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(Washington Post) Interesting China to North Korea: "Don't pee on the electric fence you chuckle heads"   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 27
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2012-01-04 10:28:17 AM
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2012-01-04 11:02:44 AM
For the short-term, government officials in South Korea and the United States don't mind the Chinese approach: They'd all prefer the stability of a lousy North Korean government to the chaos of a failing one.

And that's precisely why things won't be changing any time soon. They're a puppet of more powerful states.
 
2012-01-04 12:58:11 PM
China doesn't want a direct war with their primary trading parter. Yet.
 
2012-01-04 01:06:37 PM
Tr0mBoNe: China doesn't want a direct war with their primary trading parter. Yet.

Well, North Korea is an all around pain in the ass to China. They have a massive illegal immigration problem, and, as you note, it could end up dragging them into a war that they don't want (at least not at this point.) North Korea gains them nothing (except maybe some slave labor), and forces them into commitments that don't gain them much.

To China, North Korea is the loser brother that they have to let sleep on their couch because he's got nowhere else to go.
 
2012-01-04 01:15:50 PM
jake_lex: Tr0mBoNe: China doesn't want a direct war with their primary trading parter. Yet.

Well, North Korea is an all around pain in the ass to China. They have a massive illegal immigration problem, and, as you note, it could end up dragging them into a war that they don't want (at least not at this point.) North Korea gains them nothing (except maybe some slave labor), and forces them into commitments that don't gain them much.

To China, North Korea is the loser brother that they have to let sleep on their couch because he's got nowhere else to go.


Totally. I kinda wish I had an older brother with a million man army and nukes.

I don't think the Koreas will escallate too soon. I think it's more likely India and Pakistan have a 4 day war that sees the first tactical deployment of small scale nuclear weapons in combat. There really is no limit to how little they trust each other. At least America would have real argument to not get involved there. And of course if some unstable NATO country intervenes in Syria, Iran would have cause to shut down the Strait of Hormuz which will immediately remove 20% of oil and goods trade. America would have something to say about that. At least we would get to see a real naval battle with missiles and subs live on TV. There are a lot of defense contractors who would enjoy putting a few real kills on their weapon system websites.

So yeah... Korea is pretty low on my list.
 
2012-01-04 01:21:03 PM
t1.gstatic.com

"So, you whizzed on the electric fence, didn't ya?"

/One of the great R&S episodes.
 
2012-01-04 01:51:36 PM
jake_lex: Tr0mBoNe: China doesn't want a direct war with their primary trading parter. Yet.

Well, North Korea is an all around pain in the ass to China. They have a massive illegal immigration problem, and, as you note, it could end up dragging them into a war that they don't want (at least not at this point.) North Korea gains them nothing (except maybe some slave labor), and forces them into commitments that don't gain them much.

To China, North Korea is the loser brother that they have to let sleep on their couch because he's got nowhere else to go.


must be easy for North Koreans to illegally immigrate to China since they all look the same.
 
2012-01-04 01:53:04 PM
Would peeing on the electric fence really give you a shock just where it would hurt the most? The stream tends to separate into discrete drops, so I really question whether there would be a continuous electric circuit.

/Unwilling to test this theory.
 
2012-01-04 01:53:18 PM
Kim Jong Eun

Wow, the kid's been in power what, a week? And already we're changing the way we spell his name.
 
2012-01-04 01:57:23 PM
Duke of Logreus: Would peeing on the electric fence really give you a shock just where it would hurt the most? The stream tends to separate into discrete drops, so I really question whether there would be a continuous electric circuit.

/Unwilling to test this theory.


No, it really shocks you.

/misspent youth
//also gives you super sexual powers
///hey ladies
 
2012-01-04 01:57:29 PM
As long as no one violates the collection of incurable diseases we'll be OK.
 
2012-01-04 01:58:59 PM
Tr0mBoNe: jake_lex: Tr0mBoNe: China doesn't want a direct war with their primary trading parter. Yet.

Well, North Korea is an all around pain in the ass to China. They have a massive illegal immigration problem, and, as you note, it could end up dragging them into a war that they don't want (at least not at this point.) North Korea gains them nothing (except maybe some slave labor), and forces them into commitments that don't gain them much.

