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(Some Iowan)		After a year and a half, tens of millions spent, and several candidates; so begins the actual voting. (Your Iowa Caucus thread.) (iowagop.org)		2109
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WTF Indeed

2012-01-03 08:37:43 PM

Rick Perry has four votes!

I Said

2012-01-03 08:43:21 PM

WTF Indeed: Rick Perry has four votes!

That's 2 more than the departments of government he can name, and 1 more than he wants to shut down.

HawgWild

2012-01-03 08:44:59 PM

I can't decide which crappy coverage to watch ...

m3000

2012-01-03 08:45:26 PM

I'm surprised they hold the Republican caucuses in such socialist institutions like schools.

DarnoKonrad

2012-01-03 08:47:10 PM

Live Results

Grand_Moff_Joseph

2012-01-03 08:48:17 PM

Google has a great web tool to watch the results; color coded for easy reading!

WTF Indeed

2012-01-03 08:48:56 PM

I can't wait for Newt to take down Romney as he goes down. New Hampshire and South Carolina will be fun.

I Said

2012-01-03 08:53:19 PM

WTF Indeed: I can't wait for Newt to take down Romney as he goes down. New Hampshire and South Carolina will be fun.

It's such a turnaround, considering 2-3 months ago, he was only really on stage returning everyone to civility and reminding them that Obama was their target.

I can't believe Newt could be so 2 faced!

I Said

2012-01-03 08:59:21 PM

Anyone have an MSNBC feed?

The old men on the FNC feed are making me want to eat my own eyeballs.

lulfas

2012-01-03 08:59:26 PM

Too close to call, with Romney/Paul/Santorum hovering all around 22%

Nishu

2012-01-03 08:59:37 PM

http://iowagop.org/

I think this one might be more up to date.

sarahthustra

2012-01-03 09:00:09 PM

this is so much fun.

Shaggy_C

2012-01-03 09:00:10 PM

Glad to see we've got something official now. I feel like that Huckabee thread was getting more comments than it deserved!

what_now

2012-01-03 09:00:14 PM

WTF Indeed: I can't wait to buy what_now a drink. ~~for Newt to take down Romney as he goes down. New Hampshire and South Carolina will be fun.~~

Three Crooked Squirrels

2012-01-03 09:00:18 PM

GREEN! Yeah!

BalugaJoe

2012-01-03 09:00:32 PM

Rom Paul.

Nuff Said McFarky

2012-01-03 09:00:49 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Google has a great web tool to watch the results; color coded for easy reading!

Why the hell is Cain's name still on that? Write-ins?

BTW, it looks like Santorum is rising to the top like so much froth and foam.

elchip

2012-01-03 09:01:01 PM

Exit poll looks good for RU PAUL

Johnny Savage

2012-01-03 09:01:18 PM

All things considered, this is far more fascinating than normal election night coverage.

ultraholland

2012-01-03 09:01:26 PM

I'm voting for Kodos.

Le Grand Inquisitor

2012-01-03 09:01:27 PM

Jon Huntsman 2016

coeyagi

2012-01-03 09:01:27 PM

About god damn time.

//thank you

I Said

2012-01-03 09:01:28 PM

Shaggy_C: Glad to see we've got something official now. I feel like that Huckabee thread was getting more comments than it deserved!

HUCKABEE IS STILL RELEVANT!

He's Jesus with a McDonald's gift card and a charming delivery for his hate.

indylaw

2012-01-03 09:01:47 PM

Just watched a caucus in Urbandale, IA on C-SPAN. It's an interesting model for voting - much better IMO than simple primary voting.

Dear Jerk

2012-01-03 09:01:49 PM

The GOP primary had never been fun before this. It was always scary.

coeyagi

2012-01-03 09:02:02 PM

pr0n Raul

Sarah Palin's Conscience

2012-01-03 09:02:05 PM

DamnYankees

2012-01-03 09:02:08 PM

Ah, here we go.

Nishu

2012-01-03 09:02:16 PM

Nuff Said McFarky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Google has a great web tool to watch the results; color coded for easy reading!

Why the hell is Cain's name still on that? Write-ins?

BTW, it looks like Santorum is rising to the top like so much froth and foam.

