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Sybarite

2012-01-04 09:45:03 AM

It's hard out here for a dead cow pimp.

8DragonFark

2012-01-04 09:45:43 AM

Old news is old.
Repost of article from a few weeks back?

PirateKing

2012-01-04 09:49:34 AM

If you're having car problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 39 problems but a dead cow pimp ain't one.

TravisBickle62

2012-01-04 09:49:51 AM

they are a little bit primitive over there

bikerbob59

2012-01-04 09:50:13 AM

39 dude!

Mirrorz

2012-01-04 09:50:35 AM

FTA: ...similar to a VIN number in the United States -- the car is simply unwanted.

Guess I better get some cash out of the Automated Teller Machine Machine so I can buy up all the cars that have a 39 in their Vehicle Identification Number Number that these people don't want.

/yes, these people.

MBooda

2012-01-04 09:51:55 AM

I vill not buy this vehicle, eet ees scretched.
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RandomExcess

2012-01-04 09:52:04 AM

sounds like they just hate the name for the number, not the number. Why not just give the number a different name? Thirteen got you freaked out? call it threeteen (although in this case is actually seems to be the number and not the name for the number that freaks people out).

busy chillin'

2012-01-04 09:52:19 AM

39

39

39

ThighsofGlory

2012-01-04 09:52:35 AM

TravisBickle62: they are a little bit primitive over there

If memory serves, persons are allowed to return state-issued plates from certain states if the plates contain the number 666. I recall VA being one, a while ago.

naveline

2012-01-04 09:52:59 AM

TravisBickle62: they are a little bit primitive over there

Hisssss! you racist, they aren't primitive, they are ready for democracy, a secular civil life, and equal rights for women-- at the tip of a sword, by gar!! Also, ban opium!

RandomExcess

2012-01-04 09:53:14 AM

Mirrorz: FTA: ...similar to a VIN number in the United States -- the car is simply unwanted.

Guess I better get some cash out of the Automated Teller Machine Machine so I can buy up all the cars that have a 39 in their Vehicle Identification Number Number that these people don't want.

/yes, these people.

I think you confused PIN number with VIN number.

MAYORBOB

2012-01-04 09:58:49 AM

39 may have unfortunate connection with dead cow pimps for Afghans, but in the rest of the world the number 69 will forever be connected with cunning linguists and guys named Phil Latio.

Amishrabbit

2012-01-04 09:59:28 AM

cult of the mordagow...has a nice ring to it.

indylaw

2012-01-04 10:00:53 AM

I suppose shunning cars that have a number that kinda sounds like 'pimp' is a step up the crazy backward superstition ladder from feeling it necessary to kill your daughter after she is raped because her existence brings stigma upon your entire goatherder clan.

/UPGRAYEDD

jjhinnola

2012-01-04 10:01:18 AM

PirateKing: If you're having car problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 39 problems but a dead cow pimp ain't one.

Nice!

kudayta

2012-01-04 10:02:06 AM

Why the fark aren't we bombing these people from remote controlled planes?!

/oh, right

jso2897

2012-01-04 10:02:18 AM

naveline: TravisBickle62: they are a little bit primitive over there

Hisssss! you racist, they aren't primitive, they are ready for democracy, a secular civil life, and equal rights for women-- at the tip of a sword, by gar!! Also, ban opium!

Aw come off it - if these people were civilized, like we Americans are, they wouldn't believe these foolish superstitions. We certainly don't believe in superstitions here in modern, enlightened America.

mortimer_ford

2012-01-04 10:03:25 AM

Well, we have our 13th floor dilemma. As long as nobody gets stoned about the situation I'm alright with it.

chitlenz

2012-01-04 10:05:52 AM

midwestatheist

2012-01-04 10:06:46 AM

Sybarite: It's hard out here for a dead cow pimp.

lol.. this..

Mirrorz

2012-01-04 10:06:57 AM

RandomExcess: I think you confused PIN number with VIN number.

Read the rest of the sentence before posting next time.

busy chillin'

2012-01-04 10:07:25 AM

jso2897

Aw come off it - if these people were civilized, like we Americans are, they wouldn't believe these foolish superstitions. We certainly don't believe in superstitions here in modern, enlightened America.

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious

HelloMyNameIs

2012-01-04 10:07:35 AM

I always thought the DMV was run by some sinister cult like the Taliban.

Tendancy to over-dew it

2012-01-04 10:08:03 AM

FTFA: Samad added, "I am selling this car soon."

Oh yea? To whom?

tricycleracer

2012-01-04 10:12:36 AM

Le Geno Vert

2012-01-04 10:14:55 AM

Tendancy to over-dew it: FTFA: Samad added, "I am selling this car soon."

Oh yea? To whom?

