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(Deadspin) Amusing Holly Rowe will take out anyone who tries to get between her and an interview   (deadspin.com) divider line 37
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js34603
2012-01-04 01:51:59 AM
She's not attractive enough to make it without actually doing sports "journalism".
 
mikaloyd
2012-01-04 01:58:56 AM
You fark with holly you get the spikes
 
steamingpile
2012-01-04 02:15:26 AM
We isnt holly the only female reporter who actually played football?

/not kidding
//saw it in a an article somewhere
///so what if it was pee wee league?
//shes also the least annoying female sportscaster
/most of the rest really really really suck
 
hbk72777
2012-01-04 02:31:38 AM
My God, we came this close to not hearing the coach talk about how it was a team effort, and the other team played tough, and he's just thankful for the victory.

/sideline reporters have the most useless jobs in the world
//Pam Oliver sucks the most because she believes she adds something with her generic banter
 
Epiphany
2012-01-04 03:35:59 AM
This video only painfully reminds me of what Fark did to "The Jake"
 
davidphogan
2012-01-04 03:39:56 AM
js34603: She's not attractive enough to make it without actually doing sports "journalism".

She's a female Norv Turner?
 
DrBenway [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 04:05:24 AM
VIDEO NOT FOUND.
That includes the Detroit News' Angelique Chengelis somebody who is not Angelique Chengelis...

Well, this was short-lived.
 
Adolf Oliver Nipples [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 06:18:19 AM
Useless as sideline reporting is, that's what she gets paid to do. She's not there to make friends.
 
Dr_Retriever
2012-01-04 06:38:37 AM
Let's throw her in the octagon with Nancy Grace and see what happens. I bet Nancy can whip that arse.
 
jayhawk88
2012-01-04 07:12:22 AM
hbk72777: My God, we came this close to not hearing the coach talk about how it was a team effort, and the other team played tough, and he's just thankful for the victory.

/sideline reporters have the most useless jobs in the world
//Pam Oliver sucks the most because she believes she adds something with her generic banter

Speaking of Pam, did you see her last weekend? She looked like she had spent the entire night out on the Quarter and had just rolled into the stadium like 10 minutes before gametime.She's not long for that gig, I guarantee you she'll soon come out with an "I want to spend more time with my family" announcement soon.
 
Dear Jerk
2012-01-04 07:28:12 AM
Deadspin videos don't work in Safari. Is this worth opening another browser for? I know I should dump Safari. I know I shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.
 
Norv Turner
2012-01-04 08:05:33 AM
davidphogan: js34603: She's not attractive enough to make it without actually doing sports "journalism".

She's a female Norv Turner?

Somebody call?

And in my defense, turkeys find my neck VERY attractive
 
bubbaprog [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 08:05:45 AM
Dear Jerk: Deadspin videos don't work in Safari. Is this worth opening another browser for? I know I should dump Safari. I know I shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.

They work on a freaking iPhone. If they don't work on your Safari you have a virus or something.
 
oryx
2012-01-04 08:47:08 AM
I'm disappointed that a fight didn't break out between those reporters.
 
lunchinlewis [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 08:50:07 AM
Dear Jerk: Deadspin videos don't work in Safari. Is this worth opening another browser for? I know I should dump Safari. I know I shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.

No. It's like two thick chicks at Walmart jostling over the last bag of Cheetos. The heftier one nudged the smaller one out of the way. End of video.
 
PluckYew
2012-01-04 08:50:40 AM
dave34741.files.wordpress.com

Cat fight? Giddy up!
 
Dear Jerk
2012-01-04 09:19:17 AM
bubbaprog, I'm thinking it's a conflict with a video downloader extension.
Thanks, lunchinlewis, I will not bother.
 
blakeosage
2012-01-04 09:56:24 AM
Best female reporter on the ESPN staff:

www.midwestsportsfans.com

/I got a staff she can be on
//HEY OH!
 
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-04 10:00:37 AM
jayhawk88: hbk72777: My God, we came this close to not hearing the coach talk about how it was a team effort, and the other team played tough, and he's just thankful for the victory.

/sideline reporters have the most useless jobs in the world
//Pam Oliver sucks the most because she believes she adds something with her generic banter

Speaking of Pam, did you see her last weekend? She looked like she had spent the entire night out on the Quarter and had just rolled into the stadium like 10 minutes before gametime.She's not long for that gig, I guarantee you she'll soon come out with an "I want to spend more time with my family" announcement soon.

OK, you noticed that too. She's aged rapidly the last couple of years.
 
p the boiler
2012-01-04 10:18:53 AM
blakeosage: Best female reporter on the ESPN staff:

[www.midwestsportsfans.com image 293x247]

/I got a staff she can be on
//HEY OH!

she has the scary tendency to not blink - it was worse early in her career. There were entire segments where she appeared to never blink at all, just staring into your soul. It has gotten better, but if you pay attention you will notice that there is still something odd going on there.
 
ha-ha-guy
2012-01-04 10:33:26 AM
Rowe looked like a Vegas sex worker last night. Bright red lipstick and an entire bag of flour powder to her face. Ugh.
 
Twonk
2012-01-04 10:41:18 AM
steamingpile: We isnt holly the only female reporter who actually played football?

