Wanted for questioning.

And frankly, do you want to eat a mouse that tastes worse?

I_C_Weener: [i.imgur.com image 500x454]

"Welcome to the jungle we've got fun and games
We got everything you want honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money honey we got your Mouse Flavored Mountain Dew"

I don't know what that's about but it did make me chuckle.

Is it the mouse or the mountain dew that tastes worse?

The Mt. Dew tastes worse, or the mouse? I can't imagine either one would improve the flavor of the other.

Mmmm Mouse-in Dew.

TFA: Bamford nonetheless emphasizes that soft drinks contain "strong acids," and cites The A-Z Guide to Food Additives, published in 2009, which states that sodium benzoate, in combination with ascorbic acid and under the proper heat and light conditions, can produce benzene, a known carcinogen.

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The Numbers: Is it the mouse or the mountain dew that tastes worse?

Curses!

seems like it would be a fairly easy experiment to find the truth. and TFA says coke doesn't clean pennies....BS

...or better?

This sounds like a job for the Mythbusters

Drunken_Polar_Bear
...the complainant is a lying douche bag and planted the mouse.

take off, eh, you're loaded.

hoser.

In grade school we submerged a cow's tooth in coke cola for 24 hours. By the morning it was mush.

Came for crab juice Simpsons reference. Done in one.

I had an ex-wife that use to douche with Mt Dew - She claimed it would tickle her innards.


/and when she did - later it would always tickle my nose

They call it that good old mountan dew
And them that refuse it are few
I'll hush up my mug if you'll fill up my jug
With that good old mountain dew

tacojohn: This sounds like a job for the Mythbusters

They had an episode once where they tested the "soda makes your teeth rot" idea with Coke and phosphoric acid. They put a tooth in a jar of each and let it sit for like a month. The Coke one came out all brown and nasty and the phosphoric acid one dissolved about 50% of it's mass/volume.

ArkAngel: Anybody else initially read that as "moose"?

A moose once bit my sister.

karnal: I had an ex-wife that use to douche with Mt Dew - She claimed it would tickle her innards.


/and when she did - later it would always tickle my nose

Mountain Douche?

Entheogenic: [oranges-world.com image 470x330]
Wanted for questioning.

Doug McKenzie: Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER MOUNTAIN DEW, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer Mountain Dew or, uh, he'll press charges.

Scurvy Dog

karnal: I had an ex-wife that use to douche with Mt Dew - She claimed it would tickle her innards.


/and when she did - later it would always tickle my nose

Mountain Douche?


excellent. smart and funny...

Drunken Polar Bear: "One of my brothers has a bottle of Dew that he got years and years ago that has never been opened and has a perfectly preserved wasp floating around inside it."

You can't verify that it's perfectly preserved unless you open it. But don't worry, I'll save you the trouble. It's not perfectly preserved. The carapace and wings are preserved. But there's nothing inside the carapace.

Also, when Pepsi Co said the mouse would be liquified, they didn't mean it would entirely dissolve. They meant the mouse meat would have lost consistently and sloughed off the bone and the organs and soft tissues would have become an indiscriminate sludge. i.e. It wouldn't just be a dead mouse with mt dew-soaked fur.

My friend once showed me the Taco Bell sauce trick.... Take an old completely tarnished penny, and put it inside the one the packets and rub it around for a minute or two... Out comes the most pristinely clean penny you can ask for. like its brand new... Makes you wonder what that does in your stomach.

T.rex: [www.tastethefear.com image 420x261]

My friend once showed me the Taco Bell sauce trick.... Take an old completely tarnished penny, and put it inside the one the packets and rub it around for a minute or two... Out comes the most pristinely clean penny you can ask for. like its brand new... Makes you wonder what that does in your stomach.

My stomach isn't lined with copper oxide that gets easily dissolved by acidic solutions. Do you eat lots of pennies?

I_Am_Weasel: [28.media.tumblr.com image 320x240]

Damn you!

However since you didn't post an actual photo of what tastes better than Mountian Dew...

/hot like how Crab Juice is best served.

GlobalThermonuclearWar: Came for crab juice Simpsons reference. Done in one.