Some Pashtun mackdaddy live steer pimp that don't hold with no superstitions, yo.

cnocnanrionnag

2012-01-04 10:17:47 AM

Many people from the Cantonese speaking part of China avoid the number '4' as much as possible. Apparently the spoken 4 (pronounced approximately 'say') is a homonym for the word for death (also pronounced 'say').

/redundant explanation of 'homomym' above is duly noted
//some farkers may need it

bizarrecookie

2012-01-04 10:23:02 AM

In Korean, 18 (십발) sounds like the invective 'fark' (씹발). So much so that little kids giggle when they count.

wiregeek

2012-01-04 10:31:54 AM

BEHOLD THE MAJESTY OF RELIGION

/you can't cure stupid
//but shooting all the priests is a good start

TemporarySanity

2012-01-04 10:32:03 AM

Now I've only flown about 15 times in my life, but this Christmas I realized for the first time that planes don't have a row 13.
It kind of surprised me how this wasn't already filed under "Common Knowledge" for me, like "Buildings skip the 13th floor".

blackhonda

2012-01-04 10:32:08 AM

When I ran a part time worker program for a fortune 50, we once assigned an employee in Arkansas an employee number that contained 666. She quit immediately and insisted that we return her application and purge any record of her from our computer. When I talked to her on the phone, she was in an absolute panic over it.

Fireproof

2012-01-04 10:35:08 AM

ThighsofGlory: TravisBickle62: they are a little bit primitive over there

If memory serves, persons are allowed to return state-issued plates from certain states if the plates contain the number 666. I recall VA being one, a while ago.

There was actually a Fark article a few years ago about how NC allows the returning of plates that start with XXX.

wambu

2012-01-04 10:39:33 AM

What if 39 were the new 69?

jso2897

2012-01-04 10:42:00 AM

busy chillin': jso2897

Aw come off it - if these people were civilized, like we Americans are, they wouldn't believe these foolish superstitions. We certainly don't believe in superstitions here in modern, enlightened America.

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious

I think I must be substitious.

Chariset

2012-01-04 10:42:44 AM

In all fairness, that's like three 13s. And that's terrible.

HailRobonia

2012-01-04 10:47:27 AM

The worst is Chinese with their fear of the number 4. C'mon, can you at least wait until double digits to get all superstitious?

noit

2012-01-04 10:47:32 AM

One theory: 39 reportedly translates to morda-gow, which means "dead cow." It is also a slang term for a pimp.

There are so many things in this sentence I want a translator for; one with an etymology background.

"How many dead cows are in the field Omar?"
"Nine?"
"Yes, that's what I said. How many?"
"Pimp."
"That's a lot of dead cows!"

Baz the Spaz

2012-01-04 10:48:58 AM

What kind of a farking backward country is that???

Tatterdemalian

2012-01-04 11:01:46 AM

Baz the Spaz: What kind of a farking backward country is that???

One where accusing someone of being a liar is a greater crime than actually telling a lie. Amazing how one little cultural difference (relative to India and China) can lead to an entire civilization that is so farked up the combined efforts of the rest of the world can't unfark it.

Vlad_the_Inaner

2012-01-04 11:13:00 AM

Got 39 problems but the plate ain't one

DogBlack

2012-01-04 11:33:31 AM

Religious thought is a scourge on humanity. Let go of the magic and all other non-rational thought. Your brain will thank me.

AbsentFriends

2012-01-04 11:37:37 AM

"The participants divided into 40 committees, but committee 39 did not accept this number for themselves, so we decided to remove this number," Safia Sediqi, spokeswoman for loya jirga, told The Hibernia Times. "Now it is 41, but in reality there are 40 committees."

Quick, somebody tell committee #40 that they are actually the 39th.

Hilarity ensues.

darkmayo

2012-01-04 12:21:53 PM

I am having 39 on a kaiser bun with cheese and bacon.

doubled99

2012-01-04 12:45:37 PM

Goddamn! Sounds like the place to get a new car. Sucks that shipping would probably take up all the savings, though.

SPLAMM

2012-01-04 01:26:53 PM

What do they have against the number 7398? Are they ok with 8008135?

Mr Guy

2012-01-04 01:42:37 PM

bizarrecookie: In Korean, 18 (십발) sounds like the invective 'fark' (씹발). So much so that little kids giggle when they count.

Is that like how when we took intro to German in junior high, we counted, eye-nzs, zv-eye, dry, fear, funf, SEX seeban!

Tony_Pepperoni

2012-01-04 02:29:38 PM

/hot

kiehlster

2012-01-04 03:10:02 PM

Tony_Pepperoni: [joonbug.com image 256x256]

/hot

Ha. I actually know a guy who knows the doctor that owns that NY license plate.

HailRobonia

2012-01-04 03:35:01 PM

kiehlster: Tony_Pepperoni: [joonbug.com image 256x256]

/hot

Ha. I actually know a guy who knows the doctor that owns that NY license plate.

Yeah, he was the doctor that removed the gerbil from Richard Gere.

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