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Old and busted: Catholics molested altar boys and covered it up for centuries. New hotness: Catholics sank the Titanic, orchestrated Holocaust, got America into Vietnam
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mitchcumstein1
2012-01-04 10:50:55 AM
Well...yeah.
Sybarite
2012-01-04 11:13:02 AM
They also did this.
BurnShrike
2012-01-04 11:17:19 AM
Catholics were behind the sinking of the Titanic
It's easy enough to get the wrong idea when you read that the Titanic was sunk by hitting a large ice Mass.
mitchcumstein1
2012-01-04 11:19:55 AM
BurnShrike
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Catholics were behind the sinking of the Titanic
It's easy enough to get the wrong idea when you read that the Titanic was sunk by hitting a large ice Mass.
Oh you poor blind fool. WAKE UP, MAN.
markie_farkie
2012-01-04 11:24:28 AM
You can't imagine the power of prepubescent anal sex.
Tell Me How My Blog Tastes
2012-01-04 11:33:37 AM
As a Catholic, I have to say... I wouldn't rule it out. We have a lot of skillets on the stove.
I_Am_Weasel
2012-01-04 11:35:14 AM
They were also responsible for Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2.
mitchcumstein1
2012-01-04 11:38:13 AM
markie_farkie
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You can't imagine the power of prepubescent anal sex.
Every single response I've typed to this is wrong and disgusting, even for Fark, I'm letting it go, but it's killing me.
Nabb1
2012-01-04 12:10:03 PM
Let that be a lesson to you all: You mess with the bull, you get the horns.
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-04 01:06:38 PM
They turned into the Freemasons?
Lucky LaRue
2012-01-04 01:10:40 PM
I guess this means the end of Santorum's campaign, then.
BKITU
2012-01-04 01:17:07 PM
I won't believe it until there's a Chick Tract confirming all of these accusations.
cgraves67
2012-01-04 01:23:30 PM
Tell Me How My Blog Tastes
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As a Catholic, I have to say... I wouldn't rule it out. We have a lot of skillets on the stove.
We certainly do, but how can I get a piece of the international disaster pie? I'm a Knight!
Lionel Mandrake
2012-01-04 01:27:36 PM
"The Catholics made me look like a cross-dressing linebacker"
stpauler
2012-01-04 01:45:15 PM
So that's what Buffalo Bill has been up to.
/Needs more lotion.
TheShavingofOccam123
2012-01-04 01:45:35 PM
What happened to the kinder, gentler pederast?
All_Farked_Up
2012-01-04 01:45:47 PM
If you consider the centuries of hatred directed at the Jews from the catholic church them being somewhat responsible for the holocaust is very probable
Spoon over Marin
2012-01-04 01:46:02 PM
I'm just going to leave this here and wait for people to tell me I suck.
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Spindle
2012-01-04 01:47:20 PM
Hitler was catholic and he orchestrated the Holocaust, so there's that. JFK was also catholic and he got us involved in Vietname, so there's that.
Regardless, legal documents are not the place for this kind of ranting.
rockradio1
2012-01-04 01:50:29 PM
Talk about Coo-Coo for Cocoa-Puffs
URAPNIS
2012-01-04 01:52:56 PM
All_Farked_Up
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If you consider the centuries of hatred directed at the Jews from the catholic church them being somewhat responsible for the holocaust is very probable
Which is something that I've always found rather odd since Jesus was, you know, Jewish.
kagemaru026
2012-01-04 01:54:28 PM
no, no. that was the Templars.
get you're facts straight.
missed me didn't you?
wolfjc
2012-01-04 01:58:30 PM
Spindle
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Hitler was catholic and he orchestrated the Holocaust, so there's that. JFK was also catholic and he got us involved in Vietname, so there's that.
Regardless, legal documents are not the place for this kind of ranting.
No I think if you check on that it was Eisenhower who got us started in Vietnam.
JFK ramped it up a whole lot.
PaperxTiger
2012-01-04 01:58:49 PM
Since when is Catholics molesting altar boys and covering it up 'old and busted'?
WhoGAS
2012-01-04 01:59:38 PM
kagemaru026
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missed me didn't you?
Who are you?
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All the Catholics have to do is flood the media with outlandish slander and eventually people will get the mindset of "Sure they cover up molesting little boys. Just like they killed the president and replaced him with a robot."
As it is, simply ignoring it means it will be their identifier forever.
Allen. The end.
2012-01-04 01:59:42 PM
Now I'll have "Goodbye Horses" stuck in my head all day...could be worse though...
Magorn
2012-01-04 02:00:59 PM
*me reading the article stopping at the picture*: " Hmm what is it with all the lunatics that seem to be creeping into my profession, how does a crazy-person manage to finish law school and pass the bar?"
Me reading further in TFA:
.S. Bankruptcy Judge Nancy Dreher imposed the fine on Isaacson, 37, of Minneapolis (who was not in court) and Rebekah Nett of Hastings, whose legal careers began when the leader of the religious group they grew up in told them Jesus wanted them to be lawyers.
