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HotIgneous Intruder
2012-01-04 09:10:43 AM
I've been there and seen those people, those people in Blairsville.
They're not Mayan.
Born_Again_Bavarian
2012-01-04 09:13:03 AM
Um, no it is not a possibility.
Thornton declares that an area near Brasstown Bald is "possibly the site of the fabled city of Yupaha, which Spanish explorer Hernando de Soto failed to find in 1540, and (is) certainly one of the most important archaeological discoveries in recent times."
Thornton uses Williams' research on Indian mounds and the studies of archaeologist Johannes Loubser, who excavated the north Georgia site, to bolster his claims.
Williams couldn't disagree more. "This is total and complete bunk," Williams wrote on Facebook. "There is no evidence of Maya in Georgia. Move along now."
Williams' reaction brought forth legions of bloggers and Internet experts calling him "arrogant" and "dismissive."
"That's the way with the Internet," said Williams, who was weary of the matter when reached last week for an interview. "There's a feeling that people are hiding the truth. Someone needed to stand up and say, 'This is silly.' "
Thornton says it could have been made by the Mayans. He came to this conclusion based on work down by Williams.......even though Williams has said that there is absolutely no chance that the Mayans were in North Georgia.
This isn't a story about a archelogical find. Its the story about a out of work architect with a over active imagination pissing off archelogists.
BitwiseShift
2012-01-04 09:14:35 AM
Damn illegal immigrants. They took our jobs.
Rev. Skarekroe
2012-01-04 09:14:55 AM
Williams couldn't disagree more. "This is total and complete bunk," Williams wrote on Facebook. "There is no evidence of Maya in Georgia. Move along now."
He's probably right. But that condescending attitude is why people don't like to listen to legitimate scientists about things like that.
Jake Havechek
2012-01-04 09:15:30 AM
I'm gonna go ahead and agree with the guy who says this is complete bunk. Hokum, so to speak.
It's a Sunshine Day!
2012-01-04 09:17:11 AM
I'm not gonna say it was Mayans...
But it was Mayans.
(Fill in the pic yourself.)
Debeo Summa Credo
2012-01-04 09:18:12 AM
Rev. Skarekroe
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Williams couldn't disagree more. "This is total and complete bunk," Williams wrote on Facebook. "There is no evidence of Maya in Georgia. Move along now."
He's probably right. But that condescending attitude is why people don't like to listen to legitimate scientists about things like that.
Yeah maybe, but I don't think legitimate scientists should have to be polite to idiots so as to not come off as condescending.
Rev. Skarekroe
2012-01-04 09:24:03 AM
Debeo Summa Credo
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Yeah maybe, but I don't think legitimate scientists should have to be polite to idiots so as to not come off as condescending.
You catch more flies with honey, as they say.
SubBass49
2012-01-04 09:24:15 AM
"Hey man - is that Vagina Rock?"
"Yeah man!"
"Well turn it up man!!!"
chaddsfarkprefect
2012-01-04 09:24:39 AM
What, did they find bison-powered lawn mowers?
Kuroutesshin
2012-01-04 09:24:45 AM
Rev. Skarekroe
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Williams couldn't disagree more. "This is total and complete bunk," Williams wrote on Facebook. "There is no evidence of Maya in Georgia. Move along now."
He's probably right. But that condescending attitude is why people don't like to listen to legitimate scientists about things like that.
Yes, trained scientists telling conspiracy theorists and untrained, unemployed former architects that they're misinterpreting his work in a way unsupported by evidence is condescending.
Elitism! It's what's destroying amuuuuuurca, by gawd.
HailRobonia
2012-01-04 09:28:02 AM
It's not like Mayans are extinct. There are lots of them all over the Yucutan.
treecologist
2012-01-04 09:28:26 AM
Rev. Skarekroe
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Williams couldn't disagree more. "This is total and complete bunk," Williams wrote on Facebook. "There is no evidence of Maya in Georgia. Move along now."
He's probably right. But that condescending attitude is why people don't like to listen to legitimate scientists about things like that.
So, calling a turd a turd is condescending?
Given how crotchety scientists can be (especially about their own work), I think he was pretty nice about it.
HailRobonia
2012-01-04 09:29:13 AM
Your place or Mayan?
NobleHam
2012-01-04 09:29:16 AM
The Mayans didn't go anywhere. They stayed right where they were, they just stopped building cool stuff because other tribes surpassed them. Their descendants are still in Central America where they lived 1200 years ago.
Jake Havechek
2012-01-04 09:31:12 AM
But after the conquistadors showed up, Mayan culture never again reached the importance it once had.
Pinner
2012-01-04 09:34:54 AM
Please don't tell the Mormons
Please don't tell the Mormons
Please don't tell the Mormons
Please don't tell the Mormons
Please don't tell the Mormons
sparty
2012-01-04 09:35:47 AM
Presence of ancient residents in North Georgia?
