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Two Dogs Farking

2012-01-04 04:12:30 AM

*zing* Nice one, subs.

wee

2012-01-04 04:24:56 AM

Proof that thin does not equal pretty.

TommyymmoT

2012-01-04 04:25:23 AM

Thinks she might have a baby ?
Is this going to be the season opener of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" ?

433

2012-01-04 04:51:27 AM

The best part of Planet Terror is her death in the first five minutes.
You can also say the same about Heath Ledger in Monster's Ball.

Alphax

2012-01-04 07:13:43 AM

(groan)

towatchoverme

2012-01-04 07:17:15 AM

Something something butterface.

/Too early, too lazy

Tat'dGreaser

2012-01-04 07:17:17 AM

wee: Proof that thin does not equal pretty.

Lulz, what??

tomWright

2012-01-04 07:57:15 AM

jerseygrl

2012-01-04 08:06:12 AM

Did she once pee her pants her something?

/Behind on celeb news
//Not understanding headline

ViciousXero

2012-01-04 08:06:40 AM

The only good thing about fergie is her sister with the giant knockers.

There, I said it.

Gordon Bennett

2012-01-04 08:13:04 AM

I DRTFA. Is this about the Duchess of York or the manager of Manchester United?

muck4doo

2012-01-04 08:31:30 AM

wee: Proof that thin does not equal pretty.

I'm not a fan of her music, but she is definitely hittable.

Pants full of macaroni!!

2012-01-04 08:33:21 AM

You can't spell "pregnant entertainer" without P-E-E!

PYROY

2012-01-04 08:35:20 AM

jerseygrl: Did she once pee her pants her something?

/Behind on celeb news
//Not understanding headline

That.

The Numbers

2012-01-04 08:37:24 AM

wee: Proof that thin does not equal pretty.

You sound fat.

rudemix

2012-01-04 08:57:49 AM

ViciousXero: The only good thing about fergie is her sister with the giant knockers.

There, I said it.

I'll add that she contributed to the existance of this, and this is a good thing:Alanis-My Humps (new window)

kumanoki

2012-01-04 08:58:13 AM

Man, you piss your self one time on stage...*one time*.....

/and suddenly, you're still rich and famous

Crudbucket

2012-01-04 08:58:15 AM

jerseygrl: Did she once pee her pants her something?

/Behind on celeb news
//Not understanding headline

binside.typepad.com

Prank Call of Cthulhu

2012-01-04 08:58:22 AM

elvisaintdead

2012-01-04 08:58:42 AM

Morpheses

2012-01-04 09:12:15 AM

It's funny because she pee'd her pants.

[Haha.jpg]

LewDux

2012-01-04 09:19:27 AM

She'll never shake it off

ipsofacto

2012-01-04 09:21:28 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!

2012-01-04 09:24:12 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [dissociatedpress.com image 475x290]

That was several kinds of awesome.

jerseygrl

2012-01-04 09:47:34 AM

Crudbucket: jerseygrl: Did she once pee her pants her something?

/Behind on celeb news
//Not understanding headline

[binside.typepad.com image 342x500]

Well, that'd explain a lot then.

/um, GROSS

busy chillin'

2012-01-04 09:54:19 AM

methface mcpeepee pants

/not mine

jaytkay

2012-01-04 10:07:09 AM

She's welcome to have my baby.

lh5.googleusercontent.com

MightyPez

2012-01-04 10:35:49 AM

jerseygrl: Crudbucket: jerseygrl: Did she once pee her pants her something?

/Behind on celeb news
//Not understanding headline

[binside.typepad.com image 342x500]

Well, that'd explain a lot then.

/um, GROSS

You know how it can be made more gross? She blamed it on her crotch being overly sweaty.

Raug the Dwarf

2012-01-04 10:41:33 AM

MightyPez: jerseygrl: Crudbucket: jerseygrl: Did she once pee her pants her something?

/Behind on celeb news
//Not understanding headline

[binside.typepad.com image 342x500]

Well, that'd explain a lot then.

/um, GROSS

You know how it can be made more gross? She blamed it on her crotch being overly sweaty.

I could have swore she said she frequently has poor bladder control from her former meth addiction?

jst3p

2012-01-04 10:47:10 AM

Raug the Dwarf: MightyPez: jerseygrl: Crudbucket: jerseygrl: Did she once pee her pants her something?

