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(OKHenderson)   "Republican candidates more interested in defeating Obama than rebuilding America" says known socialist Obama supporter Mike Huckabee (R-Arkansas)   (okhenderson.com) divider line 44
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2012-01-03 07:18:54 PM
3 votes:

Bagelox-99: Jesus was


Polish...I mean, he was a carpenter who ended up nailed to a piece of wood!
2012-01-04 12:34:04 AM
2 votes:

Car_Ramrod: I want Santorum supporters to explain why Ricky should be president without using words like "religion", "faith", "God", or "Christian".


People may start marrying turtles, otherwise.
2012-01-03 08:51:51 PM
2 votes:

I Said: Car_Ramrod: [img36.imageshack.us image 524x212]

Way to fight the battle of ideas, RON.

I'll bet you three caucus votes that RP has no idea that was tweeted.


When Ron runs in 2028, he'll claim he had no idea who wrote it.

//history always repeats repeats itself
2012-01-03 07:16:57 PM
2 votes:

The Larch: Githerax: What does "rebuilding America" mean, exactly?

Do you remember how great the country was back in 1955, when your knees didn't ache and people drove slower and bread cost a nickel and those damned kids weren't on your lawn and a phones were simple to use?

Well, it's going to be just like that again.


And those lucky black people didn't have to wait in line at the white water fountain.
2012-01-03 06:25:09 PM
2 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: hey subtard, when you use quotation marks, you are supposed to be quoting something he said.

he never said Republican CANDIDATES. He said many Republicans.

Nice troll though.


Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of derp on Fark. Based on this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie... thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
2012-01-03 06:10:00 PM
2 votes:

Nadie_AZ: Yeah, but in the end they win. Even if the place is a smoldering ruin of destruction, they win!


So they are even more evil than Raistlin, who gave up when he saw that he could win, but would rule over nothing as the battle would destroy everything?
2012-01-03 06:09:28 PM
2 votes:
The Larch: Do you remember how great the country was back in 1955, when your knees didn't ache and people drove slower and bread cost a nickel and those damned kids weren't on your lawn and a phones were simple to use?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.
2012-01-03 05:55:20 PM
2 votes:
I kinda like this guy when there is no chance that he's going to be in charge of anything.
2012-01-03 05:46:20 PM
2 votes:
We need a Well, DUH tag

/more obvious than obvious
2012-01-03 05:44:26 PM
2 votes:
Yeah, but in the end they win. Even if the place is a smoldering ruin of destruction, they win!

And that's all they care about.

It's awesome that they lost (and still are losing) their collective sh*t over a black man beating them. This shows that they are indeed the party of old, white, wealthy men.
2012-01-04 12:39:42 AM
1 votes:

ipsofacto: Looks like Santorum knows his way around a caucus.


Did you mean coccyx?
2012-01-03 10:11:49 PM
1 votes:

DamnYankees: I just want anybody but Romney, for the lulz.


Screw that. I want a GOP convention floor fight.
2012-01-03 09:04:29 PM
1 votes:
Libertarianism is what you get when you ask a kindergartener to discuss the political ramifications of the complexity of government.
2012-01-03 08:57:40 PM
1 votes:
F*CK IT

t2.gstatic.com

I'M WATCHING A FOX FEED

/Anyone remember the debate feeds? It's the same doddering old men. They just discussed how Christine O'Donnell is not a witch
2012-01-03 08:56:38 PM
1 votes:
Car_Ramrod:

Personal responsibility is for other people.


Newt Gingrich has that tattooed on his stomach, THUG LIFE-style.
2012-01-03 08:53:28 PM
1 votes:

coeyagi: I Said: Car_Ramrod: [img36.imageshack.us image 524x212]

Way to fight the battle of ideas, RON.

I'll bet you three caucus votes that RP has no idea that was tweeted.

When Ron runs in 2028, he'll claim he had no idea who wrote it.

