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(WSBTV) Strange 72-year-old woman wanders away from home, is found by search parties the following day - in her back yard. Head of the search party, Mr. Magoo, is said to be very relieved   (wsbtv.com) divider line 19
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Entheogenic
2012-01-04 09:09:21 AM
Which way did he go, George, which way did he go?
 
God-is-a-Taco [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 10:19:17 AM
Ugh... These stories kill me.
Please let me die before my mind does that. Please.
 
stirfrybry
2012-01-04 10:23:13 AM
Road hog!!
 
BitwiseShift
2012-01-04 10:28:07 AM
I blame the Mayans from their earlier appearance this morning in Geogia (not the USSR Georgia).
 
Kar98
2012-01-04 10:30:07 AM
King John
Put up a notice,
"LOST or STOLEN or STRAYED!
JAMES JAMES MORRISON'S MOTHER
SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN MISLAID.
LAST SEEN
WANDERING VAGUELY:
QUITE OF HER OWN ACCORD,
SHE TRIED TO GET DOWN
TO THE END OF THE TOWN -
FORTY SHILLINGS REWARD!"
 
MBooda
2012-01-04 10:32:11 AM
So, she never was lost to begin with?
images.mylot.com
 
Timmy the Tumor [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 10:34:20 AM
Love the headline, I needed a laugh this morning.
 
Phoenix_M
2012-01-04 10:39:48 AM
My sister has a 25 acre semi wooded backyard I'm fairly sure a lot of people could get lost in it. How big was this guys yard?
 
madcan34
2012-01-04 10:40:54 AM
Maybe someone should put up a fake bus stop
 
stebain
2012-01-04 11:01:42 AM
... mcgoo petted the fence, saying "good boy for corralling her in".



Home Depot does it again!
 
stebain
2012-01-04 11:02:17 AM
madcan34: Maybe someone should put up a fake bus stop

what was that from?
 
MBooda
2012-01-04 11:15:18 AM
stebain: madcan34: Maybe someone should put up a fake bus stop

what was that from?

Düsseldorf.

/and that is why they call me Rolf
 
stebain
2012-01-04 11:47:57 AM
MBooda: stebain: madcan34: Maybe someone should put up a fake bus stop

what was that from?

Düsseldorf.

/and that is why they call me Rolf

ah, that's right. i was thinking it was a movie, but it was a real thing.
 
HAMMERTOE
2012-01-04 03:10:37 PM
Oh, Magoo, you've done it again!
 
MyNameIsMofuga
2012-01-04 03:23:50 PM
This is going to make an awesome Law and Order episode.
 
OnlyVisitingThisPlanet
2012-01-04 10:14:19 PM
up-ship.com
Someone had to post this
 
L33t Squirrel [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 10:24:54 PM
Kar98: King John
Put up a notice,
"LOST or STOLEN or STRAYED!
JAMES JAMES MORRISON'S MOTHER
SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN MISLAID.
LAST SEEN
WANDERING VAGUELY:
QUITE OF HER OWN ACCORD,
SHE TRIED TO GET DOWN
TO THE END OF THE TOWN -
FORTY SHILLINGS REWARD!"

*Slow clap.* Holy sh*t, I haven't read that in years. :)
 
Altitude5280
2012-01-04 10:30:11 PM
Now the story is missing.
 
madcan34
2012-01-05 06:22:33 AM
stebain: MBooda: stebain: madcan34: Maybe someone should put up a fake bus stop

what was that from?

Düsseldorf.

/and that is why they call me Rolf

ah, that's right. i was thinking it was a movie, but it was a real thing.


It was in a movie as well Harvey Krumpet (new window - fast forward to around 1:57)
 
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