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2012-01-04 09:00:37 AM
My facebook page was lit up with posts from the Paulistas last night with posts like "Find it hard to believe Rick anal-spooge is getting 25% after not polling higher than 3% all year... Veeery suspicious"

I know--I was thinking the same thing. "Ron Paul disciples clinging to a conspiracy theory?" Crazy.
 
2012-01-04 09:10:17 AM
BravadoGT: "Find it hard to believe Rick anal-spooge is getting 25% after not polling higher than 3% all year... Veeery suspicious"

NPR was saying this morning that 60% of Republican Iowa Caucus goers are either fundies or born agains. If the paulistas would factor that in it pretty much explains Froth's vote totals. Theoretically he should do better in NH.
 
2012-01-04 09:13:57 AM
Santorum just benefited from the key "Not Romney" demographic at the right time. By next week, it'll probably be Buddy Roemer, or some New Hampshire car salesman.

/Republicans may run out of candidates at some point.
 
2012-01-04 09:15:27 AM
BravadoGT: My facebook page was lit up with posts from the Paulistas last night with posts like "Find it hard to believe Rick anal-spooge is getting 25% after not polling higher than 3% all year... Veeery suspicious"

I know--I was thinking the same thing. "Ron Paul disciples clinging to a conspiracy theory?" Crazy.


Definitely cognitive dissonance. Looking at the volatility overall it's hard to conclude that Santorum's strong showing is the result of something nefarious. He happened to trend up at just the right time. It was his turn.
 
2012-01-04 09:24:37 AM
Snarfangel: Santorum just benefited from the key "Not Romney" demographic at the right time. By next week, it'll probably be Buddy Roemer, or some New Hampshire car salesman.

/Republicans may run out of candidates at some point.


Well, Gingrich peaked twice, so maybe not.
 
2012-01-04 09:31:11 AM
Snarfangel: Santorum just benefited from the key "Not Romney" demographic at the right time. By next week, it'll probably be Buddy Roemer, or some New Hampshire car salesman.

I think it was the highly coveted clown car family endorsement.
 
2012-01-04 09:41:26 AM
Ron Paul supporters are adorable. What must it be like to view the terrifying and wondrous world through their childlike eyes?
 
2012-01-04 09:42:48 AM
BravadoGT: My facebook page was lit up with posts from the Paulistas last night with posts like "Find it hard to believe Rick anal-spooge is getting 25% after not polling higher than 3% all year... Veeery suspicious"

I know--I was thinking the same thing. "Ron Paul disciples clinging to a conspiracy theory?" Crazy.


Throw me in the crazy conspiracy crowd.
 
2012-01-04 09:43:22 AM
I was really surprised by Romney's speech. He was practically sputtering. He sounded extremely frustrated. The subtext was all "Why don't you like me?"
 
2012-01-04 09:44:02 AM
GAT_00: Snarfangel: Santorum just benefited from the key "Not Romney" demographic at the right time. By next week, it'll probably be Buddy Roemer, or some New Hampshire car salesman.

/Republicans may run out of candidates at some point.

Well, Gingrich peaked twice, so maybe not.


Really, Gingrich only peaked once in Iowa... basically, very strange year, almost everyone except Huntsman peaked in Iowa at one point or another....

Link (new window)

Romney basically stayed in the 17-23 range the entire time... but, it went Bachmann, Perry, Cain, Gingrich, Paul, and then finally Santorum basically hit on caucus night.
 
2012-01-04 09:56:22 AM
thismomentinblackhistory: Ron Paul supporters are adorable. What must it be like to view the terrifying and wondrous world through their childlike eyes?

As a liberal on many issues I don't get all the hate from the left for Paul supporters in the face of the other republican options. You got in them an ally on some issues where the mainstream republicans are basically pieces of shiat on every.single.issue.

Now some people would like to respond to that yeah but ron paul's ideas are so crazy and dangerous and I say why do you act like he will just be able to move his undiluted agenda without any push back or compromise when no president has ever had that luxury?
 
2012-01-04 09:58:19 AM
Diogenes: I was really surprised by Romney's speech. He was practically sputtering. He sounded extremely frustrated. The subtext was all "Why don't you like me?"