//history always repeats repeats itself


Personal responsibility is for other people.
2012-01-03 08:42:24 PM
1 votes:
img36.imageshack.us

Way to fight the battle of ideas, RON.
2012-01-03 08:34:30 PM
1 votes:

The Larch: Knara: "Class warfare" coming from a Conservative is a dog-whistle for those who think that, in spite of the fact that they're currently eating spam and ramen while working at the only job their GED will qualify them for, it's Obama keeping their "ship from coming in" with ethereal waves of Muslim Socialism.

No, it's not. The people on the second rung of the ladder know they're on the second rung of the ladder, and they know they're never going to move up very far.

But the people on the second rung also know who's on the bottom rung. "Class warfare" is a dog whistle word about making sure that the folks on the bottom rung stay in their place, and making sure they don't get all uppity and try to move up up a couple rungs.

Now, normally politicians like to stick to the dog whistle words like class warfare, because coming right out and saying who's on the bottom rung is a pretty bad idea. But sometimes a guy like Santorum will just came right out and said it out loud. The type of folks who are going to vote for Santorum are pretty close to the bottom, and they're never going to move, but they know who's lower, and Santorum promised to keep a boot on their head so they stay there.


Good points. In addition, Republicans at the lower end of the socioeconomic spectrum are torn between two delusions. On one hand, they are proud of how hard they work for how little they make and glorify their lack of upward mobility. On the other hand, they believe that they will someday be rich themselves, and these riches will be the result of supernatural magic.
2012-01-03 08:24:34 PM
1 votes:
Looks like Santorum knows his way around a caucus.
2012-01-03 08:18:30 PM
1 votes:

Lando Lincoln: Cletus C.: trying to ignite class warfare

Class warfare is going on, whether you want to admit it or not. And the rich are winning. All rational people know this.


It's only called "class warfare" when the regular joes start fighting back. We should be thankful when we're crapped on by the majestic Job Creators.
2012-01-03 08:16:56 PM
1 votes:

Sarsin: coeyagi: FTFY

Yeah, I forgot their social policy.

1. Tax cuts.
2. End regulation that impedes rich people getting more moar moniez.
3. Tax cuts.
4. End welfare
5. Tax cuts.
6. Jebus in all the things
7. Tax cuts.


/pet peave
2012-01-03 08:14:51 PM
1 votes:

9beers: Santorum was a likable guy until I saw the story today about them taking their dead kid home from the hospital to show it off to their other children. Creepy dude is creepy.


You hadn't heard about that before? Santorum is against abortion unless it's his wife's.

Are the pro-life people unaware of this?
2012-01-03 07:48:09 PM
1 votes:

Cletus C.: appeasing big-money political backers like environmentalists, unions


Did your parents have any children that lived?
2012-01-03 07:38:22 PM
1 votes:

Sarsin: They don't have anything new. It's:
1. Tax cuts
2. End regulation
3. End welfare

I haven't heard anything new out of any of these jackasses in 20 years.


No, the policies are totally different this time. Their new policies are:

1. Tax cuts (which is totally going to create jobs this time. It's nothing like last time),
2. End regulation (which totally isn't going to throw us into another economic crisis. It's nothing like last time),
3. End welfare (for black people).
2012-01-03 07:15:52 PM
1 votes:

Weaver95: shanrick: Githerax: What does "rebuilding America" mean, exactly?

Making it more jesus and less gay. Also more jesus.

what if Jesus was gay? I mean...he hung out with a bunch of guys and didn't date women. think about it...


What if Jesus was Irish? He worked in the building trades, he was always telling stories, and his last request was a drink.

What if Jesus was Italian? He lived at home until the age of 33, he had wine at every meal, and his mother thought he was God.

What if Jesus was Black? He couldn't hold a steady job, he was always in trouble with the law, and he called everybody "brother."
2012-01-03 07:06:08 PM
1 votes:
Shaggy_C: Bush years without the democrap
congress and Pelosi
weren't so bad????


this is a terrible haiku
2012-01-03 06:59:37 PM
1 votes:

Corvus: Yeah, go with the "We need to return things to the Bush years." Good luck with that!


i39.tinypic.com

Bush years without the democrap
congress and Pelosi
weren't so bad????
2012-01-03 06:40:47 PM
1 votes:
I knew Huckabee was an idiot when he claimed Keith Richards was a great guitar player.
2012-01-03 06:30:42 PM
1 votes:

Britney Spear's Speculum: Not to mention "rebuilding America" means stopping abortion are gay marriage.


what if we stopped gay abortions instead? you think the evangelicals would go for that compromise?
2012-01-03 06:28:43 PM
1 votes:
Oh, and...

fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net
2012-01-03 06:19:57 PM
1 votes:

delathi: I kinda like this guy when there is no chance that he's going to be in charge of anything.


