FARK.com: (6858687) Lady Gaga leaves blood in hotel bathroom after ritual sacrifice to the God, uh, Goddess, of gender bending shock singers with a desire to push fashion trends where they dare not go

If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

		Lady Gaga leaves blood in hotel bathroom after ritual sacrifice to the God, uh, Goddess, of gender bending shock singers with a desire to push fashion trends where they dare not go (independent.co.uk)		53
		More: Strange, Lady Gaga, Intercontinental Hotels, goddess, ritual sacrifice, gender bending, bathrooms, bathtubs, Bundesliga

• • •

4787 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 04 Jan 2012 at 11:42 AM | Favorite | share:

more» |

Get this fabulous T-Shirt and impress the methane out of your friends!

shirt it!

Share this link:

URL:

http://fk.cm/go/6858687

Bookmark:

Article Comments close

53 Comments (+0 »)

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2012-01-04 08:33:07 AM

So Marilyn Manson?

doglover

2012-01-04 08:39:54 AM

It's just syrup and red food dye.

Also, it's not really "gender bending" if you dress like a man unconvincingly.

RexTalionis

2012-01-04 09:18:09 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: So Marilyn Manson?

Wrong!

www.gibson.com

I_C_Weener

2012-01-04 09:49:31 AM

RexTalionis: The Stealth Hippopotamus: So Marilyn Manson?

Wrong!

[www.gibson.com image 300x299]

i.imgur.com

"I much prefer Tootsie."

i.imgur.com

Mugato

2012-01-04 10:10:35 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: So Marilyn Manson?

Marilyn Manson got with Rose McGowan and Dita von Teese, despite looking like a complete jackass. Lady Gaga just looks like a complete jackass.

cretinbob

2012-01-04 10:44:57 AM

So she left a used tampon in the garbage. Big farking deal.

xanadian

2012-01-04 10:55:34 AM

What a hot mess.

GAT_00

2012-01-04 11:00:17 AM

I'm sure this story isn't in any way intentionally created so she gets her name back in the news.

FREDIOHEAD

2012-01-04 11:49:10 AM

Evil Mackerel

2012-01-04 11:49:14 AM

GAT_00: I'm sure this story isn't in any way intentionally created so she gets her name back in the news.

Not at all, a friend of mine had one and now hes much better.

serpent_sky

2012-01-04 11:50:03 AM

Mugato: Marilyn Manson got with Rose McGowan and Dita von Teese, despite looking like a complete jackass. Lady Gaga just looks like a complete jackass.

Fair enough. And he seemed to almost be crazy like a fox -- at least early on, in on the joke that everyone was taking seriously. She seems to take everything she does quite seriously, which is bad when you are best known for wearing a "meat dress" -- as far as I know, anyway.

SithLord

2012-01-04 11:53:20 AM

I knew it! She's Lady Bathory!

kungfu jesus with a side of lime

2012-01-04 11:58:20 AM

carrion_luggage

2012-01-04 11:58:50 AM

I hope she left a little something extra for the maid -- you know, besides the blood to clean up.

LewDux

2012-01-04 12:00:28 PM

Personally I think "pee in a trashcan" was more elegant piece of avant-garde performance, but this one is not bad either

Jim from Saint Paul

2012-01-04 12:11:11 PM

That headline gives me a headache. Bad form subby.

Keyser_Soze_Death

2012-01-04 12:15:08 PM

FREDIOHEAD: [img268.imageshack.us image 500x375]

Well played sir.

Dorf11

2012-01-04 12:18:15 PM

I mean c'mon, who hasn't left a pool of blood in a hotel room?

RedPhoenix122

2012-01-04 12:23:12 PM

Dorf11: I mean c'mon, who hasn't left a pool of blood in a hotel room?

That's why good hotels make emo kids pay a cleaning deposit.

Ghastly

2012-01-04 12:23:45 PM

Menses must flow.

Jingle Strangle

2012-01-04 12:29:54 PM

Worst Headline of the Year

LewDux

2012-01-04 12:33:30 PM

Dorf11: I mean c'mon, who hasn't left a pool of blood in a hotel room?

Kesha, Katy Perry, Simon Curtis, Rihanna, etc., etc., etc.... They simply have no balls to do something mould breaking that is not approved by mysogynikkk America. All they can do is stick their butts in the air and hope that it helps to sell more records

BalugaJoe

2012-01-04 12:36:40 PM

He/She is crazy.

BroVinny

2012-01-04 12:38:14 PM

FREDIOHEAD: [img268.imageshack.us image 500x375]

Those unfortunate black men all appear to have had their heads stuck in a golf ball dimpler.

/is that right?

Rapmaster2000

2012-01-04 12:39:13 PM

Man, this chick is bananas!

gerbilpox

2012-01-04 12:43:33 PM

Ghastly: Menses must flow.

Probably an attempt to simulate that, to refute the tranny rumors.

/fail

Cerebral Knievel

2012-01-04 12:53:11 PM

Any publicity is good publicity. Alice Cooper used to pull stunts like this all the time in the seventies.

RedPhoenix122

2012-01-04 01:03:39 PM

Cerebral Knievel: Any publicity is good publicity. Alice Cooper used to pull stunts like this all the time in the seventies.

Yeah, and this looks like something Charlie Sheen would do...except he would leave the hooker in the tub.

Jim from Saint Paul

2012-01-04 01:20:07 PM

LewDux: Dorf11: I mean c'mon, who hasn't left a pool of blood in a hotel room?