Could happen!
/woot!
HailRobonia
2012-01-04 09:38:33 AM
Nay! Am I Mayan?
This text is now purple
2012-01-04 09:41:22 AM
Rev. Skarekroe
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Williams couldn't disagree more. "This is total and complete bunk," Williams wrote on Facebook. "There is no evidence of Maya in Georgia. Move along now."
He's probably right. But that condescending attitude is why people don't like to listen to legitimate scientists about things like that.
That wasn't condescending.
Had he said:
"Look you little pissant shiat, thinking the fabled Mayan city is north of Buckhead may be the stupidest idea since radioactive shoe sizers. Go back to your life of copying someone else's mini-mall blueprints and leave science to people with more than a room-temperature IQ. I've shiat things with a better grasp of history and archaeological reality."
That would have been condescending.
2KanZam
2012-01-04 09:43:28 AM
Rock structures like these are found up and down the appalachias. Some dated as far back to the time of the Clovis people I believe, who came well before the mayans. I have personally assisted in the cataloguing of miles of "walls" in WV (later destroyed by strip mining) and I have visited some in NC as well. No one really knows what they were for or who exactly built them. An historic roadside marker was erected pointing out the site after we had catalogued some of the largest known in the state.
My guess is that it's not the mayans....
vudukungfu
2012-01-04 09:44:15 AM
HailRobonia
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It's not like Mayans are extinct. There are lots of them all over the Yucutan.
I know quite a few.
They are always amazed when I say, You're Myan, aren't you?
Then they beam.
Jake Havechek
2012-01-04 09:45:10 AM
Beware the man who brings the jaguar.
Pinner
2012-01-04 09:45:50 AM
2KanZam
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Rock structures like these are found up and down the appalachias. Some dated as far back to the time of the Clovis people I believe, who came well before the mayans. I have personally assisted in the cataloguing of miles of "walls" in WV (later destroyed by strip mining) and I have visited some in NC as well. No one really knows what they were for or who exactly built them. An historic roadside marker was erected pointing out the site after we had catalogued some of the largest known in the state.
My guess is that it's not the mayans....
Maybe the little people of Stonehenge.
karnal
2012-01-04 09:47:30 AM
Jake Havechek
But after the conquistadors showed up, Mayan culture never again reached the importance it once had.
It's better to burn out than to fade away.
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-04 09:48:21 AM
Architect/historian/author Richard Thornton
Architect/marine biologist/latex salesman George Costanza
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-04 09:52:40 AM
SubBass49
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[www.ajc.com image 204x153]
"Hey man - is that Vagina Rock?"
"Yeah man!"
"Well turn it up man!!!"
Whoa! I forgot about Freedom Rock.
NobleHam
2012-01-04 09:54:18 AM
Rapmaster2000
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Architect/historian/author Richard Thornton
Architect/marine biologist/latex salesman George Costanza
Dentist/lawyer/real estate agent Orly Taitz
/even if it's true, it might not mean much
jjhinnola
2012-01-04 09:57:35 AM
"Thornton, reached this week at his home near the site, dismisses his dismissals.."*
*Those Responsible for Sacking the People Who Have Just Been Sacked, Have Been Sacked..
/..
airsupport
2012-01-04 09:57:41 AM
2KanZam
:
Rock structures like these are found up and down the appalachias. Some dated as far back to the time of the Clovis people I believe, who came well before the mayans. I have personally assisted in the cataloguing of miles of "walls" in WV (later destroyed by strip mining) and I have visited some in NC as well. No one really knows what they were for or who exactly built them. An historic roadside marker was erected pointing out the site after we had catalogued some of the largest known in the state.
My guess is that it's not the mayans....
I wonder if
this is involved
(new window). (WARNING! shiatTY WEBSITE!)
Coelacanth
2012-01-04 10:00:38 AM
Pinner
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Maybe the little people of Stonehenge.
Mystery Hill
Link
(new window)
There's been other Stonehenge-like sites, but European colonists confiscated the stones for their own uses.
DjangoStonereaver
2012-01-04 10:01:30 AM
SubBass49
:
"Hey man - is that Vagina Rock?"
"Yeah man!"
"Well turn it up man!!!"
"Not cool, man. Not cool at all."
MBooda
2012-01-04 10:02:33 AM
Shore has got a purty design.
Krymson Tyde
2012-01-04 10:03:02 AM
Rev. Skarekroe
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Debeo Summa Credo: Yeah maybe, but I don't think legitimate scientists should have to be polite to idiots so as to not come off as condescending.
You catch more flies with honey, as they say.
