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Cops pulls a woman over for speeding and offers to take her out on a date to make up for the $132 ticket he's about to give her
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AbbeySomeone
2012-01-04 12:47:59 AM
Fantastic social skills.
unyon
2012-01-04 01:16:57 AM
So, that would be a no then
AbbeySomeone
2012-01-04 01:28:19 AM
Btw
shclubmitter
, did you RTFA? He stalked her and put a note on her car
after
he had given her a ticket.
You lose points for not working stalker into the headline.
Bathia_Mapes
2012-01-04 01:36:32 AM
AbbeySomeone
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Btw shclubmitter, did you RTFA? He stalked her and put a note on her car after he had given her a ticket.
You lose points for not working stalker into the headline.
Not just a note, but a really creepy, gives off staker vibes big time, note.
AbbeySomeone
2012-01-04 01:39:40 AM
Bathia_Mapes
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AbbeySomeone: Btw shclubmitter, did you RTFA? He stalked her and put a note on her car after he had given her a ticket.
You lose points for not working stalker into the headline.
Not just a note, but a really creepy, gives off staker vibes big time, note.
Asking for a BJ to avoid a ticket is much less creepy than what he did.
/shudder
Bathia_Mapes
2012-01-04 01:58:18 AM
AbbeySomeone
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Asking for a BJ to avoid a ticket is much less creepy than what he did.
QFT
jaylectricity
2012-01-04 02:11:49 AM
"The letter caused plaintiff to suffer great fear and anxiety," the lawsuit says. "Plaintiff could not believe that a police officer would use his access to her personal information to find her home and stalk her."
Normally I can't stand a woman's quickness to hit the creep and stalker buttons. But in this case it's a cop so that pretty much overrules the other hot button topics.
AbbeySomeone
2012-01-04 02:13:48 AM
jaylectricity
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"The letter caused plaintiff to suffer great fear and anxiety," the lawsuit says. "Plaintiff could not believe that a police officer would use his access to her personal information to find her home and stalk her."
Normally I can't stand a woman's quickness to hit the creep and stalker buttons. But in this case it's a cop so that pretty much overrules the other hot button topics.
I'm sure it's the first time he's done something like that.
jaylectricity
2012-01-04 02:21:33 AM
AbbeySomeone
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jaylectricity: "The letter caused plaintiff to suffer great fear and anxiety," the lawsuit says. "Plaintiff could not believe that a police officer would use his access to her personal information to find her home and stalk her."
Normally I can't stand a woman's quickness to hit the creep and stalker buttons. But in this case it's a cop so that pretty much overrules the other hot button topics.
I'm sure it's the first time he's done something like that.
And last.
jaylectricity
2012-01-04 02:23:07 AM
I was also being sarcastic. But I didn't wanna ruin that post by explaining it.
/don't mind ruining a thread (LP)
//but I draw the line at ruining a post
///except when I post one too many slashies.
SpaceyCat
2012-01-04 02:45:42 AM
This is one of those "what NOT to do while at work" deals. Why would this seem like a good idea to ANYONE? I mean, really? If he gave her a ticket, he should know her name at the very least. Google has LOTS of information.
AbbeySomeone
2012-01-04 02:51:38 AM
SpaceyCat
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This is one of those "what NOT to do while at work" deals. Why would this seem like a good idea to ANYONE? I mean, really? If he gave her a ticket, he should know her name at the very least. Google has LOTS of information.
You're sayin' it might not look good on his performance review?
Bucky Katt
2012-01-04 03:21:16 AM
transfer him to the vice squad
gamergirl23
2012-01-04 05:26:01 AM
Bathia_Mapes
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AbbeySomeone: Asking for a BJ to avoid a ticket is much less creepy than what he did.
QFT
I never thought I'd see someone manage that, but he really went beyond the standard creepy.
DammitIForgotMyLogin
2012-01-04 06:15:37 AM
Today, in "stalker or storyline from Hollywood romantic comedy" ...
