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Because crime is so low, Detroit decides to lay off 100 police officers
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Ed Finnerty
2012-01-03 08:16:15 PM
FTFA:
However, sources say the move is a procedural matter, and that they do not expect the layoff notices will actually be acted upon.
In other news, we managed to pass off another empty husk as a story.
CruiserTwelve
2012-01-03 08:35:28 PM
Ed Finnerty
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In other news, we managed to pass off another empty husk as a story.
Yep. They're not actually being laid off, they're just being transferred to a grant funded pay source. It's just a procedural matter for the finance department.
Shostie
2012-01-03 08:46:41 PM
skinink
2012-01-03 09:28:10 PM
Just_a_Bear
2012-01-03 10:25:29 PM
hey, it worked for Camden...
9beers
2012-01-03 10:26:52 PM
Hey, did you guys see that video of the cop planting drugs?
rockforever
2012-01-03 10:28:05 PM
Yes, because more cops means less crime.
9beers
2012-01-03 10:29:54 PM
One of many reasons Detroit is so broke is people buying back their foreclosed homes to avoid paying property taxes.
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bdub77
2012-01-03 10:31:38 PM
"You are fired. Leave the premises immediately. You have 10 seconds to comply."
lack of warmth
2012-01-03 10:32:00 PM
Nothing new. They do it with the teachers with lower seniority all the time. Weird way of handling funds. Very stressful for some that they chose new careers.
HellRaisingHoosier
2012-01-03 10:33:40 PM
FTFA
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"However, sources say the move is a procedural matter, and that they do not expect the layoff notices will actually be acted upon. At issue is federal grants used for funding the department. Currently, the department received universal hiring grants from the Department of Justice."
Sounds like some commie bullshiat to me.
Wayne 985
2012-01-03 10:36:30 PM
9beers
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Hey, did you guys see that edited video of the cop "planting" drugs?
imprimere
2012-01-03 10:41:18 PM
So, how about we take all of the jobs required to 'repurpose' funds and eliminate them? Why does red tape cost so damn much?
bojon
2012-01-03 10:42:49 PM
They now hope that funding will continue next year. Job security it is not.
TomD9938
2012-01-03 10:46:16 PM
bojon
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They now hope that funding will continue next year
Dont we all?
BronyMedic
2012-01-03 10:47:34 PM
Hey, guys, has anyone made an OCP/Robocop reference yet? Because, it's so timely...
Pvt Joker
2012-01-03 10:55:32 PM
apachevoyeur
2012-01-03 10:58:14 PM
They shouldn't have spent so much on the new police cruisers...
wolf_in_cheapclothing
2012-01-03 11:03:26 PM
Fewer cops = fewer arrests = fewer convictions = lower crime rate
Genius
jeffowl
2012-01-03 11:06:26 PM
No, they are using the federal money to pay current officers instead of hiring additional officers like they were supposed to. They will transfer the cost of maintaining status quo to the feds and take the internal money that should have gone to the police salaries and give it to some corrupt contractor who will kick some of it back to corrupt politicians.
Or maybe I'm just being cynical.
HempHead
2012-01-03 11:11:00 PM
Detroit is done cooked.
Time to start over with a new city and coffee cups.
Sim Tree
2012-01-03 11:11:52 PM
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No, they are using the federal money to pay current officers instead of hiring additional officers like they were supposed to. They will transfer the cost of maintaining status quo to the feds and take the internal money that should have gone to the police salaries and give it to some corrupt contractor who will kick some of it back to corrupt politicians.
Or maybe I'm just being cynical.
No, I believe you have it pretty down pat.
Notabunny
2012-01-03 11:21:01 PM
What would happen if Detroit were to disincorporate and turn everything over to the county? They could incorporate again later when the economics indicate a City of Detroit would be sustainable.
BravadoGT
2012-01-03 11:23:01 PM
Your move, New Orleans...
ACallForPeace
2012-01-03 11:25:03 PM
It's Detroit.
Of course firing police officers will lower the crime rate.
I mean police usually aren't prosecuted or punished even if blatantly caught doing criminal actions. So yeah, at the worst, firing police officers will add all the crime to your charts that the accounting trick that is political corruption and the blue line of gangsters has hid.
Twist2005
2012-01-03 11:26:47 PM
lack of warmth
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Nothing new. They do it with the teachers with lower seniority all the time. Weird way of handling funds. Very stressful for some that they chose new careers.
Yep. So not looking forward to that.
/education major
HoodCrowd
2012-01-03 11:27:46 PM
Cops are being fired because unions and government interference in the free market ruined Detroit.