Kesha, Katy Perry, Simon Curtis, Rihanna, etc., etc., etc.... They simply have no balls to do something mould breaking that is not approved by mysogynikkk America. All they can do is stick their butts in the air and hope that it helps to sell more records

That's rediculous. She does NOT shove her butt in the air.

She shoves her BREASTS in the air.

LewDux

2012-01-04 01:27:55 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: LewDux: Dorf11: I mean c'mon, who hasn't left a pool of blood in a hotel room?

Kesha, Katy Perry, Simon Curtis, Rihanna, etc., etc., etc.... They simply have no balls to do something mould breaking that is not approved by mysogynikkk America. All they can do is stick their butts in the air and hope that it helps to sell more records

That's rediculous. She does NOT shove her butt in the air.

She shoves her BREASTS in the air.

images.starpulse.com

89 Stick-Up Kid

2012-01-04 01:44:52 PM

FREDIOHEAD: [img268.imageshack.us image 500x375]

Does anyone have the original for this?

TappingTheVein

2012-01-04 02:01:54 PM

89 Stick-Up Kid: Does anyone have the original for this?

t0.gstatic.com

Jingle Strangle

2012-01-04 02:08:10 PM

TappingTheVein: 89 Stick-Up Kid: Does anyone have the original for this?

[t0.gstatic.com image 201x251]

holy shiat, so all along "that unfortunate black guy on the right" was Chris Rock?

mayIFark

2012-01-04 02:28:35 PM

I don't need to know when Lady Gaga was on her rags.

Porous Horace

2012-01-04 02:49:30 PM

Lady Raga?

I didn't know she played sitar.

Voodoo_Stu

2012-01-04 03:13:11 PM

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
vigilantcitizen.com

Cerebral Knievel

2012-01-04 03:28:35 PM

Jingle Strangle: TappingTheVein: 89 Stick-Up Kid: Does anyone have the original for this?

[t0.gstatic.com image 201x251]

holy shiat, so all along "that unfortunate black guy on the right" was Chris Rock?

Well, that's Dwayne "the rock" Johnson actually. But its alright, easy mistake to make. They all do look simular after all.

Though, I'm not sure how Dwayne got his head stuck in that golf balll dimpler, he has quite the large mellon.

spacelord321

2012-01-04 03:34:41 PM

TappingTheVein: 89 Stick-Up Kid: Does anyone have the original for this?

[t0.gstatic.com image 201x251]

I lol'd. Thank you.

Jingle Strangle

2012-01-04 03:39:48 PM

Cerebral Knievel: Jingle Strangle: TappingTheVein: 89 Stick-Up Kid: Does anyone have the original for this?

[t0.gstatic.com image 201x251]

holy shiat, so all along "that unfortunate black guy on the right" was Chris Rock?

Well, that's Dwayne "the rock" Johnson actually.

dl.dropbox.com

Cerebral Knievel

2012-01-04 03:52:06 PM

Jingle Strangle: Cerebral Knievel: Jingle Strangle: TappingTheVein: 89 Stick-Up Kid: Does anyone have the original for this?

[t0.gstatic.com image 201x251]

holy shiat, so all along "that unfortunate black guy on the right" was Chris Rock?

Well, that's Dwayne "the rock" Johnson actually.

Oh c'mon! I was having a silly at your silly!

:P poopoo head.

eviljimbo

2012-01-04 03:53:07 PM

FREDIOHEAD: [img268.imageshack.us image 500x375]

i think you finally killed the stupidest (almost)meme on fark

nice work

Jingle Strangle

2012-01-04 03:55:51 PM

Cerebral Knievel: Jingle Strangle: Cerebral Knievel: Jingle Strangle: TappingTheVein: 89 Stick-Up Kid: Does anyone have the original for this?

[t0.gstatic.com image 201x251]

holy shiat, so all along "that unfortunate black guy on the right" was Chris Rock?

Well, that's Dwayne "the rock" Johnson actually.

Oh c'mon! I was having a silly at your silly!

:P poopoo head.

I will therefore welcome myself to Fark.

FREDIOHEAD

2012-01-04 04:06:02 PM

eviljimbo: FREDIOHEAD: [img268.imageshack.us image 500x375]

i think you finally killed the stupidest (almost)meme on fark

nice work

I just want to kill any future stories about no talent karaoke singer.

LewDux response in 4.3.2....

LewDux

2012-01-04 04:46:19 PM

FREDIOHEAD: eviljimbo: FREDIOHEAD: [img268.imageshack.us image 500x375]

i think you finally killed the stupidest (almost)meme on fark

nice work

I just want to kill any future stories about no talent karaoke singer.

LewDux response in 4.3.2....

x2c.xanga.com

Jingle Strangle

2012-01-04 04:55:11 PM

LewDux: FREDIOHEAD: eviljimbo: FREDIOHEAD: [img268.imageshack.us image 500x375]

i think you finally killed the stupidest (almost)meme on fark

nice work

I just want to kill any future stories about no talent karaoke singer.

LewDux response in 4.3.2....

[x2c.xanga.com image 400x300]

I wish there had been a single middle finger in the pic to make it look like the finger represented '1' in the response countdown.

ParadisePornoTheater

2012-01-04 05:37:57 PM

Meh. Lily Allen naming her new baby Ethel - that's more eyepopping to me.

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat

2012-01-04 07:05:09 PM