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian
2012-01-04 06:24:56 AM
It's her fault for being hot. If she wants to be left alone then she should undo all that plastic surgery she spent all her money on.
Wittenberg Dropout
2012-01-04 06:28:53 AM
I got stopped by a lady cop
in my... automobile!
DrippinBalls
2012-01-04 06:31:27 AM
She's suing the worthless bastard. Good, hope she wins.
AverageAmericanGuy
2012-01-04 06:31:41 AM
"I know this may seem crazy and you're probably right, but truth is I have not stopped thinking about you since," it continues. "I don't expect a girl as attractive as you to ... even go for a guy like me, but I'm taking a shot anyways."
This line may work in high school and college, but playing the pathetic card for a sympathy date is moronic.
HotIgneous Intruder
2012-01-04 06:32:04 AM
DammitIForgotMyLogin
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Today, in "stalker or storyline from Hollywood romantic comedy" ...
Yeah, there's no winning, right?
/Pulling that chick-flick crap will get you arrested every time.
Cpl.D
2012-01-04 06:32:16 AM
I don't see a problem with this. Now, if he'd offer to withhold the ticket in exchange for a date, that'd be a problem.
Oxygen_Thief
2012-01-04 06:34:37 AM
dummy...you watch from afar
//what a maroon.
Dahnkster
2012-01-04 06:39:06 AM
Wait until one of you cop-bashers here on Fark needs help. I promise you one thing, it won't be no laughing matter then. I'll bet this chick was either asking for it or she figured she'd encourage him to try to get out of ticket. My grandson is a law enforcement officer and I'll have you know he does not get ANY self-gratification when he has to put Alpo on his genitals just to get 'Mr. Bojangles' to eat.
Not a speck of cereal
AnubisMan
2012-01-04 06:42:56 AM
"It's Chris ... that ugly bald Stickney cop who gave you that ticket."
Guy knows how to play his strengths, he should have also included that he is poor and lives with his parents.
Dahnkster
2012-01-04 06:43:17 AM
Cpl.D
:
I don't see a problem with this.
There are none so blind as those who will not see.
Cpl.D
2012-01-04 06:51:25 AM
Ok, now that I've read the frackin' article:
CHICAGO -- A suburban Chicago police officer used a $132 speeding ticket he issued to track down a woman and ask her for a date, saying the least he could do for costing her so much money was to buy her dinner, a lawsuit filed by the woman alleges.
THAT is a problem. I'd just assumed it was a random pullover + speeding ticket. But using a ticket to
track someone down
? Big feckin' problem.
Olympus Mons
2012-01-04 06:58:24 AM
Maybe he should have asked her to step out , so that he could pat her down "real good" first.... then ask for that date. That's what a prince charming in a blue uniform really would look like
Bob_Sled
2012-01-04 06:59:13 AM
Boring without pics.
dig420
2012-01-04 07:06:10 AM
Dahnkster
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Cpl.D: I don't see a problem with this.
[michaelsfishbowl.files.wordpress.com image 265x244]
There are none so blind as those who will not see.
I don't see a problem with it either. Maybe in poor taste, but the guy wasn't offering to get rid of the ticket, he wasn't making inappropriate remarks, he asked her out to dinner. Period. I've had jobs where I had to get a girl's number in the course of business and although I never did it I don't think it would have been the worst thing in the world if I had called one of them. Definitely nothing to get sued over.
Cpl.D
2012-01-04 07:09:12 AM
dig420
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I don't see a problem with it either. Maybe in poor taste, but the guy wasn't offering to get rid of the ticket, he wasn't making inappropriate remarks, he asked her out to dinner. Period. I've had jobs where I had to get a girl's number in the course of business and although I never did it I don't think it would have been the worst thing in the world if I had called one of them. Definitely nothing to get sued over.
Like me, you didn't read the article. Glad to know I wasn't alone. The issue here is the guy took a preexisting ticket and pulled the personal information of the woman, used that to go to her private residence, then offered to take her out by leaving a note on her car.
towatchoverme
2012-01-04 07:10:11 AM
He sounds ugly.
