one of the topless restaurants I keep hearing about.

White Rhino

2012-01-04 02:27:01 PM

So glad I no longer live in that French shiat hole...

discgolfguru

2012-01-04 02:41:07 PM

2xhelix: You go now. You here four hour!

You eat whole buffet!

Pinner

2012-01-04 03:10:28 PM

Maybe someone play joke...

howdyyall9999

2012-01-04 03:39:53 PM

those cats were fast as lightning

almandot

2012-01-04 03:50:30 PM

LeroyBourne: I chuckled at the two poor girls cowering in the corner. Then I thought, "oh dear god, NOT THE BAAAR!!!!"

someone finally clocked one of them with something at the end it looks like.

weave

2012-01-04 03:58:18 PM

I love me some PVP

GungFu

2012-01-04 04:01:44 PM

Wha do y'all mean you don't serve no soulfood?!

GungFu

2012-01-04 04:04:52 PM

envirovore: First thing I thought of. (new window)

Stay classy Montreal.

I was thinking...

www.popscreen.com

You can take someone's eye out with that flying egg roll.

nin3064

2012-01-04 04:07:28 PM

Short Round: "Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love. We've got company."

Kanemano

2012-01-04 04:28:23 PM

Definitely Canadian, i think that one guy actually asked permission before the hit the other guy with the chair.

Ed Finnerty

2012-01-04 05:08:46 PM

I'll bet they didn't leave a tip either.

UncleStumpy

2012-01-04 05:36:57 PM

White Rhino: So glad I no longer live in that French shiat hole...

Wow, not too often you hear Montreal being called a shiathole.

You sound Albertan, or american.

some_beer_drinker

2012-01-04 05:56:38 PM

my kung fu, let me show it to you.

BigRightRear

2012-01-04 06:28:55 PM

Just Like Their Southern Neighbors, Canadians Also Engage In Wild, Videotaped Restaurant Melees

Fixed the Smoking gun's headlie

vudukungfu

2012-01-04 07:01:05 PM

Porous Horace: /wonders how the food is there

The food is great.
I've eaten there.
Beware the attractive and successful Canadian-Americans, though.
They want mo' skrimps.

notoneword

2012-01-04 07:59:08 PM

WOW, there are some Facebookers unloading some very classy racist comments on that page.. yeesh

Lando Lincoln

2012-01-04 09:09:41 PM

But, nobody was kung-fu fighting.
Nobody was quick as lightning.

skylabdown

2012-01-04 10:10:04 PM

I'm shocked to see black people behave like that. I totally expect it from chinese people though. They are always running around destroying their own restaurants.

Porous Horace

2012-01-04 10:15:29 PM

vudukungfu: Porous Horace: /wonders how the food is there

The food is great.
I've eaten there.
Beware the attractive and successful Canadian-Americans, though.
They want mo' skrimps.

Groovy, I'll try it, thanks.
Should be nice there since I imagine they've done/had to do some renovations recently.
I don't have a preferred resto in Chinatown. Maybe VIP, I dunno.

outtatowner

2012-01-05 09:06:56 AM

Oh Quebec, the Florida of Canada.....

coldones

2012-01-06 07:42:26 PM

None of them had the glow.

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