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Dunkin' Donuts to double locations, waistlines in US
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RexTalionis
2012-01-04 11:11:37 AM
I just can't quit the chicken salad croissant sandwich.
Grand_Moff_Joseph
2012-01-04 11:22:00 AM
This is good news, but I'd be much happier if there were more locations of Round Rock Donuts.
steklo
2012-01-04 11:24:15 AM
I bet the police are happy about this. Double the donuts!
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-04 11:25:03 AM
They should open more Punkin Donuts.
enry
2012-01-04 11:25:31 AM
DD Decaf is vile.
/good bagels though
offacue
2012-01-04 11:26:11 AM
Ask Krispy Kreme now that worked out for them.
Jerkwater
2012-01-04 11:26:57 AM
So every building in Boston is going to have one on the second floor as well?
offacue
2012-01-04 11:27:08 AM
Ask Krispy Kreme *
how
* that worked out for them.
FTFM
Jake Havechek
2012-01-04 11:27:24 AM
Classic Fred commercial
(new window)
WTFdoesitmatter
2012-01-04 11:28:14 AM
I have no clue why this place is so popular. Their coffee is the best thing on the menu. The donuts are generally terrible and usually half-stale, and at every single Dunkin Donuts I have ever been to, the service is pathetic.
Big Man On Campus
2012-01-04 11:28:31 AM
LOL, this one was predictable.
1) In the beginning, there was Dunkin Donuts and McDonalds, and it was good. 2) Alas, for many years, thee economy does well yea verily, 3) People are willing pay more for morning coffee and become respecters of persons based on disposable cup logos 4) As prophesied, Starbucks explodes, now requiring 10 heads of cattle per drink of morning nectar 5) And lo, the economy tanks. 6) as commanded by almighty dollar, starbucks changes menu, offering items for only 5 head of cattle. 7) it is now that Dunkin Donuts returns in might and glory.
Jake Havechek
2012-01-04 11:30:18 AM
The only problem I have with Dunkin' Donuts is the foreigners behind the counter who can't understand 2 damn words of English.
steklo
2012-01-04 11:32:37 AM
steklo
2012-01-04 11:33:29 AM
time to make the donuts...
AFKobel
2012-01-04 11:34:06 AM
My favorite new developing trend at the Dunkin Donuts near me is "Here's the stuff you ordered, now I'm going to walk away and disappear without giving you your change and just 'assume' its a tip because I don't think you'll stay parked in the drive thru lane waiting for sixty three cents."
steklo
2012-01-04 11:34:12 AM
smallerGov
2012-01-04 11:34:37 AM
offacue
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Ask Krispy Kreme now that worked out for them.
So true...
I own a donut shop and run a tight labor cost. These corporate giants run enormous staffs and we sell the same price donuts... plus the operating cost have to be double mine if not triple... I don't see how expanding is profitable. Yes they sell machine made donuts to the dumb masses at a higher quantity than I, but man that is a lot of .80 donuts...
KK did it not to long ago and almost went under..(would not have been a loss) DD is doing it now in the south and will never survive. KK is starting to do it to answer DD and they will get burned too. you can only staturate a market with so many donut shops before you realize that double stores double profits...
steklo
2012-01-04 11:35:14 AM
Ah, chicks, with donuts...
steklo
2012-01-04 11:36:08 AM
moops
2012-01-04 11:36:24 AM
There is only one good doughnut chain
FreakinB
2012-01-04 11:37:35 AM
We've always had a couple per town here, and even so I've seen a couple of new ones go up recently. There are at least 10 within a 10-minute drive of my house. I don't think we need much more.
CSB-ish side note: I went to Berlin a few years ago and there were Dunkins all over the place. I haven't been to too many other places in Europe, but I'm not sure that I saw even one anywhere else. Weird.
steklo
2012-01-04 11:38:42 AM
I would like to fill her hole...
with one of these...
bungle_jr
2012-01-04 11:39:18 AM
this is part of the "tough" competition i just heard about this morning that is a driving factor in the raising of prices announced at starbucks
The_Great_Hambino
2012-01-04 11:40:23 AM
offacue
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Ask Krispy Kreme *how* that worked out for them.
FTFM
Came here to say ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
/Well, not the FTFM part
Doc Daneeka
2012-01-04 11:40:53 AM
offacue
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Ask Krispy Kreme now that worked out for them.
Well, that's because Krispy Kreme is disgusting. Once they expanded out of the South and into regions where people actually have a sense of taste, it's no wonder they crashed and burned.
As for Dunkin Donuts, it's pretty mediocre all around. As far as big doughnut chains go, I prefer Tim Hortons. Their doughnuts are also mediocre, but I their coffee is much better than Dunkin's.
Jerkwater
2012-01-04 11:43:21 AM
FreakinB
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We've always had a couple per town here, and even so I've seen a couple of new ones go up recently. There are at least 10 within a 10-minute drive of my house. I don't think we need much more.