He's always struck me as the kinda guy who would be a nice neighbor, as long as he kept his fuggin' stupid mouth shut about politics and religion.

"Huck! I'm grilling some burgers tonight. Bring your bass guitar. It'll be fun! .... No, sir, I don't wish to be 'saved'. Let's eat some burgers, drink some beer, and play some music instead.... You're running for WHAT? Oh hell no."
2012-01-03 06:17:41 PM
1 votes:

ultraholland: The Larch: Do you remember how great the country was back in 1955, when your knees didn't ache and people drove slower and bread cost a nickel and those damned kids weren't on your lawn and a phones were simple to use?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.


i1135.photobucket.com
2012-01-03 06:11:44 PM
1 votes:

meat0918:

//Someone needs to take Grover Norquist aside and tell him to chill the fark out with the ice cream and realize we live in the real world, not a hellish childhood daddy created.


i'd have spiked Norquist's coffee with LSD then encouraged him to believe that his left hand was EVIL and making him socialist. then given him a meat cleaver and left him alone for a while.
2012-01-03 06:10:51 PM
1 votes:

Weaver95: keylock71: Githerax: What does "rebuilding America" mean, exactly?

A white Republican in the white house and, of course, tax cuts for the wealthy and removal of any programs which benefit the poor.

it's interesting how consistent all our replies to that questions have been....


I can't imagine why...

crooksandliars.com

thefrogblogg.files.wordpress.com

wonkette.com

www.bobcesca.com
2012-01-03 05:55:58 PM
1 votes:

shanrick: Githerax: What does "rebuilding America" mean, exactly?

Making it more jesus and less gay. Also more jesus.


what if Jesus was gay? I mean...he hung out with a bunch of guys and didn't date women. think about it...
2012-01-03 05:55:11 PM
1 votes:
RINO!!!!
2012-01-03 05:52:17 PM
1 votes:

Githerax: What does "rebuilding America" mean, exactly?


For Republicans, it means eliminating the minimum wage, all job safety laws, all environmental regulation, and restricting voting rights to wealthy landowners.
2012-01-03 05:51:11 PM
1 votes:
www.quotecollection.com

A couple more victories like that and we will be undone.

/ So vote Republican.
2012-01-03 05:50:25 PM
1 votes:

Githerax: What does "rebuilding America" mean, exactly?


it means more taxes on the middle class, GOP union busting, and no bid contracts going to key Republican supporters. after the project is 10 years behind schedule and $2 billion over budget, the Republicans will then blame the whole mess on Obama and start a series of closed door hearings on the budget problems.
2012-01-03 05:50:23 PM
1 votes:
The obvious tag can barely contain this article. SHES GONNA BLOW.
2012-01-03 05:50:15 PM
1 votes:

Githerax: What does "rebuilding America" mean, exactly?


It means getting the black guy out of the white house
2012-01-03 05:47:58 PM
1 votes:
What does "rebuilding America" mean, exactly?
2012-01-03 05:47:54 PM
1 votes:
Does Mike Huckabee really believe in the sort of economically populist rhetoric that he espouses, or is it just a put-upon for the sake of the voters? I don't really know much about him. Is there anyone who lived in AR while he was the governor?
2012-01-03 05:46:56 PM
1 votes:
One of the reasons that I was so frustrated and decided not to get in the race was because it appears to me, and it still does to a large degree, that many of the Republicans are more interested in just defeating Barack Obama than they are in rebuilding America

not only that, but the Republicans are also willing to harm the US further (mostly through inaction) in order to damage Obama and give themselves a better shot in the elections later this year.
 
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