Yeah, it's a write in ballot. Whole thing. Watching it on cspan right now and they're just writing their choices.

eddiesocket

2012-01-03 09:02:18 PM

Astonishing just how far the Party of Lincoln has fallen when a gay hating piece of shiat like Santorum (who lost his own Senate race in 2006 by double digits) is leading the GOP field.

9beers

2012-01-03 09:02:29 PM

Bachmann projected to finish last.

NateGrey

2012-01-03 09:02:58 PM

This is by some number Democrat cross over night, we just don't know how large that number is. Paul will be the beneficiary of such shenanigans, but with open voting allowed it works.

More like Dem-o-craps amirite?

coeyagi

2012-01-03 09:03:01 PM

Who does James T. Kirk endorse?

A Fark Handle

2012-01-03 09:03:13 PM

god help us all...there's not a serious candidate in the bunch, ok maybe huntsman...

ariseatex

2012-01-03 09:03:28 PM

elchip: Exit poll looks good for RU PAUL

www.popcrunch.com

sarahthustra

2012-01-03 09:03:30 PM

ew. paul/romney/santorum three-way.

damn my active imagination.

Lost Thought 00

2012-01-03 09:03:40 PM

9beers: Bachmann projected to finish last.

Huntsman currently has 53 votes to Bachmann's 588. She will not finish last.

Mr. Anon

2012-01-03 09:03:49 PM

The only way america wins tonight is if meteors strike each candidate.

BalugaJoe

2012-01-03 09:03:51 PM

9beers: Bachmann projected to finish last.

I hate her.

Outrageous Muff

2012-01-03 09:04:01 PM

Haha, Gary Johnson dropped out of the libertarian party race and endorsed soon to be Libertarian candidate RON PAUL.

coeyagi

2012-01-03 09:04:04 PM

9beers: Bachmann projected to finish last.

Hum a corn dog! Hum a corn dog!

//MSNBC saying she is about to drop out

I Said

2012-01-03 09:04:05 PM

Gary Johnson endorses Paul. I'd just like to say, as a liberal, any of you who thought there were few or no similarities between those two (or that Johnson would NEVER do that): Nanny nanny poo poo.

eddiesocket

2012-01-03 09:04:09 PM

Nuff Said McFarky: Why the hell is Cain's name still on that? Write-ins?

Not only is it write-in, but Cain never dropped out. He only "suspended" his campaign so he can still collect and spend contributions. The whole thing was a money making scheme.

robsul82

2012-01-03 09:04:34 PM

NBC News - 8% counted

Paul 24%
Santorum 23%
Romney 23%

Nuff Said McFarky

2012-01-03 09:04:57 PM

A Fark Handle: god help us all...there's not a serious candidate in the bunch, ok maybe huntsman...

Which all but guarantees he's going nowhere.

Nishu: Nuff Said McFarky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Google has a great web tool to watch the results; color coded for easy reading!

Why the hell is Cain's name still on that? Write-ins?

BTW, it looks like Santorum is rising to the top like so much froth and foam.

Yeah, it's a write in ballot. Whole thing. Watching it on cspan right now and they're just writing their choices.

Thanks for the quick answer.

coeyagi

2012-01-03 09:05:18 PM

robsul82: NBC News - 8% counted

Paul 24%
Santorum 23%
Romney 23%

C'mon Frothy!

Craptastic

2012-01-03 09:05:18 PM

Chris Matthews just asked (re: Bachmann) "Do you think she's going to endorse Santorum?"

Do it, crazy-eyes!

Three Crooked Squirrels

2012-01-03 09:05:18 PM

MSNBC (not verbatim): Word is Michelle Bachmann is about to be told by her inner circle to call it quits . .

Well, won't come as much of a surprise if she hears it first on TV.

BalugaJoe

2012-01-03 09:05:21 PM

Outrageous Muff: Haha, Gary Johnson dropped out of the libertarian party race and endorsed soon to be Libertarian candidate RON PAUL.

Ron Paul

DamnYankees

2012-01-03 09:05:26 PM

eddiesocket: Nuff Said McFarky: Why the hell is Cain's name still on that? Write-ins?

Not only is it write-in, but Cain never dropped out. He only "suspended" his campaign so he can still collect and spend contributions. The whole thing was a money making scheme.

Man, this race would have been so much more fun had he still been involved.

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