Between that and the Gingrich speech which sounded more like he was running a "Anti-Romney" campaign more than a "pro-Gingrich" campaign... it should be very interesting between now and Super Tuesday:

NH... Should be an easy win for Romney.. IMO, if Romney doesn't get more than a double digit spread between him and 2nd place, that will be seen as a "loss".
SC.... No recent polls from there, I would expect Santorum to be way up over the last polls there. Gingrich was leading here, but, I'd expect him to be down... if Romney somehow wins here, it is basically over... if GIngrich wins, he gets wind back behind him... if Santorum wins, he'll have major momentum to Florida.
FL.... A very mixed state... hard to say what will happen there without some polls coming in. Santorum would be strong if he wins SC.
NV.... Ron Paul always does well here... if Paul can stay relevant through the next 3, he might be able to sneak a win in NV.
CO/MN/MS.... Will Bachmann still be around by then? Seems doubtful, but, she'll be able to endorse someone for MN by then... Missouri & Colorado seem like they'd lean towards Romney.
Maine.... Seems like a Romney state.
AZ/MI.... Also feel like Romney states.
Super Tuesday.... This being predominantly southern states, you'd think Santorum would be able to make a big play here if he is the primary "Anti-Romney" candidate still at that time. But, if Romney can win most everything in Feb, it might give enough momentum to eek out wins and basically put it away.
 
2012-01-04 10:37:55 AM
thismomentinblackhistory: Ron Paul supporters are adorable. What must it be like to view the terrifying and wondrous world through their childlike eyes?

It's especially fascinating from so many children in college...who want to elect Ron Paul while going to college on student loans subsidized by my tax dollars. I appreciate they don't want me to subsidize their education but I wonder why they don't, you know, put their money where their mouths are.

Oh wait, he would favor legalizing pot. Right. Because THAT will pass any Congress in American history.

No, no. He'd set up a truly free economy. Right. Corporations -- who are people too -- really wants that.

Growing up is hard to do.
 
2012-01-04 10:48:37 AM
BravadoGT: My facebook page was lit up with posts from the Paulistas

some Paultards I know were siced to be featured in this article. I love the accompanying photo.
 
2012-01-04 10:57:00 AM
Headso: thismomentinblackhistory: Ron Paul supporters are adorable. What must it be like to view the terrifying and wondrous world through their childlike eyes?

As a liberal on many issues I don't get all the hate from the left for Paul supporters in the face of the other republican options. You got in them an ally on some issues where the mainstream republicans are basically pieces of shiat on every.single.issue.

Now some people would like to respond to that yeah but ron paul's ideas are so crazy and dangerous and I say why do you act like he will just be able to move his undiluted agenda without any push back or compromise when no president has ever had that luxury?




Because Ron Paul supporters try to paint him as something different than a typical mainstream Republican. Just because Ron Paul might have 2 or 3 good points to him is no reason to ignore the other shiat he spews. Frankly I don't understand why any liberal or independent can look at the body of work of Ron Paul and think he would be a great president in the first place.

First, he is as anti-homosexual, anti-minority, anti-immigrant as the rest of the mainstream Republicans. He just hides his hatred behind state rights and freedom of business. He thinks people should be denied service or jobs based on their sexuality or what race they are. This is only one point against him, there are easily dozens more countered only by a couple points on his foreign policy.

I also love how Ron Paul fans like to tell me his crazy ideas will never go through congress, but all of his somewhat good ones will.
 
2012-01-04 10:57:39 AM
Maybe now he has time to go hang out with his White Supremacist friends.
 
2012-01-04 11:01:21 AM
Headso: As a liberal on many issues I don't get all the hate from the left for Paul supporters in the face of the other republican options. You got in them an ally on some issues where the mainstream republicans are basically pieces of shiat on every.single.issue.

The only thing he seems reasonable on is foreign policy. I don't understand why people who are anti-interventionist and also for gay marriage, abortion, etc. don't just support a far left candidate. Why do people who call themselves "libertarian" always lean so far right?
 
2012-01-04 11:06:13 AM
Bunnyhat: Frankly I don't understand why any liberal or independent can look at the body of work of Ron Paul and think he would be a great president in the first place.

me either, but compared to the other crop of republicans this year he is not worthy of the disproportionate level of "he's crazy" that he gets IMO. This year Ron Paul is a fat ugly chick standing next to a bunch of even fatter even uglier chicks.