AbortionsForAll
2012-01-03 11:28:56 PM
Yep. That's what happens when an area is populated chiefly by non-producing social parasites (no money for public services; such as law enforcement). Don't let me stop you from blaming the city though. After all, police officers generally work for free and their equipment comes from their mystical green lantern rings, so it doesn't cost anything either (and if it did, hey dollars are green!).
Black people, if left to their own devices, will destroy
anything
and
everything
. This is simply a fact of nature. Go ahead and try to give me even one example of a prosperous region that's chiefly occupied by black people. On right. You can't.
Pop quiz time! Which one doesn't belong:
The Loch Ness Monster
Sasquatch
A Prosperous Black City
Water
dee_snutz
2012-01-03 11:33:26 PM
AbortionsForAll
2012-01-03 11:35:14 PM
Also:
It's so cooooold in tha D (because I didn't pay the utilities)!
here to help
2012-01-03 11:44:48 PM
What are they supposed to do? Pay them in f*cking rusty rebar and graffitti'd cinder blocks? That city got ruined decades ago. They can't even afford to tear down the rotting buildings.
Detroit is going back to nature. Let it be a warning for the potential future of the rest of America's great cities.
DerechoSCK
2012-01-03 11:46:53 PM
Shostie
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Came here to post this.
/leaving happy
rooftop235
2012-01-03 11:47:15 PM
Those old Ford Taurus were great cars, once they fixed the transmission problems.
TomD9938
2012-01-03 11:51:26 PM
AbortionsForAll
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Black people, if left to their own devices, will destroy anything and everything. This is simply a fact of nature. Go ahead and try to give me even one example of a prosperous region that's chiefly occupied by black people.
Twist2005
2012-01-03 11:53:07 PM
AbortionsForAll
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wharrrrgarble
0/10. Your handle gives you away.
untaken_name
2012-01-03 11:53:13 PM
AbortionsForAll
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Also:
It's so cooooold in tha D (because I didn't pay the utilities)!
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 469x357]
I absolutely hate you for reminding me of that video. Have you no compassion, man?
/How the fark we sposed to keep peace?
AbortionsForAll
2012-01-03 11:54:40 PM
TomD9938
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AbortionsForAll: Black people, if left to their own devices, will destroy anything and everything. This is simply a fact of nature. Go ahead and try to give me even one example of a prosperous region that's chiefly occupied by black people.
[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x234]
I noticed you gave in to your confusion before answering my quiz, Dr. Gonzo.
And other guy: Yes I am a troll. No, I am not trolling right now.
AbortionsForAll
2012-01-03 11:55:39 PM
untaken_name
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AbortionsForAll: Also:
It's so cooooold in tha D (because I didn't pay the utilities)!
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 469x357]
I absolutely hate you for reminding me of that video. Have you no compassion, man?
/How the fark we sposed to keep peace?
I will never allow the world to forget that abomination.
TomD9938
2012-01-04 12:05:27 AM
AbortionsForAll
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I noticed you gave in to your confusion before answering my quiz
I was going to caption but decided against it.
You'd be Duke in this scene, talking up your plans of renting out little Christina to an entire convention of fat, horny, middle aged cops.
Of course Duke was trolling his attorney as well.
Primum
2012-01-04 12:09:51 AM
AbortionsForAll
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Yep. That's what happens when an area is populated chiefly by non-producing social parasites (no money for public services; such as law enforcement). Don't let me stop you from blaming the city though. After all, police officers generally work for free and their equipment comes from their mystical green lantern rings, so it doesn't cost anything either (and if it did, hey dollars are green!).
Black people, if left to their own devices, will destroy anything and everything. This is simply a fact of nature. Go ahead and try to give me even one example of a prosperous region that's chiefly occupied by black people. On right. You can't.
Pop quiz time! Which one doesn't belong:
The Loch Ness Monster
Sasquatch
A Prosperous Black City
Water
Barbados is pretty nice. Jamaica is not too bad but it's a bit higher (worse) up on the Quality of Life Index. Trinidad and Tobago? Those aren't bad.
Yeah and black people destroy everything. I think you could visit some cities in Kenya, South Africa, etc. that while poor and underdeveloped aren't exactly "destroyed".
Here's a destroyed city: Grozny (all caucausian, chuckles)
Here's a destroyed city: Beirut (all middle easterner, farkstick)
That's just a couple recent examples. You only have to go back about 75 years to find a WHOLE bunch of "white," destroyed cities and the corpses of about tens of millions of white people who killed each other with great ferocity and technology.
One Bad Apple
2012-01-04 12:10:23 AM
AbortionsForAll
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untaken_name: AbortionsForAll: Also:
It's so cooooold in tha D (because I didn't pay the utilities)!
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 469x357]
I absolutely hate you for reminding me of that video. Have you no compassion, man?