To China, North Korea is the loser brother that they have to let sleep on their couch because he's got nowhere else to go.

Totally. I kinda wish I had an older brother with a million man army and nukes.

I don't think the Koreas will escallate too soon. I think it's more likely India and Pakistan have a 4 day war that sees the first tactical deployment of small scale nuclear weapons in combat. There really is no limit to how little they trust each other. At least America would have real argument to not get involved there. And of course if some unstable NATO country intervenes in Syria, Iran would have cause to shut down the Strait of Hormuz which will immediately remove 20% of oil and goods trade. America would have something to say about that. At least we would get to see a real naval battle with missiles and subs live on TV. There are a lot of defense contractors who would enjoy putting a few real kills on their weapon system websites.

So yeah... Korea is pretty low on my list.


Am I the only one who worries when discussions of "small, tactical" nukes and naval warfare sounds like the soft pitch to a network for a reality TV series?

TV announcer voice: "This week on 'Where Is The War, Carmen Sandiego?' Name the country that used to be home to Hinduism's roots but now is known for the largest glassed crater in the Eastern hemisphere!"
 
2012-01-04 02:17:36 PM
Leo Bloom's Freakout: Am I the only one who worries when discussions of "small, tactical" nukes and naval warfare sounds like the soft pitch to a network for a reality TV series?

TV announcer voice: "This week on 'Where Is The War, Carmen Sandiego?' Name the country that used to be home to Hinduism's roots but now is known for the largest glassed crater in the Eastern hemisphere!"


All you need to do to get the same inspiration as me is read every Tom Clancy novel and take a few wiki trips through the development of jets, rockets, and nukes. Some trips through history shows how often small isolated events can initiate world wide conflict or how states use small regional conflicts to test their might against whoever backs the other side. That's why what's going on in Syria is extra worrysome... I've seen powder kegs in smash brothers more stable than that place right now. At least there's less of a chance of nukes there. Good thing there's an election going on... Don't expect anything dramatic to happen because of America.
 
2012-01-04 02:17:51 PM
When I was little and had no sense
I took a whizz on an electric fence.
It hurt so bad, It shocked my balls.
Then I took a crap in my overalls.
 
2012-01-04 02:28:04 PM
i love how china feels safer having 1.2 million NK troops between them and our less than 30k. i'd bet that if NK were to open up and work with south korea, our footprint would reduce.
 
2012-01-04 02:29:59 PM
Tr0mBoNe: Leo Bloom's Freakout: Am I the only one who worries when discussions of "small, tactical" nukes and naval warfare sounds like the soft pitch to a network for a reality TV series?

TV announcer voice: "This week on 'Where Is The War, Carmen Sandiego?' Name the country that used to be home to Hinduism's roots but now is known for the largest glassed crater in the Eastern hemisphere!"

All you need to do to get the same inspiration as me is read every Tom Clancy novel and take a few wiki trips through the development of jets, rockets, and nukes. Some trips through history shows how often small isolated events can initiate world wide conflict or how states use small regional conflicts to test their might against whoever backs the other side. That's why what's going on in Syria is extra worrysome... I've seen powder kegs in smash brothers more stable than that place right now. At least there's less of a chance of nukes there. Good thing there's an election going on... Don't expect anything dramatic to happen because of America.


Absolutely, and I do not mean to deride your assessment of the area. What worries me at times, and maybe the Carmen Sandiego thing obscured it, but it's the way I hear, in a lot of places, wars and these conflicts discussed in an almost excited anticipatory manner. It's kind of the problem I have with the infotainment news world, these things feel much more like spectacle than the world-impacting historical events they are. I don't know if it's a change in the way we talk about everything or a new sensitivity in reaction to modern media, but looming conflicts don't feel like they have the same gravity.
 
2012-01-04 02:51:09 PM
Leo Bloom's Freakout: Absolutely, and I do not mean to deride your assessment of the area. What worries me at times, and maybe the Carmen Sandiego thing obscured it, but it's the way I hear, in a lot of places, wars and these conflicts discussed in an almost excited anticipatory manner. It's kind of the problem I have with the infotainment news world, these things feel much more like spectacle than the world-impacting historical events they are. I don't know if it's a change in the way we talk about everything or a new sensitivity in reaction to modern media, but looming conflicts don't feel like they have the same gravity.