Bunnyhat: First, he is as anti-homosexual, anti-minority, anti-immigrant as the rest of the mainstream Republicans. He just hides his hatred behind state rights and freedom of business. He thinks people should be denied service or jobs based on their sexuality or what race they are. This is only one point against him, there are easily dozens more countered only by a couple points on his foreign policy.

And the mainstream republican candidates are the same thing + they are jesus freaks + they are chickenhawks + they are drug warriors.
 
2012-01-04 11:06:56 AM
How many "Ron Paul came in third" threads are we gonna do today?
 
2012-01-04 11:09:34 AM
Rev. Skarekroe: How many "Ron Paul came in third" threads are we gonna do today?

My guess is "more."
 
2012-01-04 11:09:40 AM
sweetmelissa31: Why do people who call themselves "libertarian" always lean so far right?

Because they hate the idea of social services for the needy and progressive taxes, where as a liberal we usually strongly support those things.
 
2012-01-04 11:14:28 AM
Headso: Because they hate the idea of social services for the needy and progressive taxes, where as a liberal we usually strongly support those things.

I just don't understand why paying lower taxes trumps personal freedom. Although I guess most of his supporters are straight white men whose personal freedoms aren't at risk and generally don't understand economics.
 
2012-01-04 11:26:42 AM
netizencain: Maybe now he has time to go hang out with his White Supremacist friends.

Stormfront is disappointed he's not more racist.
 
2012-01-04 12:08:08 PM
The only reason RON PAUL didn't win is because the liberal media paints him as being a racist loon when in fact he's actually more liberal than Obama.
 
2012-01-04 12:13:39 PM
eddyatwork: The only reason RON PAUL didn't win is because the liberal media Ron Paul Survival Report paints him as being a racist loon when in fact he's actually more liberal than Obama.

FTFY
 
2012-01-04 12:13:51 PM
sweetmelissa31: Headso: As a liberal on many issues I don't get all the hate from the left for Paul supporters in the face of the other republican options. You got in them an ally on some issues where the mainstream republicans are basically pieces of shiat on every.single.issue.

The only thing he seems reasonable on is foreign policy. I don't understand why people who are anti-interventionist and also for gay marriage, abortion, etc. don't just support a far left candidate. Why do people who call themselves "libertarian" always lean so far right?


The left took some serious sucker-punches in this country. It's rebuilding.
 
2012-01-04 12:14:32 PM
GAT_00: Snarfangel: Santorum just benefited from the key "Not Romney" demographic at the right time. By next week, it'll probably be Buddy Roemer, or some New Hampshire car salesman.

/Republicans may run out of candidates at some point.

Well, Gingrich peaked twice, so maybe not.


Callista's his third wife.
 
2012-01-04 12:16:11 PM
What is right is not always popular
 
2012-01-04 12:21:26 PM
The real shameful thing was the military supporter who spoke in full uniform on the stage after being introduced by Ron Paul. If that guy's active military he's violated military rules by appearing in uniform at the partisan political rally.
 
2012-01-04 12:22:17 PM
Ron Paul supporter here.

Honestly I fail to see what's to be disappointed with Ron Paul's results. Technically the caucus was just a straw poll. Delegates are chosen afterward, and Ron's supporters made a point to stay afterward to volunteer as delegates. From what I have seen thus far, Ron Paul will get one less delegate than Mitt, so there is not much to be disappointed regarding Ron's campaign in Iowa. Mitt was the establishment candidate, it is expected his campaign would be massively bankrolled from both inside and out of the party. Ron had to campaign there more. Ron is making inroads in the party, and these inroads won't go away. Not many Ron Paul supporters will be voting for Mitt, or Obama.

/no, the caucus was not a conspiracy
 
2012-01-04 12:24:45 PM
Headso: BravadoGT: "Find it hard to believe Rick anal-spooge is getting 25% after not polling higher than 3% all year... Veeery suspicious"

NPR was saying this morning that 60% of Republican Iowa Caucus goers are either fundies or born agains. If the paulistas would factor that in it pretty much explains Froth's vote totals. Theoretically he should do better in NH.


Paul will get 10-20% depending on the state. It doesn't matter if there are 10 candidates or 2 he always pulls the same numbers from the same crazies.
 