I just checked their site, and there are six (SIX!) within 2 miles of my house, and I live in a small-ish town (and all six are jammed every morning). I don't think they are expanding much in the northeast. The article mentioned new supply chains, so I assume they will be entering new markets, or beefing up in markets where they have a lesser presence.
moops
2012-01-04 11:46:19 AM
More Voodoo Donut goodness:
Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired
2012-01-04 11:49:34 AM
I just had a Dunkachino, steak egg and cheese w/ bacon on an onion bagel this morning so I'm getting a kick outta these replies...
mc_madness
2012-01-04 11:49:46 AM
Doc Daneeka
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offacue: Ask Krispy Kreme now that worked out for them.
Well, that's because Krispy Kreme is disgusting. Once they expanded out of the South and into regions where people actually have a sense of taste, it's no wonder they crashed and burned.
As for Dunkin Donuts, it's pretty mediocre all around. As far as big doughnut chains go, I prefer Tim Hortons. Their doughnuts are also mediocre, but I their coffee is much better than Dunkin's.
Bullshiat. Dunkin Donuts coffee is better than Hortons Canadian swill...
moops
2012-01-04 11:49:53 AM
Stupid 403
More VooDoo Donut goodness:
madcan34
2012-01-04 11:52:44 AM
So everyone ridiculed Starbucks with their 'location on every corner' business model and applauds Dunkin' Donuts.
double standards are double
madcan34
2012-01-04 11:54:32 AM
oh and for the record Dunkin' Donuts sucks - all of it - coffee, pastries, service - the whole nine yards.
bungle_jr
2012-01-04 11:56:02 AM
madcan34
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So everyone ridiculed Starbucks with their 'location on every corner' business model and applauds Dunkin' Donuts.
double standards are double
no.
this thread is full of people who are facepalming at the idea of dd's expansion.
hmmm...dd's...expansion...boobs...
bungle_jr
2012-01-04 11:57:54 AM
madcan34
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oh and for the record Dunkin' Donuts sucks - all of it - coffee, pastries, service - the whole nine yards.
i pass a dd quite often. i rarely buy donuts anyway, but there are PLENTY of asian owned/operated donut shops around that make far better donuts, with quick, friendly, non-uppity service in simple non-froofroo stores...i have to pass by at least 3 of them to get to dd
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-04 12:02:46 PM
Doc Daneeka
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offacue: Ask Krispy Kreme now that worked out for them.
Well, that's because Krispy Kreme is disgusting. Once they expanded out of the South and into regions where people actually have a sense of taste, it's no wonder they crashed and burned.
I don't think people who call velveeta and ketchup on a saltine "the greatest pizza in the world" can lecture others about their taste in junk food.
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-04 12:03:48 PM
DD is fine for what it is, though I much prefer a Chik-fil-a breakfast.
steklo
2012-01-04 12:03:48 PM
steklo
2012-01-04 12:04:38 PM
hogans
2012-01-04 12:04:52 PM
I live in a town with three Dunkin Donuts for our 8,000 people, and another ten stores within ten miles (not counting the vending in gas stations), so I'm getting a kick out of this.
steklo
2012-01-04 12:05:57 PM
steklo
2012-01-04 12:07:07 PM
Bin_jammin
2012-01-04 12:07:51 PM
Gotta hope the expansion is westerly... can't throw a rock in new england without hitting two churches and three dunkins...
steklo
2012-01-04 12:08:18 PM
Jake Havechek
2012-01-04 12:08:39 PM
bungle_jr
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madcan34: oh and for the record Dunkin' Donuts sucks - all of it - coffee, pastries, service - the whole nine yards.
i pass a dd quite often. i rarely buy donuts anyway, but there are PLENTY of asian owned/operated donut shops around that make far better donuts, with quick, friendly, non-uppity service in simple non-froofroo stores...i have to pass by at least 3 of them to get to dd
Asians are short. They are able to work close to the doughnuts. Westerners are tall and gangly and make sloppy doughnuts.
bungle_jr
2012-01-04 12:14:22 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
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DD is fine for what it is, though I much prefer a Chik-fil-a breakfast.
this times a bunch!
i just recently discovered the glory that is the chicken egg & cheese multigrain bagel sandwich...i had 2 the same week because they were so good! i'd already known how good the regular chicken biscuit and sausage biscuit are.
Gunny Highway
2012-01-04 12:19:44 PM
I really dont think you can fit any more into RI.
/worked there for a long time
//ugh
mortimer_ford
2012-01-04 12:26:41 PM
Jake Havechek
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The only problem I have with Dunkin' Donuts is the foreigners behind the counter who can't understand 2 damn words of English.
Not an issue. It's a point job. I like to toss a dart at the chosen doughnut and haggle with the staff that I won it.
girljen
2012-01-04 12:29:31 PM
/yeah, I know, I sound fat...
//good thing the closest dd is 60mi. away
///all images hot
stewbert
2012-01-04 12:33:23 PM
Better not brew that coffee New England style (Brown, weak) if they plan to expand out West. I don't eat many donuts, but my coffee needs to be strong.
mortimer_ford
2012-01-04 12:35:34 PM
girljen
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/yeah, I know, I sound fat...
//good thing the closest dd is 60mi. away
///all images hot
Oh dude, I love Pacman Hoover Yoshi Chipmunk doughnuts!
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