/How the fark we sposed to keep peace?
I will never allow the world to forget that abomination.
Surely you cannot condemn an entire race based on one lousy music video ?
AbortionsForAll
2012-01-04 12:14:43 AM
Primum
:
AbortionsForAll: Yep. That's what happens when an area is populated chiefly by non-producing social parasites (no money for public services; such as law enforcement). Don't let me stop you from blaming the city though. After all, police officers generally work for free and their equipment comes from their mystical green lantern rings, so it doesn't cost anything either (and if it did, hey dollars are green!).
Black people, if left to their own devices, will destroy anything and everything. This is simply a fact of nature. Go ahead and try to give me even one example of a prosperous region that's chiefly occupied by black people. On right. You can't.
Pop quiz time! Which one doesn't belong:
The Loch Ness Monster
Sasquatch
A Prosperous Black City
Water
Barbados is pretty nice. Jamaica is not too bad but it's a bit higher (worse) up on the Quality of Life Index. Trinidad and Tobago? Those aren't bad.
Yeah and black people destroy everything. I think you could visit some cities in Kenya, South Africa, etc. that while poor and underdeveloped aren't exactly "destroyed".
Here's a destroyed city: Grozny (all caucausian, chuckles)
Here's a destroyed city: Beirut (all middle easterner, farkstick)
That's just a couple recent examples. You only have to go back about 75 years to find a WHOLE bunch of "white," destroyed cities and the corpses of about tens of millions of white people who killed each other with great ferocity and technology.
I think it's obvious enough how far you're reaching with your "examples". Seriously dude. Trinidad? Jamaica? Really? Those are lofty examples of man-kind's social achievements? Keep trying.
And no. I don't condemn a race based on a horrid music video. I condemn a race based on observations made whilst living in close proximity to Camden and Philadelphia.
Twist2005
2012-01-04 12:15:15 AM
AbortionsForAll
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TomD9938: AbortionsForAll: Black people, if left to their own devices, will destroy anything and everything. This is simply a fact of nature. Go ahead and try to give me even one example of a prosperous region that's chiefly occupied by black people.
[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x234]
I noticed you gave in to your confusion before answering my quiz, Dr. Gonzo.
And other guy: Yes I am a troll. No, I am not trolling right now.
I kind of want to believe you are...otherwise I have to reset my sarcasm filters which is a monumental pain in the arse.
To be honest; I can't answer your quiz for certain. Isn't Trinidad supposed to be pleasant though?
/no, I don't visit the politics tab
AbortionsForAll
2012-01-04 12:17:22 AM
And notice how you're the one immediaely resorting to personal insults. Interesting...
untaken_name
2012-01-04 12:17:28 AM
One Bad Apple
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AbortionsForAll: untaken_name: AbortionsForAll: Also:
It's so cooooold in tha D (because I didn't pay the utilities)!
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 469x357]
I absolutely hate you for reminding me of that video. Have you no compassion, man?
/How the fark we sposed to keep peace?
I will never allow the world to forget that abomination.
Surely you cannot condemn an entire race based on one lousy music video ?
I'm going out on a limb here - you haven't watched the video, have you?
/I don't want to condemn an entire race
//just the entire cast of that video.
///and I'd condemn them to an eternal loop of that video
One Bad Apple
2012-01-04 12:18:18 AM
Twist2005
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...otherwise I have to reset my sarcasm filters which is a monumental pain in the arse.
Have you considered relocating them to someplace easier to reach ?
AbortionsForAll
2012-01-04 12:19:41 AM
I do know that the Caribbean has the second highest aids infection rate (to sub-Saharan Africa). I also know that white people who stray from their resorts are liable to get mugged at machete point.
mizchief
2012-01-04 12:20:06 AM
If you have at least one working limb, you have no excuse for living in Detroit anyway.
ACallForPeace
2012-01-04 12:21:27 AM
AbortionsForAll
:
And no. I don't condemn a race based on a horrid music video. I condemn a race based on observations made whilst living in close proximity to Camden and Philadelphia.
You condemn a cultural fiction only very marginally based in biology.
"Race" is only as powerful as a determinant as people's perceptions (and resulting actions and attitudes) allow it to be. I suppose you hate Italians for not being white enough too right?
You might as well be arguing that blue eyed people are inferior to green eyed people or something else based on cosmetics.
One Bad Apple
2012-01-04 12:21:35 AM
untaken_name
:
I'm going out on a limb here - you haven't watched the video, have you?
/I don't want to condemn an entire race
//just the entire cast of that video.
///and I'd condemn them to an eternal loop of that video
I saw a clip on Tosh it was enough to get the point. I've forced myself to watch the full version of 2girls1cup and I won't watch more than 10 seconds of that dreck.
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