If you're handsome enough, you can get away with being a creep. Or so I learned from Hollywood.
kid_icarus
2012-01-04 07:15:22 AM
"It's Chris ...
that ugly bald
Stickney cop who gave you that ticket."
Well, there's his problem right there. If he had been a hot cop (example below), this would have been the heart-warming beginning of a wacky romantic comedy full of hijincks, with our young heroine swept off her feet.
wombatsrus
2012-01-04 07:15:36 AM
AverageAmericanGuy
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"I know this may seem crazy and you're probably right, but truth is I have not stopped thinking about you since," it continues. "I don't expect a girl as attractive as you to ... even go for a guy like me, but I'm taking a shot anyways."
This line may work in high school and college, but playing the pathetic card for a sympathy date is moronic.
Odds of this line being used at a future Fark Party
tm
?
Mean Daddy
2012-01-04 07:16:24 AM
Link
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GBB
2012-01-04 07:18:03 AM
I ain't sayin' it's right, but what's a horney cop to do??
BronyMedic
2012-01-04 07:18:11 AM
kid_icarus:
"It's Chris ... that ugly bald Stickney cop who gave you that ticket."
Well, there's his problem right there. If he had been a hot cop (example below), this would have been the heart-warming beginning of a wacky romantic comedy full of hijincks, with our young heroine swept off her feet.
[i76.photobucket.com image 117x160]
Oh dear god. When did they give
The Situation
a badge? New Jeresy PD's recruiting standards must be lower than his sperm count.
Cpl.D:
The issue here is the guy took a preexisting ticket and pulled the personal information of the woman, used that to go to her private residence, then offered to take her out by leaving a note on her car.
You know, I'm pretty much one of the stauncher defenders of our boys in blue here on Fark, and one of the ones that will say "Wait for the thing to play out" in terms of the sensationalism of anything that occurs between a cop and a civvy. But, even with this, I can safely say there's no defense - the guy is an obsessed creep who took a wildly inappropriate proposition towards an individual he was citing, and then - for lack of a better term - stalked her when he was rejected.
The fact he made a pass at her, according to the Sexual Harassment policies of a major metropolitan department, should have gotten him atleast suspended.
BurnShrike
2012-01-04 07:18:26 AM
Mean Daddy
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Link (new window)
So in response to a story about a cop stalking a hot lady, you post her facebook profile so Farkers can stalk her too?
*click* Woah! She's smokin!
WildManBand
2012-01-04 07:23:04 AM
This article reads like a chic flic i saw where a gynecologist pulls this creepy shiat on a pregnant battered wife. it's more romantic in the movies.
CarnySaur
2012-01-04 07:25:23 AM
If I were the cop, I would have just started masturbating when I was standing next to the car and, if she said anything, I would have laughed, shouting "DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY! DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!"
Makes no sense, but that's what I'd do.
Norv Turner
2012-01-04 07:29:40 AM
BurnShrike
:
Mean Daddy: Link (new window)
So in response to a story about a cop stalking a hot lady, you post her facebook profile so Farkers can stalk her too?
*click* Woah! She's smokin!
Any people in Chicago want to Google stalk, find her residence and leave another note on her car?
"I heard about how you were hassled by the cops and I think that's disgusting. I truly appreciate you as a human being which is why thousands of us tracked you down to ask if you maybe sorta kinda wanted to go out on a date.
Ps: don't mind the movement in the bushes across the street, those are just some raccoons"
Mr. Right
2012-01-04 07:30:06 AM
What the cop did was wrong. But filing a lawsuit generally means she wants a few bucks out of this. Naming the police chief and the police department would tend to confirm that she's after a substantial amount. It would seem that a more appropriate thing for her to do would be to report the incident to his superiors and to the IAD of the Stickney PD and let them handle it. Unless, of course, she's in this for the money and is being an AW.
