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Teen girl missing since 2010 turns up in Colombia. FARK: She was deported by ICE. DOUBLE FARK: She's a U.S. citizen, black, and speaks no Spanish
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Phoenix_M
2012-01-04 10:34:29 AM
Does the incompetence of the bush administration ever end?
cptjeff
2012-01-04 10:36:24 AM
She gave a fake name when arrested for theft and had no other ID. The name she gave was that of an illegal immigrant who had several warrants out for her arrest.
Yeah, hard to get too pissed about this one.
Also, stupid local news place, they took fingerprints to put them on file with the illegal immigrant's name. Because fingerprints can't confirm an identity (or unconfirm one) if they don't already have a set on file. I've never been arrested, they sure as hell don't have mine. If you were trying to track me down using fingerprints, you'd utterly fail. Stop watching CSI, it rots your brain.
Brandyelf
2012-01-04 10:39:43 AM
Also, she had access to Facebook but couldn't call her grandmother and her grandmother had to track down her Facebook page?
The whole thing smells, and not just the ICE (although them, too)
Petit_Merdeux
2012-01-04 10:40:03 AM
"God just kept leading me," she said. "I wake up in the middle of the night and do whatever God told me to do, and I found her."
It's cool that He helped her, but it was a dick move on His part to hide her in the first place.
cretinbob
2012-01-04 10:41:04 AM
MeinRS6
2012-01-04 10:43:58 AM
Does the US really need this one back? She just another criminal.
It sounds like she enjoyed her free trip out of the country and is now just tired of her lame job.
mitchcumstein1
2012-01-04 10:45:43 AM
So it's like a reverse Columbiana?
dletter
2012-01-04 10:47:04 AM
I think she won the "Best Teen Runaway Attempt" award for 2010.
Shostie
2012-01-04 10:48:46 AM
She gave Houston police a fake name. When police in Houston ran that name, it belonged to a 22-year-old illegal immigrant from Columbia, who had warrants for her arrest.
Whoops.
Petit_Merdeux
2012-01-04 10:49:13 AM
Colombia can keep her and we'll keep Sofia Vergara.
ultraholland
2012-01-04 10:54:25 AM
more proof that Obama hates America
Shostie
2012-01-04 10:56:29 AM
I think the lesson we really need to take away from this is that if you give a fake name to the cops, make sure it's an "American" name.
ZAZ
2012-01-04 10:56:30 AM
Triple Fark: The U.S. government's next attempt to get involved ended up with her in jail in Colombia.
She might as well stay there. Her name and fingerprints are probably linked to the other woman's records in American computers, so every interaction with the government could result in arrest.
I_C_Weener
2012-01-04 10:59:30 AM
So this is how the Obama administration is managing the record numbers of deportation. They are deporting US citizens while letting illegals in.
I told you we needed an electric fence, and a moat, with alligators and remote controlled paintball machine guns playable via the internet for cash.
/I'd balance the budget and stop illegal immigration and entertain the masses.
Joelogon
2012-01-04 10:59:36 AM
Teen girl missing since 2010 turns up in Columbia.
I don't understand the problem. Columbia is a great school. I'm impressed that a 14-year-old deportee was able to earn admission to an Ivy.
cretinbob
2012-01-04 11:04:05 AM
Oh wait, she's brown? Well that's why, duh.
I_C_Weener
2012-01-04 11:04:25 AM
Shostie
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I think the lesson we really need to take away from this is that if you give a fake name to the cops, make sure it's an "American" name.
I am Inigo Montoya.
BurnShrike
2012-01-04 11:07:47 AM
Petit_Merdeux
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"God just kept leading me," she said. "I wake up in the middle of the night and do whatever God told me to do, and I found her."
It's cool that He helped her, but it was a dick move on His part to hide her in the first place.
Gwendolyn
2012-01-04 11:17:40 AM
"ICE takes these allegations very seriously
Are they really allegations at this point?
Flab
2012-01-04 11:29:06 AM
Shostie
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I think the lesson we really need to take away from this is that if you give a fake name to the cops, make sure it's an "American" name.
Like Magua, Pocahontas or Geronimo?
Bennie Crabtree
2012-01-04 11:32:57 AM
Petit_Merdeux
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"God just kept leading me," she said. "I wake up in the middle of the night and do whatever God told me to do, and I found her."
It's cool that He helped her, but it was a dick move on His part to hide her in the first place.
You think the ICE is a god? I know the USA is a theocratic nation, but even Jesus must wince at that kind of deification.
Great_Milenko
2012-01-04 11:33:42 AM
cptjeff
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She gave a fake name when arrested for theft and had no other ID. The name she gave was that of an illegal immigrant who had several warrants out for her arrest.
Yeah, hard to get too pissed about this one.
She was 14 years old, asshole.
Fabric_Man
2012-01-04 11:34:21 AM
Yeah, sounds like something he'd do
socodog
2012-01-04 11:36:43 AM
This totally means we should not enforce our immigration laws ever again anymore.
eiger
2012-01-04 11:36:54 AM
cptjeff
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She gave a fake name when arrested for theft and had no other ID. The name she gave was that of an illegal immigrant who had several warrants out for her arrest.
Yeah, hard to get too pissed about this one.
Did no one ever talk to her? I would assume she has a regular "African-American" accent. Wouldn't that raise any red flags with anyone? Are we just deporting people by the truckload w/o ever talking to them?
The whole thing stinks. (And not just on the ICE side. The girl's story also strikes me as odd.)
VimFuego
2012-01-04 11:37:00 AM
Global Warming + Immigration Problem = How one problem can solve another.
Jebdiahbob
2012-01-04 11:37:25 AM
I_C_Weener
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So this is how the Obama administration is managing the record numbers of deportation. They are deporting US citizens while letting illegals in.
