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Bagelox-99

2012-01-04 11:16:18 AM

Rapmaster2000

2012-01-04 11:16:22 AM

So there's this new term called "wifey" which is like your girlfriend for a long period of time, but who is not actually your wife nor are you engaged. It's what all the cool kids in the hood are saying these days. I think I heard it on NPR or read it in the New Yorker. I know what's really bangin' on da skreets.

IamKaiserSoze!!!

2012-01-04 11:22:07 AM

Gary Busey and Richard Harrow could be twins seperated at birth

jaylectricity

2012-01-04 12:37:57 PM

I haven't watched that episode yet, but I watched the one before it with Tracy Gold and Carnie Wilson. I'm not ashamed to admit that I already like the Wife Swap show, so I was intrigued to see into the lives of people that were popular at one time.

Although it might drive me crazy after a while, Tracy seems really sweet. Like REALLY sweet. Like when she was wandering around the house by herself feeling lonely I wanted to give her a hug. And maybe a little nuzzle under her chin. Maybe I slip my hand up her shirt and caress her nipple. Before you know it, I'm slipping it in. But yeah...really sweet.

Because People in power are Stupid

2012-01-04 01:59:36 PM

I saw this "reality show" because my girlfriend wanted to see it.

Haggard is such a queen. Busey is retarded.

The show was dull (as are all reality shows).

Sapper_Topo

2012-01-04 02:28:35 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: I saw this "reality show" because my girlfriend wanted to see it.

Haggard is such a queen. Busey is retarded.

The show was dull (as are all reality shows).

I got wrapped up in watching it with my wive and I actually thought it wasnt that bad as far as reality shows go. Busey is a Class A certifiable lunatic, and Ted wasnt that intriguing but his wive and kids were.

Wayne 985

2012-01-04 02:30:15 PM

Anyone else reminded of Tobias Funke when they think of Ted Haggard?

Gunny Highway

2012-01-04 02:35:27 PM

Wayne 985: Anyone else reminded of Tobias Funke when they think of Ted Haggard?

I am reminded more of Mr. Show's "What to Think Network"

Whatthefark

2012-01-04 02:36:01 PM

I caught the first part of this last night. Busey isn't as messed up as I thought. He seems to have some trouble expressing himself, but all in all he seems to be a functioning human. One part that bothered me was in the intros, they showed a pic of Busey from Point Break and captioned it as being from Lethal Weapon. Minor annoyance, but still.

Oh, and his fiance is cute and has a rocking body.

/Ted Haggard and his wife were creepy though.

jayhawk88

2012-01-04 02:36:02 PM

Tonight's episode of "Celebrity Wife Swap"...

Lulz. That's all of that article I need to read.

DeaH

2012-01-04 02:39:10 PM

FTA: 'Gayle Haggard, who are you going to be in this story?'

Answer: The Hag

Madison_Smiled

2012-01-04 02:40:13 PM

Sapper_Topo: Because People in power are Stupid: I saw this "reality show" because my girlfriend wanted to see it.

Haggard is such a queen. Busey is retarded.

The show was dull (as are all reality shows).

I got wrapped up in watching it with my wive and I actually thought it wasnt that bad as far as reality shows go. Busey is a Class A certifiable lunatic, and Ted wasnt that intriguing but his wive and kids were.

What you did there?

I see it.

bhcompy

2012-01-04 02:40:46 PM

Anything is worth watching for the Busey. Since it's a family show, they need Jake to be there, too

Nurglitch

2012-01-04 02:59:27 PM

bhcompy: Anything is worth watching for the Busey. Since it's a family show, they need Jake to be there, too

I used to date a guy that looked like Jake Busey.

monoski

2012-01-04 03:05:21 PM

I thought it would be the pairing of Ted and Gary?

PillsHere

2012-01-04 03:18:17 PM

I saw the last few minutes of the one with Carnie and the Growing Pains chick. All I gathered was that Carnie's husband doesn't love her and won't touch her and avoids her at all costs. I felt kind of sorry for her, but I'm not surprised. The other couple seemed to love each other.

I'm kind of sad I'm missed the Gary Busey one. That guy is a trainwreck and entertaining to watch, but it sounds like it disappointed a lot of people so maybe it wasn't worth watching.

Rann Xerox

2012-01-04 03:18:31 PM

"WHO AM I DOING TODAY, GARY BUSEY???"
"YOU'RE DOING A BEARD!!!"
"GOOD!! THEN I'LL KEEP IT UP!!!"

Kammat

2012-01-04 03:22:20 PM

Busey was amusing to watch.

Gayle H.: "Do you go to church at all?"

Gary B: "I *am* a church!"

WhiskeySticks

2012-01-04 03:25:32 PM

Managed to catch both episodes...

Tracy Gold = Solid Gold. I'd hit it.

I figured Busey would have hit it off with Haggard's "special needs" son and ignored the wife. Understandable why the Haggard's other son is angry, his dad's a lying cock sucker.

That coward David Lopan

2012-01-04 03:38:21 PM

Giggity?

Diana

2012-01-04 03:52:22 PM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Gary Busey and Richard Harrow could be twins seperated at birth

Seperated? Is our children learning?

swahnhennessy

2012-01-04 03:56:38 PM

When Busey invites an American Indian to do a ceremony at his him

I laughed.

Bagelox-99

2012-01-04 04:02:22 PM

WhiskeySticks: Tracy Gold = Solid Gold. I'd hit it.

This. She was never a hottie back in the day, but she's MILF on the hoof at 42.
www.lookwhatsheswearing.com

Jake Havechek

2012-01-04 04:03:11 PM

PillsHere: I saw the last few minutes of the one with Carnie and the Growing Pains chick. All I gathered was that Carnie's husband doesn't love her and won't touch her and avoids her at all costs. I felt kind of sorry for her, but I'm not surprised.