Information overload is a huge problem now. It used to be that you didn't hear about all the little things... That's a bit of the problem, too... little things can spark large events in really unexpected ways. It's the large over arcing conflicts and history that regions and countries have that produce the big game chaning events. There are actual shots fired in anger just about every year between the two Koreas. Pakistan and India have been modernizing and growning their military for the past 15 years. World War II loomed for 10 years (or more depending on perspective) before 1939.. Korea started almost immediately after WWII, Vietnam was a 25 year conflict.

As for the excited andticipatory manner, it's a mix of realisim and a bit of irony because a lot of people truly think like that. War is good for business and ratings....
 
2012-01-04 02:51:42 PM
They just need to give Fatty Ding Dong some General Tsos and he will be fine.
 
2012-01-04 04:04:28 PM
I must say, "chucklehead" is one of my favorite insults.
 
2012-01-04 04:06:36 PM
While I am at it, why are pictures from North Korea always so grey and lethargic? Has Dear Leader banished the sun or something?
 
2012-01-04 04:15:40 PM
LoneWolf343: While I am at it, why are pictures from North Korea always so grey and lethargic? Has Dear Leader banished the sun or something?

Even the cameras are oppressed and hungry?
 
2012-01-04 07:08:31 PM
Is water head somehow mis-translated?
 
2012-01-04 10:42:42 PM
"It has also built relationships with some of Beijing's neighbors, particularly Vietnam and Burma, threatening Chinese influence."

blog.ivman.com
 
2012-01-04 10:48:10 PM
nekom: For the short-term, government officials in South Korea and the United States don't mind the Chinese approach: They'd all prefer the stability of a lousy North Korean government to the chaos of a failing one.

And that's precisely why things won't be changing any time soon. They're a puppet of more powerful states.


Actually, according to the diplomatic cables that got leaked, China has made it VERY clear to us that they have no problem with a reunified, democratic Korea based out of Seoul. North Korea has become an expensive and painful puppet for China and they'd rather it become someone else's problem.
 
2012-01-05 01:56:00 AM
Tr0mBoNe: Leo Bloom's Freakout: Absolutely, and I do not mean to deride your assessment of the area. What worries me at times, and maybe the Carmen Sandiego thing obscured it, but it's the way I hear, in a lot of places, wars and these conflicts discussed in an almost excited anticipatory manner. It's kind of the problem I have with the infotainment news world, these things feel much more like spectacle than the world-impacting historical events they are. I don't know if it's a change in the way we talk about everything or a new sensitivity in reaction to modern media, but looming conflicts don't feel like they have the same gravity.

Information overload is a huge problem now. It used to be that you didn't hear about all the little things... That's a bit of the problem, too... little things can spark large events in really unexpected ways. It's the large over arcing conflicts and history that regions and countries have that produce the big game chaning events. There are actual shots fired in anger just about every year between the two Koreas. Pakistan and India have been modernizing and growning their military for the past 15 years. World War II loomed for 10 years (or more depending on perspective) before 1939.. Korea started almost immediately after WWII, Vietnam was a 25 year conflict.

As for the excited andticipatory manner, it's a mix of realisim and a bit of irony because a lot of people truly think like that. War is good for business and ratings....


I don't know that it's information overload as much as an "i'm right, and my side will win instantly" mentality coupled with a complete lack of understanding as to what such an armed conflict would actually be like. The same thing happened at the beginning of the civil war, with upper class citizens turning out to watch the early battles like some sort of sporting event.
 
2012-01-05 06:26:10 AM
Also, in the event of a reunified, democratic Korea, there would no longer be 28,000 U.S. troops in the region.

Everybody wins except for the fat kid, so it's just like high school.
 
2012-01-05 07:31:48 AM
When the Korean War first started, in four months, N.K. forces occupied all but a small part of the peninsula as of September 1950. When we got involved, we really opened a can of whup-ass, pushing N.K. forces almost back to the border with China in just two months. Surrender seemed to be inevitable.

North Korea as we know it might not even exist if the White House at the time of the Korean War had allowed the bombing of the bridges over the river between N.K. and China, thus preventing China from resupplying the gooks as well as denying them a safe place to retreat to.
 
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