Maybe I shouldn't be butting in here, but you can catch the most with dead squirrels.
mortimer_ford
2012-01-04 10:09:04 AM
SubBass49
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[www.ajc.com image 204x153]
"Hey man - is that Vagina Rock?"
"Yeah man!"
"Well turn it up man!!!"
farking laughed
HailRobonia
2012-01-04 10:09:06 AM
Guys, remember this guy is an architect, which means he probably assumes that all construction is entirely based on artistic and cultural communication. So anything remotely pyramidal must be related... it's not as if a pile of stones that is wider at the bottom and narrower at the top is could possibly be an engineering feature.
xterraadam
2012-01-04 10:12:14 AM
Link
(new window)
Much more interesting.
Persnickety
2012-01-04 10:12:58 AM
Will they serve chicken pizza?
/obscure
2KanZam
2012-01-04 10:13:08 AM
airsupport
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2KanZam: Rock structures like these are found up and down the appalachias. Some dated as far back to the time of the Clovis people I believe, who came well before the mayans. I have personally assisted in the cataloguing of miles of "walls" in WV (later destroyed by strip mining) and I have visited some in NC as well. No one really knows what they were for or who exactly built them. An historic roadside marker was erected pointing out the site after we had catalogued some of the largest known in the state.
My guess is that it's not the mayans....
I wonder if this is involved (new window). (WARNING! shiatTY WEBSITE!)
I have not heard of that....BUT it looks very similar to one that is just outside of South Point Ohio....Leo Petroglyph. Last time I visited it (about one year ago) it seemed to have had a really hard ten years, stuff is getting harder to see.
I always guessed these were just common points through which people traveled, maybe these were signs, stories or just "Chief Green Mallard wuz here" type grafitti.
There is another one in Charleston WV that really seemed to be just that.....a pretty overlook viewed atop of a set of "tea table" rock structures. There is a petroglyph of what appears to be a wolf (later vandalized to look like a dinosaur) and many other historic notables....the most interesting of which was the name "Daniel Boone"....and it just so happens to overlook the place he once called home along the Kanawha River.
/CSB
//Archy amature from a long line of real-life Indiana Jones's
rudemix
2012-01-04 10:15:09 AM
Born_Again_Bavarian
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Um, no it is not a possibility.
Thornton declares that an area near Brasstown Bald is "possibly the site of the fabled city of Yupaha, which Spanish explorer Hernando de Soto failed to find in 1540, and (is) certainly one of the most important archaeological discoveries in recent times."
Thornton uses Williams' research on Indian mounds and the studies of archaeologist Johannes Loubser, who excavated the north Georgia site, to bolster his claims.
Williams couldn't disagree more. "This is total and complete bunk," Williams wrote on Facebook. "There is no evidence of Maya in Georgia. Move along now."
Williams' reaction brought forth legions of bloggers and Internet experts calling him "arrogant" and "dismissive."
"That's the way with the Internet," said Williams, who was weary of the matter when reached last week for an interview. "There's a feeling that people are hiding the truth. Someone needed to stand up and say, 'This is silly.' "
Thornton says it could have been made by the Mayans. He came to this conclusion based on work down by Williams.......even though Williams has said that there is absolutely no chance that the Mayans were in North Georgia.
This isn't a story about a archelogical find. Its the story about a out of work architect with a over active imagination pissing off archelogists.
FTA:
"I'm not an archaeologist. I'm a big picture man," said Thorton
I'd say more troll-like than anything else.
MrSid
2012-01-04 10:40:54 AM
Sock Ruh Tease
2012-01-04 10:48:29 AM
It wouldn't change the NBA too much if the Atlanta Hawks had to be sacrificed every time they won a game.
Mikey1969
2012-01-04 10:57:59 AM
Debeo Summa Credo
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Yeah maybe, but I don't think legitimate scientists should have to be polite to idiots so as to not come off as condescending.
Whether you're a legitimate scientist or not, is it REALLY that hard not to come off as a complete douchebag? I'm polite to idiots, and the world hasn't ended.
OK, let's look at it this way: The "legitimate scientist" should only expect as much politeness and respect from other people that he's willing to give. His job doesn't give him any kind of special rank that deems that he doesn't have to follow the general trend in society. He can be rude, and I can call his wife a fat whore. I shouldn't "have" to be polite to him so as not to come off a condescending.
OldManDownDRoad
2012-01-04 10:59:41 AM
2KanZam
:
Rock structures like these are found up and down the appalachias. Some dated as far back to the time of the Clovis people I believe, who came well before the mayans. I have personally assisted in the cataloguing of miles of "walls" in WV (later destroyed by strip mining) and I have visited some in NC as well. No one really knows what they were for or who exactly built them.