Really? Even though Carnie has porked out again, I'd still ride her like a wave.

jaylectricity

2012-01-04 04:07:57 PM

Jake Havechek: PillsHere: I saw the last few minutes of the one with Carnie and the Growing Pains chick. All I gathered was that Carnie's husband doesn't love her and won't touch her and avoids her at all costs. I felt kind of sorry for her, but I'm not surprised.

Really? Even though Carnie has porked out again, I'd still ride her like a wave.

That's gross. She's gross. Can't cook or clean for anything, is always farting in public and laughing...I'm sorry...yuck.

23FPB23

2012-01-04 04:23:56 PM

jaylectricity: That's gross. She's gross. Can't cook or clean for anything, is always farting in public and laughing...I'm sorry...yuck.

I thought she had all manner of surgery to slim down...how do you manage to swell back up like that with half a stomach? Ice cream 24/7?

Orgasmatron138

2012-01-04 04:25:39 PM

Rapmaster2000: So there's this new term called "wifey" which is like your girlfriend for a long period of time, but who is not actually your wife nor are you engaged. It's what all the cool kids in the hood are saying these days. I think I heard it on NPR or read it in the New Yorker. I know what's really bangin' on da skreets.

That's not the wifey I know. Do a google video seach, safe search off, and you'll see the one I'm familliar with.

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER

2012-01-04 04:40:34 PM

What a church, a churchette and two little churchlings may look like:

thebooksmugglers.com

bossuniversalAA

2012-01-04 04:44:05 PM

G.A.R.Yay!

WhiskeySticks

2012-01-04 05:13:05 PM

After seeing Indian Bob burn some sage and beat the drum with Busey, it makes me wonder how much he's milking him for as a spiritual guide.

Sign me up.

Macinfarker

2012-01-04 05:13:12 PM

Well, at least Ted's wife will finally get laid.

PaisleyHunter

2012-01-04 05:18:24 PM

I love it when you guys say "my wife/girlfriend made me watch it". Liars or a bunch of whipped pansies. Just farking admit you watch tv!

tlchwi02

2012-01-04 05:20:02 PM

PaisleyHunter: I love it when you guys say "my wife/girlfriend made me watch it". Liars or a bunch of whipped pansies. Just farking admit you watch tv!

especially this. i caught the last 5 minutes and i didn't turn it off. its pure dreck, but watching a trainwreck of a closeted gay meth addict preacher hypocrit swap wives with a totally insane former actor is something you can't turn away from

mainsail

2012-01-04 05:25:01 PM

Rapmaster2000: So there's this new term called "wifey" which is like your girlfriend for a long period of time, but who is not actually your wife nor are you engaged. It's what all the cool kids in the hood are saying these days. I think I heard it on NPR or read it in the New Yorker. I know what's really bangin' on da skreets.

Huh. Another term, like "fly", brought forward from the 1600s or so...There really isn't anything new...Well, maybe 'crunk'...

fusillade762

2012-01-04 05:32:08 PM

just passing through

2012-01-04 05:59:40 PM

Ok, so I guess I'm out of it. This is apparently a real show? Long live the power of reality tv. I hope they get paid really well for that.

Of course, I'm all for real wife swapping.

Manic_Repressive

2012-01-04 06:49:56 PM

Ahh, Wifey's World. "Wifey" also refers to a young hooker that an old pro has taken under her wing as a sort of protege. Don't ask me how I know this.
And when I picture Ted Haggard's wife, I see a 12" purple dildo.

DrippinBalls

2012-01-04 07:01:39 PM

fusillade762

Rapmaster2000: So there's this new term called "wifey" which is like your girlfriend for a long period of time, but who is not actually your wife nor are you engaged. It's what all the cool kids in the hood are saying these days. I think I heard it on NPR or read it in the New Yorker. I know what's really bangin' on da skreets.

"Wifey", you say?

Great pic! That women has been sprayed with more baby batter than Bree Olson. A true family choice.

/bring the kids..........

Apos

2012-01-04 07:24:10 PM

A Really Inspirational Odd Tour in Busey-speak.

jaylectricity

2012-01-04 10:35:24 PM

Orgasmatron138: Rapmaster2000: So there's this new term called "wifey" which is like your girlfriend for a long period of time, but who is not actually your wife nor are you engaged. It's what all the cool kids in the hood are saying these days. I think I heard it on NPR or read it in the New Yorker. I know what's really bangin' on da skreets.

That's not the wifey I know. Do a google video seach, safe search off, and you'll see the one I'm familliar with.

I tried that and was largely underwhelmed. Which "wifey" are you talking about and would you care to link it? Or you can email me if don't want to link it in this thread.

nakedcritic

2012-01-04 11:40:40 PM

Badgers

2012-01-04 11:57:44 PM

CitizensUnited

2012-01-05 12:21:17 AM

glaad to see Haggard's gay got cured. good for him

TwistedFark

2012-01-05 01:42:40 AM

fusillade762: Rapmaster2000: So there's this new term called "wifey" which is like your girlfriend for a long period of time, but who is not actually your wife nor are you engaged. It's what all the cool kids in the hood are saying these days. I think I heard it on NPR or read it in the New Yorker. I know what's really bangin' on da skreets.

"Wifey", you say?

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Man, do you know how hard it is to find pictures of Wifey where she has either enough clothes on or her face doesn't look like she was ground zero in a pancake batter explosion???

Damn I love that woman.

Ted Haggard's Poop-Stained Replicock

2012-01-05 07:34:47 AM

CitizensUnited: glaad to see Haggard's gay got cured. good for him

Woe is me

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