/not kidding
//saw it in a an article somewhere
///so what if it was pee wee league?
//shes also the least annoying female sportscaster
/most of the rest really really really suck

I can listen to Heather Cox read the phone book. She's anti-perky, and I mean that in the best way possible:

- The word "guys" rarely passes her lips. ("Well, guys, I just spoke to the coach, and he says his guys are ready. Guys?")
- She issues declarative sentences in a declarative tone, not in a questioning tone.
- She doesn't sound like she took "presence" lessons from the same coach as the others. ("The microphone is two inches from your mouth. Make sure you use your most ear-melting tone to cut through the crowd.")
 
Maud Dib
2012-01-04 10:42:44 AM
My guess is, she'd be a blast after a few shots of tequila.
'Cause you'd need 'em.
 
gokc69
2012-01-04 12:24:38 PM
Is there a version of the video that doesn't make me feel like I'm having a double-vision migraine?
 
The Homer Tax
2012-01-04 12:40:23 PM
Holly Rowe will take out anyone who tried to get between her and cake.
 
Debeo Summa Credo
2012-01-04 12:45:31 PM
Rapmaster2000: jayhawk88: hbk72777: My God, we came this close to not hearing the coach talk about how it was a team effort, and the other team played tough, and he's just thankful for the victory.

/sideline reporters have the most useless jobs in the world
//Pam Oliver sucks the most because she believes she adds something with her generic banter

Speaking of Pam, did you see her last weekend? She looked like she had spent the entire night out on the Quarter and had just rolled into the stadium like 10 minutes before gametime.She's not long for that gig, I guarantee you she'll soon come out with an "I want to spend more time with my family" announcement soon.

OK, you noticed that too. She's aged rapidly the last couple of years.

We were commenting on that and wondered how many folks made the 'looks like Pam spent the night on Bourbon St.' comment or were in rooms where that comment was made. My guess was 2 million.
 
Swoop1809
2012-01-04 02:19:35 PM
All I can see is Miss Piggy going "HIIIIIIIIYAHHHHH!"
 
Gestankfaust
2012-01-04 03:31:26 PM
blakeosage: Best female reporter on the ESPN staff:

[www.midwestsportsfans.com image 293x247]

/I got a staff she can be on
//HEY OH!

Indeed. There's just something about her.
 
IAmRight [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 04:12:20 PM
hbk72777: /sideline reporters have the most useless jobs in the world

Not so, it allows broadcasters to give them jobs but not allow them in the booth to comment on games or be "real" reporters. I actually like them since they break up the announcers' also-useless banter.
 
IAmRight [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 04:13:38 PM
And by "them" in my previous sentence, I meant "women."

Seriously, despite people thinking they don't know anything...well, I'd guarantee they know more than, say, Joe Buck. They just don't have all the game notes right in front of them.
 
Pratty
2012-01-04 04:16:05 PM
IAmRight: And by "them" in my previous sentence, I meant "women."

Seriously, despite people thinking they don't know anything...well, I'd guarantee they know more than, say, Joe Buck. They just don't have all the game notes right in front of them.

Ah, heaping on the highest of the low praise, I see.
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 04:25:33 PM
Who?
 
IAmRight [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 04:31:18 PM
Pratty: Ah, heaping on the highest of the low praise, I see.

Well, I mean, c'mon. He's the most well-known "doesn't even like sports" announcer out there. At least some of the women on the sidelines actually care about the sports they cover.

/I could do without Bob Costas whining about celebrations, too. That's more annoying to me than any sideline reporter
//the thing I hate most about pro sports is every team acting like it's a state secret with how injured someone is
///it's WAY worse in the AFL than it is in the NFL - teams only had to make their rosters known an hour before game time...well it's not like I can print off the game notes and pronunciation guides starting an hour before game time and have the announcers know all the relevant info beforehand. So there I am watching them take the field and crossing guys off, filling in replacements, etc. All because coaches are assholes who think it gives them an advantage.
////sorry for irrelevant rant
 
Pratty
2012-01-04 04:37:24 PM
IAmRight: Pratty: Ah, heaping on the highest of the low praise, I see.

Well, I mean, c'mon. He's the most well-known "doesn't even like sports" announcer out there. At least some of the women on the sidelines actually care about the sports they cover.

/I could do without Bob Costas whining about celebrations, too. That's more annoying to me than any sideline reporter
//the thing I hate most about pro sports is every team acting like it's a state secret with how injured someone is
///it's WAY worse in the AFL than it is in the NFL - teams only had to make their rosters known an hour before game time...well it's not like I can print off the game notes and pronunciation guides starting an hour before game time and have the announcers know all the relevant info beforehand. So there I am watching them take the field and crossing guys off, filling in replacements, etc. All because coaches are assholes who think it gives them an advantage.
////sorry for irrelevant rant

Irrelevent rant is still good because that sounds annoying.

Bob Costas celebration whining was just sad.
 
wombatsrus
2012-01-04 05:12:50 PM
Dr_Retriever: Let's throw her in the octagon with Nancy Grace and see what happens. I bet Nancy can whip that arse.

gifs.gifbin.com
 
phojochris
2012-01-04 06:07:24 PM
Welcome to the Media Food Chain.

National Cable

National Affiliates

Local Affiliates

Radio and Newspapers.

Try and jump the line at a NASCAR race and some one in a pretty yellow shirt will tackle your arse.
 
EngineerAU
2012-01-04 08:22:53 PM
ha-ha-guy: Rowe looked like a Vegas sex worker last night. Bright red lipstick and an entire bag of flour powder to her face. Ugh.

Holly always looks like she's been shot with Homer Simpson's makeup gun. At this point, I think it's as much of a trademark as anything else because I'm sure she's paid enough to hire a esthetician.

/Put Lynn Swann on the sideline.
 
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