There's a lot of stuff like that in NC, from one end of the state to another. Even early European explorers like Taverner and Lawson remark that the Tucarorans and Saponi had legends of an earlier civilization that, apparently, vanished. There have been some recent digs in the Chocowinity area of a town with approx. 20 large buildings that may have been the destination of the "lost" colonists of Roanoke. That town, too, vanished leaving little behind.
As for the experts - I recently had an archeologist at UNC tell me there were no native settlements in southern Orange County. This despite the ample evidence of early European settlers and the fact that several families descended from the Eno still live in the area. So, I guess it all goes back to Tuchman's Law: it's not what you know, but how fast you can look it up.
Mikey1969
2012-01-04 11:02:14 AM
2KanZam
:
My guess is that it's not the mayans....
Mine too, but people tend to assume that just because they lived in Central/South America(Along with the Aztecs and Incas), they didn't move one foot from where they where, ever. Personally, I believe that some of these tribes did have people that did make it into the US, but I don't think they made it that far. For one, why would they pass over perfectly livable land first to get all the way to friggin' Georgia? Secondly, would the Georgia crackers even let them in the state?
JackieRabbit
2012-01-04 11:04:25 AM
I've seen the Trackrock. It's pretty cool. But what we have here is an amateur who insists that the Trackrock and the numerous rock cairns in the area are of Mayan origin and a venerable professor of archeology who says that's bunk. I think I'll go with the archeologist on this one, especially since the cairns in the area are already known to be of Cherokee origin and that Brasstown Bald (aka Mount Enota) was, like all southern bald mountains, was a sacred place to the Cherokee, who had a town at the foot of the mountain for centuries.
If the Mayans left Central America for North America, why would they end up in the middle of the Cherokee Nation? The Cherokee would not suffer Creek incursions into their territory, so why would they allow the Mayans? And why is there no evidence of Mayan culture to be found anywhere else in the Southeast?
Choestoe
2012-01-04 11:05:11 AM
Yeah, the guy is almost certainly full of it. If a passel of Mayans did make the long, long trek up from the Yucatan all the way here, you'd think they'd try and settle in a place a bit more, well, hospitable. I mean, the ground here excels at growing rocks, but the areas south of the mountains are a lot more conducive to agriculture. Even hunting would have been better down that way. Up here, you have some decent bottom land but it would have been noting like what the Mayans were accustomed to. There would have been game, but much of it small stuff like squirrel and rabbit. There were Eastern bison here at the time, but not in great numbers. Likewise, deer are much more abundant in the areas south and east of us.
OTOH, maybe we should welcome the idea - it might make a dent in the Christian fundies that have pretty much taken over the place.
Mikey1969
2012-01-04 11:05:21 AM
OldManDownDRoad
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There have been some recent digs in the Chocowinity area of a town with approx. 20 large buildings that may have been the destination of the "lost" colonists of Roanoke. That town, too, vanished leaving little behind.
Now THAT would be cool... I'd like to hear the outcome of that.
Coelacanth
2012-01-04 11:05:39 AM
OldManDownDRoad
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There's a lot of stuff like that in NC, from one end of the state to another. Even early European explorers like Taverner and Lawson remark that the Tucarorans and Saponi had legends of an earlier civilization that, apparently, vanished. There have been some recent digs in the Chocowinity area of a town with approx. 20 large buildings that may have been the destination of the "lost" colonists of Roanoke. That town, too, vanished leaving little behind.
As for the experts - I recently had an archeologist at UNC tell me there were no native settlements in southern Orange County. This despite the ample evidence of early European settlers and the fact that several families descended from the Eno still live in the area. So, I guess it all goes back to Tuchman's Law: it's not what you know, but how fast you can look it up.
Manly Wade Wellman's Shonokins were supposed to based on some of those legends.
Choestoe
2012-01-04 11:10:48 AM
JackieRabbit
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I've seen the Trackrock. It's pretty cool. But what we have here is an amateur who insists that the Trackrock and the numerous rock cairns in the area are of Mayan origin and a venerable professor of archeology who says that's bunk. I think I'll go with the archeologist on this one, especially since the cairns in the area are already known to be of Cherokee origin and that Brasstown Bald (aka Mount Enota) was, like all southern bald mountains, was a sacred place to the Cherokee, who had a town at the foot of the mountain for centuries.
If the Mayans left Central America for North America, why would they end up in the middle of the Cherokee Nation? The Cherokee would not suffer Creek incursions into their territory, so why would they allow the Mayans? And why is there no evidence of Mayan culture to be found anywhere else in the Southeast?
I think he's saying it predates the Cherokee expansion into the area, if all the stuff I've read on this has been reported accurately. And honestly, the Cherokee presence was there, but in small numbers compared to places that were a bit more hospitable. But yeah, there's a reason why so many places here have Cherokee names and not, well, Mayan. Even if they DID get here, I'm thinking they didn't last long.
/lives about 3 miles from Trackrock
//lovely area
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