Pat Robinson?

+1 funny

God once told Pat that Pat would be President too.
And about that big nuclear terrorist event that we all remember so well.

/crazy man is crrrrraaazzzzy

Ooh, that cheeky monkey! I just totally want to mansex him in the anal cavity for his cheekiness!

Guys like Pat Robertson make it really hard not to be an atheist.

Pat Robertson is a c*nt

So why couldn't God stop Obama being elected the first time?

Ahh yes the old predict the future and not tell anyone about it until after the event trick.

Maybe he should surprise everyone for once and shut the hell up.

Corvus: So why couldn't God stop Obama being elected the first time?

Because God hates us all.

Corvus: So why couldn't God stop Obama being elected the first time?

To test our faith.

God just can't resist farking with Pat Robertson.

The only time overwhelming prayer has really worked for me was to help me get through a very difficult defecation session.

My worship ends when I flush.

Just what we need.

It was a plate of mac n cheese he saw, but was unable to interpret the vision.

Ol' Pat needs to adjust his meds.

I would love to live in a country where when someone heard voices in their head like this they were considered crazy instead of a leader that people give millions to and politicians kissed the ass of.

I don't want to judge people, so I'll just say I don't behave like Pat Robertson because I'd like to stay out of hell.

From that pre-emminent thelogian, Steve Jones of the Sex Pistols:
"God was talkin' to Peter.
God, was talkin' to Paul
God, was talkin' to Jesus
But God isn't talking to some of these people at all."
"God in Louisiana." from Fire and Gasoline.

Corvus: So why couldn't God stop Obama being elected the first time?

So people would know how evil Obama was and also because, how else God would stop it from being re-elected? DUH!

God told him who is going to win in 2016? Because judging by the current crop of Republitards, it looks like it will be that long before there is a different President.

I hold religious people with the same disdain I do for peedos. They really are that far down there on the totem pole of social retardedness.

space_cowgirl: Ol' Pat needs to adjust his meds.

Ol' Pat's tax-exempt status is what needs to be adjusted.

The last person God talked to was Job, and that was through a messenger.

R.I.P.

Has he ever had a prediction that came true? I'd like to see a list.

I'm sure the voices in your head tell you a lot of things, Pat. Now please stop sh*tting on the floor and eat your pudding, or you don't get to watch Matlock.

♫ Pat Robertson, dum dum dum dum dum! ♩

I bet he and Sylvia Browne are coordinating their otherworldly predictions as we speak...

Reminds me of this... (Sam Kinison's thoughts on Pat at 2 min.)

Primum: I hold religious people with the same disdain I do for peedos. They really are that far down there on the totem pole of social retardedness.

Wow, so you really think that a good 5.9 BILLION people are no better than pedophiles?

Guess what? You're a misanthrope! Most of the world probably holds you in almost as much disdain. Good thing that you have the internet so that you can air your views with other misanthropes without all that pesky social condemnation, right?

LouDobbsAwaaaay: It's going to be rough for him to explain how he wasn't supposed to talk about Obama winning the election, but I'm sure he'll figure out some stupid explanation or another.

He'll say he wan't referring to this election, but rather the "next" President. Its a nice little trick, really. Not on the level of a 70-foot Jesus, but savvy, nonetheless.

God doesn't support President Barack Obama's agenda and says that only "overwhelming prayer" can bring a new leader who will stop the country from "disintegrating"

Huh. And I thought "voting" is what affected Presidential elections. I guess I learned something today.

Primum: I hold religious people with the same disdain I do for peedos.

I agree. Speedos are horrible.
Especially on fat people.

So when Pat's proven wrong (despite never having told anyone what he thinks), and Obama gets another term, will the republicans finally get their act together and get a new crop of politicians that aren't just a complete joke?

Please?

Because as a non-American watching from the outside, it seems pretty likely to me that there will be an (R) pres in 2016, and it does affect the rest of the world and god DAMMIT would you people elect someone with some common sense and decency please?

Your incumbent may have the former, but lacks the latter, and the current crop of R's seem to have neither.

I'm sorry, Pat....

The measure of theological determinism is the billigram!

/Dons sunglasses.
//YEAH!!!!

I don't know why Pat is so hesitant to tell us who will win.
It's not like his followers read the Bible enough to know what you're suppose to do to false prophets.

If Pat reveals who the next President is going to be, God will stop confiding in him and provide no further inside info.