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(MSNBC)   Romney comes first, followed by Santorum   (nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 278
    More: Followup, romney, Hawkeye State, Rick Santorum, Iowa caucuses, Karen Garver Santorum, romneycare, Ron Paul, congressional caucus  
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2012-01-04 11:14:28 AM

zipdog: Did his son finally defeat Voldemort?


He doesn't really look like Harry to me. I haven't read the books but is there a characte that gets kicked out of school for strangling stray animals and when they go into his dorm room to force him out they find hundreds of locks of hair strung across the walls? He'd be that character.
 
2012-01-04 11:18:29 AM

theorellior: A Screaming Man with Two-Toned Shoes: Is now the hot one on the left:

She's okay, but is no Barbara Bush.


3.bp.blogspot.com

When you're right, you are so right.
 
2012-01-04 11:20:43 AM

A Screaming Man with Two-Toned Shoes: When you're right, you are so right.


BASEBALL GOES WHERE?
 
2012-01-04 11:22:07 AM

maq0r: LockeOak: maq0r:
Wow. I really hope the rest of the country turns it around, although, seriously, between Romney (Mormon), Asstorum (Fundamentalist) and Perry (Fundamentalist) I'm afraid the only option is Ron Paul (*gasp* tea partier *gasp*). You know how bad is everything when the "best" choice is in a Tea Party figure.


If it makes you feel better, that group of folks is dying off day by day.
 
2012-01-04 11:22:13 AM

A Screaming Man with Two-Toned Shoes: theorellior: A Screaming Man with Two-Toned Shoes: Is now the hot one on the left:

She's okay, but is no Barbara Bush.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 373x400]

When you're right, you are so right.


George Washington has really let himself go.
 
2012-01-04 11:22:39 AM

Kar98: meat0918: I can live with nominee and a potential President Nice Hair.

No. Just no. Because no.


He's the least batshiat crazy of the bunch. He's still batshiat crazy (magic underwear and god planets???). I'm still voting for Obama.

He also didn't attend that crazy theocratic Family Forum in Iowa earlier where you had the majority of candidates give answers that indicated they will work to undermine democracy and freedom in the US.

I never thought I'd see a day were these people would feel comfortable enough to say the things they said at the forum.
 
2012-01-04 11:30:30 AM
I'm not the kind of guy to make an alt, but if I were, I'd probably take advantage of the fact that there is currently no user on Fark named "santorum"

Someone funny needs to jump on that, okay? I'm looking at you, skullkrusher.
 
2012-01-04 11:48:43 AM
Romney licked Santorum.
 
2012-01-04 11:49:41 AM
Did they require photo IDs to vote in the caucus, or is that only for Democrats?
 
2012-01-04 12:06:10 PM

Snarfangel: A Screaming Man with Two-Toned Shoes: theorellior: A Screaming Man with Two-Toned Shoes: Is now the hot one on the left:

She's okay, but is no Barbara Bush.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 373x400]

When you're right, you are so right.

George Washington has really let himself go.


When 270 years old you reach, look as good you will not.
 
2012-01-04 12:48:54 PM

KarmicDisaster: Did they require photo IDs to vote in the caucus


No.
 
2012-01-04 01:09:52 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: KarmicDisaster: Did they require photo IDs to vote in the caucus

No.


Yeah but it was no big deal since they were all white. ;)
 
2012-01-04 01:12:26 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: PitifulBean: I don't get the joke. What does Santorum have to do with poop?

/Not trolling
//I really don't know...

Let me Google that for you (new window).


I have a guess that that would be NSFW.
 
2012-01-04 01:14:28 PM

Mrtraveler01: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: KarmicDisaster: Did they require photo IDs to vote in the caucus

No.

Yeah but it was no big deal since they were all white. ;)


Photo IDs would be useless. Whites all look alike.
 
2012-01-04 01:14:59 PM

Kyle Butler: PitifulBean: I don't get the joke. What does Santorum have to do with poop?

/Not trolling
//I really don't know...

Go to the google and type in santorum


Okay, that is just nasty...
 
2012-01-04 01:15:01 PM
So Santorum is obviously the turd sandwich, and that makes Romney the Giant Douche. Ron Paul is still the better choice.
 
2012-01-04 01:30:57 PM

flynn80: So Santorum is obviously the turd sandwich, and that makes Romney the Giant Douche. Ron Paul is still the better choice.


And Gingrichs mother was a witch. She turned him into a Newt.
 
2012-01-04 01:56:24 PM
Reporter: Mr. Gingrich, Are you going to leave the presidential race?

Gingrich: Only if the presidential race gets sick and there's a younger prettier race I can get into.
 
2012-01-04 02:32:33 PM
Ewwwwwww!!!!
beta.ikoolr.com
 
2012-01-04 02:35:06 PM
hilarious. most entertaining election I've ever seen here.
 
2012-01-04 02:35:23 PM
Whats funny is Perry who was supposed to be the savior of the GOP got 5%. Republicans are finding our that their idols when put on a main stage are actually idiots.


It's pretty funny them realizing these leaders they have praised for so long are actually idiots and have no chance on the national stage.
 
2012-01-04 03:22:33 PM

herrDrFarkenstein: 314/: News flash: we're all in on the joke. Even 50-year old straight Canadians are in on the joke. Even isolated tribes on the Andaman Islands are in on the joke. Even alien races in the Triangulum Galaxy are in on the joke.

I suspect even Dan Savage is tired of the joke. But, as he would likely say, "It Gets Better."

It's not a joke, a--hole. When I was a boy my brother was Romneyed by a priest. Go DIAF!


Does that mean you won't small spoon with me?
 
2012-01-04 03:34:57 PM

A Screaming Man with Two-Toned Shoes: keylock71: At least we'll have Romney's smug kids and Santorum's creepy kids to laugh at now...

Just an FYI for those not paying attention: the big-faced one in the back?

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Is now the hot one on the left:

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On the left:
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On. The. Left.
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sorry sir, your standards are lax
 
2012-01-04 03:53:56 PM

Hella Fark: A Screaming Man with Two-Toned Shoes: keylock71: At least we'll have Romney's smug kids and Santorum's creepy kids to laugh at now...

Just an FYI for those not paying attention: the big-faced one in the back?

[j-walk.com image 250x264]

Is now the hot one on the left:

[www.ottawacitizen.com image 588x400]

On the left:
[bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 620x589]

On. The. Left.
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 450x350]


sorry sir, your standards are lax


You seriously gonna make me post studman's pic?
 
2012-01-04 05:50:05 PM

chuckufarlie: With the group of candidates that the GOP put forth, I have lots of concern about the future of this country. When did the GOP decide that all candidates have to be honor grads from the Ringling Bros. Clown College?


Well, at this point any idiot could beat Obama, and the Republicans are making sure that's exactly what we get.
 
2012-01-04 05:53:10 PM
Robot Nixon '12. Why settle for the lesser evil?
 
2012-01-04 10:42:35 PM
And Bachmann drops out from behind.
 
2012-01-05 08:38:17 AM

Mouser: Well, at this point any idiot could beat Obama


Just what are you basing that on? The polls I've seen show Obama trouncing any of the current Republican candidates, with Romney doing about the best of the bunch, but still losing... (I think "generic Republican" wins over Obama in the polls, but apparently such a beast is only a figment of voters' imaginations, and not a real candidate...)
 
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