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2012-01-03 06:46:55 PM
assets.sbnation.com

/ that was painful
// should have hit on the chic with the mike while on Jumbotron
 
2012-01-03 06:52:23 PM
these are as real as Bigfoot
 
2012-01-03 07:57:44 PM
i.imgur.com
Nice beard bro.
 
2012-01-03 08:17:26 PM
How do you end up in a relationship where you don't know what the answer will be?
 
2012-01-03 08:21:25 PM
ultraholland:

these are as real as Bigfoot

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-03 08:32:41 PM
I talk to my girlfriend all the time about how I'm gonna propose and have it be memorable. She enjoys the wackiness I manage to come up with.

Her favorite of my ideas - while deer hunting with her family, after we get one, I pretend to remove something from it's mouth (getting down on one knee to do it), then pull out the ring, saying "You've caught me red handed - will you marry me?"

My favorite - we were planning on going to a Con as Link and Zelda. Going up on stage for the costume contest, I'd pull out the ring and say "It's not safe to go alone. Will you take this?"
 
2012-01-03 09:06:06 PM
ArkAngel: while deer hunting with her family

Why not just hand the ring over in the "change purse"?
 
2012-01-03 09:25:07 PM
R.A.Danny: How do you end up in a relationship where you don't know what the answer will be?

Pretty much this. You don't do this without KNOWING the answer is going to be 'yes'

Incidentally, organizing a jumbotron-type proposal as a prank on a friend on a first- or early-date...that's a good idea
 
2012-01-03 09:34:47 PM
ArkAngel: My favorite - we were planning on going to a Con as Link and Zelda. Going up on stage for the costume contest, I'd pull out the ring and say "It's not safe to go alone. Will you take this?"

You know, that's really nerdily sweet. Reminds me of the one where a guy programmed that screen in the Zelda game ROM and then had his girlfriend play the game. She got to that point in the game and the old man said, "It's dangerous to go alone. Will you marry me?". It worked, apparently.
 
2012-01-03 09:57:19 PM
Poor acting is poor.
 
2012-01-03 10:54:14 PM
ArkAngel: I talk to my girlfriend all the time about how I'm gonna propose and have it be memorable. She enjoys the wackiness I manage to come up with.

Her favorite of my ideas - while deer hunting with her family, after we get one, I pretend to remove something from it's mouth (getting down on one knee to do it), then pull out the ring, saying "You've caught me red handed - will you marry me?"

My favorite - we were planning on going to a Con as Link and Zelda. Going up on stage for the costume contest, I'd pull out the ring and say "It's not safe to go alone. Will you take this?"


Dude, that comment alone probably got you laid that night.



But fellas, really, you need to discuss marriage with your woman before you spring that shiat on her. Real life ain't he movies.
 
2012-01-03 10:57:44 PM
Doesn't this happen in every stadium around the nation these days?

Next you'll tell me that the shy guy that the jumbotron screen locks on for far too long until he suddenly bust into a 30 second dance routine isn't spontaneous either.
 
2012-01-03 11:02:13 PM
Yep, and such spontaneity also had a reporter nearby. Absolutely real, no question about it.
 
2012-01-03 11:04:31 PM
I'mma gonna call fake.
 
2012-01-03 11:12:18 PM
I didn't even watch it and I know it's not real.
 
2012-01-03 11:26:23 PM
Not embarrassing: UCLA sucks so bad this year there were only a couple dozen people in the stands.
 
2012-01-03 11:42:01 PM
I forget the company, but am pretty sure this is an ad campaign. They release these viral videos and do other 'alternative' or 'non mainstream' forms of marketing.

//whiskey=
 
2012-01-04 12:02:07 AM
R.A.Danny: How do you end up in a relationship where you don't know what the answer will be?

Yup, my thoughts exactly. My gf and I were talking about this. We've had many talks about the future, and we both have said we want to spend the rest of our lives together. We are ready,,,,

but yeah, if you can't tell your s/o isn't sure about where she wants things to go...there's already a severe lack of communication.

