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Number of victims of butt-injection 'doctor' inflates to 30
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AbbeySomeone
2012-01-04 05:52:58 AM
I don't have any sympathy for these people.
Btw subby, asinine tag busy?
gamergirl23
2012-01-04 05:59:31 AM
AbbeySomeone
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I don't have any sympathy for these people.
Btw subby, asinine tag busy?
Who the hell could possibly think this sounds like a good idea?
BurnShrike
2012-01-04 07:15:26 AM
First of all, if anything, Americans need
smaller
asses, not larger.
Secondly there's a time and place for saving money. Surgery is not it.
Gulper Eel
2012-01-04 08:21:29 AM
South Florida?
I'm surprised the quack didn't get away with billing Medicaid for it.
Sybarite
2012-01-04 08:50:38 AM
I kind of hope this results in a new warning on cans of Fix-a-Flat.
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-04 09:54:14 AM
DAT AUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHH!
xanadian
2012-01-04 10:56:48 AM
I need to catch up.
Marine1
2012-01-04 12:01:28 PM
Rapmaster2000
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[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x573]
DAT AUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHH!
Damn.
I mean, seriously, my white Jewish girlfriend has been told by an African American woman that she has a black girl's butt, but holy cow. She's got a freaking shelf built in.
Arkanaut
2012-01-04 12:02:01 PM
Oh no, someone who likes big butts AND can lie!
buckler
2012-01-04 12:03:43 PM
The number of victims of a fake Miami doctor who allegedly pumped dangerous chemicals into their bodies and sealed their wounds with Super Glue has jumped to as many as 30, reports say.
Wasn't super glue originally developed for surgical wound closure?
Flakeloaf
2012-01-04 12:04:20 PM
gamergirl23
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AbbeySomeone: I don't have any sympathy for these people.
Btw subby, asinine tag busy?
Who the hell could possibly think this sounds like a good idea?
Them doctor implants is made outta silicone, and there's silicone in this here tube. Lie down honey.
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
2012-01-04 12:05:08 PM
What about this chick would make anyone think "I'll trust her to inject random substances into my ass"?
Marine1
2012-01-04 12:05:24 PM
Rapmaster2000
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[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x573]
DAT AUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHH!
Also,
"Thems dudes!"
/pre-fap warning to all of you out there
Keyser_Soze_Death
2012-01-04 12:10:09 PM
A Kardashian customer perhaps?
Endive Wombat
2012-01-04 12:14:39 PM
I am not one to immediately blame the victim...but, come on people! If an elective, cosmetic surgery cost $25K in a hospital by a licensed doctor, and this thing was charging $800 for the "same procedure"...you should be a bit suspicious on the quality of workmanship and experience level of the person performing said surgery. But, then again, I know how people are delusional and think they are getting a great deal. Also, I personally hold to the belief that transgendered folk are actually suffering from some kind of mental illness, in addition to self esteem issues and body dysmorphic disorder. This person preyed on them and I do feel sorry for its victims.
mortimer_ford
2012-01-04 12:20:11 PM
That's no moon
just passing through
2012-01-04 12:22:13 PM
Sybarite
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I kind of hope this results in a new warning on cans of Fix-a-Flat.
That he used Fix-a-Flat is my favorite part of the story.
I wonder if he also had anal sex with these women while they were under.
omg bbq
2012-01-04 12:28:35 PM
Code named Duchess?
I thought he ran off to become a Pirate King?
gregoropolis
2012-01-04 12:29:30 PM
Oh that reminds me, i need to check if my valve cover is still leaking as i replaced the gasket myself with a little butt jelly, not too much though if you over do it you'll cause new leaks.
Oh And I'd hit that shiat so hard i'd make glass.
Big Man On Campus
2012-01-04 12:32:43 PM
Those aren't doctors...
BUTT INJECTION!
goatshoes
2012-01-04 12:34:12 PM
"Another Florida transgendered woman, Rajee Narinesingh, was traumatized after The Duchess's alleged injections to her face left her disfigured. Nearly a year after receiving the shots, Narinesingh's face began to swell and develop large lumps that burst. "
Isn't this the lady from yesterday's thread?
emersonbiggins
2012-01-04 12:36:01 PM
In a statement released Wednesday, Hollywood Upstairs Medical School denied any involvement with the doctor, simply stating that the he had not passed the school's rigorous entrance exam.
I_Am_Weasel
2012-01-04 12:38:08 PM
If someone offers you caulk in the ass, have them write it out to avoid confusion.
beachboy
2012-01-04 12:40:59 PM
Yay!! A Butt Thread......
posicat
2012-01-04 12:41:21 PM
Desperation is often more powerful than calm rational thought, it's a shame people like this exist to take advantage of those people who feel such desperation to change their appearances.
TNel
2012-01-04 12:44:02 PM
gregoropolis
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Oh that reminds me, i need to check if my valve cover is still leaking as i replaced the gasket myself with a little butt jelly, not too much though if you over do it you'll cause new leaks.
