I want to see the full video of the press conference where he said that. What the fark reporter with a valid White House press pass asked that?

Where's the long form Haven't traveled to Mars certificate?

Just one more in the long line of lies Obama has told.

Has no comment on advice of counsel.

Holey Carp! It all makes sense now!

Well, duh.

They're not up to sending men to Mars, just spiders.

Likely story.

His service with the chrononauts would explain how he managed to cause the New Orleans hurricane damage, support Al Qaida's rise, cause the 9/11 attacks, AND imploded the economy single handed. If he has access to time traveling technologies, then he is probably responsible for a lot more stuff. Beyond canceling Community. I bet if we go back, we can see that he got Firefly tanked, AND Enterprise greenlit.

Bastiche!

If the government had teleporters, they would have found a way to mass produce them, so everyone would buy them.

Been there? Oh, he hasn't just been there. I'm not saying he's an alien, but...

Really? This is a real "conspiracy"? Someone referenced this earlier today, and I thought it was just something they made up on the fly. Is this the direct result of all that mental health funding Reagan cut in the 80's or something?

Jesus, the Ridiculous Fairy has been dancing on the Right for quite awhile now.

hubiestubert: His service with the chrononauts would explain how he managed to cause the New Orleans hurricane damage, support Al Qaida's rise, cause the 9/11 attacks, AND imploded the economy single handed. If he has access to time traveling technologies, then he is probably responsible for a lot more stuff. Beyond canceling Community. I bet if we go back, we can see that he got Firefly tanked, AND Enterprise greenlit.

Bastiche!

He developed New Coke, too...

walkerhound: Repeat or follow-up? 'Cause I hear he's been twice (new window)

Man, is that stupid site for real? As in do they REALLY believe what they're saying? It's one thing when they throw in a bunch of 'allegedly's a 'supposedly' or two, and a WHOLE lot of 'So-and-so claims...', but this exopolitics site is nuttier than Orly Taitz, and I NEVER thought I'd say that with a straight face.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Why would they even need to refute such a claim?

Sit back for a second and re-think that question. Look at all of the other bullshiat they have had to refute, simply because these nuts let stuff fester and pretty soon Loonies with far more money than common sense jump on the Crazy Train.

The Donald, for example? Can you imagine if HE had caught wind of this? He'd have 90% of the Right believing it before the SuperBowl.

So THAT'S where Kenya is...

I failed Geometry, so I don't know where my countries is and all that other stuff...

BurnShrike: AwesomeFace: Where's the proof that he didn't go to mars?

His passport doesn't have a stamp on it.

They didn't stamp my passport in Cuba, either.

Therefore, Mars is a communist nation that the US forbids travel to.

Come to Mars! The water's fine!

ultraholland: Prove that he's never been.

Because when Calvin & Hobbes went there, they didn't see him.