Man accused of beating girlfriend with two-foot cross in court

Badly written article headline is badly written. It sounds like he beat her in court.

Religion of peace

How about some 'o these? Yep. Coors light. Now in baseball bat form. A simply awful idea.

flamingboar: Looks like he...*puts on glasses* had a hell of a time...

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Looks like she was... *puts on sunglasses*... beaten Savagely.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

So, er, he beat her for 5 hours and then fell asleep...?
And then she got away and had bruises and minor swelling?

Did he just... not really mean it, or was he some seriously weak-ass fark? I guess I shouldn't be criticizing his form, but geez... If you're going to do something that stupid...

He was just trying to get his point a cross.

The cross is heavy because it is filled with mercy.

Don't strain a muscle swinging it.

altinos: He was just trying to get his point a cross.

He was pretty cross with her.

Beating your girlfriend with a two foot cross?

Yeah, I have that video...

Aidan: So, er, he beat her for 5 hours and then fell asleep...?
And then she got away and had bruises and minor swelling?

Did he just... not really mean it, or was he some seriously weak-ass fark? I guess I shouldn't be criticizing his form, but geez... If you're going to do something that stupid...

Lay off the guy. There's no reason to crucify him.

farking martyr complexes.

As long as it was done in the name of God, his sins will be forgiven. Probably wishing for a little of that sharia law they are so afraid of.

Be healed!

"How do you *yawn* WHAP! like that, huh sistergirl? WHAP! That'll teach you not to... *yawn* WHAP!....whoo man... so sleepy.... WHA....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Good thing he wasn't a better Christian.
A 3 foot cross may have killed her.

Craig Matthew Savage, 29, appeared Tuesday for a brief hearing before 52-3 District Court Judge Julie Nicholson.

Rarely is a name so appropriate, and that name is appearing before a female judge for beating a woman. Adios compadre!

You beat her like a biatch, now you'll get to be the biatch. I can find nothing wrong in that outcome.

Should have used one of these:

/Full of mercy!

Aidan: So, er, he beat her for 5 hours and then fell asleep...?
And then she got away and had bruises and minor swelling?

Did he just... not really mean it, or was he some seriously weak-ass fark? I guess I shouldn't be criticizing his form, but geez... If you're going to do something that stupid...

Well, he did use a Nerf cross...

The civilized man knows that an unruly girlfriend must be disciplined with a rod no thicker than his thumb. Why is this no longer taught in our schools?

In our zeal to abolish the blue laws men like this were abandoned to fall through the cracks. A wholly unnecessary tragedy. For shame, America, for shame!

/hope to see y'all on election day!

Sock Ruh Tease: Looks like she was... *puts on sunglasses*... beaten Savagely.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Looks like he had... *puts on sunglasses*... a cross to bear.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

ShannonKW The civilized man knows that an unruly girlfriend must be disciplined with a rod no thicker than his thumb. Why is this no longer taught in our schools?

Apparently it wasn't taught in your school either.
It says you can only beat her IN PUBPIC with a stick no bigger than your thumb.
At home you can do it right.

/Ignorant religious zealots annoy me.

thebigfarker: It says you can only beat her IN PUBPIC with a stick no bigger than your thumb.

I would never beat a girl in the pubpic. It's cruel, and there's a chance if you hit her pubpic wrong that she'll never be able to have babies. No, I'd just give her a wallop on the byoo-tox.

Then again, a stick no bigger than your thumb would be a pretty small stick...

Savage assaulted his 31-year-old girlfriend with a 2-foot decorative metal cross for five hours
Five hours?

WWJD

FTFA: "Savage is charged with on one count each of second-degree criminal sexual conduct."

He apparently went all Regan on her. Beware Captain Howdy.

it was his impression of........ALABAMA MAN!

impressed

If the Constitution didn't protect the right to bear crosses, where would this great country of ours be right now?

// Watching Helen Keller re-enacting the German attack on Minnie Pearl in the back of a bus. That's where.
// Another beer? Don't mind if I do.

I guess

he crossed

the line

!!!!!