That man, Avraham Cohen, said Jesus spoke to him. Followers believe his every word, so there was little doubt Isaacson and Nett believed the Lord wanted them to study law.
ah so. got it. thanks.
Ed Willy
2012-01-04 02:03:28 PM
BKITU
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I won't believe it until there's a Chick Tract confirming all of these accusations.
Here you go, several of them
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kid_icarus
2012-01-04 02:06:18 PM
the Aristocrats
Bluemookie
2012-01-04 02:07:35 PM
markie_farkie
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You can't imagine the power of prepubescent anal sex.
I'm trying, dammit! I'm trying!
kagemaru026
2012-01-04 02:11:50 PM
WhoGAS
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kagemaru026: missed me didn't you?
Who are you?
oldnewfag.
Pants full of macaroni!!
2012-01-04 02:12:21 PM
BKITU
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I won't believe it until there's a Chick Tract confirming all of these accusations.
Ah yes, the infamous THRONE OF ROME™!
HopScotchNSoda
2012-01-04 02:16:13 PM
Well, the part about Catholics getting us into Viet Nam is right.
Keizer_Ghidorah
2012-01-04 02:17:33 PM
kagemaru026
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no, no. that was the Templars.
get you're facts straight.
missed me didn't you?
"En taro Adun!"
Britney Spear's Speculum
2012-01-04 02:20:50 PM
WTF am I reading
Zeppelininthesky
2012-01-04 02:20:51 PM
They also killed my pa, burned my ranch, stole my pickup truck, and farked my chickens. Truly evil!
WeenerGord
2012-01-04 02:20:54 PM
mitchcumstein1
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markie_farkie: You can't imagine the power of prepubescent anal sex.
Every single response I've typed to this is wrong and disgusting, even for Fark, I'm letting it go, but it's killing me.
If only you could post them all and enable voting.
Atomic_Cockroach
2012-01-04 02:25:42 PM
You know who else blamed a religious group they didn't like for everything that went wrong...
/just sayin'
BKITU
2012-01-04 02:26:25 PM
Ed Willy
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BKITU: I won't believe it until there's a Chick Tract confirming all of these accusations.
Here you go, several of them (new window)
Thank you! Faceless Jesus has pointed his finger at me... and I am now found in the Literal Book of Life!
Pants full of macaroni!!
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Ah yes, the infamous THRONE OF ROME™!
Some moron was leaving those in the office break room 20 years ago. It didn't go over well with the (devout Catholic) manager.
chuckufarlie
2012-01-04 02:28:28 PM
HopScotchNSoda
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Well, the part about Catholics getting us into Viet Nam is right.
[www.novusordowatch.org image 239x276]
MAAG was established in Vietnam in 1956. Kennedy "knocked it up a notch" and Johnson went full retard.
WeenerGord
2012-01-04 02:29:14 PM
Zeppelininthesky
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They also killed my pa, burned my ranch, stole my pickup truck, and farked my chickens.
Your chickens are sluts, they were asking for it.
Lionel Mandrake
2012-01-04 02:30:25 PM
HopScotchNSoda
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Well, the part about Catholics getting us into Viet Nam is right.
[www.novusordowatch.org image 239x276]
Truman was Catholic?
WeenerGord
2012-01-04 02:30:46 PM
wolfjc
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No I think if you check on that it was Eisenhower who got us started in Vietnam.
JFK
LBJ
ramped it up a whole lot.
FTFY
wambu
2012-01-04 02:34:19 PM
Glad to see someone is finally talking about this.
/so we can tell who the lunatics are
WeenerGord
2012-01-04 02:34:20 PM
FTFA:
Instead of toning down, Isaacson and Nett doubled down. In a filing Friday, Nett said the court was infiltrated by Jesuits out to harm Cohen and his group.
Court got served, papers.
Jewesses be keepin it real, old school.
SDRR
2012-01-04 02:36:58 PM
Catholics killed my dog!
enry
2012-01-04 02:38:56 PM
Ed Willy
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BKITU: I won't believe it until there's a Chick Tract confirming all of these accusations.
Here you go, several of them (new window)
Based off what I'm reading here, I guess Anglicans aren't Christians either.
/you mean I changed my religion for nothing? crap!
mitchcumstein1
2012-01-04 02:41:09 PM
Lionel Mandrake
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HopScotchNSoda: Well, the part about Catholics getting us into Viet Nam is right.
[www.novusordowatch.org image 239x276]
Truman was Catholic?
No, I believe he was Pendergastafarian.
Atomic_Cockroach
2012-01-04 02:41:11 PM
enry
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Ed Willy: BKITU: I won't believe it until there's a Chick Tract confirming all of these accusations.
Here you go, several of them (new window)
Based off what I'm reading here, I guess Anglicans aren't Christians either.
/you mean I changed my religion for nothing? crap!
The basic message of any Chick tract is that anyone whose beliefs don't match Jack Chick's 100% isn't a Christian.
So... yeah, basically.
Knara
2012-01-04 02:41:45 PM
The Greeks molested boys for centuries, too. How come we're not suing them?
/boys are for sex, women are for making babies, that's the Greek way!
//from the Disney version of Heracles, you see
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