Also, I think guys that do this, have a sense of desperation to them. They think its showing the girl how much he loves her, to everyone else it looks like they are doing it where it's really hard to say no with all the peer pressure around them
 
2012-01-04 12:12:51 AM
this is totally legit!

so are radio show prank calls!!!

*facepalm*
 
2012-01-04 12:17:54 AM
Better than getting divorced.
 
2012-01-04 12:22:10 AM
0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
 
2012-01-04 12:32:23 AM
I think I've seen that women before in commercials. Fake event, they are actors.
 
2012-01-04 12:45:27 AM
R.A.Danny: How do you end up in a relationship where you don't know what the answer will be?

My first instinct is to agree with you, but I know better. First time my dad proposed to my mom she said no. He asked again 6 months later and she said yes. They've now been married for 34 years.
 
2012-01-04 12:46:24 AM
The number 23 is bad mojo. Never propose on the 23rd.

23rd comment?
 
2012-01-04 12:57:39 AM
Trocadero: [0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com image 600x433]

I don't get it???

Is that 'b r d' or 'b r o''?

Or am I supposed to be looking at the douche eyewear?

Or the crack in the wall?

And what relevance does any of it have?

Sorry if you happened to post in the wrong thread but you're not a TF-er and I don't see any thread talking about bad facial hair or bad glasses.

/maybe "chinbro" is the name of your band or something
//shoulda called yoursleves the "Lisa Lobe-Bros" or the "Tina Fey Gheys"
///Happy New Year
 
2012-01-04 12:58:24 AM
Klippoklondike: R.A.Danny: How do you end up in a relationship where you don't know what the answer will be?

My first instinct is to agree with you, but I know better. First time my dad proposed to my mom she said no. He asked again 6 months later and she said yes. They've now been married for 34 years.


And she still resents him for it.
 
2012-01-04 01:01:23 AM
Oh wait... BRO BEARD....now I get it!!!

Sorry a little(lot) drunk. Still a stupid pic though.
 
2012-01-04 01:03:34 AM
Nuno311: Oh wait... BRO BEARD....now I get it!!!

Sorry a little(lot) drunk. Still a stupid pic though.

3.bp.blogspot.com
You gets one.
 
2012-01-04 01:43:33 AM
mamoru: ArkAngel: My favorite - we were planning on going to a Con as Link and Zelda. Going up on stage for the costume contest, I'd pull out the ring and say "It's not safe to go alone. Will you take this?"

You know, that's really nerdily sweet. Reminds me of the one where a guy programmed that screen in the Zelda game ROM and then had his girlfriend play the game. She got to that point in the game and the old man said, "It's dangerous to go alone. Will you marry me?". It worked, apparently.


It wasn't Zelda, it as Chrono Trigger as it was on Fark a year or two ago... or so I was told.
 
2012-01-04 02:03:32 AM
Allen262: It wasn't Zelda, it as Chrono Trigger as it was on Fark a year or two ago... or so I was told.

Ahem. (^)
 
2012-01-04 02:37:56 AM
Nuno311: Oh wait... BRO BEARD....now I get it!!!

Sorry a little(lot) drunk. Still a stupid pic though.


I bnet people look at you funny sometimes when you get jokes three or four days after you hear em and burst into laughter.
 
2012-01-04 03:05:39 AM
Allen262: mamoru: ArkAngel: My favorite - we were planning on going to a Con as Link and Zelda. Going up on stage for the costume contest, I'd pull out the ring and say "It's not safe to go alone. Will you take this?"

You know, that's really nerdily sweet. Reminds me of the one where a guy programmed that screen in the Zelda game ROM and then had his girlfriend play the game. She got to that point in the game and the old man said, "It's dangerous to go alone. Will you marry me?". It worked, apparently.

It wasn't Zelda, it as Chrono Trigger as it was on Fark a year or two ago... or so I was told.


There was a pretty great version of this done in Earthbound.
 
2012-01-04 03:10:17 AM
I remember the first time I learned that teams do this shiat on purpose to get interest for people to go to games. I was crushed. And its a shiatty marketing strategy. Like "oh man, I'ma go to a game to see some loser get a proposal rejected"

The reporter right there was a great touch. As was the guy pulling back in horror when she grabbed his face for the kiss for the misletoe cam. Wouldn't a dude about to marry her kiss her, then do it?
 