LarryDan43
2012-01-04 07:30:48 AM
Obvious tag on vacation? They all do this.
Crudbucket
2012-01-04 07:31:37 AM
DammitIForgotMyLogin
:
Today, in "stalker or storyline from Hollywood romantic comedy" ...
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've seen this plot before. I bet she drops the lawsuit right before the judge makes his ruling when she realizes she really does love him after all.
Spud Boy
2012-01-04 07:32:32 AM
Her stupid lawsuit is just as bad as what the cop did. File a complaint and get on with your life.
Monkeyhouse Zendo
2012-01-04 07:40:21 AM
Spud Boy
:
Her stupid lawsuit is just as bad as what the cop did. File a complaint and get on with your life.
Really? How? I'm really interested in how you came to that conclusion. Please be sure to factor in the officer's position of authority.
/probably being trolled
Girion47
2012-01-04 07:42:43 AM
BronyMedic
:
kid_icarus: "It's Chris ... that ugly bald Stickney cop who gave you that ticket."
Well, there's his problem right there. If he had been a hot cop (example below), this would have been the heart-warming beginning of a wacky romantic comedy full of hijincks, with our young heroine swept off her feet.
[i76.photobucket.com image 117x160]
Oh dear god. When did they give The Situation a badge? New Jeresy PD's recruiting standards must be lower than his sperm count.
Cpl.D: The issue here is the guy took a preexisting ticket and pulled the personal information of the woman, used that to go to her private residence, then offered to take her out by leaving a note on her car.
You know, I'm pretty much one of the stauncher defenders of our boys in blue here on Fark, and one of the ones that will say "Wait for the thing to play out" in terms of the sensationalism of anything that occurs between a cop and a civvy. But, even with this, I can safely say there's no defense - the guy is an obsessed creep who took a wildly inappropriate proposition towards an individual he was citing, and then - for lack of a better term - stalked her when he was rejected.
The fact he made a pass at her, according to the Sexual Harassment policies of a major metropolitan department, should have gotten him atleast suspended.
You didn't have to say you sided with cops to detect your douchiness, cops ARE "civvies". They aren't military, they're civilians given arrest powers when a crime is commited, why they're treated as being above the law is baffling.
Gruetzi
2012-01-04 07:42:46 AM
Cpl.D
:
dig420: I don't see a problem with it either. Maybe in poor taste, but the guy wasn't offering to get rid of the ticket, he wasn't making inappropriate remarks, he asked her out to dinner. Period. I've had jobs where I had to get a girl's number in the course of business and although I never did it I don't think it would have been the worst thing in the world if I had called one of them. Definitely nothing to get sued over.
Like me, you didn't read the article. Glad to know I wasn't alone. The issue here is the guy took a preexisting ticket and pulled the personal information of the woman, used that to go to her private residence, then offered to take her out by leaving a note on her car.
How did he have to "pull" her info? She gave him her license which prob had her address -- or at least her name. Google, anyone?
His note was kinda creepy, but if he were hot and she were into him, it would have been the sweetest note ever.
HotIgneous Intruder
2012-01-04 07:43:01 AM
Mean Daddy
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Link (new window)
Judas Priest.
Norv Turner
2012-01-04 07:48:49 AM
Monkeyhouse Zendo
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Spud Boy: Her stupid lawsuit is just as bad as what the cop did. File a complaint and get on with your life.
Really? How? I'm really interested in how you came to that conclusion. Please be sure to factor in the officer's position of authority.
/probably being trolled
Maybe I am too but shes a whorish gold digger if she's suing for money instead of a restraining order or simply filing a complaint.
"OMG someone left a note on my car, CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD!!!!!"
groininjury
2012-01-04 07:58:52 AM
Had a cop pull my gf and I over years ago on a lonely road on the edge of town. Offered to let us off if he could have half an hour with her in his cruiser.
Lucky for me, Dr. Demento was just coming on.
/kidding - she freaked and reported him. He's now a staff sergeant.
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