/Behind on celeb news
//Not understanding headline

[binside.typepad.com image 342x500]

Well, that'd explain a lot then.

/um, GROSS

You know how it can be made more gross? She blamed it on her crotch being overly sweaty.

I could have swore she said she frequently has poor bladder control from her former meth addiction?

The shark move would have been to claim to be a squirter and sometimes performing arouses her.

jerseygrl

2012-01-04 10:49:37 AM

All three of the previous comments just made me throw up in my mouth a little.

jst3p

2012-01-04 10:52:34 AM

jerseygrl: All three of the previous comments just made me throw up in my mouth a little.

Go on...

/fap

ComicBookGuy

2012-01-04 10:54:14 AM

jerseygrl: Did she once pee her pants her something?

/Behind on celeb news
//Not understanding headline

http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-man-constantly-mentioning-he-do e snt-own-a-tel,429/

Knara

2012-01-04 01:58:55 PM

ComicBookGuy: jerseygrl: Did she once pee her pants her something?

/Behind on celeb news
//Not understanding headline

http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-man-constantly-mentioning-he-do e snt-own-a-tel,429/

I think it's more that we're wondering why it is that the Entertainment tab is filled with so many successful, intelligent, worldly men who seem to be spending much of their time keeping up with every nuance of celeb gossip.

obeymatt

2012-01-04 03:05:01 PM

Gross.

Voodoo_Stu

2012-01-04 03:16:57 PM

She'll know because the junk will fall out of her trunk, subby.

Twigz221

2012-01-04 04:05:28 PM

If a celebrity isn't a 9 or a 10, she's horribly horribly ugly. That's simply how it works.

rufus-t-firefly

2012-01-04 04:12:39 PM

Knara: ComicBookGuy: jerseygrl: Did she once pee her pants her something?

/Behind on celeb news
//Not understanding headline

http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-man-constantly-mentioning-he-do e snt-own-a-tel,429/

I think it's more that we're wondering why it is that the Entertainment tab is filled with so many successful, intelligent, worldly men who seem to be spending much of their time keeping up with every nuance of celeb gossip.

Because we LOVE to dish! It's fab-u-lous!

Sultan Of Herf

2012-01-04 04:42:56 PM

jaytkay: She's welcome to have my baby.

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 569x640]

Agreed...Id love to work that body for a while.

lisarenee3505

2012-01-04 05:49:29 PM

BUTTAFACE!!!!!

sotua

2012-01-04 06:19:19 PM

Twigz221: If a celebrity isn't a 9 or a 10, she's horribly horribly ugly. That's simply how it works.

Her body is awesome++, but once you see a closeup picture of hers beside one of Bret Michaels, what is seen cannot be unseen, and that's that.

moof

2012-01-04 07:05:22 PM

Knara: I think it's more that we're wondering why it is that the Entertainment tab is filled with so many successful, intelligent, worldly men who seem to be spending much of their time keeping up with every nuance of celeb gossip.

Compared to the global economic crisis, famine and wars, slave labor and social injustice, child soldiers and human trafficking of sex slaves, celebrity gossip is slightly less depressing. Well, most of the time.

wee

2012-01-04 07:06:30 PM

You people stop white knighting. She has a face like a goddam catcher's mitt and you know it.

laid back w/bud light

2012-01-04 08:25:49 PM

You people stop white knighting. She has a face like a goddam catcher's mitt and you know it.

If so I wish my dick was thrown in from the warning track to home plate on a frozen rope.

jaytkay

2012-01-04 11:18:06 PM

obeymatt: zomg_I_love_fergies_ass.jpg

This

is why I frequent the entertainment tab

obeymatt

2012-01-05 04:58:13 PM

Fergie is like a F50 Ferrari. Not the best looking front end in the world, but you are kidding yourself if you wouldn't try hugging all those curves and driving the hell out of it/her.
www.whatonemillionbuys.com

CigaretteSmokingMan

2012-01-06 01:45:47 AM

laid back w/bud light: You people stop white knighting. She has a face like a goddam catcher's mitt and you know it.

If so I wish my dick was thrown in from the warning track to home plate on a frozen rope.

You don't fark the face.

LewDux

2012-01-06 03:53:46 AM

To baby or not to baby

laid back w/bud light

2012-01-06 05:53:41 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan
I said homeplate, maybe your baseball eufemisms are different from the rest of the male world.

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