I told you we needed an electric fence, and a moat, with alligators and remote controlled paintball machine guns playable via the internet for cash.
/I'd balance the budget and stop illegal immigration and entertain the masses.
...Already long ago, from when we sold our vote to no man, the People have abdicated our duties; for the People who once upon a time handed out military command, high civil office, legions - everything, now restrains itself and anxiously hopes for just two things: bread and circuses...
madden101
2012-01-04 11:37:45 AM
cretinbob
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Oh wait, she's brown? Well that's why, duh.
Makes you wonder just how much we'd have heard about this had she been white. Pretty sad when the Jon Benets and Natalies and.... other young white girls capture the headlines for months on end while, in this case, grandma has to be the one to find her.
Harry Freakstorm
2012-01-04 11:37:49 AM
Great_Milenko
cptjeff: She gave a fake name when arrested for theft and had no other ID. The name she gave was that of an illegal immigrant who had several warrants out for her arrest.
Yeah, hard to get too pissed about this one.
She was 14 years old, asshole.
I wonder how old the illegal alien whose name she used was.
Eddie Adams from Torrance
2012-01-04 11:38:31 AM
Fargin Iceholes!
Walker
2012-01-04 11:39:18 AM
She gave Houston police a fake name. When police in Houston ran that name, it belonged to a 22-year-old illegal immigrant from Columbia, who had warrants for her arrest.
I see they follow the Homeland Security policy of "names are unique, only one person in the world has that name, and if you have it you are that person". It's why some babies are banned from flying because the computers say they are a 45-year-old middle eastern terrorist.
voodoolady
2012-01-04 11:39:31 AM
cptjeff
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She gave a fake name when arrested for theft and had no other ID. The name she gave was that of an illegal immigrant who had several warrants out for her arrest.
Yeah, hard to get too pissed about this one.
So, by this logic, if undocumented aliens were to just give the names of documented persons, it would solve illegal immigration?
lunchinlewis
2012-01-04 11:39:52 AM
eiger
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Did no one ever talk to her?
Yeah, but no one heard a single word she said.
mekkab
2012-01-04 11:40:13 AM
FTFA:
"ICE takes these allegations very seriously," said ICE Director of Public Affairs Brian Hale. " At the direction of [the Department of Homeland Security], ICE is fully and immediately investigating this matter in order to expeditiously
cover our ass
Another Government Employee
2012-01-04 11:41:41 AM
Came for "Born in East LA" reference. Satisfied.
Bo Giggity
2012-01-04 11:42:05 AM
deserved
majestic
2012-01-04 11:42:23 AM
Jakadrien?
Kar98
2012-01-04 11:42:39 AM
> Colombian government gave her a work card and released her.
Even though she didn't speak the local language, and had no papers.
The US government on the other hand...
But seriously, she could go on facebook, but can't send a message "halp I'z stuck in teh Columbia"?
BigNumber12
2012-01-04 11:42:55 AM
She has spent hours on Facebook trying to find her granddaughter,
Jakadrien
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Sounds foreign to me. Nice work, ICE.
sunbelly
2012-01-04 11:43:09 AM
"ICE officials also noted there have been instances where ICE has seen cases of individuals providing inaccurate information regarding who they are and their immigration status for ulterior motives."
I just can't imagine such deception. And for their own ulterior motives, too. I am utterly thrown.
evildick
2012-01-04 11:43:21 AM
eiger
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Did no one ever talk to her?
No hablo ingles...
Kar98
2012-01-04 11:44:16 AM
And nobody knows how to take a screenshot?
thebigfarker
2012-01-04 11:44:24 AM
I like this.
Our new policy should be to deport everyone who insists on lying repeatedly to the police.
rob.d
2012-01-04 11:44:31 AM
lol. The Columbian gov't gave her a work permit and released her.
Her own gov't gave her a vacay to Columbia on the US tax payers dime.
Yeah, ICE will also pay for the return cost.
KJUW89
2012-01-04 11:44:38 AM
How do you grow up in Texas and not speak at least some Spanish?
LaraAmber
2012-01-04 11:46:04 AM
cptjeff
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She gave a fake name when arrested for theft and had no other ID. The name she gave was that of an illegal immigrant who had several warrants out for her arrest.
Yeah, hard to get too pissed about this one.
Also, stupid local news place, they took fingerprints to put them on file with the illegal immigrant's name. Because fingerprints can't confirm an identity (or unconfirm one) if they don't already have a set on file. I've never been arrested, they sure as hell don't have mine. If you were trying to track me down using fingerprints, you'd utterly fail. Stop watching CSI, it rots your brain.
You really think the only time your fingerprints go on file is when you get arrested? Or are you saying that's the only way yours will go on file?
My fingerprints went on file for the first time sometime in elementary school. They fingerprinted all the kids as part of a push to track down missing children. The last time they went on file was when I got my Conceal Carry Permit. I wouldn't be surprised if I gave them at other times and just forgot. I know I've done my thumbprint multiple times for private enterprises (mainly banks).
They should have at least gone "hey, this is a minor, so likely to lie, let's doublecheck this/involve Child Protective Services".
You Are All Sheep
2012-01-04 11:47:02 AM
Jakadrien? Really? what happens when you dump the scrabble tiles out and you get the blank one?
Mearen
2012-01-04 11:47:38 AM
Misleading headline is misleading.
Runaway/thief uses fake name and is deported.
LOL
BigNumber12
2012-01-04 11:49:36 AM
thebigfarker
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I like this.
Our new policy should be to deport everyone who insists on lying repeatedly to the police.
Given our fine and growing "
Don't Snitch
" Subculture, that's going to be a lot of people.
Snort
2012-01-04 11:49:58 AM
Colombia=Country
Columbia=College
Both are pretty cool.
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