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(Independent)   Lady Gaga leaves blood in hotel bathroom after ritual sacrifice to the God, uh, Goddess, of gender bending shock singers with a desire to push fashion trends where they dare not go   (independent.co.uk) divider line 53
    More: Strange, Lady Gaga, Intercontinental Hotels, goddess, ritual sacrifice, gender bending, bathrooms, bathtubs, Bundesliga  
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2012-01-04 08:33:07 AM  
So Marilyn Manson?
 
2012-01-04 08:39:54 AM  
It's just syrup and red food dye.

Also, it's not really "gender bending" if you dress like a man unconvincingly.
 
2012-01-04 09:18:09 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: So Marilyn Manson?


Wrong!

www.gibson.com
 
2012-01-04 09:49:31 AM  

RexTalionis: The Stealth Hippopotamus: So Marilyn Manson?

Wrong!

[www.gibson.com image 300x299]


i.imgur.com

"I much prefer Tootsie."

i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-04 10:10:35 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: So Marilyn Manson?


Marilyn Manson got with Rose McGowan and Dita von Teese, despite looking like a complete jackass. Lady Gaga just looks like a complete jackass.
 
2012-01-04 10:44:57 AM  
So she left a used tampon in the garbage. Big farking deal.
 
2012-01-04 10:55:34 AM  
What a hot mess.
 
2012-01-04 11:00:17 AM  
I'm sure this story isn't in any way intentionally created so she gets her name back in the news.
 
2012-01-04 11:49:10 AM  
img268.imageshack.us
 
2012-01-04 11:49:14 AM  

GAT_00: I'm sure this story isn't in any way intentionally created so she gets her name back in the news.


Not at all, a friend of mine had one and now hes much better.
 
2012-01-04 11:50:03 AM  

Mugato: Marilyn Manson got with Rose McGowan and Dita von Teese, despite looking like a complete jackass. Lady Gaga just looks like a complete jackass.


Fair enough. And he seemed to almost be crazy like a fox -- at least early on, in on the joke that everyone was taking seriously. She seems to take everything she does quite seriously, which is bad when you are best known for wearing a "meat dress" -- as far as I know, anyway.
 
2012-01-04 11:53:20 AM  
I knew it! She's Lady Bathory!
 
2012-01-04 11:58:20 AM  
www.promo-wholesale.com

www.golfgearreview.com
 
2012-01-04 11:58:50 AM  
I hope she left a little something extra for the maid -- you know, besides the blood to clean up.
 
2012-01-04 12:00:28 PM  
Personally I think "pee in a trashcan" was more elegant piece of avant-garde performance, but this one is not bad either
 
2012-01-04 12:11:11 PM  
That headline gives me a headache. Bad form subby.
 
2012-01-04 12:15:08 PM  

FREDIOHEAD: [img268.imageshack.us image 500x375]


Well played sir.
 
2012-01-04 12:18:15 PM  
I mean c'mon, who hasn't left a pool of blood in a hotel room?
 
2012-01-04 12:23:12 PM  

Dorf11: I mean c'mon, who hasn't left a pool of blood in a hotel room?


That's why good hotels make emo kids pay a cleaning deposit.
 
2012-01-04 12:23:45 PM  
Menses must flow.
 
2012-01-04 12:29:54 PM  
Worst Headline of the Year
 
2012-01-04 12:33:30 PM  

Dorf11: I mean c'mon, who hasn't left a pool of blood in a hotel room?


Kesha, Katy Perry, Simon Curtis, Rihanna, etc., etc., etc.... They simply have no balls to do something mould breaking that is not approved by mysogynikkk America. All they can do is stick their butts in the air and hope that it helps to sell more records
 
2012-01-04 12:36:40 PM  
He/She is crazy.
 
2012-01-04 12:38:14 PM  

FREDIOHEAD: [img268.imageshack.us image 500x375]


Those unfortunate black men all appear to have had their heads stuck in a golf ball dimpler.

/is that right?
 
2012-01-04 12:39:13 PM  
Man, this chick is bananas!
 
2012-01-04 12:43:33 PM  

Ghastly: Menses must flow.


Probably an attempt to simulate that, to refute the tranny rumors.

/fail
 
2012-01-04 12:53:11 PM  
Any publicity is good publicity. Alice Cooper used to pull stunts like this all the time in the seventies.
 
2012-01-04 01:03:39 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: Any publicity is good publicity. Alice Cooper used to pull stunts like this all the time in the seventies.


Yeah, and this looks like something Charlie Sheen would do...except he would leave the hooker in the tub.
 
2012-01-04 01:20:07 PM  

LewDux: Dorf11: I mean c'mon, who hasn't left a pool of blood in a hotel room?

Kesha, Katy Perry, Simon Curtis, Rihanna, etc., etc., etc.... They simply have no balls to do something mould breaking that is not approved by mysogynikkk America. All they can do is stick their butts in the air and hope that it helps to sell more records


That's rediculous. She does NOT shove her butt in the air.

She shoves her BREASTS in the air.
 