Oh And I'd hit that shiat so hard i'd make glass.
Umm you do know that she is a he right?
david1963
2012-01-04 12:50:48 PM
Sometimes I'm glad I don't mind having a very small penis. For one thing it's cheaper not minding.
Odd Bird
2012-01-04 12:52:34 PM
beachboy
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Yay!! A Butt Thread......
[www.nypost.com image 300x450]
Gawd butt I do love that picture.
PhotoCindy
2012-01-04 12:59:03 PM
Endive Wombat
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Also, I personally hold to the belief that transgendered folk are actually suffering from some kind of mental illness, in addition to self esteem issues and body dysmorphic disorder.
I am speechless...and not inviting my transgendered friend over to your house for Christmas dinner.
beachboy
2012-01-04 01:02:48 PM
Odd Bird
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beachboy: Yay!! A Butt Thread......
[www.nypost.com image 300x450]
Gawd butt I do love that picture.
Well have another good sir...Although she is the true definition of a "Butterface" her behind is mmm mmmm good!
beachboy
2012-01-04 01:04:40 PM
and another....
kagemaru026
2012-01-04 01:08:51 PM
i'd inject it.
chaddsfarkprefect
2012-01-04 01:12:07 PM
Bouncy bouncy bouncy!
Florida, right?
FTFA
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Nearly a year after receiving the shots, Narinesingh's face began to swell and develop large lumps that burst.
Was this Hollywood, Florida? NC-17, man
yaz Syphis
2012-01-04 01:13:28 PM
THATS JUST BUTT UGLY FTA
God-is-a-Taco
2012-01-04 01:14:22 PM
goatshoes
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"Another Florida transgendered woman, Rajee Narinesingh, was traumatized after The Duchess's alleged injections to her face left her disfigured. Nearly a year after receiving the shots, Narinesingh's face began to swell and develop large lumps that burst. "
Isn't this the lady from yesterday's thread?
I looked it up, and you're right.
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JackieRabbit
2012-01-04 01:14:39 PM
W - T - F.... I-I'm just speechless. Daaa-aamn but peoples be crazy.
codergirl42
2012-01-04 01:17:25 PM
Why is this in the Geek section?
Odd Bird
2012-01-04 01:25:04 PM
beachboy
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and another....
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 437x604]
You rock.
I would enjoy motorboating that butt.
Marine1
2012-01-04 01:29:41 PM
codergirl42
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Why is this in the Geek section?
Because if there's one thing a virginal Linux admin can't resist other than recompiling kernels, it's dat ass.
fireclown
2012-01-04 01:32:50 PM
Ba-DAM!
dababler
2012-01-04 01:34:10 PM
Why is this in geek section? Is there a glut of transgendered butt pumpers that are code monkeys or gamers that I'm un aware of? Is it because using fix a flat to pump up an ass is quite possibly the result of dark magic incantations chanted while reading 4chan? Seriously WHY!?
busy chillin'
2012-01-04 01:37:13 PM
fix-a-flat-ass
Jlop985
2012-01-04 01:39:49 PM
Why is it whenever *I* offer to give women butt injections for free, I get smacked in the face, but this guy charges for it and gets a few dozen?
BumpInTheNight
2012-01-04 01:52:51 PM
dababler
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Why is this in geek section? Is there a glut of transgendered butt pumpers that are code monkeys or gamers that I'm un aware of? Is it because using fix a flat to pump up an ass is quite possibly the result of dark magic incantations chanted while reading 4chan? Seriously WHY!?
The admin probably think Transgender is some spell in Skyrim, little do they know its only a console command :P
ObscureNameHere
2012-01-04 01:55:08 PM
Great potential, this thread has.
9beers
2012-01-04 02:03:05 PM
beachboy
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Although she is the true definition of a "Butterface"
Yeah, she's hideous.
Knara
2012-01-04 02:09:07 PM
Still wondering how it is that people can actually find a "thought process" that results in them voting Republican this year?
Now you know.
Ppl iz st00pids
JackieRabbit
2012-01-04 02:12:30 PM
Jlop985
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Why is it whenever *I* offer to give women butt injections for free, I get smacked in the face, but this guy charges for it and gets a few dozen?
Yeah. Weird isn't it? Remember the guy some years back, who was posing as a gynecologist and was giving women low-cost "pelvic exams" in hotel rooms along the New Jersey Turnpike?
FormlessOne
2012-01-04 02:17:29 PM
AbbeySomeone
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I don't have any sympathy for these people.
Btw subby, asinine tag busy?
Done in one. I can't feel sympathy for anyone who decides a pumping party is a good idea. If you're paying for anything other than a qualified medical professional in a hospital or clinic setting,
you're an idiot
.
perigee
2012-01-04 02:27:10 PM
beachboy
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and another....
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 437x604]
"Your target is a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system."
Those jeans make me want to play John Williams and do a trench run...
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