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I_Am_Weasel [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 08:46:09 AM
"It was disgusting. I couldn't believe what I was seeing, " said one mother who declined to be identified, " then, to make the afternoon even worse, this man exposes himself!"
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 08:51:06 AM
Well from the commercials it seems they do make a lot of double entendre jokes about nuts in the movie.
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 09:08:46 AM
Like you wouldn't.

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AverageAmericanGuy
2012-01-04 11:35:41 AM
I'm not saying that one should go around exposing one's self to people, but this guy was at the movies. He probably thought nobody would see him in the dark, like a ninja.
 
BurnShrike
2012-01-04 11:36:25 AM
I'm not sure I'd be willing to show my nuts in a theatre of chipmunks.
 
Sin_City_Superhero [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 11:40:28 AM
He was charged with a variety of criminal counts, including sexual exploitation of children and disorderly conduct

Oh come on!. Really? Disorderly conduct, sure. Public indecency, OK. But sexual exploitation of children?
 
not2bright
2012-01-04 11:40:40 AM
www.n2wzb.net
 
AuralArgument
2012-01-04 11:43:12 AM
Sybarite: Like you wouldn't.

Elenore's female chipmunk parts are showing NSFW please...
 
TravisBickle62
2012-01-04 11:45:07 AM
Chipmunks reproduce asexually, they have no genitals

Unlike squirrels
 
AuralArgument
2012-01-04 11:45:20 AM
Sin_City_Superhero: OK. But sexual exploitation of children?

Public indecency would be better and most likely intoxication.
 
ToastTheRabbit
2012-01-04 11:45:41 AM
Sybarite: Like you wouldn't.

[images4.fanpop.com image 640x364]

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Mr. Cat Poop
2012-01-04 11:56:38 AM
The comments on that page are mind numbing.
 
Primum
2012-01-04 12:00:00 PM
And to think just a couple decades ago he would've been beaten to hamburger for pulling that stunt.

And another few more decades before then he would've been strung up, castrated and set on fire.

Progress.
 
offmymeds
2012-01-04 12:18:27 PM
Brown...then turned to face 96 other moviegoers...and gave the Chipmunk fans a clear view of his exposed genitalia...

reneau.smugmug.com

/thx quantum_jellyroll
 
ToastTheRabbit
2012-01-04 12:30:35 PM
This guy is a freak. It irks me that there are people like this. It angers me that there are not better Fark pics =P
 
Clint_Torres
2012-01-04 12:39:25 PM
The comments on the article page are off the hook crazy!
 
lohphat [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 12:49:13 PM
Mr. Cat Poop: The comments on that page are mind numbing.

The GOP voting base is strong in that thread.
 
SoupCastle
2012-01-04 12:50:41 PM
Sybarite: Like you wouldn't.

[images4.fanpop.com image 640x364]

i...haven't been as turned on since bugs bunny was in drag
 
lohphat [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 12:51:21 PM
At some point I wonder how many of these perps are doing this stuff to get arrested so they can get three hots and a cot.

Beats unemployment.
 
strapp3r
2012-01-04 01:00:13 PM
THAT MAN'S NUTS!...GRAB 'EM!!!
 
bdub77 [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 01:16:09 PM
They should also arrest any other people who took their children to see that movie for child abuse.
 
Richard Freckle [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 01:30:01 PM
After reading the comments, I'm going to look over my shoulder more...that place was creepy.
 
pedrop357
2012-01-04 01:38:39 PM
not2bright: [www.n2wzb.net image 500x331]

Nancy this is Susan, Susan this is Nancy.
 
Mr.Hawk
2012-01-04 01:47:04 PM
Clint_Torres: The comments on the article page are off the hook crazy!

I like this one

El Kabong · Top Commenter · Position - Mostly upright at Pooper Scooper
Lots of freaky things happen in theater. For instance, Peewee Herman had a one-on-one session with himself. The second is 2 persons got shot in the head while in the theater... Abraham Lincoln, of course was one, and the second person, of course, was the guy who sat in front of Peewee Herman.
 
BumpInTheNight
2012-01-04 02:10:50 PM
Whoa buddy, there's easier ways to get out of watching a terrible movie.
 
JohnCarter
2012-01-04 03:26:01 PM
FTA Brown claimed he had been let into the movie theater by an unknown woman who directed him to sit in the front row and remove his clothes. She purportedly said that she would return so that they could have sex and do drugs together.

Now that is a party
 
Voodoo_Stu
2012-01-04 03:52:56 PM
The chipmunks walk around without pants; why can't he?

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Not a chipmunk. Close enough.
 
twfeline
2012-01-04 05:22:16 PM
JohnCarter: FTA Brown claimed he had been let into the movie theater by an unknown woman who directed him to sit in the front row and remove his clothes. She purportedly said that she would return so that they could have sex and do drugs together.

Now that is a party

I have a water bed filled up with Elmer's glue.
 
wambu
2012-01-04 06:03:44 PM
According to the Riverside-Brookfield Landmark, Brown claimed he had been let into the movie theater by an unknown woman who directed him to sit in the front row and remove his clothes. She purportedly said that she would return so that they could have sex and do drugs together

It's sad that you can no longer trust women when they say "Let's have sex and do drugs together".

/a sad day indeed
 
Mr. Shabooboo
2012-01-04 07:58:53 PM
Apparently even cartoon chipmunks can get a furry excited..
 
lack of warmth
2012-01-04 09:10:14 PM
Did he tell the cops that he was the original Alvin and He owns the mall?
 
milwaukeesbest
2012-01-05 08:44:52 AM
Chipmunks ≠ Chip 'n' Dales
 
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