2012-01-04 03:44:11 AM
mamoru: Allen262: It wasn't Zelda, it as Chrono Trigger as it was on Fark a year or two ago... or so I was told.

Ahem. (^)


From the Farkhive. The Youtube Video is still up as well.

Link (Man proposes by hacking Chrono Trigger, new window. Fark.com)
 
2012-01-04 03:50:18 AM
Allen262: From the Farkhive. The Youtube Video is still up as well.

That doesn't change the fact that the one to which I was referring was specifically Zelda. However, the Chrono Trigger hack is still very impressive. :)
 
2012-01-04 05:27:39 AM
I thought this one was also pretty cool for a gamer wedding proposal:
Portal 2 (new window)
 
2012-01-04 06:06:03 AM
wombatsrus: I think I've seen that women before in commercials. Fake event, they are actors.

I could tell by the pixels.
 
2012-01-04 06:34:36 AM
I proposed when she caught me in bed with a hooker.
Impeccable timing.
She still said no, for some reason.
 
2012-01-04 07:40:43 AM
FTFA: There have been some instances of attention-seeking fake marriage proposals at sporting events in the past, but this doesn't seem like one of them.

You just know the two-bit PR person from the company that produces this sh*t probably thought they were a genius for throwing this line in the press release.
 
2012-01-04 08:07:27 AM
I'm not saying he was influEnced by aliens...
 
2012-01-04 08:58:46 AM
REO-Weedwagon: FTFA: There have been some instances of attention-seeking fake marriage proposals at sporting events in the past, but this doesn't seem like one of them.

You just know the two-bit PR person from the company that produces this sh*t probably thought they were a genius for throwing this line in the press release.


And the ace sports reporter repeats the PR word for word. What a hack.
 
2012-01-04 10:32:46 AM
im not arguing whether its real or not. But can someone explain to me why someone would fake this?
 
2012-01-04 10:41:40 AM
I love when dumbasses get shiat on in public because they totally deserve it. Obviously, this guy had a small dick and no pussy control which explains why this broad didn't want to marry the sloppy pussy whipped chump. She was just in it for the money and presents he was probably dumping on her.
 
2012-01-04 11:16:29 AM
Dogfacedgod: I love when dumbasses get shiat on in public because they totally deserve it. Obviously, this guy had a small dick and no pussy control which explains why this broad didn't want to marry the sloppy pussy whipped chump. She was just in it for the money and presents he was probably dumping on her.

You don't sound like you have a huge chip on your shoulder at all.

/maybe you should work on your "pussy control"
 
2012-01-04 11:23:44 AM
Fake.
 
2012-01-04 01:39:18 PM
Dogfacedgod: I love when dumbasses get shiat on in public because they totally deserve it. Obviously, this guy had a small dick and no pussy control which explains why this broad didn't want to marry the sloppy pussy whipped chump. She was just in it for the money and presents he was probably dumping on her.

And because all those people were around he couldn't even give her the beating she deserved, right?
 
2012-01-04 01:45:44 PM
GeeksAreMyPeeps: R.A.Danny: How do you end up in a relationship where you don't know what the answer will be?

Pretty much this. You don't do this without KNOWING the answer is going to be 'yes'

Incidentally, organizing a jumbotron-type proposal as a prank on a friend on a first- or early-date...that's a good idea


Yes it is (College Humor Prank war) (new window)
 
2012-01-04 03:08:28 PM
LS1Bird: The number 23 is bad mojo. Never propose on the 23rd.

23rd comment?


Totally met and proposed to my (very soon to be) ex wife on the 23rd.

/csb
 
2012-01-04 03:30:24 PM
mooseyfate: You don't sound like you have a huge chip on your shoulder at all.

/maybe you should work on your "pussy contr


My shiat is on lock down, playa. You sound like you've been rejected a few dozen times, and fat.
 
2012-01-04 04:20:03 PM
I think the Wizards did this a few years back it was fake then too.
 
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