2012-01-04 12:28:14 PM
Paul, Romney, and Frothy all get the same amount of delegates. A big ol' 7. Effectively making Iowa useless in the scheme of the nomination process.
 
2012-01-04 12:29:44 PM
Shaggy_C: What is right is not always popular

What is not popular isn't always right.
 
2012-01-04 12:30:59 PM
I like that the main negative focus for Ron Paul seems to be his racist newsletters and not the horridly outdated and disproven economic ideals that would collapse the world economy.

Racism sucks, but lacking basic understanding of modern economics is a little bit worse, at least to me.
 
2012-01-04 12:31:22 PM
 
2012-01-04 12:31:58 PM
juniperwasting: Paul, Romney, and Frothy all get the same amount of delegates. A big ol' 7. Effectively making Iowa useless in the scheme of the nomination process.

I don't know about that. It looks like it knocked the two derpiest candidates out of the running - that's gotta be worth something.
 
2012-01-04 12:33:04 PM
Edsel: juniperwasting: Paul, Romney, and Frothy all get the same amount of delegates. A big ol' 7. Effectively making Iowa useless in the scheme of the nomination process.

I don't know about that. It looks like it knocked the two derpiest candidates out of the running - that's gotta be worth something.


Although I'm not sure if that's a statement on the ol' "Ron Paul's winning something, so it must be irrelevant" school of thought.
 
2012-01-04 12:33:18 PM
I don't support Ron Paul's candidacy, but Iowa is not where is going to poll well at all, and a close 3rd put him in a really good position. Candidate Santorum isn't going to make any headway outside of the Midwest and South. It's likely going to be a fight between Paul and Romney.
 
2012-01-04 12:33:24 PM
Of Santorum's 24% or so, I'd bet 5% of those caucus voters decided to support him when he started name-dropping Palin. If she'd run, she would have cleaned up in Iowa.

/which is a sad statement about Iowa Republicans
 
2012-01-04 12:33:36 PM
Carth: juniperwasting: Paul, Romney, and Frothy all get the same amount of delegates. A big ol' 7. Effectively making Iowa useless in the scheme of the nomination process.

Where did you read that?

"Iowa's delegates to the national convention are not bound by the results of the caucuses. But an Associated Press analysis showed Romney would win 13 and Santorum would win 12, if there were no changes in their support as the campaign wears on.

Twenty-five delegates were at stake in the caucuses. Rep. Ron Paul of Texas came in third in the voting but was shut out of delegates because he didn't win any of Iowa's four congressional districts." (new window)


CNN shows 7 for the top three, 2 for the Grinch, and 2 for Gov. Good Hair. (new window)
 
2012-01-04 12:34:13 PM
Headso: thismomentinblackhistory: Ron Paul supporters are adorable. What must it be like to view the terrifying and wondrous world through their childlike eyes?

As a liberal on many issues I don't get all the hate from the left for Paul supporters in the face of the other republican options. You got in them an ally on some issues where the mainstream republicans are basically pieces of shiat on every.single.issue.

Now some people would like to respond to that yeah but ron paul's ideas are so crazy and dangerous and I say why do you act like he will just be able to move his undiluted agenda without any push back or compromise when no president has ever had that luxury?


The best the Democrats can do in 2012 is to present themselves as the lesser of two evils. This means they're keen to focus on the crazy in each Republican candidate.

When Obama signed the NDAA, Ron Paul became a much more dangerous potential opponent - on civil liberties Paul would do a lot of damage to Obama in the debates.

Consequently there's a desire on the left to focus more heavily on the negatives with Paul.
 
2012-01-04 12:34:52 PM
juniperwasting: Carth: juniperwasting: Paul, Romney, and Frothy all get the same amount of delegates. A big ol' 7. Effectively making Iowa useless in the scheme of the nomination process.

Where did you read that?

"Iowa's delegates to the national convention are not bound by the results of the caucuses. But an Associated Press analysis showed Romney would win 13 and Santorum would win 12, if there were no changes in their support as the campaign wears on.

Twenty-five delegates were at stake in the caucuses. Rep. Ron Paul of Texas came in third in the voting but was shut out of delegates because he didn't win any of Iowa's four congressional districts." (new window)

CNN shows 7 for the top three, 2 for the Grinch, and 2 for Gov. Good Hair. (new window)


I wonder why AP and CNN disagree. Even the news networks can't figure out Iowa.
 