Came for Strange Brew reference. But that doesn't necessarily mean the thread is finished. Who am I to declare the thread is done? Please, by all means, everyone continue posting if you wish.

ericroane: seems like it would be a fairly easy experiment to find the truth. and TFA says coke doesn't clean pennies....BS

It hasn't made dollar bills any cleaner.

Nuclear Monk: T.rex: [www.tastethefear.com image 420x261]

My friend once showed me the Taco Bell sauce trick.... Take an old completely tarnished penny, and put it inside the one the packets and rub it around for a minute or two... Out comes the most pristinely clean penny you can ask for. like its brand new... Makes you wonder what that does in your stomach.

My stomach isn't lined with copper oxide that gets easily dissolved by acidic solutions. Do you eat lots of pennies?

At first glance I read that as penises, heh....yeah well then, moving on *cough*

T.rex


My friend once showed me the Taco Bell sauce trick.... Take an old completely tarnished penny, and put it inside the one the packets and rub it around for a minute or two... Out comes the most pristinely clean penny you can ask for. like its brand new... Makes you wonder what that does in your stomach.


I had an ex-wife who accidently mistook a packet of Taco Bell sauce for her vagisil cream.....neighbors 3 blocks away were able to hear her screams.


/Fire in the Hole!

Nuclear Monk: T.rex: [www.tastethefear.com image 420x261]

My friend once showed me the Taco Bell sauce trick.... Take an old completely tarnished penny, and put it inside the one the packets and rub it around for a minute or two... Out comes the most pristinely clean penny you can ask for. like its brand new... Makes you wonder what that does in your stomach.

My stomach isn't lined with copper oxide that gets easily dissolved by acidic solutions. Do you eat lots of pennies?

I don't eat lots of pennies. No, they are definitely not eaten. It would be more accuate to say that they are taken as suppositories,

Nuclear Monk: T.rex: [www.tastethefear.com image 420x261]

My friend once showed me the Taco Bell sauce trick.... Take an old completely tarnished penny, and put it inside the one the packets and rub it around for a minute or two... Out comes the most pristinely clean penny you can ask for. like its brand new... Makes you wonder what that does in your stomach.

My stomach isn't lined with copper oxide that gets easily dissolved by acidic solutions. Do you eat lots of pennies?

The old "It's gotta be bad, it'll make a penny shiny" argument reminds me of the old "It's a powerful round, it'll shoot through a wall" argument. It get's thrown out there all the time, but you rarely see anyone bothering to see how easy/difficult it is to clean a penny or go through sheetrock. There's not a whole lot of stuff out there that won't clean up a penny, but it's still the go-to example of just how nasty something is.

I_Am_Weasel: T.rex: [www.tastethefear.com image 420x261]

My friend once showed me the Taco Bell sauce trick.... Take an old completely tarnished penny, and put it inside the one the packets and rub it around for a minute or two... Out comes the most pristinely clean penny you can ask for. like its brand new... Makes you wonder what that does in your stomach.

You can also clean a penny with a slice of lemon, if you were so inclined.

/haven't touched Taco Hell in 20 some odd years.

It's just the vinegar in the hot sauce.

superfudge73

I_Am_Weasel: T.rex: [www.tastethefear.com image 420x261]

My friend once showed me the Taco Bell sauce trick.... Take an old completely tarnished penny, and put it inside the one the packets and rub it around for a minute or two... Out comes the most pristinely clean penny you can ask for. like its brand new... Makes you wonder what that does in your stomach.

You can also clean a penny with a slice of lemon, if you were so inclined.

/haven't touched Taco Hell in 20 some odd years.

It's just the vinegar in the hot sauce.


That's what she said.

ericroane: seems like it would be a fairly easy experiment to find the truth. and TFA says coke doesn't clean pennies....BS

It doesn't. It alters the molecular surface of copper discs. Once altered, the discs travel through time. Usually 1986.

Time to stop talking about the theory and actually try it.

T.rex: [www.tastethefear.com image 420x261]

My friend once showed me the Taco Bell sauce trick.... Take an old completely tarnished penny, and put it inside the one the packets and rub it around for a minute or two... Out comes the most pristinely clean penny you can ask for. like its brand new... Makes you wonder what that does in your stomach.

You are wondering what happens when there is a mild acid in your stomach?