2012-01-04 01:27:55 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: LewDux: Dorf11: I mean c'mon, who hasn't left a pool of blood in a hotel room?

Kesha, Katy Perry, Simon Curtis, Rihanna, etc., etc., etc.... They simply have no balls to do something mould breaking that is not approved by mysogynikkk America. All they can do is stick their butts in the air and hope that it helps to sell more records

That's rediculous. She does NOT shove her butt in the air.

She shoves her BREASTS in the air.


images.starpulse.com
img002.lazygirls.info
 
2012-01-04 01:44:52 PM  

FREDIOHEAD: [img268.imageshack.us image 500x375]


Does anyone have the original for this?
 
2012-01-04 02:01:54 PM  

89 Stick-Up Kid: Does anyone have the original for this?


t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-01-04 02:08:10 PM  

TappingTheVein: 89 Stick-Up Kid: Does anyone have the original for this?

[t0.gstatic.com image 201x251]


holy shiat, so all along "that unfortunate black guy on the right" was Chris Rock?
 
2012-01-04 02:28:35 PM  
I don't need to know when Lady Gaga was on her rags.
 
2012-01-04 02:49:30 PM  
Lady Raga?

I didn't know she played sitar.
 
2012-01-04 03:13:11 PM  
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
vigilantcitizen.com
 
2012-01-04 03:28:35 PM  

Jingle Strangle: TappingTheVein: 89 Stick-Up Kid: Does anyone have the original for this?

[t0.gstatic.com image 201x251]

holy shiat, so all along "that unfortunate black guy on the right" was Chris Rock?


Well, that's Dwayne "the rock" Johnson actually. But its alright, easy mistake to make. They all do look simular after all.

Though, I'm not sure how Dwayne got his head stuck in that golf balll dimpler, he has quite the large mellon.
 
2012-01-04 03:34:41 PM  

TappingTheVein: 89 Stick-Up Kid: Does anyone have the original for this?

[t0.gstatic.com image 201x251]


I lol'd. Thank you.
 
2012-01-04 03:39:48 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: Jingle Strangle: TappingTheVein: 89 Stick-Up Kid: Does anyone have the original for this?

[t0.gstatic.com image 201x251]

holy shiat, so all along "that unfortunate black guy on the right" was Chris Rock?

Well, that's Dwayne "the rock" Johnson actually.


dl.dropbox.com
 
2012-01-04 03:52:06 PM  

Jingle Strangle: Cerebral Knievel: Jingle Strangle: TappingTheVein: 89 Stick-Up Kid: Does anyone have the original for this?

[t0.gstatic.com image 201x251]

holy shiat, so all along "that unfortunate black guy on the right" was Chris Rock?

Well, that's Dwayne "the rock" Johnson actually.


Oh c'mon! I was having a silly at your silly!

:P poopoo head.
 
2012-01-04 03:53:07 PM  

FREDIOHEAD: [img268.imageshack.us image 500x375]



i think you finally killed the stupidest (almost)meme on fark

nice work
 
2012-01-04 03:55:51 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: Jingle Strangle: Cerebral Knievel: Jingle Strangle: TappingTheVein: 89 Stick-Up Kid: Does anyone have the original for this?

[t0.gstatic.com image 201x251]

holy shiat, so all along "that unfortunate black guy on the right" was Chris Rock?

Well, that's Dwayne "the rock" Johnson actually.

Oh c'mon! I was having a silly at your silly!

:P poopoo head.


I will therefore welcome myself to Fark.
 
2012-01-04 04:06:02 PM  

eviljimbo: FREDIOHEAD: [img268.imageshack.us image 500x375]


i think you finally killed the stupidest (almost)meme on fark

nice work


I just want to kill any future stories about no talent karaoke singer.

LewDux response in 4.3.2....
 
2012-01-04 04:46:19 PM  

FREDIOHEAD: eviljimbo: FREDIOHEAD: [img268.imageshack.us image 500x375]


i think you finally killed the stupidest (almost)meme on fark

nice work

I just want to kill any future stories about no talent karaoke singer.

LewDux response in 4.3.2....


x2c.xanga.com
 
2012-01-04 04:55:11 PM  

LewDux: FREDIOHEAD: eviljimbo: FREDIOHEAD: [img268.imageshack.us image 500x375]


i think you finally killed the stupidest (almost)meme on fark

nice work

I just want to kill any future stories about no talent karaoke singer.

LewDux response in 4.3.2....

[x2c.xanga.com image 400x300]


I wish there had been a single middle finger in the pic to make it look like the finger represented '1' in the response countdown.
 
2012-01-04 05:37:57 PM  
Meh. Lily Allen naming her new baby Ethel - that's more eyepopping to me.
 
2012-01-04 07:05:09 PM  
f.cl.ly
 
2012-01-04 07:07:46 PM  
Where'd the link go?
 
2012-01-04 08:09:23 PM  
The old bloody tampon bit? Meh, L7 did it first.
 
2012-01-04 09:21:55 PM  
You know who else left blood in a hotel bathroom?

i492.photobucket.com
 
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