2012-01-04 12:34:59 PM
Deftoons: Mitt was the establishment candidate, it is expected his campaign would be massively bankrolled from both inside and out of the party. Ron had to campaign there more.

Romney didn't even campaign in Iowa. His team was 5 people.
 
2012-01-04 12:35:36 PM
TheBlackrose: Edsel: juniperwasting: Paul, Romney, and Frothy all get the same amount of delegates. A big ol' 7. Effectively making Iowa useless in the scheme of the nomination process.

I don't know about that. It looks like it knocked the two derpiest candidates out of the running - that's gotta be worth something.

Although I'm not sure if that's a statement on the ol' "Ron Paul's winning something, so it must be irrelevant" school of thought.


Let's face it: Iowa isn't all that relevant and hasn't been for 30 years now. Hell, they didn't even pick Ronald Reagan.
 
2012-01-04 12:35:37 PM
Deftoons: Ron Paul supporter here.

Honestly I fail to see what's to be disappointed with Ron Paul's results. Technically the caucus was just a straw poll. Delegates are chosen afterward, and Ron's supporters made a point to stay afterward to volunteer as delegates. From what I have seen thus far, Ron Paul will get one less delegate than Mitt, so there is not much to be disappointed regarding Ron's campaign in Iowa. Mitt was the establishment candidate, it is expected his campaign would be massively bankrolled from both inside and out of the party. Ron had to campaign there more. Ron is making inroads in the party, and these inroads won't go away. Not many Ron Paul supporters will be voting for Mitt, or Obama.

/no, the caucus was not a conspiracy


Yeah, I would have liked to have seen him take first just to stay front page news until new Hampshire, but really, being a couple points out of first isn't a disaster. He had what, 10% in 2008 in Iowa? Santorum is just the Not Romney flavor of the week. Also, as you pointed out, the Iowa caucus is non-binding, the delegates are allowed to vote for whomever they want, and Ron Paul apparently is the only one who bother to tell his people to stay around late when actual delegates were chosen. He's liable to still get the most delegates from the state.
 
2012-01-04 12:36:45 PM
Why would anyone support Ron Paul? Dude is crazy.
 
2012-01-04 12:36:51 PM
Shaggy_C: Deftoons: Mitt was the establishment candidate, it is expected his campaign would be massively bankrolled from both inside and out of the party. Ron had to campaign there more.

Romney didn't even campaign in Iowa. His team was 5 people.


Yes he did. And he got about the same amount of votes he got 4 years ago.
 
2012-01-04 12:36:57 PM
dletter: CO/MN/MS.... Will Bachmann still be around by then? Seems doubtful, but, she'll be able to endorse someone for MN by then... Missouri & Colorado seem like they'd lean towards Romney.

Bachmann's already out. Colorado will go Romney, followed by PAUL (or maybe Gingrich).
 
2012-01-04 12:38:08 PM
The Numbers: Headso: thismomentinblackhistory: Ron Paul supporters are adorable. What must it be like to view the terrifying and wondrous world through their childlike eyes?

As a liberal on many issues I don't get all the hate from the left for Paul supporters in the face of the other republican options. You got in them an ally on some issues where the mainstream republicans are basically pieces of shiat on every.single.issue.

Now some people would like to respond to that yeah but ron paul's ideas are so crazy and dangerous and I say why do you act like he will just be able to move his undiluted agenda without any push back or compromise when no president has ever had that luxury?

The best the Democrats can do in 2012 is to present themselves as the lesser of two evils. This means they're keen to focus on the crazy in each Republican candidate.

When Obama signed the NDAA, Ron Paul became a much more dangerous potential opponent - on civil liberties Paul would do a lot of damage to Obama in the debates.

Consequently there's a desire on the left to focus more heavily on the negatives with Paul.


How did Ron Paul vote on the NDAA?
 
2012-01-04 12:38:51 PM
Headso: NPR was saying this morning that 60% of Republican Iowa Caucus goers are either fundies or born agains. If the paulistas would factor that in it pretty much explains Froth's vote totals. Theoretically he should do better in NH.

I find it suspicious that Santorum only got 25%
 
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